♥ Excuse my laziness. I'm fucking tired.
9. Aurora
They should call her A-bore-a. Hahahahahaha. I have a comedic gift. That was so punny. Anyway, 당신 snooze 당신 lose and since that's exactly what she did for the majority of the film, she gets ninth spot. She seems very sweet and is extremely pretty though. She actually has one really funny moment that people seem to forget.
Phillip: When will I see 당신 again?
Aurora: Oh never! Never!
Phillip: Never?
Aurora: Well, maybe someday.
Phillip: When, tomorrow?
Aurora: Oh no! This evening!
8. Tiana
She's super cute as a kid and has an awesome solo number. Unfortunately she's an animal for a lot of the movie and I always preferred the human centric 디즈니 movies. Also she's a bit of a wet blanket. Come on girl, loosen up. They were probably worried that if they didn't make her super uptight and organized, they'd get accused of racism for making the only Black chick the lazy slob.
7. Pocahontas
Easily the most stunning princess. This girl is so real looking. She's the most beautiful 디즈니 character I've ever seen. She even surpasses Esmeralda for me. Unfortunately she spends most of her time cliff jumping, posing, and running. I wish she was a little spunkier. Poca, it will NOT kill 당신 to smile every once in a while.
6. Cinderella
I 사랑 her, she is one of the prettiest princesses. Tied with Poca, in my books. But she is a victim of daily abuse so her personality has been watered down due to her tormented life. I'm sure she gets a bit bubblier when she's in the jacuzzi with that guy she marries.
5. Snow White
Oh my God, this girl cracks me up! She's so fucking annoying and everyone in the movie clearly notices. Like when she sees a chair, she screams and all the 동물 run out, looking freaked out 의해 her overreaction. And when she's wishing on her 사과, 애플 the old hag is like: Fine, whatever, now take a bite 당신 little bitch! Anyway, I'm a sucker for a super annoying yet somehow loveable character.
4. Jasmine
Not gonna lie, I 사랑 her because she's just a tad bitchy. I relate to her because she is just on superbitch mode 24/7. She only lets her guard down when she's with Rajah 또는 Aladdin. I 사랑 how she tells 알라딘 to jump off the balcony. How many other princesses casually encourage suicide to someone who hasn't really even done anything wrong? HILARIOUS. It's basically 디즈니 lingo for "Go fuck yourself and then die in a hole."
3. Belle
I 사랑 how she's just such a loser. It's kind of amusing. She's the first ever anti-social princess. At least she sings well and is selfless. Although I stand 의해 my theory that BATB romantiticizes abusive relationships. Ever heard of Stockholm Syndrome, Belle? IT'S CALLED A KIDNAP VICTIM GROWING EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED TO THEIR CAPTOR. Ring a BELLE? Hahahaha, my 초 pun in one article. I'm on a roll. I don't really know why I like her. Probably just tradition because I liked her a lot as a kid.
2. Mulan
I technically should like her 더 많이 than my number 1 because she is super awesome but for some reason my 심장 will always belong to...
1. Ariel
She's a mermaid. She swims around and looks cool when she's exploring. She sings the best song evaaa. She's adventurous. She's angsty. She's got just a smidge of bitchy in her. She's just the best. End of story, ok?
9. Aurora
They should call her A-bore-a. Hahahahahaha. I have a comedic gift. That was so punny. Anyway, 당신 snooze 당신 lose and since that's exactly what she did for the majority of the film, she gets ninth spot. She seems very sweet and is extremely pretty though. She actually has one really funny moment that people seem to forget.
Phillip: When will I see 당신 again?
Aurora: Oh never! Never!
Phillip: Never?
Aurora: Well, maybe someday.
Phillip: When, tomorrow?
Aurora: Oh no! This evening!
8. Tiana
She's super cute as a kid and has an awesome solo number. Unfortunately she's an animal for a lot of the movie and I always preferred the human centric 디즈니 movies. Also she's a bit of a wet blanket. Come on girl, loosen up. They were probably worried that if they didn't make her super uptight and organized, they'd get accused of racism for making the only Black chick the lazy slob.
7. Pocahontas
Easily the most stunning princess. This girl is so real looking. She's the most beautiful 디즈니 character I've ever seen. She even surpasses Esmeralda for me. Unfortunately she spends most of her time cliff jumping, posing, and running. I wish she was a little spunkier. Poca, it will NOT kill 당신 to smile every once in a while.
6. Cinderella
I 사랑 her, she is one of the prettiest princesses. Tied with Poca, in my books. But she is a victim of daily abuse so her personality has been watered down due to her tormented life. I'm sure she gets a bit bubblier when she's in the jacuzzi with that guy she marries.
5. Snow White
Oh my God, this girl cracks me up! She's so fucking annoying and everyone in the movie clearly notices. Like when she sees a chair, she screams and all the 동물 run out, looking freaked out 의해 her overreaction. And when she's wishing on her 사과, 애플 the old hag is like: Fine, whatever, now take a bite 당신 little bitch! Anyway, I'm a sucker for a super annoying yet somehow loveable character.
4. Jasmine
Not gonna lie, I 사랑 her because she's just a tad bitchy. I relate to her because she is just on superbitch mode 24/7. She only lets her guard down when she's with Rajah 또는 Aladdin. I 사랑 how she tells 알라딘 to jump off the balcony. How many other princesses casually encourage suicide to someone who hasn't really even done anything wrong? HILARIOUS. It's basically 디즈니 lingo for "Go fuck yourself and then die in a hole."
3. Belle
I 사랑 how she's just such a loser. It's kind of amusing. She's the first ever anti-social princess. At least she sings well and is selfless. Although I stand 의해 my theory that BATB romantiticizes abusive relationships. Ever heard of Stockholm Syndrome, Belle? IT'S CALLED A KIDNAP VICTIM GROWING EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED TO THEIR CAPTOR. Ring a BELLE? Hahahaha, my 초 pun in one article. I'm on a roll. I don't really know why I like her. Probably just tradition because I liked her a lot as a kid.
2. Mulan
I technically should like her 더 많이 than my number 1 because she is super awesome but for some reason my 심장 will always belong to...
1. Ariel
She's a mermaid. She swims around and looks cool when she's exploring. She sings the best song evaaa. She's adventurous. She's angsty. She's got just a smidge of bitchy in her. She's just the best. End of story, ok?
Snow White has never been pretty to me. Princesses like Elsa, Anna, Aurora and Belle have always been beautiful to me. Snow White was the ugliest to me, the ugliest. Even uglier than princesses like Merida, Mulan, and Kida. I don't understand how they call Snow White "the fairest of all people" in the movie.
Things that make Snow White ugly:
Snow White's neck looks combined with her head.
The shape of Snow White's hair is so ugly, it's like a cotton 캔디 that doesn't look realistic at all.
Snow White's nose is sometimes not visible
These princess eyes are scary and the pupils don't fit in her eyes.
His eyebrows are thin
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Oh my god, she's so ugly except for her crimson lips and rosy cheeks! In the movie, either the mirror was broken 또는 the movie was. Snow White is so ugly! Duh should make it to the list of the ugliest in the world!
Things that make Snow White ugly:
Snow White's neck looks combined with her head.
The shape of Snow White's hair is so ugly, it's like a cotton 캔디 that doesn't look realistic at all.
Snow White's nose is sometimes not visible
These princess eyes are scary and the pupils don't fit in her eyes.
His eyebrows are thin
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Oh my god, she's so ugly except for her crimson lips and rosy cheeks! In the movie, either the mirror was broken 또는 the movie was. Snow White is so ugly! Duh should make it to the list of the ugliest in the world!