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So, Halo 2 was a pretty good game, I don’t think anyone will deny that. But I always realized something. There was a two at the end. So where could I find a copy of the first one. Every retailer I went to as a kid had Halo 2 everywhere, but little copies of Halo 1. And then, one day, I finally got my hands on it. And it was even better (In some ways).
I think the reason I liked Halo 1 better than Halo 2, despite Halo 2 clearly being a step up, both graphic wise and variety wise, was just how mysterious and mystical Halo 1 felt in a way. The game opens up with Master Chief being woken up from sleep, then the ship gets attacked 의해 the Covenant, than before long, he’s going through vast open forests with giant monoliths, mountain ranges in the dark, swamps, and all sorts of places. I guess the level variety here was 더 많이 interesting to me than say Halo 2 with dilapidated ruins and science fiction structure. I remember being amazed 의해 the vast landscape of the level after leaving the ship, feeling intimidated when entering the Covenant spaceship, feeling horrified when entering the swamp with the Flood, feeling like I wanted to rip out 343’s fucking eyeball when we got to the terrible 도서관, 라이브러리 level that goes on and on and on. The game just made me feel so small when looking at the sky and seeing the many different planets, and of course, the giant ring known as Halo in the games lore. It was so much fun to just look into this game. Everything felt like a mystery to me that I needed to solve. I even ask my friends, one of which is a huge Halo fan, and we discussed this game for hours. Maybe it was the experience of learning and understanding the lore of the game that made me 사랑 it so much. It couldn’t be those realistic graphics, because… ugh. Chief, you’re looking as plastic as your action figures. And of course, we all know how OP the handgun and needler was back in those online days. Man, those were the days, I tell you.
Halo: Combat Evolved, graphically, did not hold up, but I’d be damned if I said it wasn’t a true classic among the sixth generation. It was clear that Microsoft had found their mascot in some way 또는 another, and I can’t blame them. What a true classic that 343 would totally not fuck up… ever!
posted by Canada24
#1: TITANIC:
Jon: What sorrow, I feel for these characters.. Red haired lady.. Old ladies.. Currently DROWNING human.. And 101 don-..
One hundred and what!?.. One hundred and what now!?…. (camera zooms in on the dog) BONGO!? IS THAT YOU!?

#2: ARE 당신 AFRIED OF THE DARK:
Man in movie: (two the little kids he locked in his house) Just answer this riddle. Than I'll let 당신 go free.
Jon:TWO KIDS ARE GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!

#3: GOOSEBUMPS:
Jerry: Oh man, 당신 and your dumb hobbies!
JonTron: Yeah, fuck 당신 for being interested in things, 당신 stupid bitch!

#4: TITANIC:
Jon: Wait, it's just a legend?...
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Back when I was still a stupid kid who got injured on a daily basis, I thought that after getting shot in the back and breaking my foot, I couldn’t hurt myself any worse 또는 in any dumber ways…. I was wrong. I could easily harm myself in ever 더 많이 worse and even 더 많이 dumber ways than either asking to be shot with a BB gun 또는 try to do an Ollie when I knew jackshit about skateboards. So, how is this 다음 injury dumber and 더 많이 dangerous? I tried slicing 과일 with a 부엌, 주방 칼, 나이프 while holding the 과일 in my hand…. I am not making this shit up, I was honestly that stupid. 당신 would think...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Anderson White from Detective Smith
A man who was once a detective, working on the White 장갑 Case, a large murder case involving the deaths of eleven people, including Smith’s mentor, Detective Osborne, caused 의해 the White 장갑 Killer. He was soon found out to be the White 장갑 Killer, and the court deemed him as insane and placed him in an asylum. Even though he was found to be the killer, no one would know that he really wasn’t insane at all, and only killed because he loved it, claiming that he truly one in the end against Smith, causing Smith to feel 로스트 without his mentors help...
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………….. 예수님 Christ, people. I mean, 예수님 FUCKING CHRIST! I think we may have found one of the most god awful fanfics ever. Trust me, it’s bad…. It’s really bad… It’s really FUCKING bad! It is an eight chapter Metroid fanfic, known simply as Metroid…. High School….. We haven’t even gotten into the fanfic, and I am already showing 당신 all how this is a mistake.
So, we start off this abomination with the author telling us that the Big Dance, 또는 rather, the Baig Dance, was in three days, and Ridley decided to ask Samus…. 당신 know, Samus? The bounty hunter whose parents...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 히어로즈 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 사과 브랜디

Now, let's begin. Twilight was walking down the 거리 with Spike while Pinkie Pie was wearing an umbrella on her head.

Twilight: Man, this sucks. First my car gets eaten 의해 parasprites, and now 당신 want me to buy 당신 a shitload of fucking ice cream!
Spike: Twilight, why are 당신 in a bad mood? 크리스마스 is coming soon....
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There are a lot of 영화 out there. And a lot of 영화 have a lot of awesome endings that are really well made. But then, there are THOSE endings. Those endings that just come up and say, “Hey, thanks for watching the movie and paying us $20, asshole. No refunds”. Now, these are movie endings that I find to be awful, so, you’re idea of an awful ending might be different than my idea of an awful ending. Also, these have to be from 영화 that only I have seen. Another thing is that this ending does not reflect on my 사무용 겉옷, 전반적인 thought on the movie. The movie could be great and still have...
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Now, everyone loves movies. They have been around since the 1920’s and they have even brought us all some amazing films… BUT, there are things in 영화 that just plain piss me off. So, I present to 당신 all my list for the 상단, 맨 위로 Ten Worst Movie Cliches… In my opinion.

#10: Shaking Camera AND 360 Turn - This one is a tie between two cliches that are pretty similar. The Shaking Camera is when the camera shakes like crazy, and can’t keep still for 더 많이 than two seconds. I feel like I’m gonna get sick just looking at it. It’s camera movement like this that made me not like the Blair Witch...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Now, lets think back to a common time. Back when Capcom didn’t fucking suck. Yes, believe it 또는 not, Capcom was one of the best video game companies around, with games like Megaman, 거리 Fighter, Resident Evil, Streets of Rage, Ghosts and Goblins, and Phoenix Wright. But, in the 년 2006, Capcom released a new franchise called Dead Rising. It allowed 당신 to fight off hundreds of zombies with amazing, and ridiculous weapons. It was gory, it was violent, it was cruel… and it was fucking awesome. Then, Dead Rising 2 came out, and when I played it, my mind was blown. The game was even better...
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Hello, everyone, and welcome to Windwakerguy430's Death Sentence- I mean, 상단, 맨 위로 Ten Overrated 아니메 of All Time. Now, let me get one thing clear. When I say overrated, I don't hate it. I just feel it gets 더 많이 praise then it deserves. Unless I say point blank that I hate it, then I hate it. Okay. Then, lets start the list

10: Pokemon - Now, this one really hurts me to put on the list, and unlike the other ones that hurts to put on this list, this is probably the most painful, as Pokemon is my most 가장 좋아하는 아니메 of all time. I 사랑 this anime. It has some good comedy and the characters are wonderful...
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Now, if 당신 know me, 당신 would know that my 가장 좋아하는 game of all time is Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker. Just look at my name. It should be obvious. But, my 초 가장 좋아하는 Zelda game is Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. What this game does better then Wind Waker is its sidequests. Yeah, sorry, Wind Waker, but not every game is perfect. 당신 kinda lack good sidequests. I guess 닌텐도 used up all their ideas for Majora's Mask. So, I will tell 당신 all the 상단, 맨 위로 Five best sidequests in Majora's Mask. First off, no sidequests that give 당신 items that are mandatory to beat the game. So, none of those...
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저기요 everyone. Remember my review of Half Life: Full Life Consequences and how it was so poorly written that it was funny. Well, there is another fanfic just like it. It is known as A Haunting Most Mario.
So, it starts with the guy buying the Mario game and an NES. Once he starts playing it, weird things start happen. However, it becomes very cliched, especially for those who have read cursed game creepypastas. But, sometimes, it gets really stupid. Such dumb 인용구 are "Welcome to Hell World" 또는 "Deathworld, World 6-6-6". But, one of the dumbest is the well known quote "YOU CAN'T RUN FROM THE...
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windwakerguy430 - Hey, I'm Windwakerguy430, am joining me in my review is Button Mash. That's right, I'm actually reviewing something with someone else. And today, were reviewing Fable 3.
Now, I always loved Fable. I have played almost every game. But Fable 3 is such a terrible game. One of the worst things was the Sanctuary. I admit, it was unique. Sadly, unique isn't good, and so is the same with the Sanctuary. It gets real boring to have to pause, wait for it to load, go to a room, walk to the item, pick up the item, and leave. Good God it's boring

Button Mash - -Story-
Fuck the spoilers;...
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Well, after a long break, its good to be back with some new reviews. Now, sadly, we get to start of my 51st review with one of the dumbest things ever. Its called the 불, 화재 Challenge.
Wow. I mean wow. I thought it wasn't possible for people to get dumber. There's the Condom Challenge, where 당신 put a condom in your nose and pull it out your mouth and hope 당신 don't suffocate, then there's the Cinnamon Challenge where 당신 eat cinammon and try not to choke. But, people could get dumber. Here it is, the 불, 화재 challenge, where 당신 set yourself on 불, 화재 for no goddamn reason. What the hell, what is wrong with this world. Are people really this stupid that they actually set themselves on fire. Apperently they do. Its even been shown on the news, for gods sake.
Well, that's all I got. This is a stupid trend that makes me wonder why the help some people have the internet. But, hey' that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
I'm going to say something that will probably piss 당신 all off so much that 당신 may hate me for it, so 당신 should probably leave... Seriously, its bad... This is your last chance... Okay, but I warned you... I prefer Grand Theft Auto 4 over Grand Theft Auto 5... I feel everyone making hate 코멘트 already.
Now, I don't hate GTA5, in fact, I think its one of the best games of this generation, but, compared to GTA4, it could be better. Now, lets see why I like GTA4. Well, I like this a little 더 많이 due to its story. It was a little 더 많이 (Okay, a lot more) serious then GTA5. This was mainly due...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Jazz Band: *Playing 음악 with a bass, and drums, and a piano*
People: *Walking into Chicago's Union Station*

July 20th, 1919

PRR Employees: *Cleaning passenger cars with soapy water*

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Broadway Limited

Based off of the 1941 movie of the same title.

Paul: *Walks towards a ticket booth* Hi, I'd like one ticket to Philadelphia on The Broadway Limited.
Salesman: Two dollars please.
Paul: *Gives the man two dollars*...
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So when 당신 hear the word RPG game (That’s two words, but screw it), most people would immediately follow that up with Final Fantasy. I really like the Final 판타지 franchise, despite having only played a small, small category of a massive franchise. And I want to talk about one of my favorites from the franchise, a true classic from the good old PS2 days, before Kingdom Hearts took all the glory, Final 판타지 X
Final 판타지 X follows what any other Final 판타지 game would follow, a teenager with a lot of emotional baggage. This one in particular being Tidus, 또는 whatever 당신 wanna...
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I did say that the first Devil May Cry wouldn’t be the last game in the franchise I spoke about on here. And what better game to continue talking about from the franchise than the very first Devil May Cry I talked about. And boy, did I remember hating this game when I first played it, but please let me explain.
So when I first bought this game along with the first Dead Rising game, I was excited, cause I only heard good things about Devil May Cry and Dante and all that, and when I got around to play the game, and was introduced to Nero, I thought, “Who the fuck is this asshole” and...
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Let’s talk edgy for a second. When something gets remade to a 더 많이 edgy thing, people usually hate it. Man of Steel was edgier Superman, and people hated it. Bomberman Act Zero was edgier Bomberman, and people hated it. DMC: Devil May Cry was edgier Devil May Cry, and it was still better than Devil May Cry 2, but people still hated it. But there is a case when edgier, 또는 in this case, darker, can be better. And that brings us to Twisted Metal: Black.
I never found joy in the older Twisted Metal games. Granted, I only played 1 and 4, and thought they weren’t too fun. But when I got...
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So, playing 거리 Fighter II in the arcades, sickest thing in the world. Tossing in quarters and beating everyone else who thought they were hot shit in 거리 Fighter was the most fun. But I always wanted 더 많이 from 거리 Fighter II. And 거리 Fighter III: Third Strike feels better, but I have sadly not played enough of that game to have it on the list. But, I do have something just as good as Third Strike? Is it better, I dunno, but damn, is it good.
My older brother, when he was tired of his 360 and passed it down to me, didn’t tell me that inside of it was a digital download of...
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