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Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. today, we'll be looking at bosses from the XBox Original exclusive Crimson Skies: High Road to Revenge. Crimson Skies is a game that I really like...... Okay, I should be 더 많이 specific. Crimson skies is a game where 당신 play as Nathan.... Zachary, not Nathan 드레이크, 드레이 크 from Uncharted. In Crimson Skies, 당신 play the whole game in a fighter plane around the 년 1940. Now, its a lot 더 많이 fun then 당신 think, and the bosses prove this well.
(Warning: Spoilers)

Boss: 거미 Zeppelin
The 거미 Zeppelin starts out as just an ordinary Zeppelin. Nothing special until...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Court Lobby
10:40 January 20
Wind Waker Guy- Uh. I'm real nervous. How am I going to get through this
Happy Yappy- Mr. Wind Waker Guy. I got here as fast as I could. I wanted to ask 당신 something
Wind Waker Guy- What
Happy Yappy- Can I be there on the defendant stand with you
Wind Waker Guy- What
Happy Yappy- I don't want 당신 to do this alone. Unless 당신 want to, of course
Wind Waker Guy- Well, 당신 did help me get some evidence. I guess it won't matter
Happy Yappy- OH THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!
Chuck- Wind Waker Guy. I'm glad to see you...uh... Wind Waker Guy. One of THEM is right behind you
Wind...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Wind: (Walking down hall when a girl bumps into him) Damn it, what where you’re going
Girl: 당신 watch where you’re going
Wind: ……. Who are 당신 anyway
Girl: I am Amanda. I am the leader of the book club-
Wind: Stopped caring (Starts walking off)
Amanda: Hey, what do 당신 say we ditch class and have some fun
Wind: 당신 had me at ditch class
(Later, at a bowling alley)
Wind: So, when does the fun start
Amanda: Oh, silly. It started hours 이전
Wind: Oh… (Sarcastic) Guess I missed that part
Amanda: Hey, can I ask 당신 a favor
Wind: If I say no, will you-
Amanda: Great, I need 당신 to do something...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run 의해 thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 1: New worker

Cheyenne, July 26, 1950

Coffee Creme: *walking on platform*
Orion: Hey, are 당신 the new 불, 화재 mare?
Coffee Creme: Yes.
Orion: Alright, you're working with another 조랑말 on that passenger train. You're going to Las Pegasus. Good luck on your first day.
Coffee Creme: Thanks *walks to engine*
Hawkeye: Hi, 당신 must be my new 불, 화재 mare....
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Three guards were watching over the tired up Maggie and Glenn.

"Your ganna pay for this!" Maggie cried angrily.

"Hahaha.. What. Am gonna get my throat slide 또는 something!?" guard one cried, laughing st his own joke.

Suddenly appeared out of nowhere, grabbing the laughing guard from behind, and ironically slitting the guards throat with a large knife.

Before the 초 guard could react Rick body slammed the guard onto a 벽 and stabbed guard deep into to his hyoid area, killing him almost instantly.

The third guard reached for a 칼, 나이프 and attempted to stab Rick from behind but suddenly an axe was...
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Wind: Okay, I know 당신 guys are mad, but-
Link: Your damn right were mad
Wind: Well, that’s good to hear. But, I really need to get going and-
Tetra: Oh no. You’re not going anywhere until 당신 tell us why it took a whole fucking 월 to make another After Adventure episode.
Wind: Well, I could tell you….. but, there is some a job 당신 need to do, so bye
Link: A job, 당신 think we’ll get money for it
Tetra: I’m not sure. I guess we’ll have to check
(Some Time Later)
Link: Okay, where is the treasure. I followed that guys map
(Flashback)
Link: Hey, where is the treasure
Ho-Ho: I SPY WITH MY LITTLE...
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Link: So, what's the 다음 place we need to go to
Tetra: We need to head to Lenzo's Pictograph 샵 to help him out with his desire.
Link: Why do I give a shit about what he desires
Tetra: If we help him, he'll give us stuff
Link: 당신 had me at stuff
(Later, in Pictograph Shop)
Lenzo: (With shaky voice) Hey, young boy, I need your help
Link: As long as stuff is involved, I will
Lenzo: Listen, I'm a creeper, and I like to... take pictures of everyone in town, but, I am under house arrest, so, I need 당신 to go and take pictures of everyone.
Link: So, your telling me to help a creepy psycho 의해 taking pictures...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Rebecca: (On roof with Chuck) Okay, now, lets go over it again. Who are we looking for
Chuck: TK
Rebecca: And why are we looking for him
Chuck: To prove to the world he was the one who started the outbreak
Rebecca: Good. Now, do not forg- (One 시간 later)
Chuck: So, who are we looking for
Rebecca: I thought I told 당신 not to- (Sees helicopter) There he is
Chuck: Ah ha. I see him. We better go stop him, huh
Rebecca: What;s this we stuff. Your going to fight him, and I'm gonna watch
Chuck: Your always so helpful (Smiles)
(Later)
Chuck (In elevator with Rebecca) Get behind me (Elevator door opens to see...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Chuck: (Working on motorcycle)
Backstage Worker: Okay, Mr... uh
Chuck: The names Chuck Greene. Just like one of the 색깔 of the rainbow
Backstage: ........ Okay
Chuck: (To Katey) Okay, Katey, I'm gonna go make us some money
Katey: 당신 mean your going out to compete in a deadly game show killing hundreds of zombies in a brutal fashion, and even if 당신 get first place, 당신 will get no respect from the recurring characters in the story
Chuck: Exactly
Katey: ........ 당신 really should have become a lawyer
Chuck: Oh, Katey, don't 당신 know. Any game with a lawyer would suck
(Meanwhile)
Phoenix Wright: Fuck...
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Hello, everyone. And, I give 당신 the last of my rants, for now at least. But, for now, lets go over the third rant of things that bug me in this world.

Bed Bugs - Yet another one of God’s mistakes. Though, unlike birds, these fucking things just don’t know when to fuck off. These things have no purpose to exist other than to suck your blood and invade your home. It’s as if they’re a bunch of aliens from outer 우주 stealing your blood to use for testing… but, that’s a little too much. But, seriously, they come into your house, drink your blood, and leave the ugliest set of marks...
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posted by Canada24
Rick and Shane took an hogtied Randell with them to on thir trip that ended up taking them to an abandoned Public Works Station, 18 miles away from the the farm house.

At one point Randell admitted that he went to school with Maggie.

Shane snapped and punched him square in the nose.

"Oh, was that your nose? Cause I'm pretty sure that was your nose?" Shane mocked.

"Your crazy!" Randell cried.

"I'm not crazy! (takes out his classic pistol and points it at Randell) THIS IS CRAZY!" Shane screamed, as his eyes twitched from his growing insanity.

Rick, seeing the kids fear, insured Randell that Shane wasn't...
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Today, we will be talking about Tro------ Sorry, Tro--------- Ahem..... We'll be looking at Trolls, OH!!! So, before lets look at the Trolls history.
Back then, trolls were everywhere. However, there wasn't a picture at all of what a Troll looked like. So, when a Deviant Art user made this, it soon got famous. However, the Trollface didn't truly become famous until a comic titles Cool Face was created. Since then, this face has been the Trolls trademark.
A Troll face is usually used to show a character who gets enjoyment out of annoying others. It has been used in many Rage Comics and has even gone to us cartoon and movie characters.
Now, for the final score. The final score for Trollface is a Fail. Honestly. It's a Troll Trademark. What were 당신 guys expecting. With that I will see 당신 all 다음 time
 Joe
Joe
(Cody and Cory throw body into firepalce)
Cody: Goddamn it. How many guys did we kill
Cory: About 1574
Cody: Shit. Hey, Nick (Knocks on bathroom door) Are 당신 done yet
Nick: (Throws body into bathtub) Can't a guy get some privacy (Hums and cuts up body with knife)
Cody: (Sigh)
Alice: (Throws bodies into trash cans)
Nick: (Walks out of bathroom dragging bloody bag)

Demon: (In alley) Hmm... I need to summon my minions. Silvona. Jebodiah. Come (Fire arises)
???: Huh. Oh, Dante, good to see ya, bro
Dante: Jebodiah? Is that you
???: Well, it's Joe now, asctually
Dante: And... What is this 당신 are saying
Joe:...
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Now here is a fanfiction that is able to fuck it up, when they thought we could actually catch a fucking break. The fanfic is known as 구름, 클라우드 Mows the Lawn.
This is a fanfiction based off Final 판타지 7. And if 당신 know me, you'd know that Final 판타지 7 is one of my 가장 좋아하는 games of all time, so how could they fuck this fanfic up. Oh, trust me, you'll find out in just a minute. So, it starts with 구름, 클라우드 mowing the lawn and Tifa watching. Apparently, they married after the events of FF7, which is odd, because I thought Aries was Clouds loves interest.
So, Tifa keeps talking about 구름, 클라우드 looking...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 히어로즈 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 사과 브랜디

Now, let's begin. 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.

Rainbow Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
Rainbow Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
Rainbow Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
Rainbow Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy:...
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Hello, everyone. Now, there are a lot of enemies in video games. Some fun, some hard, some FUCKING ANNOYING (Which I already touched upon) And then there are the ones that are so pathetic, they make 당신 just say to yourself, "Why....". So, here are the 상단, 맨 위로 ten enemies I find to be the most pathetic. First, only games I play and only one per franchise. Now, lets begin

 Goomba
Goomba


#10: Goomba from Super Mario Bros. - First off is the most iconic enemy in video games, but also one of the most pathetic. Seriously, they just walk back and forth. Thats... it. That's there so called attack pattern....
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So, there is only one last Bong Chong Dong story. The last one. Will this one be better than the first, 또는 will it be just as bad as the second. Only one way to find out.
So, this story starts with the girl from the first story… 당신 know… That girl from the first story. So, she is on a bus, in what has to be the reddest tunnel in existence. I mean, seriously, why is there so much red in one tunnel. Is this some sort of Korean belief I don’t know about. I don’t know.
So, the girl falls asleep, only to wake up, to see that everyone else is asleep. Yeah, because, red is such an amazing sleeping...
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Medley: (Touching Link’s hair)
Link: Will 당신 stop that
Medley: But I can’t help it
Link: Well, 당신 better try and help it, otherwise, I’ll cut off your head
Tetra: No 당신 won’t
Link: (Angrily) No I won’t
(Later, at Forest Haven)
Link: Oh, not these annoying hippy bastards
Tetra: Oh, they can’t be that ba-
Great Deku Tree: Oh, Link, it is good to see 당신 again
Tetra: AHH
Link: Told you
Great Deku Tree: Calm down, little one, no need to wor-
Tetra: Stay the fuck away from me, 당신 creep
Great Deku Tree: Goodness you’re rude.
Link: Yeah, try having her drag 당신 around like a dog.
Great Deku Tree:...
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Well, this one has been on the chopping block for a while, and, since its October, and since this 아니메 is kind of a horror 아니메 (Thought, that's debatable) I think now is the best time to talk about the anime, Highschool of the Dead.
Now, this is the first 아니메 that has zombies in it. Now, I 사랑 anything with zombies, from games, like Left 4 Dead, Zombies Ate My Neighbors, and Dead Rising, 영화 like Shaun of the Dead, Zombieland, and Land of the Dead, and 텔레비전 shows like The Walking Dead........ Okay, so thats the only show I know that has zombies in it. But, when I heard there was...
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