So, Halo 2 was a pretty good game, I don’t think anyone will deny that. But I always realized something. There was a two at the end. So where could I find a copy of the first one. Every retailer I went to as a kid had Halo 2 everywhere, but little copies of Halo 1. And then, one day, I finally got my hands on it. And it was even better (In some ways).
I think the reason I liked Halo 1 better than Halo 2, despite Halo 2 clearly being a step up, both graphic wise and variety wise, was just how mysterious and mystical Halo 1 felt in a way. The game opens up with Master Chief being woken...

Another movie changed up this week and this one isn’t technically a cult film. Boy, now the schedule is useless and the name of Cultober is useless. That being said, who wants to talk about Halloween, a franchise that hasn’t had a good movie since the first one forty years ago. Well, low and behold, we may have gotten something great. After years of bad sequel after bad sequel, could 2018’s 할로윈 finally be the film we’ve been waiting for? Let’s find out. Also, this is a spoiler free review, so don’t worry.



The film takes place forty years after the events of the first...

*Mikey was finishing up at the bar. He was cleaning the glasses, his eyes on his reflection. Though he kept a perfect facade of a friendly and charismatic man, he wasn’t sure what he was anymore. His eyes were locked onto the single wine glass he was cleaning, until he was brought back to reality with the sound of the familiar voice again. He turned toward the voice, and sure enough, it was Sally again.*
Sally: Hey, Mike. Busy as usual, I see
Mikey: Yeah. Just about done for the night
Sally: Is that so?
Mikey: Yeah. I was going to head on out after this
Sally: Hey, if 당신 aren’t too busy, maybe...

~Story~

In 3045, humanity has been enslaved 의해 a The Master Race, a race of chrome robots that are powered from the knowledge of humanity's smartest humans. Humans who were deemed as “Rotten” to the Master Race, they were sent to work in constructing God’s Eye, a large compound above Earth where other members of the Master Race from across the globe can meet from this one structure that is connected to every country in the world. The smarter humans known as “Source” are placed into small chambers where they are put to sleep and imagine themselves in a world before the Master Race came...

Oh, man, this is is gonna kill me. Yep, everyone, its another fanfic. A Napoleon Dynamite one. Now, I have not seen the movie, so I don’t know who 또는 what the characters and setting is, but 당신 don’t have to watch the movie to know this fanfic is crap. But, enough with me talking. Lets read Napoleon Dynamite 4: Napoleon is Dead…. WHAT HAPPENED TO NAPOLEON DYNAMITE’S ONE THROUGH THREE!?
So, it starts with Napoleon and Pedro walking to school. Pedro tells Napoleon that he has to run away and runs away… And like that, all sense this story could have made was thrown out the fucking window....

당신 know, one of these days, Adventure Time, and Regular Show, the only 만화 on cartoon network I can stand, will be run out of ideas and be cancelled one day. However, one show that will never ever get cancelled, and will be there to laugh in our faces when those shows are cancelled, is the Cartoon Network abomination, Johnny Test.
Now, this show started out on the WB Kids channel, but, then, after it shut down, all of there shows went into some sort of 텔레비전 limbo. And, guess what, Johnny Test was the only show saved 의해 Cartoon Network, even though there were , I don't know, MUCH...

Now, people have been talking about the 크리피파스타 called the Tails Doll, which is a doll of Tails from the game Sonic R, and if 당신 play the game, Tails Doll will come and kill you. Now, I think its time I tell 당신 all that this story sucks. Or, 더 많이 importantly, the story in which it came from, titles Tails Doll: My Story.
So, the story starts where a kid badly wants to play Sonic R, and we reach our first problem. Someone wants to play Sonic R, one of the worst Sonic games ever made, if not the worst. Hell, Screwattack said it was worse then Sonic Free Riders, Sonic Labyrinth, and even Sonic...

Oh look, its Jeff the Killer. Jeff the Killer. Jeff the motherfucking Killer. Yeah, well fuc 당신 당신 overrated prick. 당신 suck.
Incase no one noticed, I fucking hate the Jeff the Killer story. I do. I really do. And why. Well, its a fucking disaster, that's why. It is poorly written, and there was no effort put into it at all. Lets start with that Jeff's brother gets arrested for defending himself. And the court instantly finds him guilty. What kind of fucking trial is that. The court system in Phoenix Wright are better then this fucking place.
Also, when Jeff gets set on fire, I'd like to point...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 히어로즈 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 사과 브랜디

Now, let's begin. Spike was helping Twilight train with her magic.

Spike: Come on Twilight, 당신 can do it.
Twilight: Man, shut the fuck up, and stand still. *Uses magic to give Spike a mustache*
Spike: *Looks at himself in a mirror* This is awesome. Now I can ask Applebloom out.
Twilight: Wait, I thought 당신 liked Rarity....

Vroom in the Night Sky is considered 의해 many to be the worst game on the 닌텐도 Switch, let alone one of the worst games ever. Developed 의해 Poisoft, a studio that clearly doesn’t speak English, Vroom in the Night Sky was once a Wii U exclusive, but was able to crawl it’s way out of the bargain bin console and onto your 닌텐도 Switch. I want 당신 to let that sink in. Trash like Vroom in the Night Sky was able to survive the Wii U and yet Wonderful 101 remains trapped on there. This was the game that was considered better than Vroom in the Night Sky. May god forgive us all.



So from...

Well, this is a first of many, I feel. Fray, a game 의해 the studio Brain Candy, an indie team that had passion for this game, this online multiplayer that anyone could get into. Fray was a game set in 2098 in a cyberpunk setting, 당신 play as one of three giant corporations that want complete control over the Earth’s virtual communication system, and hire four soldiers to take out the other companies. Cyberpunk settings were always some of my favorite, so I was interesting in playing this game. So how is it? Well… It’s nothing. 당신 can buy this game off Steam right now, but I wouldn’t...

Willy Wonka and the 초콜릿 Factory was one of my 가장 좋아하는 films as a kid. A classic film starring Gene Wilder filled with adventure and whimsy… We’re not talking about that one. The Tim 버튼, burton remake, Charlie and the 초콜릿 Factory, which felt 더 많이 drab but at least the visuals were nice… also not what we’re talking about, technically. The video game, Charlie and the 초콜릿 Factory for PS2, published 의해 Warner Bros. Interactive, who now own the Mortal Kombat license. Weird, mentioning Mortal Kombat in each 기사 thus far. The game was developed 의해 High Voltage Software, who...

So Metal Gear Solid 2 was a lot of fun, and I only have brief memories of playing the original Metal Gear Solid on PS1… And I never played Metal Gear Solid 4. So that must mean we are limited to one other Metal Gear Solid game. One that has, not Snake, but someone else. That’s right, it’s Metal Gear Solid V: Phan- Okay, even I can’t run that joke into the ground. No, seriously, though, it’s Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
Metal Gear Solid 3 takes place in the 1960s, the Cold War is just heating up, and the American hero known as The Boss has betrayed the American people and joined...

So I was pretty big into the RPG genre when I started to hear about the Shin Megami Tensei games. And when I hear people talk about it, a lot of snobs tell me to go for Nocturne, but some people recommend I try out Persona. I heard about it, and I also heard about some things about it, and I decided to start off with what was considered the most popular, Persona 4. And I loved it!
Persona 4 follows Yu Narukami, the only protagonist so far with a consistent name, as he arrives at the small town of Inaba to stay for a 년 while his parents are on a business trip. He goes about a normal...

So he’s an odd thing to just say out of the blue. Silent 언덕, 힐 2, in regards to writing, is a far better game than Resident Evil 4. In almost every single way, Silent 언덕, 힐 2 is the superior horror game. But, on a gameplay perspective, on a replayable perspective, Resident Evil 4 is the better game. And it is a game I remember playing when I was a little kid, and found far less scary than the Remake, so I was able to enjoy it far 더 많이 at that age. So let’s talk about it, shall we?
Resident Evil 4 followed Leon S. Kennedy, a strapping young man who has gotten his first job as the president’s...

So back when I was talking about Bloodborne on this list, I mentioned how there was one game 의해 FromSoftware that just couldn’t beat this one, and unless you’ve been living under a rock for the passed ten years, then 당신 will know that game is Dark Souls, the first one, of course.
Dark Souls is set in the medieval kingdom of Lordran, and 당신 play as the Chosen Undead, one of the many who have been sent to this dying land in a world where people cannot die. Your goal is to collect the souls of the four ancient lords who ruled this land and use them to either rekindle the First Flame...

So, Persona 3 was a good game, and then Persona 4 came out and it was even better, and then we all wondered what sort of thing Persona 5 would be. And then we had to wait… for a long time. And I mean a looooooooooooooooooooooong time. But boy, let me tell you, when it finally came to grace the west, we were not expecting something like this, and we loved every 초 of it.
Persona 5 follows Ren Amamiya 피자 파스타 Mama Mia, 또는 as 팬 prefer to call him, Akira, as he is sent to live with his guardian in Tokyo after being blamed for assaulting the Prime Minister, and is forced to experience...