I should probably post this on the 바순, 바 순 spot... but whatever. :P

Pros:

- It's a beautiful instrument that should be treasured.

- Also, almost no one plays it, so they're in demand in orchestras and whatnot. HIPSTER INSTRUMENT FTW.

- It's a swear word in German and Finnish and also possibly Italian.

- Sucking on the reed gives me many fond memories of being a baby. ^_^

- If 당신 put a 장갑 on 상단, 맨 위로 of the bell, and play a low B flat, the 장갑 will inflate. So freaking cool.

- 당신 can poke/hit people with it accidentally-on-purpose.

- It gives 당신 an excuse to be unladylike. In the sitting position,...

NOTE: If 당신 are sensitive with blatant racism against whites and Asians, then a. Why are 당신 still 프렌즈 with me? and b. stop 읽기 this article. I will not deal with people being all butthurt about this.

So 의해 now, I think 당신 all know that Asian parents get all uptight and pissed about grades. I mean, white parents, they don't care. They're like:

White kid: Mom I got an A
Mother: *golf clap* That's great honey! *proceeds to bake cookies*
White kid: Mom I got a B
Mother: *golf clap* That's great honey! *proceeds to bake cookies*
White kid: Mom...I got a C
Mother: ... That's great honey! *accidentally-on-purpose...

당신 guys know that, right? I don't have any special power 또는 right over the rest of you. And I thought 당신 all knew that, but lately it's seemed like maybe not all of 당신 do.
So, just to clarify: just because I'm oldest according to the 나무, 트리 doesn't mean that I'm some sort of Head Biggerstaff. There is no Head Biggerstaff. There is no one person who gets to make all decisions in a very dictator-like way; we just have to all pitch in and make the best with what we're given.
And yes, maybe lately it's been looking like I've been making decisions, but it's never been me alone, it's always me and...