THIS:

that is hilarius

The Elder Swear. Absolutely. Followed by "Dobby's sock!"

Not to be a grammar nazi or anything, but can we try to spell things right? And not create forums when this should actually belong under "answers"? Forums can't be deleted.

Voldemort: Dark Arts. Voldemort speaking.

Harry: Leperchaun Taint!

Voldemort: What? You kids! If I ever find out who's calling me I will call the wizard school and you will go to wizard jail and I'll kill you because I'm Voldemort…

Snape: There they are.

Voldemort: So stop calling.

xD