FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reasons 당신 have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FRIENDS: Bail 당신 out of jail and tell 당신 what 당신 did was wrong.
BEST FRIENDS: Would sit 다음 to 당신 saying "Dang ... we messed up ... but man that was fun"
FRIENDS: Never seen 당신 cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Have a wet shoulder from your tears
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a book about 당신 with direct 인용구 from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave 당신 behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FRIENDS: Will talk meanly to the person who talks meanly about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them out.
FRIENDS: Will read this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will steal this