별, 스타 Wars Battlefront - Funny Moments #48 (Battlefront 2 (2005) Edition!)

PATRIOT SPOOF (uncensored):


CHAPTER 1:

Joining the American revolution of 1776.

Benjamin Martin, a veteran of the French and Indian war is still not yet involved in the warfare against England.

Partically due to his wife being dead, and it's up to him alone to take care of his seven childrun.

Benjamin himself was found in a barn, trying to make a rocking chair, he finally seemed to have one, but it broke.

Benjamin 로스트 his temper and threw it away in anger, revealing twenty other failed tries also, but when he saw one of his small childrun watching, he calmed himself down, probably not wanting...

For those of 당신 that own a Playstation, I'm sure 당신 know of the PS mascot Klonoa. It is an amazing franchise. However, there is a fanfic that is so poorly written, I think it is right up there on bad Creepypastas such as The Kill Waker and Jeff the Killer. That fanfic is Klonoa's Darker Side.
So, it starts with the main character giving the game to his friend to borrow. Soon after, he gets the game back. However, there is one problem with the Klonoa game. It has been cursed. Guess how this happened........ His best friend cursed the game. How? I don't fucking know. The story never explains...

King of Red Loins: And here it is, The Great 만, 베이 Isla- OH MY GOD (Sees destroyed Island)
Link: ........ 당신 sure it ain't Detroit Island
King of Red Lions: What happened
Postman: Link, I for some reason saw what happened. 당신 see a dark storm came and kick this islands ass.... Well, if island's had asses, I'm sure the storm would have kicked it. Anyway, Jabu Jabu was able to escape
Link: Wait, Jabu Jabu is still alive
Postman: Yep
Link: Who else is alive. Huh. Gorons? Zoras? Those weird things from Ikana Canyon. 당신 know what, screw it, I wont 질문 the goddamn world of this place
Postman. Well,...

Hello everyone, I am your host, Windwakerguy430, I am here to show 당신 memes from all over the internet and I shall decide if the meme is Fine 또는 Foul. Today, we will be looking at the famous entity known only as Slender Man. Now, before we can talk about Slender Man, we need to talk about the origin of how he became just a picture to one of the biggest internet celebrity. On a 포럼 known as Something Awful, a user 게시됨 a picture of a group of kids with an odd looking man in the back. The 제목 of the 사진 was known as Slender Man. Since then, he started getting 더 많이 and 더 많이 famous.
The...

Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. today, we'll be looking at bosses from the XBox Original exclusive Crimson Skies: High Road to Revenge. Crimson Skies is a game that I really like...... Okay, I should be 더 많이 specific. Crimson skies is a game where 당신 play as Nathan.... Zachary, not Nathan 드레이크, 드레이 크 from Uncharted. In Crimson Skies, 당신 play the whole game in a fighter plane around the 년 1940. Now, its a lot 더 많이 fun then 당신 think, and the bosses prove this well.
(Warning: Spoilers)

Boss: 거미 Zeppelin
The 거미 Zeppelin starts out as just an ordinary Zeppelin. Nothing special until...

Court Lobby
10:40 January 20
Wind Waker Guy- Uh. I'm real nervous. How am I going to get through this
Happy Yappy- Mr. Wind Waker Guy. I got here as fast as I could. I wanted to ask 당신 something
Wind Waker Guy- What
Happy Yappy- Can I be there on the defendant stand with you
Wind Waker Guy- What
Happy Yappy- I don't want 당신 to do this alone. Unless 당신 want to, of course
Wind Waker Guy- Well, 당신 did help me get some evidence. I guess it won't matter
Happy Yappy- OH THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!
Chuck- Wind Waker Guy. I'm glad to see you...uh... Wind Waker Guy. One of THEM is right behind you
Wind...

That night, I put my plan into action. I went to the blindspot, and went through the fence. No one noticed that I left until tomorrow morning.

Meanwhile, in the tunnels.

Pablo: *digging, but feels dirt falling on him, then looks up* Oh thank god. The roof isn't going to collapse. *Continues digging*
Volk: *Gets bag of dirt full, and gives it to Sigmund*
Sigmund: *Passes bag to Airborne*
Airborne: *Passes bag to 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *passes bag to Sacred Symphony*
Sacred Symphony: *Passes bag to Shredder*
Shredder: *Passes bag to Jade*
Jade: *Passes bag to Bartholomew*
Bartholomew:...

Song: link

Kevin: That sound, doesn't sound good.
Orion: *Knocks down a door* Run for your lives everyone!!!!
Kevin: I knew it, what happened?
Orion: I don't know.
Kevin: *Sighs*
Orion: Oh, now I remember. Parker kept beating everyone at Poker, and Gordon's angry now.
Kevin: Ah. Usually with Parker, it's the other way around.
Jerry: *Stops 다음 to Orion, and Kevin* 저기요 당신 two. What's going on?
Kevin: You're better off not knowing. Trust me, that's how bad things are.
Orion: And it doesn't even concern you, so you're lucky.
Jerry: Well anyway, I'm here to host tonight's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday...

No 더 많이 히어로즈 2 does things… differently from the first game. Gone is the overworld to explore. Gone is the unique enemies of every level. Gone is the chance to collect trading cards. And gone is fun mini-games. But hey, at least now we have some pretty cool bosses… For the most part. While No 더 많이 히어로즈 2 definitely falls behind the first No 더 많이 히어로즈 in some instances, it makes up in others, such as story, music, and even some bosses. And with the addition of fifteen bosses in the game, it makes sense that there would be some great bosses… And some stinkers too. So that is what...

당신 know, though I have been reviewing horror games for a while now, it’s been awhile since I reviewed a horror, 또는 at least, a horror-themed rail shooter. The last one being a 년 ago, and that was… Rock of the Dead. Kind of regretting my look on that game, to be honest. Which is weird, because there are a few good horror rail shooters out there. Hell, House of the Dead was made on that premise. That and bad voice acting. But hey, speaking of bad voice acting, Resident Evil is a pretty good horror game franchise. (What a shitty segway). So, when 당신 put the two together, what do 당신 get?...

Song: link

Master Sword: *Fighting with Coffee Creme over who should be the host*
Thomas: Don't tell me they're at it again.
Percy: I'm afraid so.
Master Sword: I'm the host!!
Coffee Creme: No! I am.
Sean: We're not finished with this episode yet, so I'm still hosting.
Master Sword: *Shoots lava out of his head* RAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sean: And welcome back to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm Sean from Trainz, and I'm still your host. On The Block, and Adventures of Thomas & 프렌즈 are up next.

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience:...

(A large crowd fills the stadium as the audience watches the massive wrestling ring in the center, with news helicopters flying over to get a view of the show. In the ring sets a man in a cowboy hat, with chaps revealing his thong, no shirt, and a bandana covering his mouth. At his sides are two holsters with two golden revolvers on the side. The man watches as a massive man with a red mohawk and leather jeans steps into the ring, wielding a 거리 sign with concrete on the bottom of it. As the match is about to begin, a helicopter that appears to be made of gold flies over the ring and to...

Song: link

Hawkeye: *Listening to the music* This is weird.
Carter: *Stops 다음 to Hawkeye* Why? Just because it's from thirty years after your show takes place?
Hawkeye: *Looks at Carter, and sees that he's in Union Pacific paint* When did our railroad get talking trains?
Twilight: 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash! How come 당신 got your own show?!?!
Rainbow Dash: Because I'm not you! *Flies away*
Twilight: Not me? What's wrong with me?!!?
Spike: Have 당신 seen yourself lately?
Tim: *Next to Thomas, eating popcorn* 당신 want some?
Thomas: I know I'm a talking train, but I don't think I should eat that.
Tom: *Arrives* Well,...

Song: link

Hawkeye: *Hears the song* Hm, a new song.
Captain Jefferson: Variety is good. That's why we have a new song. Get out there, and protect this town.
Tim: *Goes out with Julia, Toby, and Red*
Tom: Boo!!! *Throws a rock at Twilight*
Twilight: *Gets hit 의해 the rock* Yo! What's with 당신 man?!
Tom: *Laughing as he runs away*
James: *Stops, watching Tom run across his track* What's with him? *Clears his throat* Hello everyone, my name is James. Welcome to this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm your host, James the red, and splendid engine.
Gordon: *Stops 다음 to him*...

Song: link

Hawkeye: *Taps the back of Gordon's head*
Gordon: *Very angry* GET BACK HERE!!!!! *Runs after Hawkeye*
Master Sword: And I thought I had anger issues.
Tom: *Taps the back of Master Sword's head*
Master Sword: *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Captain Jefferson: We have too many criminals.
Percy: No, we have too many ponies. Percy The Green Engine here everyone, and this week, I'll be your host for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Our line up for this week is......

Ponies On The Rails - Rated TVMA
On The Block - Rated TV14
My...

Song: link




Song: link



Announcer: Good morning New Jersey. We hope you're having a pleasant 일 as we get some Rock N' Roll playing.

Song: link

SeanTheHedgehog & windwakerguy430 Present

Six Shooters

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
Windwakerguy430...

9 AND A HALF YEARS AGO:

Michael is one the many people standing in line at the North Yankton bank.

Michael: Man.. Where's Dr. Kevorkian when 당신 need him?

Lady: Well, if I know doctors, he's probably golfing.

Michael: (chuckles) good one.

Lady: Thanks mister.. I got 'more' jokes in 당신 want?

Michael: Maybe later.

Trevor: (arrives, holding a present box)

Michael: (polite voice to the lady from before) Excuse me for a second.. (suddenly his calm demeanour is changed to an angry one, as he fires a loaded handgun into the air) EVERYONE ON THE FUCKIN FLOOR!

Trevor: (reveals that the present box was REALLY...

#1: DANNY TAPP (Saw):
Tapp chases the villain, but is shot dead 의해 him..


#2: DETECTIVE MATT GIBSON (Saw 3D):
Clues left 의해 Hoffman lead Gibson to the observation area for Hoffman's tests of Bobby Dagen, where he is killed 의해 a remote-controlled automatic weapon placed in the room.


#3: JONAS SINGER (Saw 2):
Xavier wanted to work alone, and ordered Jonas to turn around. Not understanding why, Jonas refused and Xavier agressively moved towards Jonas, who misunderstands, and punches Xavier, starting a fight, witch Jonas wins, but due to the still spreading gas, Jonas falls into violent coughing,...

Okay, this is gonna be a real quick one, but I had to talk about it. It was too good to pass up. So, after years of trash with Resident Evil games like Resident Evil 5, Resident Evil 6, and, god forbid, Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City. Resident Evil: Revelations 1 and 2 were okay. The best Resident Evil game we even got so far was a Wii U remake of Resident Evil 4. Yeah, sadly, a remake was the best we got. People were very upset with Capcom. I mean, with scenes like this, it shows



Oh, just look at that quality. It’s so beautiful. So yeah, people got pissed off at Capcom a lot,...