(Sam, Mercedes, and Quinn are in a classroom having a conversation together. A student, Joe, is standing outside making sure he came to the right place.)
Joe's Thoughts: From what I've seen so far, this school seems okay. The most awkward moment is when people are looking at me, wondering why the homeless dude with the 기타 came here. Well, I'm not homeless. I can care less about what they say. If there's one thing God taught me, it's that 당신 don't need fancy things to be happy. It's just love. In fact, he's the reason why I'm going to 가입하기 the God Squad team. Okay...here we go.
(The door swings open. Mercedes looks up and sees Joe with his guitar. Sam and Quinn look up as well. Quinn seems to be drawn 의해 his physical appearance.)
Mercedes: Name, please.
Joe: Joe...Joe Hart.
Quinn (leaning to Sam, whispering): He's the kid that I saw at the lockers the other day. I told you, Sam.
(Sam takes one strange look at Joe. He seemed to have worn an old 셔츠 with some jeans and sandals, and his hair was out on his head.)
Sam (whispering to Quinn): Wanna explain to me why there's a huge 타란툴라 거미, 독 거미 sitting on his head?
Quinn (gritting her teeth, punching Sam in the arm, whispering): Shut it, Sam!
Mercedes: Enough, 당신 two!
Quinn (rolling her eyes): Fine.
Sam (to Joe): So...why 가입하기 the club?
Joe: Well, first, I want to 가입하기 something in school that involves interaction with other students. I mean, I was homeschooled, so I really don't know much about everyone else in the outside world.
Sam (critically): 초 reason.
Mercedes (annoyed): Sam.
Joe: I'm a child of God, like everyone around me is. I'm all for showing 사랑 for God right back, 당신 know?
(Quinn smiles. Sam is still looking at Joe critically.)
Sam: So...you mind telling us about yourself?
Joe (pushing his hair back): Well, each one of my dreads represents a book in the Bible. I walk with no shoes on most of the time, and we don't have much at 집 so I just wear these sandals. I also know how to sing and play guitar.
Mercedes: Seems as if 예수님 gave 당신 talent.
Quinn (gazing at Joe): Praise.
Mercedes (smiling): Well, you're going to like this club. But if 당신 want to really show 사랑 for God, 당신 should really spread to the students at this school first. Everyone here seems to have shown some kind of hatred. I can't even imagine how many slushie facials there have been since my freshman year.
(Quinn nodded in agreement and turned back to Joe. He seemed confused as to what a slushie facial was.)
Joe: Slushie facial?
Mercedes: The important thing is that the 천사 above would be glad that 당신 have joined with us. We're going to perform for couples on Valentine's Day.
Joe (eager): Really?
Quinn: Yeah, offer our services.
Joe: Awesome.
(The 다음 day, 6 더 많이 days until Valentine's Day, everyone is in the lunch room. All members of the God Squad share a 표, 테이블 together. One student almost bumps his tray into Joe, and starts laughing. Then he whispers to his friend 다음 to him. Joe rubs his slightly sore head.)
Joe: Man, you're right. These people...well, show off a lot of hatred.
Mercedes: Do 당신 see what I mean? 당신 can't go anywhere without someone doing something terrible to you.
Joe: I can see that.
(At that moment, Finn rushes over. Trying to catch his breath, he stands towards Mercedes, trying to say something to her.)
Mercedes: Oh, Finn. Are 당신 here to request a song for us to sing to Rachel for Valentine's Day?
Finn (shaking his head): God, no. Why would I do that?
Joe: Harsh.
Sam: Because she still cares about you, and it's almost Valentine's Day. It's about time you...like, show love, right?
Quinn: Preach.
Finn: I'm here to make a request, but it's not just for Rachel; it's for the whole 글리 club. 당신 just said, Sam, that it's time to show love.
Sam: Dang, I did just say that, didn't I?
Finn: So I want to do something for everyone. And I may not be in 사랑 with Rachel 또는 anything, but she's still a friend to me.
Joe (nodding): Way to show 사랑 for all your friends, Finn. That's what Hebrews 13:16 actually says; "Don't neglect to do good and to share what 당신 have, for such sacrifices are pleasing to God." I call an amen to that.
Finn (impressed, turning to Mercedes): The boy's smart. (Mercedes nods.) So, will 당신 do it?
Mercedes (to Sam, Quinn, and Joe): Well...agreement, guys?
Quinn, Sam, and Joe: Agreement.
(Finn reaches his hand out to shake with Sam and Joe.)
Finn: Thanks, guys so much.
Sam: Don't just thank us; thank God for letting us all live.
Joe (throws a fist in the air): Praise.
Quinn (dazed, looking at Joe): I'm 100% attracted to 당신 right now.
(Finn walks away happily, leaving The God Squad to finish lunch. Over at another table, Rory and Artie are having lunch with Mike, Puck, and Tina. Rory notices Joe at the other table.)
Rory (to Artie): I don't know why, but I think I knew him before.
Artie: You've met dread heads in Ireland?
Rory: No, but...I could've sworn I've seen him before.
Artie (awkwardly): Weird...
Okay, here ya go. What do 당신 think?
Here's the link for Chapter Twenty-Two!!!
Here's the link for Chapter Twenty-Four!!!
Joe's Thoughts: From what I've seen so far, this school seems okay. The most awkward moment is when people are looking at me, wondering why the homeless dude with the 기타 came here. Well, I'm not homeless. I can care less about what they say. If there's one thing God taught me, it's that 당신 don't need fancy things to be happy. It's just love. In fact, he's the reason why I'm going to 가입하기 the God Squad team. Okay...here we go.
(The door swings open. Mercedes looks up and sees Joe with his guitar. Sam and Quinn look up as well. Quinn seems to be drawn 의해 his physical appearance.)
Mercedes: Name, please.
Joe: Joe...Joe Hart.
Quinn (leaning to Sam, whispering): He's the kid that I saw at the lockers the other day. I told you, Sam.
(Sam takes one strange look at Joe. He seemed to have worn an old 셔츠 with some jeans and sandals, and his hair was out on his head.)
Sam (whispering to Quinn): Wanna explain to me why there's a huge 타란툴라 거미, 독 거미 sitting on his head?
Quinn (gritting her teeth, punching Sam in the arm, whispering): Shut it, Sam!
Mercedes: Enough, 당신 two!
Quinn (rolling her eyes): Fine.
Sam (to Joe): So...why 가입하기 the club?
Joe: Well, first, I want to 가입하기 something in school that involves interaction with other students. I mean, I was homeschooled, so I really don't know much about everyone else in the outside world.
Sam (critically): 초 reason.
Mercedes (annoyed): Sam.
Joe: I'm a child of God, like everyone around me is. I'm all for showing 사랑 for God right back, 당신 know?
(Quinn smiles. Sam is still looking at Joe critically.)
Sam: So...you mind telling us about yourself?
Joe (pushing his hair back): Well, each one of my dreads represents a book in the Bible. I walk with no shoes on most of the time, and we don't have much at 집 so I just wear these sandals. I also know how to sing and play guitar.
Mercedes: Seems as if 예수님 gave 당신 talent.
Quinn (gazing at Joe): Praise.
Mercedes (smiling): Well, you're going to like this club. But if 당신 want to really show 사랑 for God, 당신 should really spread to the students at this school first. Everyone here seems to have shown some kind of hatred. I can't even imagine how many slushie facials there have been since my freshman year.
(Quinn nodded in agreement and turned back to Joe. He seemed confused as to what a slushie facial was.)
Joe: Slushie facial?
Mercedes: The important thing is that the 천사 above would be glad that 당신 have joined with us. We're going to perform for couples on Valentine's Day.
Joe (eager): Really?
Quinn: Yeah, offer our services.
Joe: Awesome.
(The 다음 day, 6 더 많이 days until Valentine's Day, everyone is in the lunch room. All members of the God Squad share a 표, 테이블 together. One student almost bumps his tray into Joe, and starts laughing. Then he whispers to his friend 다음 to him. Joe rubs his slightly sore head.)
Joe: Man, you're right. These people...well, show off a lot of hatred.
Mercedes: Do 당신 see what I mean? 당신 can't go anywhere without someone doing something terrible to you.
Joe: I can see that.
(At that moment, Finn rushes over. Trying to catch his breath, he stands towards Mercedes, trying to say something to her.)
Mercedes: Oh, Finn. Are 당신 here to request a song for us to sing to Rachel for Valentine's Day?
Finn (shaking his head): God, no. Why would I do that?
Joe: Harsh.
Sam: Because she still cares about you, and it's almost Valentine's Day. It's about time you...like, show love, right?
Quinn: Preach.
Finn: I'm here to make a request, but it's not just for Rachel; it's for the whole 글리 club. 당신 just said, Sam, that it's time to show love.
Sam: Dang, I did just say that, didn't I?
Finn: So I want to do something for everyone. And I may not be in 사랑 with Rachel 또는 anything, but she's still a friend to me.
Joe (nodding): Way to show 사랑 for all your friends, Finn. That's what Hebrews 13:16 actually says; "Don't neglect to do good and to share what 당신 have, for such sacrifices are pleasing to God." I call an amen to that.
Finn (impressed, turning to Mercedes): The boy's smart. (Mercedes nods.) So, will 당신 do it?
Mercedes (to Sam, Quinn, and Joe): Well...agreement, guys?
Quinn, Sam, and Joe: Agreement.
(Finn reaches his hand out to shake with Sam and Joe.)
Finn: Thanks, guys so much.
Sam: Don't just thank us; thank God for letting us all live.
Joe (throws a fist in the air): Praise.
Quinn (dazed, looking at Joe): I'm 100% attracted to 당신 right now.
(Finn walks away happily, leaving The God Squad to finish lunch. Over at another table, Rory and Artie are having lunch with Mike, Puck, and Tina. Rory notices Joe at the other table.)
Rory (to Artie): I don't know why, but I think I knew him before.
Artie: You've met dread heads in Ireland?
Rory: No, but...I could've sworn I've seen him before.
Artie (awkwardly): Weird...
Okay, here ya go. What do 당신 think?
Here's the link for Chapter Twenty-Two!!!
Here's the link for Chapter Twenty-Four!!!
American version
For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow (hold then)(pause), which nobody can deny
Which nobody can deny, which nobody can deny
For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow (hold then)(pause), which nobody can deny!
British and Australian version
For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow (pause), and so say all of us
And so say all of us, and so say all of us
For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow (pause), and so say all of us
and so say all of us
For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow (hold then)(pause), which nobody can deny
Which nobody can deny, which nobody can deny
For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow (hold then)(pause), which nobody can deny!
British and Australian version
For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow (pause), and so say all of us
And so say all of us, and so say all of us
For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow (pause), and so say all of us
and so say all of us
당신 make me weep and wanna die, just when 당신 said we'd try
Lovin', touchin', squeezin' each other
When I'm alone, all 의해 myself, your out with someone else
Lovin', touchin', squeezin' each other
You're tearing me apart, every every day
You're tearing me apart, oh what can I say
You're tearing me apart
It won't be long yet, 'til you're alone
When your lover, oh he hasn't come home
'Cos he's lovin', ooh he's touchin', he's squeezin' another
He's tearin' 당신 apart, oh every every day
He's tearin' 당신 apart, oh girl what can 당신 say
'Cos he's lovin', touchin' another, now it's your turn, girl, to cry
Na na na na na na, na na na na na, na na na na na na, na na na na na...
(repeats0
Lovin', touchin', squeezin' each other
When I'm alone, all 의해 myself, your out with someone else
Lovin', touchin', squeezin' each other
You're tearing me apart, every every day
You're tearing me apart, oh what can I say
You're tearing me apart
It won't be long yet, 'til you're alone
When your lover, oh he hasn't come home
'Cos he's lovin', ooh he's touchin', he's squeezin' another
He's tearin' 당신 apart, oh every every day
He's tearin' 당신 apart, oh girl what can 당신 say
'Cos he's lovin', touchin' another, now it's your turn, girl, to cry
Na na na na na na, na na na na na, na na na na na na, na na na na na...
(repeats0
Last night while I was trying to sleep and failed miserably,I kept thinking of the last show I watched before going to bed.Yes as 당신 might have already guessed I am a pround 글리 fan.And we fellow gleeks probaly found it hard to stop laughing.Not only is the show's upcoming season going to have two 사랑 triangles,but the fun and well-danced songs are sure to make 당신 sing allong in your best imitaing voice.My 가장 좋아하는 moment so far is the provacitive peformance of Salt n' Peppers "Push It"Which was done in front of regular high school students.The 초 best is when Rchel shares the brief but somewhat hopeful 키스 with Finn.Let's all hope that at least these two people can get a romance right.