#10:
Major: Destory EVERYTHING!
Nazi: Even 런던 bridge.
Major: Yes. Yes. 런던 Bridge is falling down. We all know the song.
The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum?
The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.
#9:
Alucard: Walter, do 당신 know what my 상단, 맨 위로 three 가장 좋아하는 things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. 초 is Nazis. Can 당신 guess the first?
Walter: Your father?
Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!
#8:
Anderson: 당신 will witness what happens what here today, and 당신 will will speak of it later.. Except 당신 won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).
#7:
Alucard: What's wrong demigod!? Just grow back your legs! Semon up your demons! Hit me! FIGHT ME!!... Give me a hug
#6:
Jan: Alright, alright... what 당신 do, is 당신 go down to the local pharmacy, ask for something called Viagra, and it will help 당신 go fuck yourself!
#5:
Jan: [Laughing] I don't know what's fucking funnier, the fact that 당신 think that your titless 나귀, 엉덩이 intimidates me, 또는 that 당신 think my boss would let me live if 당신 did! (Is suddenly enveloped in blue fire) AND NOW I'M ON FUCKING FIRE! SO NOW IT'S FREE GAME!!
#4:
Doctor: But Major, now zhat zhey know of our plans...
Major: Ah, Herr Doctor, but that iz the plan~! Now that zhey know our plan, zhey will plan around our plan, and zo we zhall in turn plan around zhe plan zhat zhey are planning around our plan!!
Doctor: Your brilliance knows no bounds!
Major: And regardless... We have one advantage that they sorely lack... ZEPPELINS!
#3:
Major: Helllo
Alucard: (laughing) HE'S STILL SO FUCKIN FAT! He's like a Nazi Louis C.K.! Wait wait no no, Jim Gaffigan! Jim Gaffigan!
#2:
Alucard: Y'ello?
Integra: What did 당신 do?
Alucard: Alright. (Alucard over the phone) But 당신 can't be mad at me.
Integra: What did 당신 do?
Alucard: Okay, first, I was minding my own business-
Integra: (Slams hand on table) BULLSHIT!!
Alucard: (Whining) I was!!!!
#1:
Alucard: It was the Nazis, wasn't it?
Sir Integra: No!
Alucard: Bet 당신 I'm right!
Sir Integra: Bet 당신 you're wrong!
Alucard: Bet 당신 you're a skank~!
Sir Integra: Bet 당신 you're an asshole!
Alucard: BITCH, I EAT PEOPLE!
Major: Destory EVERYTHING!
Nazi: Even 런던 bridge.
Major: Yes. Yes. 런던 Bridge is falling down. We all know the song.
The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum?
The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.
#9:
Alucard: Walter, do 당신 know what my 상단, 맨 위로 three 가장 좋아하는 things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. 초 is Nazis. Can 당신 guess the first?
Walter: Your father?
Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!
#8:
Anderson: 당신 will witness what happens what here today, and 당신 will will speak of it later.. Except 당신 won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).
#7:
Alucard: What's wrong demigod!? Just grow back your legs! Semon up your demons! Hit me! FIGHT ME!!... Give me a hug
#6:
Jan: Alright, alright... what 당신 do, is 당신 go down to the local pharmacy, ask for something called Viagra, and it will help 당신 go fuck yourself!
#5:
Jan: [Laughing] I don't know what's fucking funnier, the fact that 당신 think that your titless 나귀, 엉덩이 intimidates me, 또는 that 당신 think my boss would let me live if 당신 did! (Is suddenly enveloped in blue fire) AND NOW I'M ON FUCKING FIRE! SO NOW IT'S FREE GAME!!
#4:
Doctor: But Major, now zhat zhey know of our plans...
Major: Ah, Herr Doctor, but that iz the plan~! Now that zhey know our plan, zhey will plan around our plan, and zo we zhall in turn plan around zhe plan zhat zhey are planning around our plan!!
Doctor: Your brilliance knows no bounds!
Major: And regardless... We have one advantage that they sorely lack... ZEPPELINS!
#3:
Major: Helllo
Alucard: (laughing) HE'S STILL SO FUCKIN FAT! He's like a Nazi Louis C.K.! Wait wait no no, Jim Gaffigan! Jim Gaffigan!
#2:
Alucard: Y'ello?
Integra: What did 당신 do?
Alucard: Alright. (Alucard over the phone) But 당신 can't be mad at me.
Integra: What did 당신 do?
Alucard: Okay, first, I was minding my own business-
Integra: (Slams hand on table) BULLSHIT!!
Alucard: (Whining) I was!!!!
#1:
Alucard: It was the Nazis, wasn't it?
Sir Integra: No!
Alucard: Bet 당신 I'm right!
Sir Integra: Bet 당신 you're wrong!
Alucard: Bet 당신 you're a skank~!
Sir Integra: Bet 당신 you're an asshole!
Alucard: BITCH, I EAT PEOPLE!