50 Things to do in an elevator

1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on 또는 off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of 당신 just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your 서류 가방 또는 purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name 태그 to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear...