What if 당신 heard a "meow" under your 침대 and 당신 went under and 당신 saw Alphonse Elric with cat eyes on his face?

I would get up pull him out from under my 침대 and say WTF bro why 당신 in my room and under my 침대 GTFO but first teach me alchemy

I would keep him and look after him until ed comes and picks him up

Kill him and say, "Go away."