25 ways to piss off Fang.

1). Poke him and continuously and ask if he’s goth

2) Poke him between the wings then run away screaming “I TOUCHED A GOTH KID!

3.) Dye his hair 담홍색, 핑크 while he’s asleep.

4.) Lock him in a room with bright 담홍색, 핑크 walls. (And a barf bag)

5.) Take a toy 칼, 나이프 and ask Fang if he’s 로스트 his.

6.) Tell Fang that 당신 사랑 him.

7.) Hack into his blog and change his status
update too “I 사랑 Hannah Montana.”

8.) Touch his hair (only Devin can)

9.) Give him McDonald’s chicken nuggets and tell him he’s eating his mom.

10.) When Fang appears kick his shins and say 당신 didn’t see him there.

11.) Show him a picture of bald Brittany, and ask if he would do that.

12.) Fly over him and pretend to count the number of hairs on his head

13.) Ask him if he dyed his hair 또는 if he was just born a freaky goth kid.

14) When he’s in the shower, bust in the bathroom and scream “ERASERS!”

15.) Stand in his way constantly, even in front of the bathroom door

16.) Put him on Valium, then make fun of him

17.) Handcuff Fang to Nudge and have her talk about everything she sees

18.) Ask him if Darth Vader copied him, 또는 if he copied Darth Vader.

19.) Then say “Wait, 당신 aren’t that old!”

20.) When he lands on a 나무, 트리 and becomes invisible,

21.) Practice Karate on said tree, making him move

22.) Tell him 당신 want to name your cat after him. Fang the cat.

23.) Point out he wears black a lot, just like Adam Lambert

24.) Call him bird-brain *coughs* Delta.

The thing that will really implode him is!

25.) Threaten Devin. Then watch him cuss 당신 out and try to kill you.