Written 의해 Danaurum from FF. Thanks Danaurum!
1. Crack open your 서류 가방 또는 handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the 벽 without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him 또는 her to call 당신 Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I...
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