IT'S MY DADDY! Look I've drew a picture! It's me on the potty! XD 게시됨 over a year ago

That's absurd ! YOU'RE ABSURD ! Haha 게시됨 over a year ago

Dumbledore: *phone beeps* oh! thats me! oh no, its a text from umbridge. it says: we need to talk, semi colon right parentheses. Snape: Oh i TOTALLY don't envy 당신 right now..ha a ha a ha....*phone beeps* oh! thats me! its a bbm from umbridge! it says: are 당신 with dumbledore did he get my text? oh great now you've dragged ME into this? Umbridge: did 당신 get mah text? Dumbledore: uhh yeah uuhhh...Umbridge:Well, 당신 didn't text me back. 게시됨 over a year ago

jellify! ugh! *comes back later* who knew the countercurse was just "unjellify"? 게시됨 over a year ago

hehehehehe I'm watching act 1 part 5! funny! 게시됨 over a year ago

Please 가입하기 my Joe moses 팬 club :) Thanks

link 게시됨 over a year ago

저기요 lupin want to go look at the full moon with me? haha zombie!

My 가장 좋아하는 characters are draco, lupin, snape and ron. Hilarious =) 게시됨 over a year ago

당신 have a poop nose now.
Get it off get the poo off me! 게시됨 over a year ago

사랑 this club.....who elses fave is lupin XD? 게시됨 over a year ago

i wonder what would happen if i just... broke your fingers... then 당신 wouldn't be able to play the 기타 anymore, and all of your 프렌즈 would leave 당신 alone and you'd be just like umbridge.... 'cept umbridge can kick yo ass!!! 게시됨 over a year ago

Dear Papa

I am 글쓰기 to inquire about my Hogsmeade permission form. I sent it to 당신 on the very first 일 of school and I am anxiously waiting it's return with your signature on it. But-b-but don't rush daddy. Missing out on trips like this allows me 더 많이 times to write letters to you....

Awwwww <3 Poor Draco 게시됨 over a year ago

(ginny lets go of rons hand) FREEDOM!!!!!!! 게시됨 over a year ago

다음 time I need a permission slip 또는 need to get out of an assignment I might just use the "I'm Harry Potter" excuse 게시됨 over a year ago

I'm gonna pwn this pony! 게시됨 over a year ago

I know it seems impossible,
we’ve been thrown off our track.
But if we can’t 옮기기 forward,
why shouldn’t we… 옮기기 back?
*audience gasps and fangirls* 게시됨 over a year ago

"Harry watch out that's Sirius Black"

"Take this 당신 bastard Aloha Mora!" 게시됨 over a year ago

"Guess who gets to be your new Headmaster now??!!!"

"Me?!"

"Snape?"

"No! Me! Your mama. UMBRIDGE!!" 게시됨 over a year ago

cause Im Harry Freakin Potter!!

Poor malfoy. His father doesnt 사랑 him :( 게시됨 over a year ago

My name is Draco Malfoy. I am a racist. I despise Mudbloods and gingers. I hate Gryffindor house and my parents work for the man who killed your parents do 당신 want to be my friend? 게시됨 over a year ago

didya get my text? 게시됨 over a year ago

당신 can't disapparte inside Hogwarts right?!

Right!

Right!! Dammit!! *kicks Hermione* 게시됨 over a year ago

I was watching Unwrapped on the 음식 Channel and they showed how to make Red Vines. It made my day. 게시됨 over a year ago

What did 당신 get?
Defeat....
게시됨 over a year ago

im Remus freaking.... forget it... HERMIONE CAN'T DRAW! 게시됨 over a year ago

I heard a dementor kissed her and it DIED. 게시됨 over a year ago

IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A F*CKING ELF!!! 게시됨 over a year ago

I'm Harry Freaking Potter! 게시됨 over a year ago

Who looks stupid now?!

당신 do. 게시됨 over a year ago

가장 좋아하는 way to say 'red wines' in a German accent? 게시됨 over a year ago

hermione can't draw 게시됨 over a year ago

Lucius: OMG! Umbridge, stop texting me! Umbridge: Did 당신 get mah text? 게시됨 over a year ago

Oh my God, Dumbledore? Why 당신 being such a lousy boyfriend?! 게시됨 over a year ago

초 POST! Red Vines for all of us cool people! *gives 당신 a red vine package* 게시됨 over a year ago

Red Vines: What the hell can't they do? 게시됨 over a year ago