크리피파스타 기사 | Original 기사 on 팬팝

posted by FrostyBlazer

PL: lord Zalgo Demands we strike the proxys on the run... We 옮기기 once the purge starts

Purger: yes sir!

*meanwhile*

Masky: man... I'm running out of pills

Hoody: we will get 당신 some bro

EJ: the Purge will start in a few Hours... What should we do?

Jeff: they have no business with us

Johnny: they work for Zalgo...

Jeff: Fuc*

Masky: ... Aha!

All: what?

Masky: the abandoned SCP building!

EJ: it's stupid and crazy but what other choice do we have

Johnny: being killed?

Jeff: worst choice ever

Lucius Chapter 5, Part 3

posted by FrostyBlazer

*two days later*

LJ : don't worry!

Lucius : be happy!

Slender: SHUT UP! why are you guys so annoying!

Lucius: well the thing is I am extremely drunk... so blame the vodka for me being annoying

LJ: no one blames my vodka!

*ring ring*

Slender: *pulls out phone* hello?

BEN: Slender! I am being captive in gods mouth by RED and Observer! I have very little time to speak with you now! you need to com- wait... is that Jane? holy shi*, she killed RED! oh wait... Observer took her down... umm I think she still is alive. uhhh-

Observer: hey! what are you doing with that phone!?

BEN: gotta go! *hangs up*

Lucius: who was it?

Slender: BEN... he is captive in gods mouth, and it looks like cRYPT is having a war with Zalgo

Lucius: ok then, who do we save first?

Slender: BEN will be fine in gods mouth. we have to get Toby and Splendor... who knows what cRYPT will do to them

SOK Member: Kuchisake-Onna

posted by FrostyBlazer

Onna: am I beautiful?

Victim: yes?

Onna: am I now? *takes off mouth cover*

Victim: no?

*screaming*

Onna: a very honest man...

Henry: I see that 당신 are still trying to find "the one"

Onna: many men say I'm not beautiful... do 당신 think I'm not beautiful?

Henry: is that a trick question?

Onna: *humph* why are 당신 here?

Henry: we would like 당신 to rejoin...

Onna: why do 당신 want me to rejoin?

Henry: they broke the treaty

Onna: do 당신 have tickets out of Japan?

Henry: yes mam

Onna: I'll get my scarf...

Henry: welcome back

Society of Killers

Black Ooze: Burned School

posted by zutaradragon

Police are investigating a 불, 화재 at a local school building, which was full of what are now dead children and teachers. 또는 at least, presumed dead, as no bodies have actually been found. There was only one person left: a seemingly deranged babbling female teacher speaking of a giant blob, of sorts. The police instantly dismissed her ramblings as those of a traumatized and stressed mind and went back to work. Their investigation turned up large amounts of sulfur, which was very odd and completely unexplained. Most dismissed it, saying that the science labs must have just...

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Screaming Death Vol.1

posted by Hyfang

Hello....Welcome to my graveyard. My name is Death other known as Satan 또는 The Devil. But I'm here to tell 당신 a story about my son...The one who sweep the whole Earth to cold victory. It all began when....

"The Birth of My Son is Here!" Death Laughed as the women who's giving birth to the Prince of Hell. The demons was cheering as out came a baby, the women was instantly killed of blood loss and pain. "My Son is here!" Death said, as he held the baby up into the air. "Firius, The Prince of Death and The Undead will save us all!" The baby eyes glowed red and he gave a small smirk.

-16 Years Later-...

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The Reptilian

posted by Jekyde

*Note: Since 크리피파스타 isn't accepting submissions right now, I'm going to put my stuff on here until they are. Thanks! ~Emma
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The following is a phone call between Off. Shayman and Mr. Jim Dohler, on the 날짜 of May 16 at 5:36 pm.

Off. Shayman: Hello, Jim. 당신 asked for an interview over the phone?

Jim: Yes.

Shayman: Alright...start from the beginning.

Jim:Ok...I was at the house, six days ago, it was pouring rain, the kids were at school, and my wife was out to lunch. I was laying on the couch, watching TV. Nothing good on. I looked...

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Don't Let The Cold Man In

posted by Supercian

I had a dream last night. It was the kind that seems real right up to the point where 당신 wake up.

Some things were strange about it…certain things were really strange about it, but it never occurred to me that it might not actually be happening. I’m still not prepared to say that it didn't happen. I’m not spiritual and I don’t really understand stuff like that. I just feel like I've been somewhere and now I’m back, and I know something really happened when I woke up… and I think while I was asleep too.

I went to 침대 last night with a strange feeling. We all remember times when we...

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Celene's story

posted by Creepycry

Celene was a girl who often found herself 로스트 in thought. She Imagined herself flying away from her 집 where her dad would get drunk and beat her. She had long blonde hair and brown eyes just like her mother who passed away five years 이전 when she was ten. Her mother had also been a victim of her dads abuse. As Celene was walking to school one 일 she was so 로스트 in her mind that she didn't see the speeding car coming towards her as she crossed the street. All she heard was a loud screech and every thing went black. When a dim light lit up she saw a man with red skin and deep black eyes...

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Lucius Chapter 6, Part 4

posted by FrostyBlazer

*meanwhile in the underworld*

Zalgo: for fu*ks sake where is Clockwork and Zippers!

Lisa: sir!

Zalgo: what is it Lisa?

Lisa: Clockwork was captured...

Zalgo: WHAT!?

Lisa: and RED was killed 의해 Jane

Zalgo: DOUBLE WHAT!?

Lisa: so what should we do about this?

Zalgo: send Pyris and Shadowlurker to get Zippers and Send Targeter to find Clockwork!

Lisa: yes sir! *walks out*

Zalgo: Dominic!

Dominic: yes my lord?

Zalgo: gather as many troops 당신 want and pay cRYPT a visit...

Dominic: yes sir!

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Johnny

posted by FreeAwesomeness

/This is a story someone at camp told me...you've probably already heard it, and it's probably already up here, but whatever, I'm just gonna write it here aswell...plus, I do not own this story. This is also set in times when people ate cow liver./

"Johnny, can 당신 go down to the shops to buy a cow liver for dinner, please?" my father asked me. He handed me a ten dollar note. I took it, and nodded.
I walked down to the shops alone. When I go there, I noticed a carnival on the left side of it. There was a sign saying 'All rides to be ridden, for just ten dollars'. As the child I was, I decided...

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Dead Chat

posted by mcencabo

So, 당신 know what a chat is. I have no reason to explain it. Now, let's get on with our lives instead of chat about what a chat IS. So, I was on this wikia's chat while everyone else was gone. There was only me, and 1 other person who was AFK. But then another chatter came on with simply the name "Anonnymous42". So, I said hi to the guy when I got a PM from him. He asked me to 가입하기 another chat where there were loads of other people. I was extremely bored, so I decided to join. There were about 21 othere people chatting here, so I decided to 가입하기 in on the odd conversation they were having...

Lucius: Meahwhile at the SOK base

posted by FrostyBlazer

Jack [singing]: help me bob, I'm bully in the alley!

All [singing]: way hey, bully alley!

Kage and Jack [singing]: help me bob, I'm bully in the alley

All [singing]: bully down in shinbone al!

Henry: what should we do? Slender and his 프렌즈 are separated, and Zalgo and cRYPT are at war.

Vendetta: well... Johnny is working on bringing the proxys on the run to us... Once they are brought we will think of something...

Henry: until then?

Vendetta: we gather 더 많이 members

Henry: yes sir

Vendetta: we get the pirate next

Henry: I can't go 의해 myself sir... He is unstable

Vendetta: I will send Alex with you

Alex: what?

Vendetta: 당신 two leave tomorrow

Henry: yes sir

Alex: what!?

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Eyeless Jack

posted by mcencabo

It Started as when i was in grade school, I keep on Looking on the Blue Mask near the Teacher but no one see that Blue mask, I am the Only one who saw the mask. On June 16, I went to the room to finish my assignment on math,on the back of my notebook , i saw this signature saying " JACK WATCHES WITH BLOODY EYES " was this a joke? 또는 my bullies try to prank me, it feels like its real, 또는 someone is out there, watching here. So
i continued finishing my assignment then i heard my mother screaming to the 상단, 맨 위로 of her lungs, Then the scream stopped with the floor shaking then a hit from a knife, I...

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What am i to you?

posted by naruline

what am i to you?

Sofie walks on the street. She is on her way 집 when she sees a old house in the forest close to her house. 'Nobody has ever going in to the house. Maybe i should go in and look' Sofie thinks. She walks over to the house. The door is wide open and she walks in. The light in the house turn on on its own. 'wow, that was creepy' she thinks. Then she goes in to a room with a mirror. Sofie looks in the mirror and sees a shadow. 'A shadow in the mirror?
Wow, that weird' she thinks. 'Maybe its me' she thinks. Then she walks out of the room and the house. But the shadow is still in the mirror. The...

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Squidward's Suicide

posted by usernameinvalid

I just want to start off 의해 saying if 당신 want an answer at the end, prepare to be disappointed. There just isn't one.

I was an intern at Nickelodeon Studios for a 년 in 2005 for my degree in animation. It wasn't paid of course, most internships aren't, but it did have some perks beyond education. To adults it might not seem like a big one, but most kids at the time would go crazy over it

Now, since I worked directly with the editors and animators, I got to view the new episodes days before they aired. I'll get right to it without giving too many unnecessary details. They had very recently...

"Poem" Creepy 파스타

posted by BlondLionEzel

It appeared on the darkest night
It cried to the sky, howling in flight
If 당신 ever see the dreaded thing
당신 life will end, death's song with sing

Me and my 프렌즈 Drake, Sally, Billy, and Callie were sort of daredevils. We enjoyed urban exploring, which is going to abandoned, off-limits places such as old factories 또는 amusement parks. Another one of our 가장 좋아하는 activities was ghost hunting. We had even bought EMF detectors to find them. One day, Callie decided that we should go explore the old LA Zoo, which had closed a while ago. We should have never gone to that wretched old zoo.

When...

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Jeff The Killer

posted by usernameinvalid

Excerpt from a local Newspaper:
OMINOUS UNKNOWN KILLER IS STILL AT LARGE.
After weeks of unexplained murders, the ominous unknown killer is still on the rise. After little evidence has been found, a young boy states that he survived one of the killer’s attacks and bravely tells his story.

“I had a bad dream and I woke up in the middle of the night,” says the boy, "I saw that for some reason the window was open, even though I remember it being closed before I went to bed. I got up and shut it once more. Afterwards, I simply crawled under my covers and tried to get back to sleep. That’s...

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The Rugrats Theory

posted by mcencabo

The Rugrats really were a figment of Angelica's Demonic and Unimaginable imagination.

Chuckie died in 1997 along with his mother, that's why Chaz is a nervous wreck all the time.

Tommy was born in 2000, but he was a stillborn, that's why Stu is constantly in the basement making toys for the son who never had a chance to live.

The DeVilles had an abortion in 2001, Angelica couldn't figure whether it would be a boy 또는 a girl thus creating the twins.

As for "All Grown Up" the teenage Angelica became addicted to various narcotics which further aggravated her Schizophrenia, bringing her back to her...

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The Smiling Man in Black

posted by usernameinvalid

When I was younger, I lived with my father and his mother. I was the only child, a girl at that, and my father was very protective of me. My grandmother, on the other hand, hated me. At first, she would just yell at me and shove me around when dad was at work. It escalated, quickly after he started working longer house to make ends meet. I rarely saw my father at that point. For 4 years, she did things I can’t even bring myself to really think about, not enough to write it. For those 4 years, I prayed and prayed for release. I prayed and wished for her to die. To God, to whoever would listen....

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I'm Waiting

posted by kittyluv57

Just for the record, this is no ordinary creepypasta. I am also no ordinary 크리피파스타 writer either. 당신 see, it doesn’t exactly end too well after my stories are read. It ends shockingly. Messily. Terrifyingly.

Confused? Let me talk a bit about me. I am a writer. Not a professional 또는 anything, just leisurely. I live alone. I have a pretty bad habit as well. A dark habit. A dark secret I am sharing with you. I 사랑 blood. I 사랑 darkness. I 사랑 murder. It started off when I ran over that little girl late at night. No one was around. I was about to call for help when I saw her. Her mangled...