Song: link
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin with the intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* 저기요 Fluttershy, 당신 smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, 당신 are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Our story takes place in the 년 1968. Twilight Sparkle has been a princess for an entire year, and America has experienced lots of change. As of right now, their army is fighting against the Vietnamese, and Shining Armor is one of the ponies that got drafted to fight in Vietnam.
American Ponies: *Running to cover while firing M16 rifles*
Vietnamese Ponies: *Returning 불, 화재 with AK47's*
But, everyone in Pornstarville would experience a new enemy. It all started when Applebloom arrived at her school.
Applebloom: Howdy Sweetie Belle. Why are all of the students standing outside? Shouldn't we be in the school?
Sweetie Belle: Oh Applebloom! It's terrible! Cheerilee got fired!
Applebloom: What? Who would do that to Cheerilee?
Sweetie Belle: Some stallion that drives an 주황색, 오렌지 car. Not only did he 불, 화재 Cheerilee, but he also took Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon away. No one has seen them since.
Applebloom: We might be next.
Sweetie Belle: We were told to stay here until he returned. You're lucky he hasn't seen 당신 yet.
Scootaloo: *Looks down the road, and sees an 주황색, 오렌지 car coming* I don't know about that.
Sweetie Belle: Applebloom, 당신 have to get out of here. Find someone to help us, and save Cheerilee, and the others if they haven't been killed yet.
Applebloom: Okay. *Sees a brown stallion get in a car, and hops in the back without the driver noticing*
Brown Stallion: *Drives the car with Applebloom in the back*
Sweetie Belle: Good luck Applebloom.
Stallion; *Sees Applebloom in the car, turns around, and chases it*
Song: link
Brown Stallion: *Sees the 주황색, 오렌지 car get closer to him, and floors it*
Stallion: *Follows the brown stallion's car*
Applebloom: *Looks at the 주황색, 오렌지 car*
Stallion: *Lightly taps the back of the car Applebloom is in*
Brown Stallion: *Turns left*
Stallion: *Gets to the right side of the car Applebloom is in, and pushes it to the left*
Brown Stallion: *Nearly hits a dark green Cadillac, then turns right*
Stallion: *Hits a 불, 화재 hydrant*
Brown Stallion: *Passes an intersection that has a red light*
Stallion: *About to 십자가, 크로스 the intersection, but gets hit on the right from a big rig hauling a flatbed. He then crashes into a black car that looks just like his*
Applebloom knew she was 안전한, 안전 now. She decided to go tell 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash about the horrible news.
Stop the song
Applebloom: *Hops out of the car as it passes 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash's cloudhouse* 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash?! *Stands on 상단, 맨 위로 of an Oldsmobile* 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, I need your help!!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Comes out of her 구름, 클라우드 house, and lands in front of Applebloom* What's the problem? *Sees a purple car stop behind Applebloom* (Who's car could this be?)
Stallions: *Get out of the car, and walk toward Applebloom* 당신 there! We want to have a word with you!
Applebloom: Leave me alone!! *Running away*
Stallions: *Chasing Applebloom. They grab her, 펀치 her, and drag her toward the car*
Applebloom: This is a mad house!! A maad hooouse!!! *Gets placed in the 트렁크 of the car*
Stallions: *Drive away*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash decided to tell Princess Celestia about the horror that she just saw. She flew back into her cloudhouse, and made a call to the princess.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Holding onto the phone* Please pick up.
Celestia: *Answers the call* Hello?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Princess? This is 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash-
Celestia: *Pleased* Dashie! What's happening my friend?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Nothing good. 당신 see-
Celestia: Have I ever introduced 당신 to my friend Tirek? We're coming down to Pornstarville to visit you, your friends, and see a new film called Where Eagles Dare. Care to 가입하기 us?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Okay.
Celestia: Good. *Hangs up*
6 hours later
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *With Princess Celestia, and Tirek* It's great to see 당신 two, but I have something important to tell you. Applebloom, and her 프렌즈 are in trouble.
Celestia: Oh don't worry about them 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash. Those three can get away with anything.
Tirek: Princess. The movie?
Celestia: Oh yes. We must get going 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash. Can 당신 go with us?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I'm sorry Celestia, but I have other things to do. Pinkie Pie, and Twilight want me to help them expand the library.
Celestia: Oh well. Perhaps another time. *Walks away with Tirek*
At the movie theater, Celestia, and Tirek were waiting for their popcorn.
Tirek: The movie starts in seven minutes. We have plenty of time.
Celestia: Okay. 당신 know Tirek, I want to tell 당신 something-
Movie Pony: Miss Celestia, do 당신 want 버터 on your popcorn?
Celestia: Ugh, James! Please don't interrupt me while I'm talking!
Movie Pony: Fine, I'll just give 당신 the kernels! *Muttering to himself*
Tirek: 당신 were saying Celestia?
Celestia: So, if anything bad were to happen to me, god forbid, 당신 can take my place as princess of Pontiac.
Tirek: 당신 mean, be the prince of Pontiac? Do 당신 really mean that? It's a huge responsibility.
Celestia: Yes, I do mean it. You're a good guy, and I know you'll take good care of everyone.
Tirek: Thank 당신 Celestia. 당신 don't know how much this means to me. 의해 the way, I have a really awesome 보트 that I want to take a ride on with you, after the movie.
Celestia: I'd be delighted.
After the movie, Celestia, and Tirek went to the harbor to ride on Tirek's boat. It was dark 의해 the time they arrived.
Tirek: Are 당신 ready for the ride?
Celestia: Yes I am, and might I add, this is a very nice 보트 당신 have.
They both got on board, and the 보트 left the harbor. They didn't go far though, because the 보트 started to sink. Tirek, and the driver of the 보트 swam to the harbor, but unfortunately, Celestia drowned.
Song (Start it at 1:31:52): link
Celestia's funeral was held in Pontiac. Everyone from all over America came to the funeral, including the mane 6. Many ponies had some things to say, including how much they loved Celestia, and how they were going to miss her. Everyone felt remorse, and sadness, and some had tears coming out of their eyes. Princess Celestia was a wonderful princess, and would be missed 의해 everyone.
The 일 after Celestia's funeral, Tirek arrived at the town's courthouse.
Court Pony: Good morning Tirek. I have the papers for you. *Hands Tirek several papers stapled together. The first page says how to rule Equestria nicely*
Tirek: Thank 당신 sir. *Leaves the courthouse, while looking at the papers*
Song: link
Five months, and eight days later, it was new years day, 1969. Since Tirek has been the new prince of Pontiac, things did not go well. Unlike Celestia, Tirek was very mean. He made frequent visits to Pornstarville, and was disgusted with the population of mares. Slowly, stallions have been taking over their place.
One day, Rarity parked her car in front of Carousel Boutique, and was listening to this song on her I pad: link
Rarity: *Walks into her boutique turning the volume up higher, and sees Tirek*
Tirek: Come here Rarity. We need to talk.
Rarity: *Comes closer to Tirek*
Tirek: I'm not happy with 당신 Rarity. Do 당신 know why?
Rarity: Is it because I'm listening to a genre of 음악 that hasn't been created yet on a piece of technology that also has not been created yet?
Tirek: 당신 were fifteen 분 late yesterday when delivering your dresses to Neigh York City. Explain yourself.
Rarity: With all due respect, it was the police at the entrance of the Holland Tunnel. They wouldn't let me pass, even though I had fifty cents, for the toll.
Tirek: Now Rarity, I know you're not a bad pony. 당신 know what happens to bad ponies here. Right?
Rarity: *Looks out her window*
Roseluck: *Gets executed 의해 an 주황색, 오렌지 stallion*
Tirek: I shall see 당신 later. *Leaves the boutique* And get rid of the music, and whatever it is it's coming out of!
Later that night, when Rarity was sleeping, three stallions walked in. They took Rarity away from her home.
다음 morning, Tirek ordered 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash to pull five wagons full of 과일 from Sweet 사과, 애플 Acres to the school.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *In her usual cheerful state, walking to the wagons*
Stallions: *Staring at 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash* That's too heavy for you. I don't know why Tirek assigned 당신 to pull those wagons.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: These aren't too heavy for me. *Gets herself hitched up*
Applejack: *Comes out with Big Macintosh, and Granny Smith* Taking the 과일 to the school 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Yes.
Stallion: She's not going to make it.
Big Macintosh: Don't doubt it. There's one way she does it.
Song: link
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Slowly pulls the wagons* I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. *Gaining speed* I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. I think I can.
Stallion: Wait a minute, didn't this already happen in one episode?
Applejack: Yeah.
After that ended, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash left the 과일 at the school, and was pulling 더 많이 wagons to town hall, when she saw Pinkie Pie with Twilight, and Derpy at Rarity's boutique.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: What's going on?
Pinkie Pie: 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, it's terrible!! Zhey kidnapped Rarity!
Tirek: *Arrives* Pinkie, are 당신 crazy holding unauthorized meetings behind my back?! Just look at 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash's wagons! Any second, there could be a huge accident!
Stallions: *Crash into 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash's wagons*
Tirek: That's it Pinkie, you'll be hearing from me later.
That night in Sugarcube Corner, Pinkie Pie was making 더 많이 컵케익 when the stallion with the 주황색, 오렌지 car stopped in front of the store.
Stallion: *Walks into Sugarcube Corner*
Pinkie Pie: 당신 are one of zhe stallions vorking for Tirek! Vhat are 당신 doing here?!
Stallion: To take 당신 out 당신 German! *Knocks out Pinkie Pie, and takes her away*
다음 morning, Tirek forced everyone in Pornstarville to meet with him in Sugarcube Corner.
Tirek: Okay everyone. Have 당신 noticed a missing pony?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: 당신 took Pinkie Pie away? How could you?!
Tirek: That's right, I did take her away. The rest of 당신 are now on probation!
For 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, this was the last straw, she decided to go on a rescue mission to save her best friend. That night, she got the keys to her brand new Dodge Charger, and with another song from the future, she started her search.
Song: link
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Starts her car, and drives it*
Vinyl Scratch: *Walking down the street, and sees 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Looking in buildings, hoping to find Pinkie Pie. She turns right at an intersection, and continues looking for Pinkie Pie*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash looked all over Pornstarville, but couldn't find Pinkie Pie anywhere. She drove into Pontiac, and looked for her there. Alas, there was no sign of her friend. 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash was just about to give up her 검색 when suddenly...
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Sees an 주황색, 오렌지 car* Uh oh. That's one of Tirek's ponies. *Turns right, and turns off the music* I hope he didn't see me.
Stallion: *Keeps going straight*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Phew, that was close. *Hears tapping on her window, and sees Pinkie Pie. She lowers the window*
Pinkie Pie: 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, I'm so glad I found you.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I'm so glad 당신 found me too. Now hop in. I have to get 당신 out of here.
And with Pinkie Pie at her side, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash left Pontiac.
Pinkie Pie: Do 당신 zhink anyone is following us?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I hope not. Keep an eye out for anyone that 당신 think is working for Tirek.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl Regenbogen Strich.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: As much as I'm glad I saved you, please speak English.
Pinkie Pie: Okay. *Sees an 주황색, 오렌지 car behind her* Remember seeing an 주황색, 오렌지 Chevrolet Nova?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: What? *Looks behind her* Oh no, that's one of Tirek's ponies! *Floors it*
Stallion: *Follows 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash*
Pinkie Pie: Zhere's not much he can do.
Stallion: *Opens a window on his car, and grabs a revolver*
Pinkie Pie: Uh, I take it back!
Stallion: *Shoots the back window on 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash's car twice*
Pinkie Pie: Did 당신 bring any veapons?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: No.
Pinkie Pie: Was zum Teufel?! How could 당신 forget?!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I didn't forget. *Hears a bullet hit her car's door* I didn't think I'd need one.
Pinkie Pie: Vell zhis is vhere you're proven wrong my friend. If I vas rescuing you, I'd bring several guns!
Tirek: *Blocks the road with a Jeep*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: That's not good! *Swerves, and drives off the road*
The car crashed through the roof of a building.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Ugh... *Massaging her forehead* Are 당신 okay Pinkie?
Pinkie Pie: Ja, but I'm still 십자가, 크로스 at 당신 for not bringing any veapons!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Gets out of the car with Pinkie Pie* I think we 로스트 those guys.
Stallion: Oh no 당신 didn't. *Points the gun at 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash* Now, both of 당신 are coming out with us.
Tirek: *Arrives* Naughty naughty mares. 당신 shouldn't have tried to escape. Stallions are better.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Is this what all of the fighting is about? Because we're mares?
Pinkie Pie: Sounds stupid if 당신 ask me.
Tirek: SHUT UP! Stallions are superior!
Stallion: Now just come with us.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Okay. *Walks with Pinkie Pie toward Tirek, and the stallion, but they accidentally step on a high speed model train*
Tirek: Wait. Where are we?
Stallion: *Looks around him, and sees lots of model trains* We're at a model train shop.
Tirek: Get on that train, and stop them. I'm going to wait for 당신 further up the line.
Stallion: *Gets on the train as the last car passes him*
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무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: We're going to escape!
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl.
Stallion: *Walks up to Pinkie Pie, and 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, pointing the gun at them* Not if I have anything to say about it.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Hits the stallion, and watches him land on the front of another model train*
Pinkie Pie: Good one.
Tirek: *Angry. He tries to grab the two mares, but accidentally pushes them onto the other train* Oh great.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Now he's up front.
Stallion: What? *Turns around, and sees 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash with Pinkie Pie. He fires one bullet from his gun, but he hits the radio, and changes the music*
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Stallion: *Fires another bullet from his gun, and shoots the coupling between the train, and the car that Pinkie Pie is on, just as soon as they pass a switch. The train goes straight, and Pinkie's car goes to the right*
Pinkie Pie: *Leaning forward, making her car go faster then the train* Don't worry Dashie, everyzhing is under control. *Takes the gun from the stallion* I'll have zhat if 당신 don't mind, eh? *Looks in front of her, and sees a window in the wall* Whoa!!!
The car she was on hit a set of buffers, and she flew through the window.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Slowly moves up toward the front of the train*
Pinkie Pie: *On a luggage trolley 다음 to the train, holding a net* Tally ho! Leave it to me Dashie. I'll catch zhat pony. *Raises the net, but it gets caught on a moose head, and she falls on the back of the train* Aaaahhhh!!!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Sees the stallion uncouple the locomotive from the train, and tries to catch him*
Pinkie Pie: Get him Dashie!
Stallion: *Going faster, he hits the button for a switch track, making him go 앞으로 while the two mares go right*
Pinkie Pie: *Sees the end of the line* Dashie, ve're doomed!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Sees a box full of train tracks, and grabs it. She quickly lays down 더 많이 track to make the train turn around, and follow the stallion on the locomotive*
Pinkie Pie: Mind zhe table!!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Puts down track to make the train go quickly to the right, then to the left*
Pinkie Pie: *Frightened* AAAAHHHHHH!!!
Stallion: *Looks at the straight track in front of him, thinking he will get away*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Laying down track, letting her train 십자가, 크로스 the track that the stallion is travelling on*
Pinkie Pie: Gotcha! *Grabs the locomotive* Was ist das?
Stallion: *On the tender of the locomotive. He sees the two mares catching up to them*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Laying down track, having them 다음 to the stallion*
Pinkie Pie: All yours Dashie!
The stallion was reaching the end of the line, and suddenly, the tender he was on hit the buffers, and he was airborne.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Laying down track having her train stay below the stallion*
Eventually, the train crashed into a drawer, and 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash was on the ground.
Stallion: *Falling towards 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Grabs a glass bottle, and has the stallion land in that. His body gets stuck in it, and his head sticks out*
Pinkie Pie: *Rolls over to 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash from the end of the train* Wunderbar! We did it. Now we must 신고 to zhe authorities about Tirek doing a lousy job!
But they had no need to do that. Someone already beat them to it.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Walks out of the model train 샵 with Pinkie Pie, and sees Twilight Sparkle* Twilight?
Twilight: Yeah man. Who else were 당신 expectin'?! Mothafuckin' Malcolm X?
Pinkie Pie: So much for making a 팬 fiction vithout swearing.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: There already was swearing. Remember the intro?
Pinkie Pie: Shit, I forgot about zhat!
Twilight: Anyway man, I should have taken Princess Celestia's spot! 또는 Luna! Why did she let fuckin' Tirek take her place man?!
Tirek: Because we were close friends. *Gets pushed into a police car* I'll break out of jail one day, and I'll get back at you! ALL OF YOU!!!!!
Twilight: Nigga, I don't think so!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Why not?
Twilight: Because this 팬 fiction was suppose to focus on me, but it didn't! So I'm puttin' an end to it!!
Pinkie Pie: 당신 can't just do zhat. It's unfair to-
The End
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#5: A LONLY JEW ON CHRISTMAS:
Good song.
Shitty episode..
#4: CARTMAN/POKERFACE:
Makes me laugh every time..
#3: MAKE 사랑 EVEN WHEN I'M DEAD:
Clearly a parody of Triller my M. Jackson..
And considering that's my 가장 좋아하는 song 의해 him (and I don't have to many). I can't help but add it..
#2: KYLES MOM IS A BITCH:
It's funny how catchy it actually is.
Guess that's why I like it..
#1: LITTLE BOY YOUR GOING TO HELL:
I don't know how on earth they got James Hetfield in South Park.
But who cares!
It's James-friggin-Herfield!.
And I 사랑 how he just comes in, with the big "NOO!" it's both funny and badass at the sme time :D"..
Good song.
Shitty episode..
#4: CARTMAN/POKERFACE:
Makes me laugh every time..
#3: MAKE 사랑 EVEN WHEN I'M DEAD:
Clearly a parody of Triller my M. Jackson..
And considering that's my 가장 좋아하는 song 의해 him (and I don't have to many). I can't help but add it..
#2: KYLES MOM IS A BITCH:
It's funny how catchy it actually is.
Guess that's why I like it..
#1: LITTLE BOY YOUR GOING TO HELL:
I don't know how on earth they got James Hetfield in South Park.
But who cares!
It's James-friggin-Herfield!.
And I 사랑 how he just comes in, with the big "NOO!" it's both funny and badass at the sme time :D"..
Well... I'm TOTALLY gonna have too watch this show a few 더 많이 times.. I now realize I was way too hard on this..
Frankly I was so caught up in the constant depressing shit it was hard too for me too see the comedy parts.
I am gonna have too watch this again.
Frankly, it's confirmed now.. Todd is my favourite character, basically the only character I like.. Mostly cause it's Aaron Paul, this guy is my new favourite actor.. He always was, but not I know that it's for certain..
But I'm guessing Todd isn't in the last two episodes, he got rather serious for one of the few times.. And it seems too be staying this time.. And it seems he finally had enough of todd.. The anger seemed out of nowhere.. Not GENERALLY out of nowhere.. But "mood swing" out of nowhere..
Oh well.. I have reasons too go back.. Todd..
Anyway.. We're finally finished with this show.. Only the last two left too go.. Lets see how it concludes, shall we?
Frankly I was so caught up in the constant depressing shit it was hard too for me too see the comedy parts.
I am gonna have too watch this again.
Frankly, it's confirmed now.. Todd is my favourite character, basically the only character I like.. Mostly cause it's Aaron Paul, this guy is my new favourite actor.. He always was, but not I know that it's for certain..
But I'm guessing Todd isn't in the last two episodes, he got rather serious for one of the few times.. And it seems too be staying this time.. And it seems he finally had enough of todd.. The anger seemed out of nowhere.. Not GENERALLY out of nowhere.. But "mood swing" out of nowhere..
Oh well.. I have reasons too go back.. Todd..
Anyway.. We're finally finished with this show.. Only the last two left too go.. Lets see how it concludes, shall we?
#1: RIGHT NOW - KORN:
(no comment).
#2: LETS DO THIS NOW - KORN:
Same album.. Same awesomeness..
#3: FIVE FINGEL DEATH 펀치 - JYKELL AND HYDE:
So badass..
#4: SLAYER - RAINING BLOOD:
(No comment)..
#5 DROWNING POOL - BODIES:
It's a very famish song..
#6: SLIPKNOT - PSYCHOSOCIAL:
#7: HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD - CITY:
#8: KORN - BREAK SOME OFF:
#9: MASTODON - BLOOD AND THUNDER:
#10: SLIPKNOT - VENDETTA:
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(no comment).
#2: LETS DO THIS NOW - KORN:
Same album.. Same awesomeness..
#3: FIVE FINGEL DEATH 펀치 - JYKELL AND HYDE:
So badass..
#4: SLAYER - RAINING BLOOD:
(No comment)..
#5 DROWNING POOL - BODIES:
It's a very famish song..
#6: SLIPKNOT - PSYCHOSOCIAL:
#7: HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD - CITY:
#8: KORN - BREAK SOME OFF:
#9: MASTODON - BLOOD AND THUNDER:
#10: SLIPKNOT - VENDETTA:
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