A Ghost 스톨, 훔친 our lives savings
Stand aside,My Bum's five foot wide
My mate boiled my willy
I'm so fat I broke the toilet
Six toilets actually
I fell for a sexy robot
I paint,with my boobies
A psychic dog,has healing powers
There's a time lord in my loo
Mosquitoes made me pregnant (um So pregnant)
I fart on men' faces for money (oh yeah...come on guys)
I'm so fat i broke the toilet
Six toilets actually
I fell for sexy robots
I paint with my boobies
With my boobies (yeah)
We're sorry. We published last that Joe Jonas is dating Miley Cyrus, but he is for SURE dating Britney Spears!
"Britney is my hero." Joe says. "Without Britney, what would the world be like?"
We have some photos, and we also have evidence from Britney!
We are really positive about it this time!
JOSEPH ADAM JONAS + BRITNEY SPEARS = MATCH
Britney may be much older than Joe, but they are sure a perfect match!
love? dating? Joe? Britney? YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUPRISE!
It was a huge suprise to all of us, and I am sure it will be to lots and lots of 팬 of Britney and Joe. So, Joe's not dating Miley, Chelsea, Camilla, 또는 Demi?
"Britney is my hero." Joe says. "Without Britney, what would the world be like?"
We have some photos, and we also have evidence from Britney!
We are really positive about it this time!
JOSEPH ADAM JONAS + BRITNEY SPEARS = MATCH
Britney may be much older than Joe, but they are sure a perfect match!
love? dating? Joe? Britney? YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUPRISE!
It was a huge suprise to all of us, and I am sure it will be to lots and lots of 팬 of Britney and Joe. So, Joe's not dating Miley, Chelsea, Camilla, 또는 Demi?
sincerly,
mrsjoejonas102
1)your 프렌즈 get annoyed of 당신 when 당신 cant stop talking about him
2)you 사랑 every thing about him not just his hotness
3)you dreamed about him before
4)all your 프렌즈 knows you're the future Mrs. joe Jonas (LOL)
5)you're having a bad 일 ,you just watch funny 비디오 about joe :D
6)you have 더 많이 than 30 pic of joe (ONLY joe)
7)you're jealous from demi and Chelsea.. (any girl who comes near him)
8)you want to kill Camilla
9)you know 더 많이 than 20 facts about him
10)you will do anything to go to his concert
11)he's your 가장 좋아하는 Jonas brother
13)he's your dream guy
14)you 사랑 his pick up line "I got my 도서관, 라이브러리 card and i'm checking 당신 out"
15)you have a Joe Jonas 벽 in your room
16)you know who DJ Danger is
17) 당신 say "Awkward!"
there are a lot 더 많이 but i didn't have time to write them all
hope 당신 liked it
Here is a soap Box 기사 on Joe Jonas. The adorible 18 년 old who will soon be 19. His birthday is August 15th. There will be so many 질문 for all 당신 Joe Jonas 팬 that i am going to ask them now.
1.What's Joe's 가장 좋아하는 color?
2. Is fame changing Joe?
What happened to Joe while he filmed camp rock?
3.along others
it's joe jonas the megga cutie and hottie. if 당신 have any 더 많이 질문 이메일 me at testcamp. Plus me and Joe Jonas have so much in common. What do 당신 have in common with Joe Jonas?
1.What's Joe's 가장 좋아하는 color?
2. Is fame changing Joe?
What happened to Joe while he filmed camp rock?
3.along others
it's joe jonas the megga cutie and hottie. if 당신 have any 더 많이 질문 이메일 me at testcamp. Plus me and Joe Jonas have so much in common. What do 당신 have in common with Joe Jonas?
Rumor 또는 Not?
London, July 11 – ‘Twilight’ 별, 스타 Ashley Greene has sparked rumours that she’s dating Joe Jonas after the two tried to have a secret 날짜 but went to London’s most exclusive restaurant The Ivy.
The duo was in town for the premiere of the latest Twilight film, ‘Eclipse’.
They tried to keep their 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 날짜 hush-hush to avoid being spotted together.
“They had a very romantic night at The Ivy. They arrived separately and then left out 의해 the back door where there were two vans with blacked-out windows waiting to whisk them away,” News Of The World quoted a 출처 as saying.
The 출처 addded: “They looked like a lovely couple. Had a few drinks and were clearly enjoying not being hounded like they would have been in Los Angeles.”
London, July 11 – ‘Twilight’ 별, 스타 Ashley Greene has sparked rumours that she’s dating Joe Jonas after the two tried to have a secret 날짜 but went to London’s most exclusive restaurant The Ivy.
The duo was in town for the premiere of the latest Twilight film, ‘Eclipse’.
They tried to keep their 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 날짜 hush-hush to avoid being spotted together.
“They had a very romantic night at The Ivy. They arrived separately and then left out 의해 the back door where there were two vans with blacked-out windows waiting to whisk them away,” News Of The World quoted a 출처 as saying.
The 출처 addded: “They looked like a lovely couple. Had a few drinks and were clearly enjoying not being hounded like they would have been in Los Angeles.”
Joe Jonas usually looks pretty stylish, and it turns out the 22-year-old has a serious shoe obsession!
Joe confessed that shoe are his addiction, saying "I 사랑 shoes [...] I have a thousand pairs of sneakers."
That's a lot of footwear!
He also said, "Every time I show my closet, I feel embarrassed because there are so many clothes in there that I feel like, it's hilarious.
I have 더 많이 clothes than a lot of my 프렌즈 who are girls.
But I just 사랑 clothes and I 사랑 fashion."
Are 당신 surprised 의해 Joe's obssession?
Joe confessed that shoe are his addiction, saying "I 사랑 shoes [...] I have a thousand pairs of sneakers."
That's a lot of footwear!
He also said, "Every time I show my closet, I feel embarrassed because there are so many clothes in there that I feel like, it's hilarious.
I have 더 많이 clothes than a lot of my 프렌즈 who are girls.
But I just 사랑 clothes and I 사랑 fashion."
Are 당신 surprised 의해 Joe's obssession?