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Video game bosses are some of my 가장 좋아하는 parts of games. The build up to them, knowing that a boss waits at the end of the level, standing in the way between 당신 and the rest of the game, testing your strength and everything 당신 learned up to that point. Bosses are some of the best parts of games… Most of the time. Then there are the bosses that are so annoying, so infuriating, and so dull and boring, that they may just make worst and not fun to play. For every great video game, there always has to be that one boss that’s gotta ruin it for everyone and just make people have a 사워, 사 우 어 taste in their mouth. So, today, I want to discuss some of the worst bosses that were ever put into a video game. Now, before I start the list, we have to get the usual rules out of the way first. First off, only one game per franchise and only from games that I have played, so Silver from Sonic 06 will not be on the list, thank god. But don’t worry, these other ten will surely just make up for that. So, let us get underway.

~#10~

Tony Hawk Underground is a game that is not your typical extreme sports game, filled with addictive gameplay, an interesting story, and some decent missions. As a person who isn’t the biggest 팬 of sports games, or, hell, sports in general, Tony Hawk Underground really did amaze me. But it’s not a perfect game, sadly. Case in point, Eric Sparrow.

#10: Eric Sparrow from Tony Hawk Underground



This Joseph Joestar voice acted motherfucker is one of the most hated characters in video games, and that is for good reason. Backstabbing 당신 again and again, stealing your video to become a pro and leaving 당신 in Russia after crashing a military tank, Sparrow challenges 당신 to one last skate-off around the neighborhood of New Jersey. Simple enough, really? Just beat his score- No! Instead, it’s a game of Follow-the-Leader, and a crap one at that. 당신 need to hit each mark perfectly in order to best him, as Eric Sparrow, while being a cheating sack of shit, does manage to have some skating skills. But that doesn’t stop him from cheating, as he will set the ground underneath him on fire, so if 당신 are right behind him, he will trip 당신 up and cause 당신 to crash, causing 당신 to lose precious time. Oh, I forgot to mention, this boss is on a time limit. If 당신 aren’t fast enough, he will beat you, and 의해 beat you, I mean he will wait for the timer to reach zero while 당신 are trying to 홍어, 스케이트 on the damn electric wire. 당신 could argue that this isn’t a boss battle, since there isn’t much fighting, but he is the one final person standing in your way, he is a threat to you, and beating him is required to finish the game. And plus, does anyone want to refuse 더 많이 reasons to hate a character like Eric? It’s not all bad, I guess. If 당신 play through the story again, 당신 can completely avoid this boss 의해 simply punching Eric in his face and just taking the tape. Now that is the true reward.

~#9~

Skyrim is a game that, despite Bethesda’s poor choices of trying to 우유 it dry, is a game I still 사랑 so much. The expansive overworld, the multitude of quests, and the chance to fight off dragons. Fighting the 용 was one of my 가장 좋아하는 parts of Skyrim. It really made 당신 feel like a real champ when 당신 kill them, and are rewarded with them. But sadly, not all the 용 are great. Sometimes, 당신 get Alduin.

#9: Alduin from Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim



I had to replay Skyrim again to 확인 if Alduin was bad. Now first, that should be a problem of itself. Alduin was so forgettable that I couldn’t remember how his boss fight was. And yeah, it’s bad. Nowhere near as annoying as later bosses on this list, but bad because of the sheer amount of disappointment. Alduin is in Sovngarde, this game's version of the afterlife, and 당신 need the help of the 히어로즈 that fought Alduin in the past. That sounds like it could be a cool idea. And then 당신 face Alduin and- What is this? Why is he like the other dragons? Why is my health barely being chipped away? Are 당신 goddamn kidding me? It’s just the same AI. Alduin, this fierce dragon, this enemy seen as a god amongst other dragons, is just as strong as any other dragon. Shit, I think Alduin may be weaker than some dragons. The Dragon 당신 fight underground put up 더 많이 of a fight than him. Why is Alduin so pathetic? I said Skyrim made me appreciate exploring worlds more, and that is true. But Skyrim also taught me what it’s like to feel disappointment in a game's ending… Alduin is the one reason for that disappointment. I wouldn’t mind so much if I hadn’t been able to kill him with ease 의해 using some 랜덤 gear I had, because I don’t do side quests until the main quest is over, but it’s still baffling. Alduin had all this to live up to, and he didn’t even try. Hell, Dagon was a better villain, and 당신 don’t even get to fight him.

~#8~

I’m gonna say it right now. I hate Devil May Cry 2. I don’t think I’m alone on that, and how could I be. The game is so damn easy if 당신 just keep firing your guns, the story is all over the place, and Dante is at his worse… Okay, he’s not as bad as DMC Dante, but he’s up there. So, naturally, boring gameplay must mean a boring boss fight, right? That is the best way to describe the Infested Tanks.

#8: Infested Tanks from Devil May Cry 2



This is probably one of the easier bosses on this list, but that doesn’t stop it from being a complete and utter bore. The Infested Tank only has one attack. Rotate the 대포 at 당신 and 불, 화재 away. That is as deep as the combat with this boss gets. But once 당신 get up to this thing and attack it with your sword, then there 당신 go. 당신 have pretty much won. Just 슬래쉬 at the Tank until 당신 have depleted its health and 당신 have beaten it. Though, it’s like they knew that this boss was pathetic on it’s own, so as a way to make up for it, they added three in the same area for 당신 to fight, that way it’s 더 많이 fun… It’s not. Same strategy, run over to the others and attack when 당신 are close. This entire boss fight is just so mundane. It’s almost as if this boss had 더 많이 ideas for it but was left unfinished and in this… dull state. It feels like a filler boss, almost, for how empty and lifeless this boss fight is. Just run over, use sword, kill Tank, run to the other two. Repeat the following and 당신 will pretty much have them killed. The enemy and name are stupid as well. It’s just a tank with some demon gunk all over it. And Infested Tank? That’s the best name 당신 could come up with? I know that Devil May Cry is 더 많이 about gameplay than anything else, but that is seriously the dumbest name I’ve heard for an enemy. But hey, at least this boss’s dull and uninspired… everything fits well with Devil May Cry 2 as a whole.

~#7~

As much as I hate Final 판타지 XIII and its plethora of horrible bosses, at the least, it didn’t have it’s terrible traits based on poor translation. So, sadly, I’ll have to turn to the better game, Final 판타지 VII. I 사랑 Final 판타지 VII so much, and I am really saddened that I never got to beat it, either due to damages 또는 misplacement. I know, I’m irresponsible. Leave me alone! But, I can safely say that the Guard 투석기, 전갈 is one of the worst first bosses ever conceived.

#7: Guard 투석기, 전갈 from Final 판타지 VII



Back on my old (And very dated) worst bosses article, I said that I hated the Guard 투석기, 전갈 because I was new to the game. While that may be true, when I replayed Final 판타지 VII a couple months ago, having been 더 많이 adapt to the turn-based RPG genre, I can safely say that I now hate the Guard 투석기, 전갈 even more. That’s right, this boss got even worse, the 더 많이 I looked into it. Sure, it can be a problem if this is your first time play JRPGs, but what really makes me hate this boss is the fact that, when it raises it’s tail, 구름, 클라우드 will tell Barrett to attack. And that is in the English translation. In the original Japanese version, 구름, 클라우드 tells Barrett ‘npt’ to attack. This is because when 당신 do attack when it’s tail is up, it will hit 당신 with it’s strongest attack. It’s not too much trouble, since this is the first boss of the game, but a waste of Potions, and maybe even a Phoenix Down if you’re really unlucky. This boss killed so many uninformed gamers because of pisspoor spell checking. Not that it would make the boss any better, since it will keep it’s tail up for a long time, so unless 당신 need to heal 또는 want to waste a potion, 당신 are forced to attack this boss, as waiting may not be an option. All I can say is, Final 판타지 XIII got real lucky this time.

~#6~

(WARNING: SOME SPOILERS FOR PERSONA 4)

Persona 4 is a game that has, while challenging, very few terrible bosses. I was tempted to put some of the bosses in Tartarus from Persona 3, but if 당신 know what 당신 are doing, it won’t be that bad. Sure, their annoying, but at least they don’t regenerate, have large health, and keep the fight going for an eternity… Shadow Mitsuo does, however.

#6: Shadow Mitsuo from Persona 4



After 당신 make your way through The Void, 당신 will find Mitsuo under attack 의해 his shadow, and then, the fight starts. And 의해 god, if 당신 aren’t prepared, 당신 are gonna be here for… quite some time. Shadow Mitsuo will start out inside the 8-Bit Hero, where 당신 will need to break its shell. Be careful, however, as Shadow Mitsuo is able to use Bomb, which causes Exhaustion, which depletes SP, which is necessary to summon your Persona and give 당신 더 많이 powerful attacks. But thankfully, the 8-Bit Hero isn’t so bad, despite having two turns inside of one. But once 당신 defeat it, it will reveal the true Shadow Mitsuo, the core. At this point, it is weak and open to attacks, but be careful, as it will begin to recreate the 8-Bit Hero, and if 당신 fail to destroy it before it is recreated, 당신 will have to fight the 8-Bit Hero again. But it gets worse, as Shadow Mitsuo is capable of casting any elemental spell, so it will no doubt knock down at least one party member eventually, and thus, get one extra turn. If you’re real unlucky, he could knock down half of your party. But what’s worse is that it is able to cast Fear, immobilizing party members, and those who are under Fear better be cured of it, otherwise they will be hit with Shadow Mitsuo’s Ghastly Wail and be killed immediately. This is a fight that just drags on and on, and never stops. It makes 당신 just want the fight to end, but Shadow Mitsuo just keeps it going, and you’ll be sick of it before the end.

~#5~

Number five is QTE bosses. Which one? All of them. They all suck.

#5: QTE Bosses from Various Games



I know it’s kind of a cheap shot, but if I ended up putting them on here as their own individual person, we’d be here all day, so I just want to put all the QTE bosses in their own little spot of terrible. QTE bosses are just bad because they require no effort, no work, nothing, and yet, they get made all the time, and I don’t know why. They are not fun, they are not interesting, and they sure as shit aren’t clever. Their mindless, cliched, and pretty annoying. It gets even worse when 당신 are forced to hit the buttons perfectly, 또는 face death and are forced to do the fight all over again. Cutscenes that were once skippable now force 당신 to watch as 당신 have to do hit these buttons. Villains that were once threatening 또는 even perfect are now destroyed when they are defeated in some simple way. Resident Evil, Order 1886, and Far Cry have boss fights based around QTE. But what’s worse is when games make their final boss a QTE, and especially when there were no QTE’s prior to this moment. So tell me why so many games make the final boss a QTE? Shadow of Mordor, Dying Light, and Halo 4, especially Halo 4, being the worst offenders. I have no problem with bosses having little moments of QTEs in them. I 사랑 No 더 많이 히어로즈 and many Platinum games, and they always make 당신 finish bosses 또는 dodge attacks with a QTE, but they give 당신 enough time to react, and are frequent enough to where 당신 expect them. But when your entire boss is a QTE, then there is a problem. These bosses are the problem.

~#4~

Fighting game bosses aren’t always fair. Hell, most fighting games are known for having the cheapest bosses imaginable. Skullgirls as Marie constantly throwing attacks at 당신 and keeping 당신 away. Marvel Vs. Capcom has Galactus hitting 당신 with his size and never missing a hit because of it, and I don’t even wanna talk about 거리 Fighter III’s Gill for healing himself and getting back up. But, I mentioned fighting games, and I mentioned cheap bosses, so 당신 all know who it is.

#4: Shao Kahn from Mortal Kombat 9



Never in my life have I ever felt better to cheat at a game… And that is a big problem. If 당신 are so upset with a boss that 당신 feel that the only way to win is to cheat, than that should be a problem on it’s own. But it’s justified, because Shao Kahn is the biggest cheater ever. He always manages to hit 당신 like a truck, while you’re attacks just barely chip away at his health. Each time 당신 hit him, it feels like 당신 are barely weeding his health down. But when he hits you, he is able to combo 당신 before 당신 can even get a chance to react. And don’t even bother trying to get some distance between 당신 two, because that just makes things worse. He will constantly throw weapons at you, like spears and hammers, and if 당신 aren’t timing it perfectly, he will hit 당신 with them, stun you, and then make a beeline for 당신 and combo your 나귀, 엉덩이 before 당신 can chuck your controller at the scream in frustration. There have been 비디오 of people beating Shao Kahn, either 의해 using some sort of cheap move, 또는 의해 hanging back and just waiting the timer out. The only way to beat Shao Kahn, at least from what I have seen, is to just wuss it out as best as 당신 can. Hell, even I had to cheat to win, but I don’t care, because I don’t have fun when fighting Shao Kahn. And this isn’t just me sucking at fighting games, even though I do. Everyone says he sucks, and 당신 know what, at least the world can agree on something.

~#3~

Madworld is such an underrated game. Few people know it, and even fewer have played it. It has some of the most fun gameplay, the best art style, and the craziest bosses I’ve ever seen. From a German soldier that creates tornados to a shogun in a burning dojo. But sadly, not every boss in this game is perfect. And what better place to look for the worst boss in the game than in the worst level in the game?

#3: The Shamans from Madworld



The Shamans may not look to bad, but let me explain. Throughout the level they are in, Mad Castle, the game seems to have this strange glitch where sometimes, your Wiimote won’t read your controller movements, usually when 당신 are in a QTE (Oh, here we go again with QTEs). This is shown when Deathblade, a grim reaper that can kill 당신 in one hit, shows up when 당신 are grabbed. This is foreshadowing for the bad fight with The Shamans. Not only can 당신 not hit them directly when 당신 are in a QTE unless 당신 get real lucky, but they are able to swarm 당신 before 당신 can react, and they are also able to hit 당신 with attacks when 당신 clearly avoid them. It’s like they are so strong, that the force of their attacks are enough to harm you… 또는 maybe they just didn’t test this level properly. Yeah, that sounds about right. 당신 thought the Guard 투석기, 전갈 wasn’t properly looked at. At least it functions, in gameplay. It works, on a technical level. The Shamans do not. They are a completely broken part of the game. They aren’t too annoying in strength of cheap tactics, that would be the other awful Madworld boss, Frank, but for how unpolished, and poorly tested this level was, and how the same is for The Shamans, it clearly proves to be worse than any other boss. At least those bosses function. The Shamans barely function at all.

~#2~

(WARNING: SPOILERS FOR DEAD RISING 2)

Dead Rising is a series I will always love, from it’s gameplay, to its protagonists, to it’s bosses… Most of the time. I was originally going to put the boss, Cletus, from the first game, on this list, but he is optional. Hell, he isn’t even in your Case File, so he’s easy to miss, especially for first timers. So I went with the (Depending on your choices) final boss of Dead Rising 2, Sullivan.

#2: Sullivan from Dead Rising 2



Yeah, the guy who was in the shelter with 당신 from the start. He is an agent for the ones who started the outbreak and is planning on escaping the city, taking the truth with him, and 당신 need to stop him. And it is awful! He is on 상단, 맨 위로 of a scaffolding, and while 당신 are on bottom ground, he will either take potshots at 당신 with his gun, 또는 call his plane to send missiles at you, which will create holes in the floor, and if 당신 fall down, 당신 will be dropped into a horde of zombies, and will have to climb back up to the boss. But it gets worse when 당신 are on the scaffolding with him. Here, he will beat 당신 down before 당신 know it. If 당신 shoot him with a gun, he will jump at 당신 and knock 당신 down. If 당신 try to hit him with a melee weapon, he will counter and make 당신 drop the weapon. And there is a chance he can knock 당신 off the incredibly small platform. Good luck getting back up, as there is a chance he’ll just knock your 나귀, 엉덩이 off again. And yeah, zombies are everywhere in this fight. And if 당신 thought it couldn’t get any worse, he then uppercuts you, which will bring 당신 down to one hit left. What the fuck!? This bullshit uppercut is the thing that pisses me off the most about this entire boss fight, and makes it a 더 많이 painful version of the fight with Brock in the first game. What made the Brock fight work was that, I don’t know, not bullshit tactics like this and didn’t give 당신 a false sense of security since DR2 gives 당신 weapons. Plus, at least it made sense from his perspective. Sullivan just kinda became the villain out of the blue and is now one of the most annoying bosses in the game. And he isn’t like Cletus, where he is optional. He is a mandatory boss that 당신 have to fight. And god, he is just the worst ever. I’ll take the fight with Borck any day.

~#1~

This is the boss that inspired this entire list. This is the boss that made me want to put it here just so I can talk about it. I talked about it before on the Dark Souls list. I said before that the Capra Demon was the worst boss in Dark Souls, but that was because I was very upset at the time due to how dumb it was to have 개 in a small room. While it’s still not a good boss, I also mentioned the 침대 of Chaos as a worst boss, and just second… I went way too easy on the 침대 of Chaos before.

#1: The 침대 of Chaos from Dark Souls



The 침대 of Chaos is far from the worst boss I’ve fought in Dark Souls. It’s the worst boss I’ve ever faced period. It fails in every single category. Some bosses were boring like the Infested Tanks, some were disappointing like Alduin, some were long like Shadow Mitsuo, some had cheap deaths like Shao Kahn, and some had unavoidable attacks like Sullivan. 침대 of Chaos is all five of those things. Let’s start with long. The fight seems to be appealing, at first. It’s a giant 나무, 트리 that is alive. 당신 run over to one of the domes on the left 또는 the right. That is when the fight starts to get very irritating. At this point, the 침대 of Chaos will begin to attack, 의해 trying to stab 당신 with it’s sword, 또는 swipe at 당신 with it’s long arms, which will hit 당신 if 당신 are too close. Problem: 당신 have to be too close, because the platforms under your feet will begin to collapse and leave holes that will never go away, and will kill 당신 instantly if 당신 fall into them. Once 당신 do manage to destroy the 초 dome 의해 some miracle, then the fight will get worse from here on out. But, before that, let’s add onto the long part 의해 adding annoying and boring. The 침대 of Chaos is also able to use 불, 화재 magic to blow 당신 up, no matter where 당신 are in the stage. And should 당신 die in anyway from this fight, 당신 will go back, not outside the boss door, not inside 로스트 Izalith, where the 침대 of Chaos lies, and is also the worst area in Dark Souls, no. 당신 will go back right outside of 로스트 Izalith. 당신 will have to trek all the way back. Through the lava, through the rubble, up the 나무, 트리 limb, through the stone corridor, up the stairs, through the fog gate, and down the slide just to get another try. This happens every time 당신 die to the 침대 of Chaos. Sure, others had long runs back, but it was never this bad, and other bosses weren’t the 침대 of Chaos. And running through 로스트 Izalith, a place filled with molten lava, is so bright, I actually had to strain my eyes every time I got through. I am not kidding, this level actually physically harmed me. It was that bad. Few games physically harm people, but when they do, 당신 know that there is something wrong. So, with long, boring, and annoying out of the way, as well as cheap kills from those bottomless pits and unavoidable attacks from the magic and hand swipes, how does the rest of the fight fare? Well, after 당신 destroy the two domes, 당신 are forced to fall down a hole, a specific hole, and onto a 나무, 트리 limb, and climb through, only to be met with… a worm. A worm that 당신 can kill in one hit. I know that the story of the Witch of Izalith was that she failed in her spell to keep the flame alive, thus turning into the 침대 of Chaos, a monster that created the demons 당신 see in the Demon Ruins, but it still doesn’t help how stupid this looks. In fact, that makes it worse. A backstory like that doesn’t help me enjoy the boss anymore. It’s just a waste of good backstory, and it’s wasted on a trash boss like the 침대 of Chaos. The only good thing about this boss is that it saves your progress, because restarting would be a nightmare. But 당신 still have to go through 로스트 Izalith when 당신 die, so fuck it, it still sucks! Capra Demon, I owe 당신 an apology. While 당신 are far from great, 당신 at least didn’t have all the qualities of 침대 of Chaos. Hell, at least the bosses on this list didn’t have the awful qualities of the 침대 of Chaos. Not the Infested Tanks, not Alduin, not Shao Kahn, not Shadow Mitsuo, not Sullivan, not any of them. I have never fought a boss worse than the 침대 of Chaos… And I pray to any deity that will listen that I never find one worse.
#30: Arthur



Here it is. The show of my childhood. Arthur was about a world of anthropomorphic animals, and the main one being Arthur, who lived in a simple town, and was taught new things, along with his friends. This show was on the PBS Channel and was made to be an educational show. Again, call me pathetic all 당신 want, but this show was amazing. The first time I saw this, I didn’t know how this was an educational show. I didn’t see the thing that I saw on all educational shows where the characters would talk about science, math, words, 또는 other stuff like that. But actually, this...
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It is no surprise that I 사랑 the Persona franchise (And I assure you, I will be talking about the franchise later on this list), and it is clear that it has a ton of dark subjects in those games, but it always comes back to happy days, spending time with friends. And then Catherine comes along to turn those subject matters up to eleven.
Catherine follows Vincent Brooks, a huge loser of a guy who is scared of commitment to his girlfriend, Katherine, with a K. But things start to get real crazy when he starts to experience nightmares where he must climb a tower, and if he dies in the dream,...
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~Activision~
Activision: Hey, guys. How do 당신 like my new shirt
Wind: Um… it’s exactly the same as yesterday… and the 일 before that, and the 일 before that
Activision: I know. Isn’t it great?
Wind: Come on, Activision. 당신 have so much money. Why not try something new
Activision: Because doing the exact same thing always makes me popular

~Atari~
Atari: (Sitting in a box) Got any change?

~Bethesda~
Wind: BETHESDA, WILL 당신 JUST KNOCK ON THE DOOR INSTEAD OF GETTING STUCK IN IT
Bethesda: (Stuck through the door) Hey, I can’t help that I am all fucked up (Jumps out of the door) (Entire world...
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Animal Crossing: New Leaf Parody One Shot

Rover: (Walks over to Villager) Hello, my names Ro-
Villager: Don’t care
Rover: What’s your name
Villager: My name’s None-of-your-goddamn-business
Rover: Hmm. None-of-your-goddamn-business? What a great name
Villager: I fucking hate 당신 already. I haven’t even gotten to the new town, and I already want to burn the place to the ground
Rover: So, are 당신 moving
Villager: Do 당신 ever shut the hell up
Rover: I ate paint chippings when I was three
Villager: Well, that explains a lot
Rover: …… You’ve ever eaten glass. It’s sharp, but it’s delicious....
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I don’t play a lot of pixel art games. It’s not cause I hate them, it’s just that I never had the chance to experience them. I did play a few NES games and thought, “Yeah, that was okay”, but never anything that really gripped me and kept my attention. But then, something amazing happened. Indie games happened, the best genre of games that everyone should support. And one of the best indie games out there, one that really broke the mold and brought indie games into the forefront, was the classic Shovel Knight
Now, when 당신 hear indie games, people bring up Shovel Knight as THE...
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Snowflake: Now for some comedy from another pony. It's time to go Under The Arch With Tom Foolery!

St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy show that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank 당신 everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank 당신 very much.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: And shut up.
Crowd: *Laughing*...
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Back in my original Corner of Horror October movie marathon two years 이전 (Jesus, that was actually two years ago), I made a review on a Peter Jackson horror film, Braindead, 또는 Dead Alive, 또는 whatever 당신 wish to call it, and thought that it was an entertaining splatter horror film. Little to my knowledge is that there was another, one before this film, also made 의해 the Lord of the Rings director, all the way back in 1987, with a film called Bad Taste. So, was Peter Jackson’s first film possibly one of his best? Well, let’s find out.



Bad Taste follows the Astro Investigation and Defence...
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While cleaning out the prison, Thomas tried to stab Rick for the the third time now.

"What the hell was that!?" Rick cried angrily.

"It was coming at m-

"Wait.. I Think 당신 have something on the side of your head!" Rick pointed out.

"What are 당신 tal- (suddenly Rick stabbed a red handled machete wait though Thomas's head graphically killing him)".

"Got it!" Rick cried, seemingly unaware that he killed a man.

Suddenly an angry Andrew charged at him, but Rick body slammed him against a wall.

"That wasn't very nice!" Rick cried angrily.

Andrew started running, and Rick chased after him but only because...
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Know, murderers are a scary as hell. They basically have no purpose other than to murder people for their own amusment. So, its best to never go near one, obviously. Sadly, though, video games aren’t so simple to avoid. In video games, we either meet killers, or, hell, we ARE the killers. So, today, I want to tell 당신 all the 상단, 맨 위로 Ten Video Game Murderers. NOTE: These HAVE to be killers. They can’t be someone who murders people because the player made them. They have to be story driven killers. So, no sandbox characters. Yes, even Trevor. With that said, lets start the list.

 Convicts
Convicts
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Goddamn it, Japan. Even though I 사랑 the anime, horror movies, and the instant 라면 from your country, I will never forgive 당신 for keeping a bunch of awesome games for yourself. Now, sure, tons of great games have come from Japan, like Zelda, Mario, Metal Gear, Final Fantasy, Secret of Ma- …….. and Pokemon. But then there are the games that are either so weird, that 일본 didn’t want to show it to America, 또는 they were so good, that 일본 got greedy and wanted them for themselves. So, today, I am going to talk about the 상단, 맨 위로 Ten Games for 일본 that I want in America. First, some rules....
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Derek: Good 일 sir. I'm a posh British gentleman, and I'm here to sell 당신 one of England's greatest cars. The Ford Mondeo.
Liam: 당신 mean the Fusion?
Derek: No. The Mondeo. It's different from the Fusion. Your steering wheel is on the right side, while the petrol pedal is to the left.
Liam: I'm gonna turn down your offer.
Derek: Oh well. At least I'm hosting tonight's episode. I'm Derek O'Rourke from the Johnny Lightning series, and this is our lineup for tonight.

8:00 PM - Now

The REAL Powerpuff Girls
Johnny Lightning

8:30 PM - Later

The Nut House - Bak 2 Bak

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Tom Kenny: Sugar....
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(This is only going to be a small series. If it picks up, I may continue it. So, for now, here is the article)

~Erasers~

Wind: (Tries to erase wrong letter in sentence with eraser, which just leaves a bigger mess) Come on 당신 piece of shi- (Eraser ends up ripping the paper) You. Mother. FUCKER!!! (Throws eraser on the ground, and stomps on it repeatedly)

~Litter Bugs~

Wind: THERE’S FUCKING GARBAGE EVERYWHERE! THE TRASH CAN IS RIGHT FUCKING THERE (Points at an empty trash can, which is surrounded 의해 garbage)

~Potato Chip Bag~

Wind: (Tries to open bag of chips) Come on (Tries to open it with his...
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Now, here is another story that is just so overrated as fuck that it makes me wonder "Are the 크리피파스타 readers really unable to find out that this is garbage.
So, this story starts off with this guy getting tapes of Happy Appy episodes. It starts out pretty tame, as Happy Appy, an 사과, 애플 with a face stuck on a popsicle stick. The most bland of serial killers. Anyway, so as the show goes on, they get darker and the story gets cornier.
So, Happy Appy goes around killing kids in the show just for the sake of being scary, which, honestly, is cliched, and is no longer scary. Stop doing it. It's...
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Now, like I said before, Zelda has a lot of great bosses. But, then there are the bosses that are just… bad. So, I want to talk about the bosses that I find to be the worst. Remember that this is my opinion. If there are any bosses that 당신 wanted on here, then I just thought the ones on my list were worse. Now, with that said, lets start the list

 Jalhalla
Jalhalla


#10: Jalhalla - Now, this boss fight may not have been too bad, but this was 더 많이 of his 디자인 and how he acted. The Earth Temple was a great temple. It was challenging, but it was also very scary. So, I kept thinking the temples boss...
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Sean: *Lined up with Johnny Lightning's Plymouth* We'll finally see who's the fastest.
Blossom: You'll have to wait until 다음 week.
Johnny: How come?
Blossom: I'm hosting tonight, but we only have one story tonight. Kelly's Heroes. You'll see a real lady in action.
Sean: Kelly's a man. The only women in this story are evil.
Blossom: Oh. Well, let's see it anyway.

It was a dark and stormy night in Naboo. Rain was falling down hard as lightning strikes flashed nearby, followed with the sounds of thunder.

Imperial Officer: *Slowly walking back and forth, making sure the Stormtroopers load...
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당신 know, I really do enjoy a good crime film from time to time. 영화 like The Godfather, Goodfellas, Scarface, and more. But sometimes, I enjoy the ones that can be pretty humorous. And then there are times where those black comedy crime films have 뱀파이어 disguised as strippers… Seriously. Anyway, while I am not questioning the idea of how this is made, we’re going to be taking a look at the classic cult film, From Dusk Till Dawn.



From Dusk Till Dawn is a movie directed 의해 Robert Rodriguez, who worked on Desperado and Sin City and written 의해 Quentin Tarantino, who worked on Kill...
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당신 know, as much as I 사랑 psychological horror and creative monster designs, I’ve never gotten a chance to talk about a horror game that isn’t really scary, but 더 많이 weird and strange. So, I think I should talk about that. There isn’t really much strange horror games. One of the best known would be Yume Nikki. However, that would be too obvious for me to talk about, really. So, instead, I’m gonna talk about a game that may not be as weird, but still strange on it’s own. This game being They Breathe.



They Breathe is probably one of the shortest games ever made. The game is only...
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Another season of autumn and 당신 all know what that means? It means we all get to experience some new things. Yes, 할로윈 is great, and seeing the seasons change from a hot summer to a cool autumn is also neat. But, we all know that there is one thing that we 사랑 about the coming of October. One thing we all look 앞으로 to each and every year. It’s something that takes it’s time to arrive, but when it does arrive, 당신 are so happy, that 당신 could explode with joy. And that is… General Mills...
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