(Light appears from ocean)
King of Red Lions: Here it is, the portal to the sacred realm
Link: Are 당신 sure it isn't hell
King of Red Lions: Of course not..... Except for the fact that this sacred realm only has Dubstep. I hate dubstep. But, it does hold the sacred saber, so head to get the sacred saber stuck in the sacred plinth in the sacred realm
Link: What makes this place so sacred, exactly
King of Red Lions: I......... Don't know. Just go and get the sword
Link: Fine
(Link and King of Red Lions go into ocean)
(Link and King of Red Lions rise from ocean)
King of Red Lions: There, are 당신 okay Link
Link: (Coughs) What the fuck. Why the hell would they make someone go through the fucking water like that
King of Red Lions: Well, we already used time travel to death, so this was all that was left.
Link: Great, so where is this sword
King of Red Lions: Its right in there
Link: Good. I'll be right back
(Later)
Monsters: (Attack Link)
Link: Oh, goddamn it
King of Red Lions: (Hums to self)
Link: (Kills all monsters) This fucking sword better be worth it (Picks up Master Sword) Wow. This thing feels so light in my hand, and it feels warm like the sun........ Okay, I'm bored. Lets kill some stuff with it (Stabs monsters)
King of Red Lions: 32 bottles of 맥주 on the wall. 32 bottles of beer......
Link: (Gets in boat)
King of Red Lions: You'll be right back
Link: Shut up. I had a lot of monsters to fight
King of Red Lions: Never mind. Lets just go to the Forsaken Fortress
Link: Great. I got a few words for that stupid guard
TO BE CONTINUED
King of Red Lions: Here it is, the portal to the sacred realm
Link: Are 당신 sure it isn't hell
King of Red Lions: Of course not..... Except for the fact that this sacred realm only has Dubstep. I hate dubstep. But, it does hold the sacred saber, so head to get the sacred saber stuck in the sacred plinth in the sacred realm
Link: What makes this place so sacred, exactly
King of Red Lions: I......... Don't know. Just go and get the sword
Link: Fine
(Link and King of Red Lions go into ocean)
(Link and King of Red Lions rise from ocean)
King of Red Lions: There, are 당신 okay Link
Link: (Coughs) What the fuck. Why the hell would they make someone go through the fucking water like that
King of Red Lions: Well, we already used time travel to death, so this was all that was left.
Link: Great, so where is this sword
King of Red Lions: Its right in there
Link: Good. I'll be right back
(Later)
Monsters: (Attack Link)
Link: Oh, goddamn it
King of Red Lions: (Hums to self)
Link: (Kills all monsters) This fucking sword better be worth it (Picks up Master Sword) Wow. This thing feels so light in my hand, and it feels warm like the sun........ Okay, I'm bored. Lets kill some stuff with it (Stabs monsters)
King of Red Lions: 32 bottles of 맥주 on the wall. 32 bottles of beer......
Link: (Gets in boat)
King of Red Lions: You'll be right back
Link: Shut up. I had a lot of monsters to fight
King of Red Lions: Never mind. Lets just go to the Forsaken Fortress
Link: Great. I got a few words for that stupid guard
TO BE CONTINUED
Unpa Lunpa doom-pa-de-do
I’ve got a perfect order for you
Unpa Lunpa Doom-pa-de-dee
If 당신 wish to live, you’ll listen to me
What can we do when our labor camps full
Unable to get children to produce our wool
Insurance Fraud is our get-rich-quick scheme
Scaring the people so I may haunt their dreams
The nuclear threats also make me glee
Unpa Lunpa Doom-pa-de-dong
If 당신 follow my laws, 당신 will live long
당신 will be in daddy’s graces too
Like I, Unpa Lunpa, doom-pa-dee-do
I’ve got a perfect order for you
Unpa Lunpa Doom-pa-de-dee
If 당신 wish to live, you’ll listen to me
What can we do when our labor camps full
Unable to get children to produce our wool
Insurance Fraud is our get-rich-quick scheme
Scaring the people so I may haunt their dreams
The nuclear threats also make me glee
Unpa Lunpa Doom-pa-de-dong
If 당신 follow my laws, 당신 will live long
당신 will be in daddy’s graces too
Like I, Unpa Lunpa, doom-pa-dee-do