(All of the 글리 boys--Cory Monteith, Kevin McHale, Chord Overstreet, Mark Salling, Harry Shum Jr., and Chris Colfer--were backstage looking at their scripts. Damian McGinty stepped into the room with Samuel Larsen, one of his friends.)
Chris: Who's the new dude?
Damian: This is my friend, Samuel. He won "The 글리 Project" along with me and will be the new face of "Glee".
Samuel (smiling): Way to introduce me, Damo.
Harry (to Mark): Didn't we see him before?
Mark: Wow, you're so difficult to remember things.
Cory: I think he's gonna do great on the show. I heard his music. He's pretty good.
Samuel: 당신 really think so?
Cory: Yeah.
Kevin: Of course.
Samuel: Thanks guys.
(At that moment, Dianna Agron, Naya Rivera, and Lea Michele stepped in the room. Naya seemed angry, Dianna was crying, and Lea was concerned.)
Lea: Guys, we have a problem.
Mark: What, you're tired of 노래 on 글리 now?
Kevin (rolling his eyes): That's not a surprise.
Lea (to Kevin): It's also not a surprise that 당신 don't ever brush your teeth, now is it?
Damian (disgusted): That's gross.
Kevin: For the 200th time, Lea, that was Artie. That wasn't me.
Lea: Whatever. (She turned towards the other guys.) There's a note in Mr. Murphy's office. 당신 have to see it now.
(Lea, Naya, Dianna, and all of the guys walked into Ryan Murphy's office and saw the note laying on 상단, 맨 위로 of his desk. Cory picked it up and looked at it.)
Cory: It's a to-do list from Ryan. (He read off the list.) Go over 다음 episode. Reply to 팬 mail. 불, 화재 Dianna. Go to--wait, what the hell?!
Dianna (sobbing): He's gonna 불, 화재 me! But...Glee is my life. I can't quit.
Harry: We can't do 글리 without Dianna.
Mark: Yeah, Quinn still needs 더 많이 solos.
Damian: I liked how sexy she was in the pilot.
Cory: Why would they want to cut Dianna?
Lea: Well, I overheard them in a conversation a few days 이전 during the video shoot.
(There was a sudden flashback where Lea was going over the rest of the lines for the 이전 episode of Glee. She heard Ryan speaking with Dianna a couple steps away.)
Ryan: You're disappointing me, seriously.
Dianna (to Ryan, angry): I did everything 당신 told me to do. I even bought 당신 coffee the other day.
Ryan: Yeah, but you've bored me. There's no 더 많이 interest in Quinn anymore like in the first season.
Dianna: Maybe because she was pregnant--
Ryan: And hormonal.
Dianna: Can't 당신 just let me do my own thing. I'm trying as hard as I can. When you're looking at Lea and Darren, you're always cheering for them. But when it gets to me and Jenna, 당신 snore loudly like we're not doing anything!
(The flashback ended. Dianna's tears still went down her face as she looked angered at Lea.)
Dianna: Who the hell told 당신 to listen to me talk?
Lea: It's called proof, Dianna.
Dianna: You're so f*cking annoying!
Samuel (to Mark): Is she always like this?
Mark: No...not really.
Damian: This is so hot.
Naya: Well, I'm choke the life out of him after what I heard. He said that he's gonna discontinue Brittana if all these requests for a Brittana 키스 comes in. I wanna give the 팬 what they want. It's my lips, my girl, and my character!
Kevin: Steamy...
Cory: Can this get any worse?
Samuel (looking at the list): It also says that he'll replace Finn with Blaine as the head of New Directions.
(Silence. Cory makes a mad face.)
Samuel: Did I say something wrong?
Cory (raged, but calm): No. 당신 see, Samuel, there are going to be times where Ryan puts 당신 down unexpectedly, and you're not gonna want that to happen.
Naya: Like when 당신 proposed to Jew Nose?
Lea: Still not gonna fuss with 당신 on that!
Harry: Guys!
Samuel: So what should we do?
Cory: I'm taking care of all of you. Let me handle this.
(Cory barged down the hall to a different room where Ryan was alone, looking over 팬 mail. The rest of the 글리 cast followed close behind and waited outside.)
Dianna (sweetly): Good luck, Cory.
Cory: I don't need luck, baby. I just need 당신 guys' support. I'm going in.
(Cory went inside, and the hallway was suddenly silent.)
Chris: Did he just call her 'baby'?
Dianna: What can I say? I paid him earlier in the week.
Damian (to Samuel): Well, here comes another MJ song.
Samuel: Totally.
Cory: What the hell, man?!
Ryan: Does anyone knock anymore?
Cory: You're getting rid of one of my best friends, wearing away one of the 상단, 맨 위로 couples, and replacing the male lead of New Directions! What are 당신 thinking?!
Ryan: It's called 'making a change', if 당신 hadn't noticed--
Cory: Don't give me that sassy sh*t, okay?!
Ryan: Um, language.
Cory: I can say whatever the hell I want! You're always puckering your lips in the camera sometimes, and people don't say anything about that, do you? 또는 what about your bald 나귀, 엉덩이 head?!
Ryan: Hey...you can't--
Cory: Bring 당신 down? Oh, I can. You've upset a lot of people. 당신 really think we're gonna sit on the side and listen to your crap.
Ryan: I'm--
Cory: Just shut the f*ck up!
Naya (coming in the room): That's right. Leave us alone. Brittana deserves another chance at the spotlight. (She whispers to herself to the side.) Damn, Klaine and your passionate...ness...whatever the hell it is.
Mark: No one messes with Dianna, either. She's been with us since the beginning.
Kevin: And she's the 초 sexiest girl on the show.
Dianna (wiping the tears away, winking at Kevin): Thanks, hot stuff.
Chris: And you're seriously gonna do worse to Finn Hudson? First he gets slushied in the season three pilot, then he gets less solos, and a slap in the face?! Not to mention the fact that Furt hasn't connected since, like, freakin' season 2!
Harry: And 당신 don't give Mike enough to--
Chris: Boy, please! Chord got something to say!
Harry: But I didn't--
Chord: 당신 also got rid of Sam after 'New York', then have him slushied in the 이전 episode! What's with that?
Samuel: Yeah, and to be honest, I don't like the way 당신 said "Sam, you're just too slick for me" when I was on "The 글리 Project". Puck is too slick for you, isn't he?
Mark: I know, right.
Samuel: Also telling me to be sadder and stuff. 글리 is sad for the very reason that it's not funny anymore.
Damian: And 당신 almost got me eliminated if my buddy, Cameron hadn't quit the competition.
Ryan: Listen, I've heard enough of 당신 guys' complaining--
Cory: No, we've had enough of you!
(The 글리 cast picked up Ryan Murphy and carried him out to the alley outside. They threw him in the 쓰레기통, 쓰레기 수거통 and buried him in the garbage bags.)
Lea: We're kickin' ass!!!
All: Yeah!
Cory (to Naya and Dianna): Looks like Brittana is still on and Quinn is still in the show.
Dianna: Thanks to you.
(Dianna rushed over to 키스 Cory on the cheek. Samuel turned towards Damian, who was eyeing her and Cory together.)
Samuel: Something wrong, Damo?
Damian (staring at Dianna): Nothing...it just got hot out here.
Samuel: Oh, brother...
Well, what do 당신 guys think? I hope 당신 liked it!!!
Chris: Who's the new dude?
Damian: This is my friend, Samuel. He won "The 글리 Project" along with me and will be the new face of "Glee".
Samuel (smiling): Way to introduce me, Damo.
Harry (to Mark): Didn't we see him before?
Mark: Wow, you're so difficult to remember things.
Cory: I think he's gonna do great on the show. I heard his music. He's pretty good.
Samuel: 당신 really think so?
Cory: Yeah.
Kevin: Of course.
Samuel: Thanks guys.
(At that moment, Dianna Agron, Naya Rivera, and Lea Michele stepped in the room. Naya seemed angry, Dianna was crying, and Lea was concerned.)
Lea: Guys, we have a problem.
Mark: What, you're tired of 노래 on 글리 now?
Kevin (rolling his eyes): That's not a surprise.
Lea (to Kevin): It's also not a surprise that 당신 don't ever brush your teeth, now is it?
Damian (disgusted): That's gross.
Kevin: For the 200th time, Lea, that was Artie. That wasn't me.
Lea: Whatever. (She turned towards the other guys.) There's a note in Mr. Murphy's office. 당신 have to see it now.
(Lea, Naya, Dianna, and all of the guys walked into Ryan Murphy's office and saw the note laying on 상단, 맨 위로 of his desk. Cory picked it up and looked at it.)
Cory: It's a to-do list from Ryan. (He read off the list.) Go over 다음 episode. Reply to 팬 mail. 불, 화재 Dianna. Go to--wait, what the hell?!
Dianna (sobbing): He's gonna 불, 화재 me! But...Glee is my life. I can't quit.
Harry: We can't do 글리 without Dianna.
Mark: Yeah, Quinn still needs 더 많이 solos.
Damian: I liked how sexy she was in the pilot.
Cory: Why would they want to cut Dianna?
Lea: Well, I overheard them in a conversation a few days 이전 during the video shoot.
(There was a sudden flashback where Lea was going over the rest of the lines for the 이전 episode of Glee. She heard Ryan speaking with Dianna a couple steps away.)
Ryan: You're disappointing me, seriously.
Dianna (to Ryan, angry): I did everything 당신 told me to do. I even bought 당신 coffee the other day.
Ryan: Yeah, but you've bored me. There's no 더 많이 interest in Quinn anymore like in the first season.
Dianna: Maybe because she was pregnant--
Ryan: And hormonal.
Dianna: Can't 당신 just let me do my own thing. I'm trying as hard as I can. When you're looking at Lea and Darren, you're always cheering for them. But when it gets to me and Jenna, 당신 snore loudly like we're not doing anything!
(The flashback ended. Dianna's tears still went down her face as she looked angered at Lea.)
Dianna: Who the hell told 당신 to listen to me talk?
Lea: It's called proof, Dianna.
Dianna: You're so f*cking annoying!
Samuel (to Mark): Is she always like this?
Mark: No...not really.
Damian: This is so hot.
Naya: Well, I'm choke the life out of him after what I heard. He said that he's gonna discontinue Brittana if all these requests for a Brittana 키스 comes in. I wanna give the 팬 what they want. It's my lips, my girl, and my character!
Kevin: Steamy...
Cory: Can this get any worse?
Samuel (looking at the list): It also says that he'll replace Finn with Blaine as the head of New Directions.
(Silence. Cory makes a mad face.)
Samuel: Did I say something wrong?
Cory (raged, but calm): No. 당신 see, Samuel, there are going to be times where Ryan puts 당신 down unexpectedly, and you're not gonna want that to happen.
Naya: Like when 당신 proposed to Jew Nose?
Lea: Still not gonna fuss with 당신 on that!
Harry: Guys!
Samuel: So what should we do?
Cory: I'm taking care of all of you. Let me handle this.
(Cory barged down the hall to a different room where Ryan was alone, looking over 팬 mail. The rest of the 글리 cast followed close behind and waited outside.)
Dianna (sweetly): Good luck, Cory.
Cory: I don't need luck, baby. I just need 당신 guys' support. I'm going in.
(Cory went inside, and the hallway was suddenly silent.)
Chris: Did he just call her 'baby'?
Dianna: What can I say? I paid him earlier in the week.
Damian (to Samuel): Well, here comes another MJ song.
Samuel: Totally.
Cory: What the hell, man?!
Ryan: Does anyone knock anymore?
Cory: You're getting rid of one of my best friends, wearing away one of the 상단, 맨 위로 couples, and replacing the male lead of New Directions! What are 당신 thinking?!
Ryan: It's called 'making a change', if 당신 hadn't noticed--
Cory: Don't give me that sassy sh*t, okay?!
Ryan: Um, language.
Cory: I can say whatever the hell I want! You're always puckering your lips in the camera sometimes, and people don't say anything about that, do you? 또는 what about your bald 나귀, 엉덩이 head?!
Ryan: Hey...you can't--
Cory: Bring 당신 down? Oh, I can. You've upset a lot of people. 당신 really think we're gonna sit on the side and listen to your crap.
Ryan: I'm--
Cory: Just shut the f*ck up!
Naya (coming in the room): That's right. Leave us alone. Brittana deserves another chance at the spotlight. (She whispers to herself to the side.) Damn, Klaine and your passionate...ness...whatever the hell it is.
Mark: No one messes with Dianna, either. She's been with us since the beginning.
Kevin: And she's the 초 sexiest girl on the show.
Dianna (wiping the tears away, winking at Kevin): Thanks, hot stuff.
Chris: And you're seriously gonna do worse to Finn Hudson? First he gets slushied in the season three pilot, then he gets less solos, and a slap in the face?! Not to mention the fact that Furt hasn't connected since, like, freakin' season 2!
Harry: And 당신 don't give Mike enough to--
Chris: Boy, please! Chord got something to say!
Harry: But I didn't--
Chord: 당신 also got rid of Sam after 'New York', then have him slushied in the 이전 episode! What's with that?
Samuel: Yeah, and to be honest, I don't like the way 당신 said "Sam, you're just too slick for me" when I was on "The 글리 Project". Puck is too slick for you, isn't he?
Mark: I know, right.
Samuel: Also telling me to be sadder and stuff. 글리 is sad for the very reason that it's not funny anymore.
Damian: And 당신 almost got me eliminated if my buddy, Cameron hadn't quit the competition.
Ryan: Listen, I've heard enough of 당신 guys' complaining--
Cory: No, we've had enough of you!
(The 글리 cast picked up Ryan Murphy and carried him out to the alley outside. They threw him in the 쓰레기통, 쓰레기 수거통 and buried him in the garbage bags.)
Lea: We're kickin' ass!!!
All: Yeah!
Cory (to Naya and Dianna): Looks like Brittana is still on and Quinn is still in the show.
Dianna: Thanks to you.
(Dianna rushed over to 키스 Cory on the cheek. Samuel turned towards Damian, who was eyeing her and Cory together.)
Samuel: Something wrong, Damo?
Damian (staring at Dianna): Nothing...it just got hot out here.
Samuel: Oh, brother...
Well, what do 당신 guys think? I hope 당신 liked it!!!