Guard: huh? hey, stop poking me!
Guard 2: I didn't poke you...
SJ: these guys are pitiful
Henry: looks like you're using your time wisely...
SJ: 저기요 dude! what's happening?!
Henry: well... we would like for 당신 to rejoin...
SJ: why do 당신 want me to rejoin? I will admit I kinda screwed up last time
Henry: and because 당신 admit Lumar wants 당신 back... yet I don't know why...
SJ: like a sir...
Henry: not really, we just need 당신 for your stealth
SJ: oh... why are we bringing team back together?
Henry: they broke the treaty
SJ: well then... lets hop to it!
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
Guard 2: I didn't poke you...
SJ: these guys are pitiful
Henry: looks like you're using your time wisely...
SJ: 저기요 dude! what's happening?!
Henry: well... we would like for 당신 to rejoin...
SJ: why do 당신 want me to rejoin? I will admit I kinda screwed up last time
Henry: and because 당신 admit Lumar wants 당신 back... yet I don't know why...
SJ: like a sir...
Henry: not really, we just need 당신 for your stealth
SJ: oh... why are we bringing team back together?
Henry: they broke the treaty
SJ: well then... lets hop to it!
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers

jumping Jacks!
BEN: Im afraid of nothing
Lucius: your not afraid of RED killing 당신 in your sleep?
BEN: no
RED: SOON
BEN: *meep*
*hides behind Lucius*
Lucius: wimp... *walks away*
BEN: wait don't leave me!
RED: NOW >:D
BEN: sh**
*ahhhhhh*
LJ: 당신 hear that?
Lucius: nope *smokes*
LJ: I'm sure I-
Lucius: shut up and take this cigarette
BEN: 예수님 H Christ since when have 당신 been able to turn into a bird!
*crash*
BEN: oh my god my video games!
RED: what are 당신 going to do about it?
BEN: RUN
RED: uh oh...
*BANG* *BONG* *CRASH*
LJ: what is happening?
Lucius: BEN getting over his fear...
Lucius: your not afraid of RED killing 당신 in your sleep?
BEN: no
RED: SOON
BEN: *meep*
*hides behind Lucius*
Lucius: wimp... *walks away*
BEN: wait don't leave me!
RED: NOW >:D
BEN: sh**
*ahhhhhh*
LJ: 당신 hear that?
Lucius: nope *smokes*
LJ: I'm sure I-
Lucius: shut up and take this cigarette
BEN: 예수님 H Christ since when have 당신 been able to turn into a bird!
*crash*
BEN: oh my god my video games!
RED: what are 당신 going to do about it?
BEN: RUN
RED: uh oh...
*BANG* *BONG* *CRASH*
LJ: what is happening?
Lucius: BEN getting over his fear...

WAT U LAFIN AT
Solonik: ok... its time to make my comeback
Henry: that might wait Mr. Solonik
Solonik: what? how did 당신 get in here?!
Henry: it pays to not leave the society before Lumar starts teaching stealth
Solonik: wait wait, let me guess why 당신 are here... Demon Lord and Absent Face are fighting?
Henry: yes... WE would like 당신 to rejoin, 당신 are the weapons expert...
Solonik: thanks but no thanks, I will have a big reputation and clients soon
Henry: there will be none of that if 당신 don't help!
Solonik: ...
Henry: fine then... *walks away*
Solonik: wait... let me clean my guns...
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
Henry: that might wait Mr. Solonik
Solonik: what? how did 당신 get in here?!
Henry: it pays to not leave the society before Lumar starts teaching stealth
Solonik: wait wait, let me guess why 당신 are here... Demon Lord and Absent Face are fighting?
Henry: yes... WE would like 당신 to rejoin, 당신 are the weapons expert...
Solonik: thanks but no thanks, I will have a big reputation and clients soon
Henry: there will be none of that if 당신 don't help!
Solonik: ...
Henry: fine then... *walks away*
Solonik: wait... let me clean my guns...
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers

Zalgo: where the hell is ShadowLurker!? I need my anger pills!
SL: i'm home!
Zalgo; WHERE THE HELL HAVE 당신 BEEN!?
SL: i'm sorry i'm late sir, but on the way I saw some killers that where not with Slender!
Zalgo: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE!?
SL: sir, take your pills
Zalgo: *takes pills*
SL: feel better?
Zalgo: yes... what are these killer's names?
SL: Jacky and Itzy
Zalgo: go get them...
SL: yes sir *teleports*
Zalgo: *sighs*
*ring ring*
Zalgo: *pulls out DiPhone* yes?
Observer: we got BEN
RED: when do we get to kill him!
Observer: we are not killing him! Zalgo get over here before he starts to chew the rocks in this cave
Zalgo: i'll be right there
SL: i'm home!
Zalgo; WHERE THE HELL HAVE 당신 BEEN!?
SL: i'm sorry i'm late sir, but on the way I saw some killers that where not with Slender!
Zalgo: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE!?
SL: sir, take your pills
Zalgo: *takes pills*
SL: feel better?
Zalgo: yes... what are these killer's names?
SL: Jacky and Itzy
Zalgo: go get them...
SL: yes sir *teleports*
Zalgo: *sighs*
*ring ring*
Zalgo: *pulls out DiPhone* yes?
Observer: we got BEN
RED: when do we get to kill him!
Observer: we are not killing him! Zalgo get over here before he starts to chew the rocks in this cave
Zalgo: i'll be right there
ZALGOS ARMY MEMBERS:
Shadow Lurker: stealth commander
Lisa: adviser
Scarecrow: assassin
Mr.Widemouth: infiltration
Observer: adviser and 초 in command
Zippers: assassin
RapRat: spy
RED: brute
Strangled Red: computer glitcher
Suicide mouse: deceiver
Squidward: consular
Hypno: trickster
KillWaker: the living weapon
Herobrine: computer defender
The Smiling Man: human relations
Dr. Locklear: high commander
Scollex: killer
Ascaris: killer
Ghost: spy
Redd: killer
Pyramid Head: brute
Pyris: chaos starter
Targeter: assassin
??? (shall be reveled... SOON): ???
NOTE: I may update!
Shadow Lurker: stealth commander
Lisa: adviser
Scarecrow: assassin
Mr.Widemouth: infiltration
Observer: adviser and 초 in command
Zippers: assassin
RapRat: spy
RED: brute
Strangled Red: computer glitcher
Suicide mouse: deceiver
Squidward: consular
Hypno: trickster
KillWaker: the living weapon
Herobrine: computer defender
The Smiling Man: human relations
Dr. Locklear: high commander
Scollex: killer
Ascaris: killer
Ghost: spy
Redd: killer
Pyramid Head: brute
Pyris: chaos starter
Targeter: assassin
??? (shall be reveled... SOON): ???
NOTE: I may update!

ShadowLurker and Lisa

Scarecrow

Mr. Widemouth

Observer

Zippers

RapRat

RED

Strangled Red

Micky

Squidward

Hypno

KillWaker

The Smiling Man

Dr. Locklear

Herobrine

Ascaris and Scollex

Ghost

Pyramid Head
Karl: lets see all your little secrets...
Henry: well it looks like 당신 are using your little magical potion
Karl: how the hell did 당신 get in here?!
Henry: i'm 프렌즈 with Kage, remember?
Karl: oh... and my "potion" is nothing magical...
Henry: yet 당신 still don't give us the secret
Karl: 당신 wouldn't understand it anyway, why are 당신 here?
Henry: they broke the treaty
Karl: WHAT?
Computer: download complete
Karl: oh! that's the files of the CIA and SCP
Henry: showoff...
Karl: do 당신 want me to rejoin 또는 not?
Henry: well, if 당신 are up for it
Karl: let me pack my bags
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
Henry: well it looks like 당신 are using your little magical potion
Karl: how the hell did 당신 get in here?!
Henry: i'm 프렌즈 with Kage, remember?
Karl: oh... and my "potion" is nothing magical...
Henry: yet 당신 still don't give us the secret
Karl: 당신 wouldn't understand it anyway, why are 당신 here?
Henry: they broke the treaty
Karl: WHAT?
Computer: download complete
Karl: oh! that's the files of the CIA and SCP
Henry: showoff...
Karl: do 당신 want me to rejoin 또는 not?
Henry: well, if 당신 are up for it
Karl: let me pack my bags
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers

one 일 i was sleeping over at my 프렌즈 house ( this happened last Saturday/Sunday) so there was 5 boys and 5 girls ( if 당신 include me) and there where no parents, and we where all really hyper so, i heard something down in the basement and everybody was really loud so of coarse i screamed to get there attention a couple of min. later we are all in the basement i went to go look in the closet, and there standing in there was maskey and he said " cheesecake?" then he just walked out of the house saying bye and i'm like "WTF, just happened"