Yuki and the akatsuki......NAKED..... XD

it was a normal 일 in the akatsuki. Konan was practicing origami, Deidara was blowing things up behind the base, Tobi was bugging deidara. The rest of the members were sitting watching TV. Hidan and kakuzu were in one of their arguments again. “well I don't see why I can't do rituals in our room, I deserve rights too.”hidan said angrily. “you can't because 당신 always get blood all over everything!” kakuzu snapped. “i do not!” hidan yelled back. “besides, your the one who leaves money lying everywhere.” Pein turned to hidan and kakuzu and punched them both in the head. “will...

When Itachi Loved Pickles

Itachi loved his pickles,

more than any other dared.

He ate them with pleasure everyday,

without a single care.

He crunched into them slowly,

and savored every bite.

Then drank the 사워, 사 우 어 juice,

and did so with delight.

His fingers smelled of vinegar,

his hair in disarray.

For all he ever did in life,

was eat pickles everyday.

His mouth began to turn bright green,

from his teeth unto his tongue.

His life was seeming out the door,

and then the door 벨 rang.

There stood an elderly woman,

with hair so stiff and gray.

She gave Itachi a smile and said,

"Hello sir, good day."

Itachi stared at...

“I should have been the one left in charge. I’m the 아카츠키 treasurer after all.” Itachi replied to Kakuzu, “Pein doesn’t want 당신 turning the base into a casino like last time.” Kakuzu muttered something under his breath and sat back down with the other 아카츠키 members as Itachi continued. “Anyway Konan and Pein went to a spa retreat for some… privacy.” Tobi raised his hand. “Yes Tobi?” Tobi stood up. “Why didn’t they bring Tobi? Tobi is a good boy.” Hidan chuckled. “Because Pein wanted to be a dirty boy.” Tobi pointed at himself. “Tobi can be a dirty boy.”...

“Cut it out!” Pein yelled at his 아카츠키 subordinates. Once again his meeting was interrupted 의해 Kakuzu and Hidan’s fighting as well as Deidara and Sasori debating what art was. They continued in spite of him, so Konan threw several paper bomb airplanes at them. They exploded causing them to panic, Hidan in particular. “What the f*** was that about?” “Pein was speaking and 당신 were all fighting like children on a playground!” Kisame laughed at the others getting in trouble and Itachi rolled his eyes. Sasori responded, “Well Deidara and I were just having a lively debate. Kakuzu...

“Art is an eternal beauty. It is meant to be this way so that the artist’s soul can continue to exist and bring the lessons of his life to others.” “No. Art is beauty that exists in a single moment so that the artist will have inspiration to seek even greater heights un.” Kisame looked behind him as Sasori and Deidara continued to bicker. “Art is an eternal beauty.” Suddenly Kisame made a large sweeping motion with his Samehada forcing Sasori and Deidara to jump back a few yards. “Your argument has been giving me and Itachi an ‘eternal’ headache! Do 당신 two ever stop?”...

Kakuzu’s scream echoed throughout the halls of the Akatsuki. All of the members raced to where they heard the scream and found Kakuzu on the ground lying on his side in the fetal position.
    
“What happened? Did one of the tailed beasts escape their seal?” Pein asked.
    
“Is our headquarters under attack 의해 enemy shinobi?” Konan asked.
    
“Did someone have 도넛 and wouldn’t share them?” Tobi asked.

The other members glared at Tobi for his 질문 and Deidara dragged Tobi away 의해 his ear. “No,” Kakuzu replied,...