Ever wondered what the mighty GemonkDruid, after a long tiring 일 of annoying her fellow Fanpoppers, circles on her TV guide with a big red, "WATCH!" written 다음 to it.

The answer is nothing, because she does not watch network TV, let alone has a TV guide. She does bootleg and watch her 가장 좋아하는 shows on the TV tho.

And what exactly does she watch? A mix of things, most definitely a few Chinese soap operas courtesy of her parents (she cannot understand most of it though), a bit of sitcoms, but the some of the real shows she really gets into are -

... What the fuck are 당신 doing on my article?...

1. How old will 당신 be in five years?
17 years old

2. Who did 당신 spend at least two hours with today?
My Mum?

3. How tall are you?
I don't really know...

4. What do 당신 look 앞으로 to most in the 다음 six weeks?
Half term and mine and my 프렌즈 birthdays!

5. What's the last movie 당신 saw?
Umm...probably Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2

6. Who was the last person 당신 called?
My Mum

7. Who was the last person to call you?
My friend Dani

8. What was the last text message 당신 received?
Some 암캐, 암 캐 who I don't even like bitching.

9. Who was the last person to leave 당신 a voicemail?
I have no idea :...

Funny 인용구 and stiff
I will only stop being your friend when a mute guy tells a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a legless guy walk on water.
Learn the rules so 당신 know how to properly break them
You have enemies? Good. That means 당신 stood up for something sometime in your life.
Those are my principals, and if 당신 don't like them...
... well i have others.
I 사랑 irony. 당신 know what's ironic? How the people who know the least about 당신 have the most to say.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
Dear McDonald's Cashier,
Stop looking at me like that. Last time i checked,...

I just have a few things to say.

I 사랑 당신 guys!

I 사랑 the Biggerstaffs so much!

You guys are the best, craziest, most awesomesauce family ever!

The Biggerstaffs will always be on top.

Every single one of 당신 is amazing and wonderful in your own way! I'm so glad 당신 are apart of my life! 당신 guys make me happy! And really, it's such a nice feeling to know that if I ever feel like I have nobody, I still have all of you. I hope 당신 all know that all of 당신 always have the Biggerstaffs!

GD, I apologize for driving 당신 to suicide! I never meant to. :D Buuut...I want to say thanks to you! 당신 were...

“I’m looking for…Wendell and Monica Wilkins.”

The man behind the hotel 책상, 데스크 looked up, his eyes watching her above his wire-rimmed glasses. A flicker of wariness filled his eyes. At first, he remained silent. She gulped, and she 질문 even being here. Is this all worth it? I’m wasting their time. They…

Her thoughts were interrupted 의해 the man’s abrupt reply: “Room 51B-fourth floor. Hallway to the left. 당신 a relative of theirs?”

Hermione breathed deeply, forcing away any tears. “Yes. Th-thank you, sir.”

The man nodded and waved her away for the 다음 person behind her....

The Little Mermaid

In the original version, the Little Mermaid feels an indescribable amount of pain every time she takes a step - due to a curse the witch put on her.
The Little Mermaid has a mother in the original - her mother is dead in the 디즈니 version.
The Captain that the mermaid falls in 사랑 with marries another woman (whom he had been in 사랑 with in the first place) - in the 디즈니 version the Little Mermaid gets the prince!
The Little Mermaid's sisters offer her a 칼, 나이프 to kill the prince so she can return to the see in the original.
The Little Mermaid dies at the end (turns into...

NOTE: If 당신 are sensitive with blatant racism against whites and Asians, then a. Why are 당신 still 프렌즈 with me? and b. stop 읽기 this article. I will not deal with people being all butthurt about this.

So 의해 now, I think 당신 all know that Asian parents get all uptight and pissed about grades. I mean, white parents, they don't care. They're like:

White kid: Mom I got an A
Mother: *golf clap* That's great honey! *proceeds to bake cookies*
White kid: Mom I got a B
Mother: *golf clap* That's great honey! *proceeds to bake cookies*
White kid: Mom...I got a C
Mother: ... That's great honey! *accidentally-on-purpose...

Hey, peeps, I decided to write my own 기사 because aparently, I have nothing 더 많이 interesting to do. So here we go.

1. Not everyone likes carnaval here.
2. Almost everybody here hates Argentinean people. Most people don't know why but they do.
3. Alligators don't walk down the street.
4. We just have two seasons: when it's raining and when it's not raining.
5. We doesn't sleep in the middle of the jungle.
6. Every Brazilian movie that suceed in other countries talk about sex and/or crime.
7. Every Brazilian song that suceed in other countries have annoying beat and the lyrics talks about being...

Not sure about all the different 팬팝 users out there? Check out this handy guide! Have a look at some of the extremes of Fanpop-dom without even having to meet users like these. Also, not trying to offend anyone with this, this is just for fun, :)

The Obsessed Fan: As guessable 의해 the name, this 팬 level of fandom goes above and beyond normal fans. They are likely to have a 아이디 that pertains to their obsession somehow. Ex: TwiEdwardLuvr, GagaMonster, Shakespeare4Life, etc. (Note: just because someone has a 아이디 pertaining to a certain fandom does not automatically classify someone...

So as 당신 all know, I grew up in America, Las Vegas to be exact, and then I moved back to my 집 nation, Australia. And during primary school, no-one was particularly curious, but high school is a whole different story. Below are some stupid 질문 I got and my reactions:

1. Were 당신 born in America?

(No, motherfucker.)

2. Were your parents from America 또는 something?

(Yeah, of course, they're definitely not Asian, I was adopted. /sarcasm.)

3. So, like, how many pairs of shoes did 당신 buy from New York?

(I've never been to motherfucking New York in my life.)

4. So like, are 당신 from the 'hood'?...

They wanna grip the cross,
Make cavities,
And just because it purely is a crime
We full-on freak the cops, that causality
And break the walls of cryogenic slime

She said come on, come on, 키스 my battery,
Come on, come on, I’ll be your android girl,
She said come on, come on, 키스 my battery,
Come on, come on and fuck this whole wide world.

Nah, this isn't gonna be an 기사 about MCR's song. This is gonna be an 기사 about the fuckery that is the school bus system. (Hence the title: Fuck The Wankers That Drive School Buses)

Now, I don't know how 당신 imagine school buses here in the Great Down Under,...

Introduction: While in Kate's room Best and I begaun to make up our own words, now us Biggerstaffs can use them claim they're real words... for we now have Zan and Best's Biggerstaff Dictionary Of Awsome Epicness And Magical Wonder!
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Giemongomous - really really big

Complasult - when someone complaments and inults 당신 at the same time

Prefectify - the act of making something perfect

Prefectanomial - the thing being prefected

Jumo - The act of dancing out a window, Water created it 의해 making a typo when typing jump.

Animeies - The plural of anime....

Everyone ships someone together. In order from lesser shipping to MOST SHIPPED OF ALL, these are mine.^^
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Peter Pan/Wendy

Say what 당신 want, cliche 또는 whatever, but I totally ship these two together. Sure, Wendy's a Mary-Sue. I don't care. The chemistry between these two is great and 당신 can't deny it.


Sarah and Jimmy

Yes, there is a pairing from EEnE that doesn't involve me that I am proud to ship. Even if I ship a pair of 6 (??IDFK??) 년 olds together, so what? Suck it....