Ross- I know! What are the odds! Rach… could could I ask 당신 something…?
Rachel- Of course!
Ross- If 당신 found out 당신 were pregnant in Paris, would 당신 have come back?
Rachel- Of course! It would have been an excuse to come back, I actually didn’t think of staying there long anyway. I know before that I wanted to be successful, but I don’t 사랑 fashion as much as I 사랑 you.
Ross- Oh, Rach! 당신 사랑 me 더 많이 than fashion!? Even Prada and Luis Vuitton and Gucci?!
Rachel-… Don’t tempt me!....Hey, where’s Emma?
Ross- Oh, I put her down for a nap.
Rachel- Good, she needs her sleep, waiting at a hospital can be tiring on anyone. (yawns)
Ross- Go get some sleep, honey. I just got to get a few errands done anyway.
Rachel- Good night.
Monica- Oh I am feeling so much better after a good night’s sleep!
Chandler- Really? Last night, 당신 kept on saying my name in your sleep. Freaked me out, but now I’m glad you’re not possessed!
Monica- That’s weird… I never talk in my sleep… I think…I must have something to do with-(stops herself)
Chandler- With what? 음식 poisoning?
Monica- YEAh… 음식 poisoning, that reminds me, gotta throw up. (Runs to the bathroom)
Phoebe-Hey Mike, have 당신 noticed anything weird about how Rachel and Monica are acting?
Mike- Like they are keeping a secret all the time?
Phoebe- Exactly! We are always on the right page. I’m glad I picked 당신 to over Joey.
Mike- 당신 considered marrying Joey?
Phoebe- No, but wouldn’t that be weird?
Joey- 저기요 Ross! Where is the last of your beers? (Rummaging through Ross and Rachel’s fridge)
Ross- We don’t have beer.
Joey- No beer! I thought Rachel kept 맥주 and stuff in the house?
(Rachel hears Joey and comes into the kitchen)
Rachel- 상단, 맨 위로 left, in the crate; it’s not cold though. I’ll get it. (Starts to climb up on the counter)
Ross- Rachel! 당신 shouldn’t be doing that in your condition?
Joey- What condition?
Ross- I just was saying because she was sick yesterday.
Joey- Ohhh, yeah. Sorry Rach, didn’t mean to make 당신 do whatever it is that’s bad for 당신 that I asked 당신 to do. I kinda forgot what we are talking about- 저기요 isn’t that mine?
Rachel- What’s yours?
Joey- That thing over there…
Ross- Where? (Looks over and Joey runs off with beer)
Rachel- Well, at least he’s gone. 당신 are totally bad at keeping secrets! (I mean, ‘you shouldn’t do that in your condition’? Everyone knows that means pregnant except for Joey! We were lucky!
Ross- I’m sorry, Rach, for caring too much.
Rachel- I’m sorry, hormones again. I’m gonna go to the doctor this afternoon, your coming right?
Ross- Wouldn’t miss it for the world Rach.
Monica- Hey, I have some great news! (Candlelit 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 with Chandler)
Chandler- Is it that we can finally have a cat!
Monica- Umm… No, I’m finally pregnant!