Today is December 27th, 2011. Do 당신 know what this means? KateKicksAss is turning 16 years old today! Anyway, it was my idea to make 당신 this collaboration 기사 with some shout-outs from your 프렌즈 :P
Without further ado, consider this your birthday present from your 프렌즈 and I!
P.S. Read the first couple of entries for "Kate" on Urban Dictionary!
Kate, Happy Birthday! I hope 당신 enjoy all the pleasure and displeasure of being another 년 older. 당신 have been one of my bestest 프렌즈 on here, and I would consider 당신 to be a good friend in RL as well. 당신 always make me...
Meanwhile, Edward stood in front of the Empire State Building, attracting a lot of funny looks from passersby. Shoving a little old lady carrying a twenty pound bag of dog 음식 out of the way, he marched forward, into the building.
"May I help you?", asked a receptionist, batting her eyelashes flirtatiously. Edward rolled his eyes and headed towards the elevators.
Elbowing past the line of people waiting for an elevator, ignoring the many evil eyes and shouts of "Hey!", and "Wait your turn, jerk!" aimed at him. He shoved his way into a packed elevator and hit the button for the 상단, 맨 위로 floor....
This is my Twilight Fanfiction, haha. Summary: Set during New Moon, Alice has a vision of Bella jumping off the cliff, but instead of going to Italy, Edward tries to kill himself in various Muggle ways. Humor
Edward Cullen sat on the 침상, 소파 moping. The Cullens had moved to New York after leaving Forks, but Edward didn't care. He hadn't gone out once, and sat on the 침상, 소파 depressed and moping all the time. He sighed as he sat on the 침상, 소파 wondering if Bella even remembered what he looked like anymore. 또는 how he sparkled. CRASH! He turned, temporarily snapped out of his self-pity and depression....