Knock knock?
Who's there?
당신 Know.
You-Know-Who?
That's right!Avada Kedavra!
How do 당신 keep a Gryffindor in suspense? *walk away*
How many weasley's does it take to light up a wand?
Seven: Ginny to look upset and do nothing, Ron to sulk, 프레드 and George to blow it up, Percy to yell, Charlie to hold it in front of a dragon and Bill to roll his eyes at everyone.
How many Dark Lords does it take to light up a wand?
Two: One to light it and the other to kill him and take the credit.
How many Voldemorts does it take to light up a wand?
None, now 당신 see thats why he's called the DARK lord.
How many Weasleys does it take to light up a wand?
~~~One, but they'll have to 검색 through a pile of the twins' fake ones first.
Why did Potter 십자가, 크로스 the road?
No reason, but someone will write a book about it.
Why do Slytherins 십자가, 크로스 the road twice?
Because they are doublecrossers.
Why was Professor Quirrel kicked out of the beauty contest?
He had voldeWART on the back of his head
Is being a dementor a fun job? No, it’s soul destroying!
Wormtail: Master, can 당신 really rise again? Voldemort: Certainly, but 당신 may have to give me a hand!
Sticks & Stones can break my bones, But words will never hurt me.
AVADA KEDAVERA
Oh dang
If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic Professor Snape.
After a long silence, one first 년 rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do 당신 consider yourself an idiot?" Inquired Snape with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see 당신 standing up there all 의해 yourself."
A blind wizard walks into a pub. He says to the barkeep, "Want to hear a Hufflepuff joke?" The pub goes completely silent. The barkeep says, "Sir, I am a Hufflepuff. I'm used to handling a rough crowd alone. I have my wand drawn. The wizard to your left is an auror with his wand drawn. He too is a Hufflepuff. The witch on your right has her wand drawn. She is a dueling champion and also a Hufflepuff. Are 당신 absolutely certain 당신 want to tell that Hufflepuff joke?"
The blind wizard says, "Gods no! Not if I'm going to have to explain it three times!"
Where do 당신 find Dumbledore’s Army? Up his sleevy!
Who's there?
당신 Know.
You-Know-Who?
That's right!Avada Kedavra!
How do 당신 keep a Gryffindor in suspense? *walk away*
How many weasley's does it take to light up a wand?
Seven: Ginny to look upset and do nothing, Ron to sulk, 프레드 and George to blow it up, Percy to yell, Charlie to hold it in front of a dragon and Bill to roll his eyes at everyone.
How many Dark Lords does it take to light up a wand?
Two: One to light it and the other to kill him and take the credit.
How many Voldemorts does it take to light up a wand?
None, now 당신 see thats why he's called the DARK lord.
How many Weasleys does it take to light up a wand?
~~~One, but they'll have to 검색 through a pile of the twins' fake ones first.
Why did Potter 십자가, 크로스 the road?
No reason, but someone will write a book about it.
Why do Slytherins 십자가, 크로스 the road twice?
Because they are doublecrossers.
Why was Professor Quirrel kicked out of the beauty contest?
He had voldeWART on the back of his head
Is being a dementor a fun job? No, it’s soul destroying!
Wormtail: Master, can 당신 really rise again? Voldemort: Certainly, but 당신 may have to give me a hand!
Sticks & Stones can break my bones, But words will never hurt me.
AVADA KEDAVERA
Oh dang
If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic Professor Snape.
After a long silence, one first 년 rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do 당신 consider yourself an idiot?" Inquired Snape with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see 당신 standing up there all 의해 yourself."
A blind wizard walks into a pub. He says to the barkeep, "Want to hear a Hufflepuff joke?" The pub goes completely silent. The barkeep says, "Sir, I am a Hufflepuff. I'm used to handling a rough crowd alone. I have my wand drawn. The wizard to your left is an auror with his wand drawn. He too is a Hufflepuff. The witch on your right has her wand drawn. She is a dueling champion and also a Hufflepuff. Are 당신 absolutely certain 당신 want to tell that Hufflepuff joke?"
The blind wizard says, "Gods no! Not if I'm going to have to explain it three times!"
Where do 당신 find Dumbledore’s Army? Up his sleevy!
OK. So HufflePuff's aren't as important as some of the Gryffindors but what would HP be without 통스 또는 Cedric? If Cedric hadn't of been chosen for the TriWizard Tournament he would never have died and Cho and Harry would never have kissed 또는 스플릿, 분할 up! And 통스 is an amazing Auror! 당신 wouldn't expect her to be in HufflePuff but the Sorting Hat saw her destiny in HufflePuff!
So stop looking down on Puffs! We can be 히어로즈 like the Gryffindor's and clever like the Ravenclaws!
