#1: NIGHTMARE ON ELMS 거리 REMAKE:
As far as "unneeded remakes" go.
This is actually pretty enjoyable.
Earl Haley tried SO hard to be the 다음 Robert England.
And, 당신 know what.
Earl dose a GREAT job.
Dospite what everyone says. Earl Hickey really understand the "heart" of Freddy Krueger (before he became a wise cracking, spoof of himself).
Freddy was originally a very "mysterious" character.
And Earl brought this back.
Originally. 당신 never understand "why" this guy is appearing in your dreams.
* Why he's chasing you.
* 또는 even who he is.
That's the fear.
That, and the fact Freddy is sadistic. So 당신 know he's gone 사랑 every MOMENT of your suffering (that's what I feel still made him "creepy" in the sequels).
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#2: ROB ZOMBIE'S: HALLOWEEN:
Who ever played Michael Myers..
I have to admit.
He scared the SHIT out of me.. Particularity in the prison escape scene, when Myers smashed that cop's face into the wall..
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#3: PURGE:
I probably don't need to explain 의해 this point
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#4: SAW MOVIES:
These are the type of films 당신 have to see yourself, to understand what kind of films they REALLY are. Not what people CLAIM they are.
They are actually very smart films.
Not just the torture porn people think they are..
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#5: THE GRINCH MOVIE:
Jim Carrey is hilarious here.
Ignore Nostaglia Critic's whining of it.
This is the same guy that ripped on Signs
Doug, I 사랑 당신 man.
But 당신 when your wrong. Your VERY wrong..
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#6: NUMBER 23:
Jim Carrey CAN be serious in a film.
And he's GOOD at it..
Really good actually. He didn't diserve that raspberry,
Damn 당신 hollywood!
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#7: GROWN UPS:
It's not actually THAT bad.
And I really like those actors.
(yes, even Adam Stander sometimes).
But seriously Adam. What happened to you!!?
Your mean use to MEAN something, back in the days of Happy Gilmour..
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#8:MILLION WAYS TO DIE IN THE WILD WEST:
Hey.. It's Seth Macfarlane. This guy can do ANYTHING..
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#9: HAUNTED MANISON:
Sorry Nostaglia Critic.. I like this movie.
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#10: HORRIBLE BOSSES 2:
Hey.. I laughed.. Even if it was just me, doing so :)
As far as "unneeded remakes" go.
This is actually pretty enjoyable.
Earl Haley tried SO hard to be the 다음 Robert England.
And, 당신 know what.
Earl dose a GREAT job.
Dospite what everyone says. Earl Hickey really understand the "heart" of Freddy Krueger (before he became a wise cracking, spoof of himself).
Freddy was originally a very "mysterious" character.
And Earl brought this back.
Originally. 당신 never understand "why" this guy is appearing in your dreams.
* Why he's chasing you.
* 또는 even who he is.
That's the fear.
That, and the fact Freddy is sadistic. So 당신 know he's gone 사랑 every MOMENT of your suffering (that's what I feel still made him "creepy" in the sequels).
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#2: ROB ZOMBIE'S: HALLOWEEN:
Who ever played Michael Myers..
I have to admit.
He scared the SHIT out of me.. Particularity in the prison escape scene, when Myers smashed that cop's face into the wall..
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#3: PURGE:
I probably don't need to explain 의해 this point
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#4: SAW MOVIES:
These are the type of films 당신 have to see yourself, to understand what kind of films they REALLY are. Not what people CLAIM they are.
They are actually very smart films.
Not just the torture porn people think they are..
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#5: THE GRINCH MOVIE:
Jim Carrey is hilarious here.
Ignore Nostaglia Critic's whining of it.
This is the same guy that ripped on Signs
Doug, I 사랑 당신 man.
But 당신 when your wrong. Your VERY wrong..
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#6: NUMBER 23:
Jim Carrey CAN be serious in a film.
And he's GOOD at it..
Really good actually. He didn't diserve that raspberry,
Damn 당신 hollywood!
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#7: GROWN UPS:
It's not actually THAT bad.
And I really like those actors.
(yes, even Adam Stander sometimes).
But seriously Adam. What happened to you!!?
Your mean use to MEAN something, back in the days of Happy Gilmour..
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#8:MILLION WAYS TO DIE IN THE WILD WEST:
Hey.. It's Seth Macfarlane. This guy can do ANYTHING..
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#9: HAUNTED MANISON:
Sorry Nostaglia Critic.. I like this movie.
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#10: HORRIBLE BOSSES 2:
Hey.. I laughed.. Even if it was just me, doing so :)
#5: JAWS:
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool 상어 movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST 구스범스 EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had stomach cramps 또는 something.. That face image fucked me up..
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool 상어 movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST 구스범스 EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had stomach cramps 또는 something.. That face image fucked me up..
Lets make this a "unique" 할로윈 기사 and count down my most hated 영화 I can think:
#1: JAWS 4:
Everytime I think of this movie, my hatred grows deeper.. Truth is, if they actually went with killing Martin instead of Sean.. That would actually be interesting.. The rest of movie would still suck money balls, but at least it's a 더 많이 dignified end to a character... Sort of..
#2: TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 3D:
Remembers the Sewyers?.. Remember every bad thing they ever done.. Well forget that, were suppose to hate the people of the town for burning down and murdering the Sawyer family.. Forgive me, but I can't excatly see the cannibalic murderers as "victims"..
#3: CANNIBAL HALOCOAST & I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE:
To be honest, off all those disturbing films Nik made me watch, these were the only ones I actually did watch.. I regret it to this day.. I swear I actually threw up, at least twice..
#1: JAWS 4:
Everytime I think of this movie, my hatred grows deeper.. Truth is, if they actually went with killing Martin instead of Sean.. That would actually be interesting.. The rest of movie would still suck money balls, but at least it's a 더 많이 dignified end to a character... Sort of..
#2: TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 3D:
Remembers the Sewyers?.. Remember every bad thing they ever done.. Well forget that, were suppose to hate the people of the town for burning down and murdering the Sawyer family.. Forgive me, but I can't excatly see the cannibalic murderers as "victims"..
#3: CANNIBAL HALOCOAST & I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE:
To be honest, off all those disturbing films Nik made me watch, these were the only ones I actually did watch.. I regret it to this day.. I swear I actually threw up, at least twice..