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We have some bad news people: while 5SOS are currently having a nice bit of down time to get ready before they start the hardcore promo for new album

, that means they aren\'t all living together and spooning each other to sleep at night like usual.

It sounds like one of their number is missing having the other 3/4 of the band around too and Ashton Irwin\'s took to the Twitter to share his thoughts on the matter.

"Haven\'t seen my band in 4eva," he said with a little sad face, which basically broke ALL hearts from here to Honolulu. That\'s just a fact.

STILL, with them all heading back down under, we\'re confident there\'s not long left for Ash to wait. But, with that in mind, it seemed only right to put together a handy fact sheet of vital info to help Ashton recognise Luke, Mikey and Calum when he is finally reunited with them.

We understand that seeing Luke with a naked face from shaving off the beard might be confusing and we wouldn\'t want him doing a slow motion run across the arrivals hall only to jump into the arms of Baz from Baulkaham Hills instead of Michael from Riverstone, would we?

May also answer to the name of: Hemmo, Hemburger and Chips, Dr Fluke

Vital statistics: As tall as five koalas standing on each other\'s shoulders. Has blonde locks and a quiff more erect than a traffic cone.

Defining features: Sometimes bearded and other times not. Recognisable by his lip ring and jaunty gait.

Fun factoid: Once spent three months living inside a penguin enclosure and communing with them on both a spiritual and metaphysical level. More evidence of that here.

Useful conversation starter: Has a passion for pressing flowers and collecting crisp packets shaped like Prince Harry.

(NOTE: Calum is the one on the left ie. the one with slightly less furry ears)

May also answer to the name of: CalPal, C-dog, Squishy

Vital statistics: About as tall as a kangaroo in platform shoes. Has black hair, a cheeky smile and enormous arm muscles.

Defining features: Generally not sighted without a vest on, occasionally wears a jaunty hat.

Not to be confused with: A great big bicep with legs

Fun factoid: Trilingual (speaks English, Nepalese and dog language)

Useful conversation starter: Ask him about the time he abandoned a girl in Namibia.

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May also answer to the name of: Mikey G-C, Gordo, Mike-Ro-Wave

Vital statistics: Taller than miniature pony but shorter than a giraffe

Defining features: Hair changes colour depending on temperature/mood, smells like a combination of fairies and the red Skittles

Not to be confused with: A unicorn / a young Brad Pitt

Useful conversation starter: Anything involving Pokemon, really.

OH ALRIGHT, we know Ashton would never ever forget the others really, we just quite like ogling them. Any excuse is fine by us.

Thoughts on all of this? Then jot \'em down on a postcard or alternatively drop us a tweet to @Sugarscape please and thanks.

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