cRYPT: Boots! Trevor! Caller!

Trevor: yes?

Caller: yes?

Boots: ... (yes?)

cRYPT: I have a task for you...

Trevor and Caller: what is it?

Boots: ... (like 당신 can't do it)

cRYPT: I want 당신 to take down the other Proxys

Trevor: but Zalgo says-

cRYPT: i d0NT cAR3 wHAT zALLG0 sAYS? i wANT sL3ND3R t0 sUFF3R?

Boots: ... (dam*it, he is going cryptic again)

Caller: we are on it sir!

All: *all leave*

cRYPT: Jane!

Jane: yes?

cRYPT: take down RED... we are having war on both sides...

Jane: bu-

cRYPT: g0?

Jane: yes sir! *teleports*

cRYPT: *sigh*

*phone ringing*

49: yes?

Slender: we need 당신 and your 프렌즈 to help us

49: better than this dead end job, I'll be there soon

*beep*

49: ok Mr. Sonic, 당신 can not eat nor talk for 1 hour

Sonic.EXE: *shakes head*

49: do 당신 want the tooth

Sonic.EXE: !!!!!!!!!!!!

49: I take that as a no

Tails Doll: it would bring bad memories for him...

49: guys, we are going to Slenders!

96: *screeches*

49: shut-up! god how did I end up with these people!

Tails Doll: 당신 got hung over...

49: that explains it...

*2 weeks later*

Slender: breakfast is ready!

Johnny: awesome!... just because 당신 don't trust me doesn't mean 당신 have to stalk me...

Hoody: I'm not stalking you...

Johnny: bullshi*

Lucius: how the hell did 당신 learn how to cook?

Slender: I had a daughter...

Lucius: cool

Porter: I wonder what Zalgo is doing...

*swoosh*

Zalgo: ...

Lisa: ...

Zalgo: FUC-

*swoosh*

Masky: we are clearly out numbered... so we must devise a plan

Lucius: well... we should gather people that are not apart of Zalgo's Army 또는 supporters of it

Johhny: and if 당신 let me go I could get my guys to help you...

All but Lucius: NO!

Lucius: do we have a choice?

All but Lucius: NO...

*Meanwhile*

46: ok Mr. Timothy 당신 are free to go...

Masky: thanks...

96: *screeching*

46: shut-up! god I work with a mute and a banshee!

Porter: ok, let me teleport 당신 guys outa here...

ToTheArk: how did 당신 get here?

Porter: I can teleport... its in the name

All: oh

*Meanwhile... again*

Zalgo: it is time to take action! Clockwork!

Clockwork: yes lord Zalgo?

Zalgo: I need 당신 to break Zippers out... again...

Clockwork: yes lord Zalgo...

Zalgo: Observer! RED!

Both: yes?

Zalgo: go capture BEN...

Observer: yes sir...

RED: LETS RUN!

Slender: are 당신 ready?

Lucius: ready as Freddy!

Slender: ...

Masky: OK then... your first opponent is sonic.

Sonic.exe: this will the easy!

Lucius: says the blue hedgehog...

Jeff: burrrrnnnn!

Sonic.exe: shut up!

*goes super sonic*

super Sonic.exe: foolish mortal, I am go-

*poof*

Lucius: I 스톨, 훔친 your rings :3

Sonic.exe: what?

*pulls out smg*

Lucius: who is god now?

*insert CSI 과학수사대 intro 음악 here*

Slender: he is very practical

Masky: that's ONE of the reasons I suggested him

slender: one of the reasons?

*ding dong*

???: oh shi*!

*poof*

???: hello good sirs!

Slender: change back Jack, its us

EJ: Slender! *poof*

Jeff: *sinkers*

EJ: what?

Jeff: 당신 live with Laughing Jack!?

EJ: yes, why?

Jeff: *laughing hard*

Lucius: question... what I have heard about "Laughing Jack", how the hell did he get a mansion!?

Slender: I gave him 20000000$

Lucius: what made 당신 do that?

Slender: I killed his girlfriend and her family

All but Lucius: *back away slowly*

Lucius: 20000000$ is justified now .__.

Zalgo: hmmmm...

Observer: hmmmm...

SL: hmmmm...

Lisa: hmmmm...

Targeter: hmmmm...

Pyris: hmmm...

BVRV: pika...

Zalgo: I got it!

All: what is it?

Zalgo: ok so someone knocks Slender out...

Observer: and?

Zalgo: then we bring him here and chain him to the wall...

Targeter: and?

Zalgo: then we capture his proxys and torture them so he gives up!

Observer: but wouldn't he just "Slender walk" out of the chains and warn them?

Zalgo: ._.

All: ._.

Zalgo: fuc*

Slender: Observer, 당신 are in charge

Observer: yes sir...

Slender: train the new proxy for me *slender walks*

*Ding Dong*

Masky: yes? *opens door*

???: contract for 당신 sir

Masky: thanks seedy

SE: 당신 are welcome masky

Masky: Who is your friend?

SE: His name is Porter... he is a rouge SCP

Lucius: ok lets add that to the what the hell is that list...

Sonic.EXE: now is my chance to get out of here!

Lucius: *shoots tazer*

Sonic.EXE: jnhjhbjanjkbneailoveKFCgjablaeamnsjn *faints*

Lucius: I win

*meanwhile in the underworld*

Zalgo: *snickers*

Observer: whats so funny?!

Zalgo: oh, sorry... funny thing on the show

Observer: every one here?

All: yes sir!

Observer: go prepare yourselves for the 다음 attack...

All: yes sir! *all walk away*

Zalgo: 저기요 Observer!

Observer: what...

Zalgo: I got new guys!

Observer: what?

Zalgo: meet Mr. Widemouth

Mr.W: hi!

Zalgo: Lisa

Lisa: hey...

Zalgo: Targeter

Targeter: ...

Zalgo: and Pyris

Pyris: Why am I here again?

Zalgo: they will be are new commanders

Observer: ._.

Zalgo: finally, my 일 off...

SL: SIRRRRRR!

Zalgo: WHAT?

SL: the grunts are having a fight again

Zalgo: then go take care of it

SL: how can I when 당신 only addressed only half of them of my rank!

Zalgo: its my 일 off

SL: its your kingdom!

Zalgo: its still my 일 off!

SL: ._.

Zalgo: ._.

SL :c

Zalgo: :c

SL: :P

Zalgo: :P

SL: :l

Zalgo: :l

SL: :[

Zalgo: :[

SL: :B

Zalgo: :B

SL: thats it, im going to play on my DiPod

Zalgo: finally...

Grunt: SIRRRRRR!

Zalgo: shi*

Lucius: 1 일 and my new house is on fire

Slender: *sigh*

Masky: gah! *holds chest*

Hoody: whats wrong bro?

Masky: i'm having a 심장 attack- ak ak ak ak, 당신 aughta know 의해 now! *flop*

Lucius: nice Joel reference...

Hoody: Maksy! speak to me man!

Masky: cheese cake

Hoody: he's alive!

Lucius: good, i'm glad to know that a killer that I don't know is alive...

ToTheArk: do 당신 always have to be like this?

Lucius: yes...

Slender: ok! everyone here?

all: yes sir!

Lucius: wait! where is that SCP guy?

Slender: who?

Me: hi guys im home!

Jeff rip offs: hi!

Jeff: *mph*

Me: what the hell is going on?!

Jeef: Jeff killed my brother

Jef: i have RED eyes

Jeffy: I have two knifes!

Jake: Im his step-brother!

Lucius: *drops cigarette*

*10 minuets later*

Me: did 당신 have to burn my house!?

Lucius: yes

Jeff: what the hell was that?

Lucius: your fan-base

Jeff: im screwed

Me: were the hell am I supposed to live!

Lucius: hey, just walk it off...

Me: I hate 당신 guys so much...

Slender: *grabs Observer*

Observer: Firebrand!

Firebrand: yes sir! [i'm sorry my friends]

*floor catches on fire*

Observer: 당신 will burn and suffer!

Hoody: master! we have to get out of here!

Lucius: hey! someone actually makes since!

Slender: *drops Observer*

Toby: not again!

All: *runs out*

Rake: we have to get out of here!

Observer: *pulls out DiPhone* ZALGO! TELEPORT US OUT OF HERE!

Zalgo: huh? oh come on " how I met your mother" is on

Observer: ZALGO!

Zalgo: fine... *opens portal*

Observer: to the portal!

All: *goes through portal*