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One night, in one of the huts, me, Shredder, and 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash were in a room with all the potatoes. We were trying to make moonshine.

After a few attempts, they decided to try out their drink.

Sean: *Drinks small amount of moonshine* Wow.
Shredder: *drinks moonshine* Wow!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Drinks moonshine, then coughs* Wow!

다음 morning.

Shredder: *Sets up table*
Sean: *Sets up Equestrian Flag*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Carrying drums*
Sean: *Carrying flute*
Shredder: *Has garbage can set as cannon, then shoots the lid off*
Ponies: *Coming out of huts*
Sean: *Blows in flute*
Shredder: Ten hut! March!
Sean: *Playing Yankee Doodle*

The three of us then started to walk around the camp, waking up everypony.

Pablo: *wakes up* What is all this?
Volk: It's the fourth of July! They must be celebrating the Equestrian Revolution.
Celestia: What is all this?
Bartholomew: I haven't the slightest idea.
Shredder: *stops* Princess, 당신 and your roommates are invited for free drinks over at the washdown.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Down with the British!
Bartholomew: Yeah yeah.
Jade: What kind of drinks did 당신 make?
Shredder: You'll see.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Down with the British!
Shredder: Aaand, march!

And we started marching back to the washdown.

Major Skyler: *Holding gun* What is this?
Griffon 47: They don't seem to be doing anything rebellious.
Major Skyler: I guess you're right *Puts gun away*
Sean: Come one, come all, get your free drink of moonshine.
Ponies: *Taking drinks*
Sean: *Pouring moonshine in glass*
Applejack: What is this?
Sean: Moonshine, Equestrian Moonshine, just the way 당신 like it.
Applejack: *Takes glass of moonshine*
Shredder: Keep it coming everypony.
Ponies: *Taking drinks*
Sean: Don't get any on your clothes ma'am.
Sacred Symphony: Thanks.
Sean: Keep it moving.
Pablo: *takes drink*
Sean: Don't smoke right after 당신 drink. There's no smoking!
Major Skyler: Luke, Jordyn, come with me. *Goes in hut*
Sean: *drinking moonshine* Keep it coming *Coughs* Keep it- *Coughing*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Drinks moonshine* No taxation without representation.
Sean: Keep it coming, wait. What? (How did she say that entire sentence without coughing?)
Shredder: *Sits 다음 to Brewster* Well, what do 당신 think of it?
Brewster: I'll tell 당신 what this isn't. It's not homemade brandy, it's a really good drink. *drinks moonshine* 당신 did creat greating this... I mean, 당신 did great creating this.
Sean: How do 당신 like it?
Celestia: It's a dreat grink, great drink. How are- how are you, and 사과 브랜디 getting along?
Sean: We seem to be getting along alright Princhess- Princess.
Celestia: *Looks at Bartholomew* It's good stuff Sean.
Sean: Thank you.
Jade: We're almost getting out of here Applejack.
Applejack: And then we can continue running our farms.
Jade: What if we get caught on the way?
Applejack: *frowns*
Jade: Aw, don't give me that look. We'll be listening to country once we get back into Ponyville. *Singing* Ridin' down the highway, who wants to be the DJ?
Applejack: I'll find a spot on the side of the road, 당신 find somethin' on the radio!
Major Skyler: *sees wood* Do 당신 two know anything about this?
Jordyn & Luke: No.
Pablo: Bartholomew, goons in 105.
Bartholomew: Try not to pay any attention. If they see 당신 looking at them, then they'll know they found something.
Major Skyler & Luke: *Leaves room*
Jordyn: *Pouring cup of coffee* Finally, I get to *Burns herself, and drops cup*

Suddenly, she heard a strange noise.

Jordyn: *Pours coffee near stove*

It sounded like the coffee was going further down then it really was.

Jordyn: Major!
Major Skyler: *Arrives* What?
Jordyn: *Pours coffee near stove*
Major Skyler: I know what's going on! *Knocks down stove* Those prisoners were digging a tunnel! *Moves tile* Aha!! *Blows whistle*
Celestia: Oh christ, they found Tom!
Griffons: *Running into camp holding an MP40*
Applejack: *Slowly walks towards fence*
Sean: What happened?
Sacred Symphony: It's the tunnel. They found Tom.
Shredder: So much for success!
Applejack: *getting close to fence*
Sean: *sees Applejack* Applejack! *Runs towards her*
Ponies: *Following Sean* Don't climb that fence!!
Applejack: *Climbing fence*
Griffon 98: STOP!! *Pointing gun at Applejack* STOP!!
Sean: *Kicks Griffon*
Griffon 53: *Pushes Sean on ground*
Griffon in guard tower: *Shoots twenty bullets*
Applejack: *gets shot in the head*

사과 브랜디 was dead.

Sean: *Picks up Applejack's hat*
Griffon 53: *Pointing gun at Sean*
Sean: *Puts hat on heart, and stays silent for ten seconds*

After respecting the dead, I went to where Bartholomew was.

Sean: Sir, let me know the exact locations that 당신 need. I'm going out tonight.
Bartholomew: Right. Everypony else will dig around the clock.

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Stargazer's car
Stargazer's car
Song: link

The sun was rising in Gran Turismo, and the sky was a wonderful shade of orange.

Stargazer: *Driving his car at 65 miles an hour*
Black Tuesday: You're gonna get the cops after us before we even meet up with the others.
Stargazer: Don't worry. The cops won't catch us in this fine machine.

A brand new 300 turned onto the road behind them.

Stargazer: Either that's the 조랑말 racing us, 또는 it's an undercover cop.
Black Tuesday: Undercover?
Stargazer: Oh yes. The police here have plenty of undercover police cars. Both 300's, and Impalas, and they're all brand new. However, as I said earlier, they...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Tim: Those two keep getting away from us Captain. We need to expand our jurisdiction to Canterlot.
Captain Jefferson: Do 당신 know how difficult that is?
Tim: I understand, but when the suspects get out of Gran Turismo, neither the State Troopers, 또는 CHP can get prepared in time.

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Stargazer: *Holding $500 in front of Black Tuesday* Look at all of this money.
Black Tuesday: That's not a lot.
Stargazer: Maybe so, but if we keep doing what we just did, we'll get 더 많이 of this.

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Toby: The stallions know where to go, and when.
Tim: Why don't we use that to our advantage?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 17, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:09 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Orion was on his way back to Cheyenne from Denver, after delivering the Iron Ore, and steel. Now the freight cars on his train are empty.

Orion: The adventure never seems to end for those freight cars. They just keep going all over the place, and.. What the fuck am I talking about?
Audience: *Laughing*
Orion: *Going down Sherman Hill* Okay, time for my plan.
Mirage: *Backing three diesels onto a freight train*
Dan: *Walking to Mirage's train*
Mike: Where are 당신 two heading?
Dan: Westbound, to Greeley.
Mirage:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song (Start at 1:39): link

Blue: *Enters Gran Turismo*
State Trooper Pony: All units, State Troopers, and Gran Turismo Police Department, Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine are at it again. Southbound, black Pontiac, Ida, 2, 4, Edward, King, Sam.
Two Undercover Police Ponies: *Driving Impalas*
Undercover Police Pony: Ten-4, we're joining the pursuit.
Tim: *Next to Julia as she drives the M4* GT24 to units chasing Blue, and Aqua, what's your location?
State Trooper Pony: Main Street.
Julia: *Drives*
Tim: Ten-4, joining pursuit from Local Consideration.
Aqua: *Holding a Glock pistol* Turn left at that intersection....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Julia was driving the M4 Police car, patrolling the Round Freeway, with Tim sitting 다음 to her.

Tim: Did Dan tell 당신 the bad news?
Julia: Dan hasn't spoken to me in two days. What happened?
Tim: He, and his partners were pulled out of the Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine case.
Julia: They must be upset about it.
Tim: Yeah. It was because of something Andy did. He shot a 조랑말 when he wasn't supposed to.
Julia: Why? What was the other 조랑말 doing?
Tim: He was just visiting a friend, and was taking some things with him. Some apples, a carrot, and he borrowed a PS2 controller, because his wasn't working....
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Void - 당신 wanted to meet me.
Dan - Yes. Do 당신 know what holds Valkyries core?
Void - Same as old PCS is SLS.
Dan - Saftey Lock System... So 안전한, 안전 that it can be open. We called it overlock.
Void - So?
Dan - Use it too long and 당신 simply die.

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???
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Nyx - Hmmm... 당신 smell it. The storm is coming.
Blaze - Yes *looks over him* Butyful.
Nyx - So my dear. *looks in he eyes* It's time to interrupt their fun event.


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operation shadow raid
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Dan - Phase 3 end. Phase 4.
Void - Let-
Blaze - Well well well.
-Blaze shows in same Valkyrie but black and red colored-
Blaze - *shoots something to the ground as it...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 14, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 9:46 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Ponies: *Listening to the loudspeaker at the station*
Loudspeaker Pony: Attention all passengers, happy Valentines Day. The 다음 train arriving is The City Of Denver. It's really big, so make sure it doesn't hit you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: *Kissing Metal Gloss as he drives a freight train out of the yard*
Metal Gloss: I feel so warm.
Hawkeye: Your face is red. Perhaps it's something I did.
Metal Gloss: Oh, no the heater is too high. *Lowers the temperature on the heater*
Audience: *Laughing*

Snowflake...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 9, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:16 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete: *In his office* Why, are we back here? Go follow Stylo, I know what he's doing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: I wish him good luck too.

Song: link

Two days later at a bar

Stylo: *Drunk, resting his head on the counter in front of him* Oh fuck!!!
Pony 85: *Arrives* Hey.
Stylo: *Picks up his head, and looks at the 조랑말 to his right*
Pony 85: I've heard of you.
Stylo: I'm sure 당신 have, now if 당신 don't mind, I'm trying to have a hangover.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pony 85: Somepony named Pierce Hawkins told me about you....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 17 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: Okay, here's what we're going to do. *Loses connection*

Rainbow Dash has left the game

Pinkie Pie: I like that idea. Let's do nothing.
Twilight: She rost connection. It's up to us.
Pinkie Pie: Right 당신 are Twilight. Let's go use the teleporter.

As they were running, twelve zombies started to chase them.

Twilight: *Throws a monkey*
Monkey: That tickles. *Lands between the horde of zombies*
Zombies: *Staying around the monkey*
Monkey: *Kills the zombies* Better luck 다음 time zombies.
Twilight: 당신 give me great honor.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the teleporter, and plants...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"They said to colonise the orther world. Noone knew it would end with millions of dead. Officials say that they can be heated as new generation of PCS come out under new name : Valkyries. These one are bigger, in size of typical Ponyville building and are created on look of human. Ponies enlist to army to take on monsters on orther side of gate, where -60 C cold wildness meet them."

Dan - 당신 will not fall back from battlefield!


SomeoneButNoone presents.

Dan - Squadron V-2 are present :

The newest project.

Dan - V-1.1 Captain-Liberator Void V-1.2 초 Lieutenant Snowflake.

And the main project...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 12 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: & Twilight: *Back outside with Applejack, and Pinkie Pie*

Fog started to rise.

Rainbow Dash: *Coughing* Where are all the zombies?
Sweetie Belle: Fetch me their souls.
Twilight: I think that 답변 our question.
Pinkie Pie: Nein!! Not the puppies!!!
Hell Hound: *Running towards the ponies*
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots it four times with her HK21*
Elvis Presley: *Singing in the background* 당신 ain't nothin' but a Hell Hound, just cryin' all the time.
Ponies: Not now!!
Elvis Presley: *Leaves*

They got distracted with Elvis, and the 다음 Hell Hound to come took down Twilight...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 8 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Sees a green light on the map* The mystery box is on the bottom left portion of this map.
Applejack: What are we waitin' for? Let's buy some guns.

Lead 의해 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, the ponies ran up the aisle, heading towards the room they started in, and turned right, to buy the 다음 room.

Pinkie Pie: Okay, time for one of 당신 to buy the door now.
Applejack: No Pinkie, 당신 do it. 당신 have enough points to buy both this door, and a gun from the mystery box.
Pinkie Pie: Do not argue with your leader, and buy the door! One of you!
Rainbow Dash: I'll be the mature pony, and buy...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 7 is beginning

Pinkie Pie: *Gets into the teleporter with everypony else* Now remember, we won't use the teleporter until a zombie gets near us. That way, we can kill it with the lightning that comes out.
Twilight: Rightning?
Pinkie Pie: Das is correct.
Zombies: *Appearing from barriers*

The theater started to shake.

Rainbow Dash: Uh-oh. I think we got some new 프렌즈 coming to 가입하기 the party.
Applejack: *Shoots a zombie* 당신 see what happens when 당신 touch Applejack?
Rainbow Dash: But he didn't even touch you.
Applejack: Exactly.
Pinkie Pie: *Sees a zombie getting very close* Now! *Uses the...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
>>>rebooting system
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...
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>>>>Error<<<<<

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Equestrian Labs.
00:05
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Steven - *reads papers* Mhm... I see... Alright *drops paper* Alright... Dan left 당신 unfinished. Time to polish you.

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1 시간 later*
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Steven - OK
Scientist #1 - *gives half mechanic 심장 to Steven*
Steven - *puts 심장 inside* 당신 will feel great... And be allowed to use over-trance.
Scientist #2 - We are ready for additional repairments.
Steven - Splendid! Let's start right away!

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4 hours later
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Void - *wakes up* where.. I am?
Steven - Welcome! 당신 were dead for one year.
Void - Dead......
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Joel - 당신 guys know there is way to clear my account. Pilot!
Pilot - Aye?
Joel - To FBI HQ!
Pilot - Yes sir.
Joel - *wears Kevlar* Those prison clothes are uncomfortable.
Steven - What's the plan?
Damien - Yeah...
Joel - Arson. We burn the hall and take server with my data and break it.
Damien - Sounds easy.
Joel - Oi... Nothing is easy...


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After action - safehouse
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Joel - Woo good to be free.
Damien - 당신 talk like 당신 were there for ages but it wasn't even 12 hours.
Steven - Heh...
Joel - Give me a break..

Dimitri - Good job boys. Your debts were paid... Good luck in your life!
FI - Well guys first...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dimitri - Do 당신 liked the mares I sender to you? They didn't wanted it but with some money... 당신 guys live like kings in the penthouse I bought for you. But it's action time. Time to work on the work. I left 당신 some heavy armor to wear. 당신 gonna go with truck as watch dogs. If anyone will try to steal it kill them. If police gonna check the truck kill them. Money need some laundry so 당신 know. Anyway that's pretty much this.
FI - Heard the old pony. Sit there and don't 옮기기 an inch and everything will be OKAY.


Damien - Eh it takes long to get there.
Steven - Yeah...
Joel - 저기요 new how is it...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
FI - Gentelmans we will 옮기기 onto bigger shit from now.


Hour : 06:28


FI - My old informator need help, his name is Dimitri, he have Russian Mob on territories of Ponyville and Canterlot, we are doing job for him.



Location : Canterlot


FI - Some Ponies started stealing his cocaine and use it in their little ghetto. Dimitri want 당신 to "pay them a visit" and take what his. He will reward us with money. He trusts us so don't screw it up. No police - only 당신 and junkies. Easy right? And it gives us enterance into Canterlot affairs.



Action Start



*Van appears at ghetto*
Junkie - What the hell.. Cops or...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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4 days later
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Damien - *watches TV*
Joel - *eating sandwich*
Twilight - *sleeping cuffed*
Damien - Uh I'm bored...
...
...
FI - Good news boys I found 당신 a gent and mare to 가입하기 당신 up. Steven and Nicole are outside let them in

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Nicole - I'm Nicole... Im doing this for living.
Steven - I'm Steven, have mafia debt like you.
FI - Now to do something with this princess. We won't kill her and I can't put her on black market - too shady we gonna get denied 또는 set up. Hmmm... I have idea. Drive to Old Ponyville. 당신 will meet up with Hispanic pony. He will buy her off - no set up I will contact...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was 8:57 PM when Tim arrived at the green house 다음 to the train station. There, he would visit Brielle.

Tim: *Walks to the front door* I wonder how she's able to answer the door. *Rings the door bell*

The whole house vibrated from the 벨 being rung.

Tim: Guess that 답변 my question.
Brielle: *Opens the door while holding a piece of paper that says hello*

Song (Start at 0:15): link

Meanwhile on Malpaso Avenue, disaster struck

Pony: *Driving a Mitsubishi in the dark*
Deer: *Runs into the road*
Pony: *Brakes, but hits the deer*
Honda Pony: *Hits the Mitsubishi*
Volkswagen Pony: *Crashes...
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