Chuck Norris was born May 6, 1945. The Germans surrendered May 7, 1945. Coincidence? I think not! 게시됨 over a year ago

당신 can get a perfect score on your SATs 의해 putting "Chuck norris" as every answer. 게시됨 over a year ago

the last perosn to look chuck norris in the eyes was stevie wonder. 게시됨 over a year ago

Why did Chuck Norris 십자가, 크로스 the road? Pfft.... Chuch Norris didn't 십자가, 크로스 the road. The road moved under Chuck Norris. 게시됨 over a year ago

Look, people, Chuck Norris is not that great! You're all like "oh he's a GOD!" But he's not! If he were, he'd come to my house and beat my head with the keyboarnjnhbbjlnhjubvgnjmnjvbgbn,bgnjmknhjbb 게시됨 over a year ago

chuck norris doesnt have to pay taxes ever he send in a blacnk 포럼 and a picture of him croucheing.
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Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. When he went home, there were only islands left. 게시됨 over a year ago

Chuck Norris filmed how they assembling the first camera. 게시됨 over a year ago

They were Bush, God and Chuck Norris. Then they wanted to 십자가, 크로스 the lake. God went first, then Chuck Norris. 부시, 부시 대통령은 was wonderin how to 십자가, 크로스 a river. Then God whispered to Chuck Norris ''shud we tell him about the stones''. And Chuck Norris ''What stones''? 게시됨 over a year ago

Theres no theory of evolution. Theres only 동물 that Chuck Norris let them live.

When 벨 invented first phone. Chuck Norris already had 2 messages. 게시됨 over a year ago

Once poison snake bites Chuk Norris. After 3 horrible days in pain, snake died. 게시됨 over a year ago

Chuck Norris once came twice.
Chuck Norris nominated Big Brother.
Two guys decidet to rob a bank. Then 1 robber run on the left side other on the right side. Chuk Norris run after them both at the same time.
How many pushups Chuck Norris can do? All.
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When a zombie bits Chuck Norris, he doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris 게시됨 over a year ago

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck was Chuck Norris??
ALL OF IT!
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the reason pi is so long is because it's running away from Chuck Norris 게시됨 over a year ago

예수님 can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim threw land. 게시됨 over a year ago

There are no steroids in baseball... Only players Chuck Norris has breathed on 게시됨 over a year ago

Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even 더 많이 badass than in this one. When it was discovered 의해 Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking. 게시됨 over a year ago