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Corner of Horror - Episode 51 - Evil Dead (Day 21 of October Movie Marathon)

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Back when making low budget 영화 wasn’t the easiest thing in the world, there was a man 의해 the name of Sam Raimi, who made a couple of short films, but nothing too special. However, after getting a budget of just over just under four hundred thousand, and a studio crew, he started to work on one of his first movies. Who would have thought that his first movie would be his best movie and one of my 가장 좋아하는 영화 of all time. That movie is The Evil Dead

Evil Dead follows a group of five college students, Ash, his girlfriend Linda, his sister Cheryl, friend Scotty, and Scotty’s girlfriend...

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My list of JonTron 인용구

posted by Canada24

#1: TITANIC:
Jon: What sorrow, I feel for these characters.. Red haired lady.. Old ladies.. Currently DROWNING human.. And 101 don-..
One hundred and what!?.. One hundred and what now!?…. (camera zooms in on the dog) BONGO!? IS THAT YOU!?

#2: ARE 당신 AFRIED OF THE DARK:
Man in movie: (two the little kids he locked in his house) Just answer this riddle. Than I'll let 당신 go free.
Jon:TWO KIDS ARE GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!

#3: GOOSEBUMPS:
Jerry: Oh man, 당신 and your dumb hobbies!
JonTron: Yeah, fuck 당신 for being interested in things, 당신 stupid bitch!

#4: TITANIC:
Jon: Wait, it's just a legend?...

The Toy Story of Bud Light and Sheriff Woow

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Villains From My Original Stories

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Anderson White from Detective Smith
A man who was once a detective, working on the White 장갑 Case, a large murder case involving the deaths of eleven people, including Smith’s mentor, Detective Osborne, caused 의해 the White 장갑 Killer. He was soon found out to be the White 장갑 Killer, and the court deemed him as insane and placed him in an asylum. Even though he was found to be the killer, no one would know that he really wasn’t insane at all, and only killed because he loved it, claiming that he truly one in the end against Smith, causing Smith to feel 로스트 without his mentors help...

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What's Your Take - 기사 259 - Metroid DIE School

posted by windwakerguy430

………….. 예수님 Christ, people. I mean, 예수님 FUCKING CHRIST! I think we may have found one of the most god awful fanfics ever. Trust me, it’s bad…. It’s really bad… It’s really FUCKING bad! It is an eight chapter Metroid fanfic, known simply as Metroid…. High School….. We haven’t even gotten into the fanfic, and I am already showing 당신 all how this is a mistake.
So, we start off this abomination with the author telling us that the Big Dance, 또는 rather, the Baig Dance, was in three days, and Ridley decided to ask Samus…. 당신 know, Samus? The bounty hunter whose parents...

My Little Pornstar Episode 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 히어로즈 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 사과 브랜디

Now, let's begin. Twilight was walking down the 거리 with Spike while Pinkie Pie was wearing an umbrella on her head.

Twilight: Man, this sucks. First my car gets eaten 의해 parasprites, and now 당신 want me to buy 당신 a shitload of fucking ice cream!
Spike: Twilight, why are 당신 in a bad mood? 크리스마스 is coming soon....

Windwakerguy430's 상단, 맨 위로 Ten Worst Movie Endings

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There are a lot of 영화 out there. And a lot of 영화 have a lot of awesome endings that are really well made. But then, there are THOSE endings. Those endings that just come up and say, “Hey, thanks for watching the movie and paying us $20, asshole. No refunds”. Now, these are movie endings that I find to be awful, so, you’re idea of an awful ending might be different than my idea of an awful ending. Also, these have to be from 영화 that only I have seen. Another thing is that this ending does not reflect on my 사무용 겉옷, 전반적인 thought on the movie. The movie could be great and still have...

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Windwakerguy430's 상단, 맨 위로 Ten Most Hated Movie Cliches

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Now, everyone loves movies. They have been around since the 1920’s and they have even brought us all some amazing films… BUT, there are things in 영화 that just plain piss me off. So, I present to 당신 all my list for the 상단, 맨 위로 Ten Worst Movie Cliches… In my opinion.

#10: Shaking Camera AND 360 Turn - This one is a tie between two cliches that are pretty similar. The Shaking Camera is when the camera shakes like crazy, and can’t keep still for 더 많이 than two seconds. I feel like I’m gonna get sick just looking at it. It’s camera movement like this that made me not like the Blair Witch...

29 Bosses in Dead Rising

posted by windwakerguy430

Now, lets think back to a common time. Back when Capcom didn’t fucking suck. Yes, believe it 또는 not, Capcom was one of the best video game companies around, with games like Megaman, 거리 Fighter, Resident Evil, Streets of Rage, Ghosts and Goblins, and Phoenix Wright. But, in the 년 2006, Capcom released a new franchise called Dead Rising. It allowed 당신 to fight off hundreds of zombies with amazing, and ridiculous weapons. It was gory, it was violent, it was cruel… and it was fucking awesome. Then, Dead Rising 2 came out, and when I played it, my mind was blown. The game was even better...

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Windwakerguy430's 상단, 맨 위로 Ten Overrated 아니메 (AKA, Windwakerguy430's Death Sentence)

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Hello, everyone, and welcome to Windwakerguy430's Death Sentence- I mean, 상단, 맨 위로 Ten Overrated 아니메 of All Time. Now, let me get one thing clear. When I say overrated, I don't hate it. I just feel it gets 더 많이 praise then it deserves. Unless I say point blank that I hate it, then I hate it. Okay. Then, lets start the list

10: Pokemon - Now, this one really hurts me to put on the list, and unlike the other ones that hurts to put on this list, this is probably the most painful, as Pokemon is my most 가장 좋아하는 아니메 of all time. I 사랑 this anime. It has some good comedy and the characters are wonderful...

Windwakerguy430's 상단, 맨 위로 Five 가장 좋아하는 Sidequests in Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask

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Now, if 당신 know me, 당신 would know that my 가장 좋아하는 game of all time is Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker. Just look at my name. It should be obvious. But, my 초 가장 좋아하는 Zelda game is Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. What this game does better then Wind Waker is its sidequests. Yeah, sorry, Wind Waker, but not every game is perfect. 당신 kinda lack good sidequests. I guess 닌텐도 used up all their ideas for Majora's Mask. So, I will tell 당신 all the 상단, 맨 위로 Five best sidequests in Majora's Mask. First off, no sidequests that give 당신 items that are mandatory to beat the game. So, none of those...

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What's Your Take - 기사 98 - A Haunting Most MariNO

posted by windwakerguy430

저기요 everyone. Remember my review of Half Life: Full Life Consequences and how it was so poorly written that it was funny. Well, there is another fanfic just like it. It is known as A Haunting Most Mario.
So, it starts with the guy buying the Mario game and an NES. Once he starts playing it, weird things start happen. However, it becomes very cliched, especially for those who have read cursed game creepypastas. But, sometimes, it gets really stupid. Such dumb 인용구 are "Welcome to Hell World" 또는 "Deathworld, World 6-6-6". But, one of the dumbest is the well known quote "YOU CAN'T RUN FROM THE...

What's Your Take - 기사 67 - Feeble 3 (Collab with Button Mash)

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windwakerguy430 - Hey, I'm Windwakerguy430, am joining me in my review is Button Mash. That's right, I'm actually reviewing something with someone else. And today, were reviewing Fable 3.
Now, I always loved Fable. I have played almost every game. But Fable 3 is such a terrible game. One of the worst things was the Sanctuary. I admit, it was unique. Sadly, unique isn't good, and so is the same with the Sanctuary. It gets real boring to have to pause, wait for it to load, go to a room, walk to the item, pick up the item, and leave. Good God it's boring

Button Mash - -Story-
Fuck the spoilers;...

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What's Your Take - 기사 51 - WHYire Challenge

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Well, after a long break, its good to be back with some new reviews. Now, sadly, we get to start of my 51st review with one of the dumbest things ever. Its called the 불, 화재 Challenge.
Wow. I mean wow. I thought it wasn't possible for people to get dumber. There's the Condom Challenge, where 당신 put a condom in your nose and pull it out your mouth and hope 당신 don't suffocate, then there's the Cinnamon Challenge where 당신 eat cinammon and try not to choke. But, people could get dumber. Here it is, the 불, 화재 challenge, where 당신 set yourself on 불, 화재 for no goddamn reason. What the hell, what is wrong with this world. Are people really this stupid that they actually set themselves on fire. Apperently they do. Its even been shown on the news, for gods sake.
Well, that's all I got. This is a stupid trend that makes me wonder why the help some people have the internet. But, hey' that's only my opinion. What's Your Take

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What's Your Take - 기사 43 - GTA 4 VS GTA 5

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I'm going to say something that will probably piss 당신 all off so much that 당신 may hate me for it, so 당신 should probably leave... Seriously, its bad... This is your last chance... Okay, but I warned you... I prefer Grand Theft Auto 4 over Grand Theft Auto 5... I feel everyone making hate 코멘트 already.
Now, I don't hate GTA5, in fact, I think its one of the best games of this generation, but, compared to GTA4, it could be better. Now, lets see why I like GTA4. Well, I like this a little 더 많이 due to its story. It was a little 더 많이 (Okay, a lot more) serious then GTA5. This was mainly due...

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Welcome to Clearwater - The College

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Wind: (Sits on a plane, as he see’s people watching nothing but romantic comedies on the plane)

Wind: (Sits on a bus, as he hears people constantly looking around, playing Chokaman Move.

Wind: (Walks down the sidewalk, seeing the streets lined with protesters against Ronald Dump victory in the election)

Wind: (Walks onto the campus of Clearwater University) Oh boy, not even on campus yet, and I already feel like this place is gonna be just like Eastwood. At least I’ll feel right at home

College Administrator: You’ve got what it takes, kid. You’ve got talent, determination, and lots of guts....

Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Episode 1 Part 2/2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

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Saten Twist: Who wants to take a look at my new chain saw?
Tim: *Points his gun at Saten Twist* Sir, put the chain saw down.
Saten Twist: What for?
Tim: 당신 killed four other ponies with it.
Orion: I can't go one 분 without being interrupted.
Tim & Saten Twist: Sorry.
Tim: *Arrests Saten Twist*
Orion: Our final two shows for the night are...

On The Block - Rated TV-PG13
Gran Turismo - Rated TV-PG

Orion: Enjoy.

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 프렌즈 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*...

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Wind's Video Game Stories

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Sonic: Huh… I wonder what this speed boost does (Steps on the boost and is launched down the street) Wow! I can go extra fast! Hmmm.
(1 시간 Later)
Sonic: (Sets up an entire set of speed boosts) Alright, let’s go (Steps on the speed boosts and runs super fast, but soon ends up running too fast) (Sonic runs down the street)
Tails: Hey, So- (Sonic runs past him, tearing off Tails’s flesh and leaving his bones)
Sonic: (Runs down the street, destroying vehicles and buildings) (Sonic runs around the entire world multiple times in seconds, destroying cities and killing millions) (Sonic finally...

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What's Your Take - 기사 284 - Under-HAIL

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For those of 당신 wondering what I think the greatest game of 2015 was, since everyone on the planet seems to be talking about it, I would have to say that the best game of that 년 had to be the groundbreaking masterpiece….. Alone in the Dark: Illumination. Oh, and Undertale was a great game to. So, since I obviously can’t review Illumination, we will just have to go with Undertale, as requested 의해 Alinah_09. So, let us not waste anymore time (Then again, you’re 읽기 a review 의해 me)
Undertale is a game created 의해 Toby Fox, who also worked on….. Uh….. All I know is that he worked...

Original Story: Neon City

posted by windwakerguy430

~Story~

In 2275, Earth has become known as the NightLight Planet, as Amethyst City’s thousands of neon signs makes the city extremely bright, making it almost as bright as the sun. This became a beacon for other races on other planets to find Earth and see it’s culture and people. This soon lead to the discovery of alien life on other planets, and it was soon revealed that aliens behave like humans do, with well paying jobs, a perfect economy, a justice system, and similar reproduction methods. However, like humans, some aliens were involved in gang violence, robbery, trafficking, and assassinations....