I opened my eyes all i saw was darkness the trees at least i think that is what it is called. but then this huge light came it was amazing then i saw others who look like me but their eyes were gold the first one to talk was the man that had blond hair "well welcome to the family Alice and Jasper" the others there was one women with blond hair she stood 다음 to a huge man with dark brown hair and then there was a another over 의해 his pianio i could not see him well and then 의해 the man that talk was a women i could not see her well. then i was back to the trees and the huge light i know were i need to go and who i need to find in order for this wonderful future to come true and now i had a name as well Alice i looked around me and there was a pile of wood that was a deep black. i took a deep breath and smell 음식 i ran it felt like i was above it all that there was no ground and so i started my life
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever 당신 can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When 당신 go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what 당신 will be doing in five 분 every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. 이메일 her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever 당신 can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When 당신 go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what 당신 will be doing in five 분 every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. 이메일 her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.