So, this is probably the last thing I'm going to do for 뮬란 월 : A review, 또는 ,in another words, my praise to Mulan.
Here are some 랜덤 thing I noticed while I was watching the movie for the 7th time this month.
The movie starts with the 메리다와 마법의 숲 Chinese soldier. He lights the fire, which is for some reason, very risky. Many people complain how in this movie, Chinese nation is obsessed with honor, pride and things like that, but I don't see nothing wrong about. It's a positive thing, they are portrayed nicely, better than being portrayed as violent, ignorant and with no electricity.
Than we see Emperor giving some orders. He speaks really funny,why does he has to cut words in such unnatural way: "Send-my-troops-to protect-my-peo-ple".
The movie finally moves on our main character. We see 뮬란 글쓰기 notes, her lazyiness brought her to the point she's being late. This is just so like me. I always write notes for test 10 분 before the school.
다음 we see are her bland mother and eccentric, a bit suicidal, grandma blabbing about some nonsense. And than great Chinese tune announces "Honor to us all".
During this song 뮬란 shows how awesome and smart she is, taking doll from bully boy, kicking the 나귀, 엉덩이 of that man who was playing that... game.
She has to dress up in fancy clothes and make up which is obviously killing her.
Than her grandma starts to sing about something serious and meaningful which doesn't 슈츠 her at all, she's born to be goofy. 뮬란 starts to sing with really high-pitched voice. What I wonder is why does all those girls know where they're suppose to go and what to do and only Mulan's completely lost?
뮬란 eneters in mathcmakers... house? 또는 office. She spills the lake of tea, but matchmaker is obviously blind.
뮬란 tries to stop mathcmaker from drinking cricket. Oh, Mulan, why did 당신 do it? Just let her eat the damn, useless bug. Matchmaker's not so small butt sets on fire, and 뮬란 shows her obvious ignorance in physics 의해 trying to put the 불, 화재 down with the fan.
So 뮬란 is embarassed, she goes 집 and starts to sing "Reflection". I 사랑 emotions in the beginning and I 사랑 the temple scene with billion of her reflections., but I have to admit, song is little bland and I don't really like the lyrics.
She is still upset so her father shows up and comforts her. He is such a great dude. Than goes scene with inviting civillans to the war. We see stupidly long scene with dramatic score, as Fa Zhou is walking to recieve his invitation like he is God personally. 뮬란 embarasses herself again.
Did I metioned how awesome house Fa's have? They have damn river and bridge in the yard. They have armory and room for training. I bet they have spa too.
Now comes my 가장 좋아하는 scene decision. There goes the thunders, and rain and tears, and dum, dum, dum, awesome score, flashes in the temple, very beautiful.
As 뮬란 leaves, the ancestors wake up. Ancestors are hilarious.
But greater evil wakes up with them : Eddie Murphy. Now to be clear, I like Mushu, and I think he is mildly funny, but his voice annoys me. So he destroys Stone dragon, and pretends to be him... and the boss (main ancestor) believes him. What? Are 당신 retarted ? How come that 당신 don't recognize that voice.?!
Meanwhile, we have unnecessarily long scene about Shan Yu being just bad-ass. Skip a scene, skip a scene...
뮬란 tries to figure how to enter the army, stating she needs a miracle and the miracle shows up. While miracle is blabing, my mind wandered somewhere else.
뮬란 certainly has really small feet. If not, they would do foot binding to her, and she wouldn't be able to even walk properly, not to say run. If she, however, really has small feet, it would be hard for her to hold the balance on that roof. Gah, this movie is so horribly inconsistent.
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I'll post part two tomorrow
Here are some 랜덤 thing I noticed while I was watching the movie for the 7th time this month.
The movie starts with the 메리다와 마법의 숲 Chinese soldier. He lights the fire, which is for some reason, very risky. Many people complain how in this movie, Chinese nation is obsessed with honor, pride and things like that, but I don't see nothing wrong about. It's a positive thing, they are portrayed nicely, better than being portrayed as violent, ignorant and with no electricity.
Than we see Emperor giving some orders. He speaks really funny,why does he has to cut words in such unnatural way: "Send-my-troops-to protect-my-peo-ple".
The movie finally moves on our main character. We see 뮬란 글쓰기 notes, her lazyiness brought her to the point she's being late. This is just so like me. I always write notes for test 10 분 before the school.
다음 we see are her bland mother and eccentric, a bit suicidal, grandma blabbing about some nonsense. And than great Chinese tune announces "Honor to us all".
During this song 뮬란 shows how awesome and smart she is, taking doll from bully boy, kicking the 나귀, 엉덩이 of that man who was playing that... game.
She has to dress up in fancy clothes and make up which is obviously killing her.
Than her grandma starts to sing about something serious and meaningful which doesn't 슈츠 her at all, she's born to be goofy. 뮬란 starts to sing with really high-pitched voice. What I wonder is why does all those girls know where they're suppose to go and what to do and only Mulan's completely lost?
뮬란 eneters in mathcmakers... house? 또는 office. She spills the lake of tea, but matchmaker is obviously blind.
뮬란 tries to stop mathcmaker from drinking cricket. Oh, Mulan, why did 당신 do it? Just let her eat the damn, useless bug. Matchmaker's not so small butt sets on fire, and 뮬란 shows her obvious ignorance in physics 의해 trying to put the 불, 화재 down with the fan.
So 뮬란 is embarassed, she goes 집 and starts to sing "Reflection". I 사랑 emotions in the beginning and I 사랑 the temple scene with billion of her reflections., but I have to admit, song is little bland and I don't really like the lyrics.
She is still upset so her father shows up and comforts her. He is such a great dude. Than goes scene with inviting civillans to the war. We see stupidly long scene with dramatic score, as Fa Zhou is walking to recieve his invitation like he is God personally. 뮬란 embarasses herself again.
Did I metioned how awesome house Fa's have? They have damn river and bridge in the yard. They have armory and room for training. I bet they have spa too.
Now comes my 가장 좋아하는 scene decision. There goes the thunders, and rain and tears, and dum, dum, dum, awesome score, flashes in the temple, very beautiful.
As 뮬란 leaves, the ancestors wake up. Ancestors are hilarious.
But greater evil wakes up with them : Eddie Murphy. Now to be clear, I like Mushu, and I think he is mildly funny, but his voice annoys me. So he destroys Stone dragon, and pretends to be him... and the boss (main ancestor) believes him. What? Are 당신 retarted ? How come that 당신 don't recognize that voice.?!
Meanwhile, we have unnecessarily long scene about Shan Yu being just bad-ass. Skip a scene, skip a scene...
뮬란 tries to figure how to enter the army, stating she needs a miracle and the miracle shows up. While miracle is blabing, my mind wandered somewhere else.
뮬란 certainly has really small feet. If not, they would do foot binding to her, and she wouldn't be able to even walk properly, not to say run. If she, however, really has small feet, it would be hard for her to hold the balance on that roof. Gah, this movie is so horribly inconsistent.
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I'll post part two tomorrow
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Denajie(thats how it's pronounced)-Ugly stepsister who also has no life.
Stella- Stepmother and is an evil witch.
Bobby- Blue bird, friend of Hella's.
Peggy- Blue bird, friend of Hella's.
Jackal- Mouse, friend of Hella's.
Steve- A cat, Jackal, Bobby, and Peggy's rival. And Stella's evil companion.
Charles- A prince.
Rodney- The prince's klutzy servant.
Rebecca- Rodney's sister.
Other characters:
Knights 1 and 2- Princes servants.
Harry- Prince's pet horse.
Aliens 1,2, and 3
Rataman- A 쥐 made his name up.
Frogs- Crazy, yet they make a very evil weapon.
Witch- Evil and ugly, just like the stepmother and stepsisters.
Godzilla
Woman 1 and 2
Men 1 and 2
Some other People I didn't mention.