(Cody and Cory throw body into firepalce)
Cody: Goddamn it. How many guys did we kill
Cory: About 1574
Cody: Shit. Hey, Nick (Knocks on bathroom door) Are 당신 done yet
Nick: (Throws body into bathtub) Can't a guy get some privacy (Hums and cuts up body with knife)
Cody: (Sigh)
Alice: (Throws bodies into trash cans)
Nick: (Walks out of bathroom dragging bloody bag)

Demon: (In alley) Hmm... I need to summon my minions. Silvona. Jebodiah. Come (Fire arises)
???: Huh. Oh, Dante, good to see ya, bro
Dante: Jebodiah? Is that you
???: Well, it's Joe now, asctually
Dante: And... What is this 당신 are saying
Joe:...

Courtroom No. 3
12: 00 p.m. June 16th

Judge: So, I believe that Mr. Mays was able to bring in the witness
Marcus: Yes, your honor. She is a little scared, so I suggest 당신 try to keep calm... Mr. Justice
Swift: *There is something about this guy... I don't know what... But I feel like... No, thats just crazy talk*
Marcus: Witness, please state your name and occupation
Jessica: I'm Jessica Jess and... Well... Lou prefers to do all the hard work
Marcus: So 당신 witnessed the murder
Jessica: ...Yes
Marcus: And, could 당신 tell us who was the killer
Lou: ...*smile*
Jessica: I-it was... It was Lou
Lou: ................WHAT!!!...

Hello, everyone, and after finally catching up with Jojo up until Jojolion, and with either an OVA 또는 Vento Aureo being animated, as well as Diamond Records being released for mobile, and with the JOJO Great Festival that occurred on Sunday, I think now is a time to make at least one 더 많이 Jojo related list. And what better list to make than a list of my 가장 좋아하는 Stands in Jojo. And this time, I’m including them all, and that includes the main characters Stands, so I’m not holding back on anything. These will all be Stands from Jojo that I 사랑 and what makes them so great, as well as a...

Mystery is something that drives us all to curiosity. Whenever there is something that we cannot truly grasp the truth of, we wish to find that truth out, we wish for it to be clear to us, rather than just remaining a mystery. It is only human for us to want the truth in a mystery, rather than try to ignore it, the thoughts of it eating away at us, only increasing our curiosity.... I mean, how else did stuff like shock 비디오 get so popular? But disgusting and horrifying fetish 비디오 aside, we're here to talk about video games as usual. Specifically, characters from video games that are just...

Some shows featured in this 기사 maybe inappropriate for anyone under 13. Viewer discretion is advised.

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Rainbow Dash: Music's on. Time to do our thing!
Pinkie Pie: Act adorable, und make our 팬 squee?
Rarity: No. Fight pointlessly to see who shall be the hostess for this show! *Fighting with 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, and Pinkie Pie*
Sean: *Stops with a passenger train* It doesn't matter who will win that fight, because I'm the host again. I'm Sean from Trainz, and here is our schedule for tonight.

8:00 PM

My Little Pornstar - Series Finale
The Adventures Of 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash - Series Finale

8:30 PM

On...

Now here is a fanfiction that is able to fuck it up, when they thought we could actually catch a fucking break. The fanfic is known as 구름, 클라우드 Mows the Lawn.
This is a fanfiction based off Final 판타지 7. And if 당신 know me, you'd know that Final 판타지 7 is one of my 가장 좋아하는 games of all time, so how could they fuck this fanfic up. Oh, trust me, you'll find out in just a minute. So, it starts with 구름, 클라우드 mowing the lawn and Tifa watching. Apparently, they married after the events of FF7, which is odd, because I thought Aries was Clouds loves interest.
So, Tifa keeps talking about 구름, 클라우드 looking...

So Marc Ecko, fashion designer, entrepreneur and a lot of other things that I do not know. I am not familiar with this man, and I’ve never seen any of his works. But I am familiar with his one time video game directorial debut. Wanting to create a game all about hip hop and graffiti, Marc Ecko’s Getting Up: Content’s Under Pressure was born. The game was published 의해 Atari, the kings of the bargain bin, and developed 의해 The Collective, responsible for creating a lot of licensed games before merging with Shiny Entertainment to become Double Helix Games, which would later go on to be bought...

So about a 년 ago, I was chilling out back, relaxin’ all cool, watching a video 의해 Matt McMuscles on 유튜브 about a little Squaresoft game called The Bouncer. I remember watching it but the only thing I came away with was, “Wait a second.... Dog 거리 is the name of the clothes on that one kid in Kingdom Hearts!”. About a 년 later, I heard of the game again and thought, “Well, I’m into weird PS2 games. May as well give it a try.” Thankfully, despite being a hard to find game, it was pretty cheap to get. It was a game released around the start of the PS2 and was going to be...

So back when I was talking about Saints Row IV, I mentioned that I prefer the 글쓰기 of GTA 더 많이 than the 글쓰기 of the Saints Row games, but because of the gameplay and the sheer madness 당신 get from the franchise, I was 더 많이 fond of the Saints Row games. And no game speaks massive volumes of unadulterated fun than Saints Row 2
Being a sequel to a game I did not originally play first, 당신 play as a member of the fallen Third 거리 Saints gang, who fell apart a few years later due to much 더 많이 powerful gangs getting involved and the company Ultor cracking down on gangs. So, after escaping...

So remember that time Bioware wasn’t making shit like Anthem, and wasn’t constantly getting flack 의해 everyone for making a god awful piece of shit that was unfun and ruined your consoles and they weren’t on the brink of death every time EA did something stupid?.... So yeah, let’s talk about Dragon Age: Origins
You play as either a noble human, a noble 또는 peasant Dwarf 또는 a peasant 또는 tribal Elf. Due to circumstances in either story, 당신 end up joining the Wardens, a group of soldiers that are able to fight the monsters of this land, the Darkspawn. But due to a traitor among the...

I want to be very clear, and very understanding when I say that I am not very supportive of criminal organizations like the mafia. That being said, Yakuza Kiwami is the fucking shit!
I never played the original Yakuza game, and while I never judge a book 의해 its cover, the voice 연기 is… pretty terrible. Regardless, I ended up playing the remake version known as Kiwami, and I’m happier for it. The game follows Yakuza member Kiryu Kazuma as he takes the fall for the murder of the head of the yakuza, while his friend Nishkiyama ends up becoming evil, there’s an underground hobo community,...

#200: Beginner Race (Marble Madness)
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#199: Peril (Halo 2)
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#198: Dart’s Theme (Legend of Dragoon)
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#197: The Wind is Calling (Xenogears)
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#196: Into the Wilderness (Wild Arms)
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#195: Gangster TV (Gex 3: Deep Cover Gecko)
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#194: Go Straight (Streets of Rage)
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#193: Staff Roll (Super Mario Land 2: Six Golden Coins)
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#192: Boss Theme (Rocket Knight Adventures)
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#191: 요람, 크래들 (Goldeneye 007)
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#190: Radical Highway Classic (Sonic Generations 3DS)
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#189: Mute City (F-Zero)
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#188: Conclusion (Guilty Gear)
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#187: N. Sanity 바닷가, 비치 (Crash Bandicoot)
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#186: Soviet Connection...

(hey everyone now I was recently inspired to make a list because of WWGuy430 and Deathding's awesome Thanksgiving list so I decided to make this. hope 당신 enjoy and sorry for any unprofessionalism. lol)

10-Roxas from Kingdom Hearrts 358/2 days

So I just finished playing K-Hearts 358/2 days and i really found myself attached to the main character roxas. he has a cool design, is great at fighting, and who doesn't think the keyblade looks cool?

Just wish they gave him 더 많이 personality. XD

9-Kirby from Kirby LOL

i think deathding said it best when he described in the 상단, 맨 위로 10 Hungriest Video Game Characters...

당신 know what I can’t fucking stand? All these Jeff the Killer ripoffs. Jane the Killer, Nina the Killer, Jenn the Killer, Jenny the Killer. Killer this. Killer that. ARE 당신 FUCKING KIDDING?! What is it with the emotional teenage girls liking this pathetic little 암캐, 암 캐 of a serial killer. He’s not even attractive, unless 당신 find someone who just got done tounging a weedwhacker attractive. And his story is fucking awful, so why do people like this pale little shit so much to the point where there are ripoffs. And no, the ripoffs are just as bad. A perfect example is this one I am reading...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 히어로즈 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 사과 브랜디

Now, let's begin. 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.

Rainbow Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
Rainbow Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
Rainbow Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
Rainbow Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy:...

Hello, everyone. Now, there are a lot of enemies in video games. Some fun, some hard, some FUCKING ANNOYING (Which I already touched upon) And then there are the ones that are so pathetic, they make 당신 just say to yourself, "Why....". So, here are the 상단, 맨 위로 ten enemies I find to be the most pathetic. First, only games I play and only one per franchise. Now, lets begin



#10: Goomba from Super Mario Bros. - First off is the most iconic enemy in video games, but also one of the most pathetic. Seriously, they just walk back and forth. Thats... it. That's there so called attack pattern....

So, there is only one last Bong Chong Dong story. The last one. Will this one be better than the first, 또는 will it be just as bad as the second. Only one way to find out.
So, this story starts with the girl from the first story… 당신 know… That girl from the first story. So, she is on a bus, in what has to be the reddest tunnel in existence. I mean, seriously, why is there so much red in one tunnel. Is this some sort of Korean belief I don’t know about. I don’t know.
So, the girl falls asleep, only to wake up, to see that everyone else is asleep. Yeah, because, red is such an amazing sleeping...

Medley: (Touching Link’s hair)
Link: Will 당신 stop that
Medley: But I can’t help it
Link: Well, 당신 better try and help it, otherwise, I’ll cut off your head
Tetra: No 당신 won’t
Link: (Angrily) No I won’t
(Later, at Forest Haven)
Link: Oh, not these annoying hippy bastards
Tetra: Oh, they can’t be that ba-
Great Deku Tree: Oh, Link, it is good to see 당신 again
Tetra: AHH
Link: Told you
Great Deku Tree: Calm down, little one, no need to wor-
Tetra: Stay the fuck away from me, 당신 creep
Great Deku Tree: Goodness you’re rude.
Link: Yeah, try having her drag 당신 around like a dog.
Great Deku Tree:...