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Sean The Hedgehog: *Talking into a microphone attached to a headset* Ladies and gentlemen, it's that time again. Time for 랜덤 characters to fight for a chance to be the host of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Percy & Jeff: *Standing 다음 to each other* For Ponies On The Rails!
Saten Twist: For On The Block.
Mortomis: Great. Now we'll never win.
Discord: Don't I get a say in this?
Percy, Jeff, & Saten Twist: 당신 WERE ALREADY THE HOST!!! *FIghting Discord*
Sean: *Stops nearby with a passenger train* Why do those ponies keep fighting over this spot? *Looks at the reader* Oh 저기요 there. I'm Sean from Trainz, and I'll be your host for this week's Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Tonight's schedule is down below.

Adventures of Thomas & Friends: Rated TV-Y
On The Block: Rated TV-14
My Little Pornstar: Rated TV-MA
Trainz: Rated TV-G

Sean: As much as I enjoy my new home, I am missing Thomas on sodor. Hopefully, he and his 프렌즈 are doing just fine when we watch them in the episode starting soon.

Episode 19: Wheel Slips & Wheel Flats

Rosie was having an argument with Duck, and Oliver about what situation would be worse.

Rosie: Wheel slips are worse, because 당신 can't get enough traction to pull your train.
Duck: Wheel 아파트 are worse in our opinion.
Oliver: Quite. If any of your freight cars, 또는 coaches were to have a wheel flat, 당신 wouldn't be able to go anywhere.
Duck: And another thing. Wheel slips aren't always caused 의해 a lack of traction. Sometimes, it's caused due to lack of power. Then, I needn't remind you, being a female.
Rosie: *Shocked* What's that supposed to mean?!
Duck: Whatever 당신 think it is. Goodbye. *Leaves with Oliver*

Rosie could not believe what 오리 just said to her, but she soon forgot all about it, when Sir Tophamm Hat came to see her with important news.

Sir Tophamm Hat: A new engine is arriving to this island. She looks just like you, but with a different paintjob.
Rosie: *Excited* I can't wait to see her.
Sir Tophamm Hat: 당신 must wait. She will arrive tomorrow.
Rosie: Yes sir.

So Rosie did her work, but was still wanting the new engine to come sooner then tomorrow.

After time passed, it became tomorrow, and Rosie was given orders to meet the new engine at Brendam Docks.

She did indeed look similar to Rosie, but the only difference between the two engines were their colors. Rosie was pink, red, and white, while Brenna was black, blue, and purple.

Sir Tophamm Hat: Now I hope 당신 two will get along just fine. The both of 당신 are to take freight cars loaded with coal into the wharf. The narrow gauge railway needs it so that they can take it into the village. From there, it will be used to provide heat into their homes.
Rosie: 당신 can count on us sir.
Brenna: Yes 당신 can.
Duck: *Arrives* 당신 must be the new engine.
Brenna: Yes. I'm Brenna. And 당신 are?
Duck: My name is Duck. I heard you're working with Rosie. Be careful, because she has no common sense when it comes to knowing what situation is worse.
Brenna: What are 당신 talking about?
Duck: She says that wheel slips are worse then wheel flats.
Brenna: *Taking what 오리 said into consideration*
Rosie: Don't 당신 have any work to do Duck?
Duck: Nah, I was just on my way to the sheds, and saw 당신 two. Have a good day. *Leaves*
Brenna: 오리 has a point.
Rosie: What?
Brenna: 당신 can stop wheel slips, but not wheel flats. Once they happen, it takes a very long time to fix it.
Rosie: I'm not interested, let's just get our trains ready.

The two tank engines backed into their freight trains. The conductor on Brenna's train climbed in, and blew his whistle, but Rosie thought it was her conductor, and left without anyone in the brake van.

Freight Cars: Wait Rosie, wait!
Rosie: *Not waiting* Come along, come along.
Brenna: But Rosie, 당신 have no conductor in your brake van!
Rosie: *Not paying any attention to Brenna*
Brenna: *Takes off with her train* This won't end well for Rosie.

The brake 봉고차, 반 had automatic brakes. He applied them so that Rosie could stop, but she thought the freight cars were trying to play tricks on her.

Rosie: Stop trying to hold back!
Freight Car 4: We're not.
Freight Car 2: It's the brake van!
Freight Car 6: 당신 have no conductor!
Rosie: *Sees red signal* Now I have to stop! *Stops* At least the freight cars won't play tricks on me.
Freight Car 3: We're not playing tricks on you!
Brenna: *Passes Rosie* 당신 have a wheel flat!
Rosie: Be quiet!
Signalman: *Walks up to Rosie* Hello Rosie. Did 당신 leave your conductor behind?
Rosie: *Thinking* I guess I did.
Signalman: And I heard from Brenna that 당신 have a wheel flat. I'll just have to check all of your cars, and see if they're okay to continue.

The signalman checked all of the wheels on Rosie's train. Everything seemed okay, but suddenly...

Signalman: *Sees wheel flat on brake van* Rosie, your brake 봉고차, 반 has a wheel flat. See for yourself.

And she did. Rosie had to wait ten 분 for a new brake 봉고차, 반 to be attached to her train.

Meanwhile, Brenna was getting her train up Gordon's Hill. The freight cars were heavy, but Brenna didn't mind. Halfway up however, things got harder for her.

Brenna: *Slips for two seconds* Cinders, and ashes. This train is getting heavier.

Brenna's wheels slipped. She got the first car over the top, then the second, and then the third. Now she was going downhill, and coasting down the mainline with no effort.

Upon arrival at the wharf, Brenna thought about what Rosie said, but during that, Rosie was thinking about what Brenna said. The two engines met together at a coaling depot.

Brenna: I'm sorry if I bothered you.
Rosie: That's okay. I'm sorry for not listening to 당신 about leaving my conductor behind. 당신 were right, wheel 아파트 take a very long time to fix.
Brenna: Now that I think about it, there is something worse then wheel flats, and wheel slips.
Rosie: What might that be?
Brenna: Both of them at the same time!
Rosie: *Laughs*

The End

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Sean: I definitely do not want any wheel slips, 또는 wheel flats. I just got brand new wheels. Now we're up to On The Block. After that, we will take a break, and start the 초 half of our show at 8:30. Enjoy.

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: It feels great to be back everypony.
Master Sword: Now we're starting off season 2.
Audience: *Cheers*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, 상단, 맨 위로 Queer.
Audience: *Laughs*
Master Sword: This crossover parody combines 상단, 맨 위로 Gear with Glee.
Audience: *Laughs*
Tom: And begin.

상단, 맨 위로 Queer

Starring Tom Foolery as Jeremy Clarkson
Master Sword as James May
Saten Twist as Richard Hammond
Mortomis as Will Schuester
Snow Wonder as Sue Sylvester
Cosmic 무지개, 레인 보우 as Blaine Anderson
Aina as Rachel Berry
Sunny as Santana Lopez
Blaze as Kurt Hummel

At the 상단, 맨 위로 Gear studio

Audience: *Cheering*
Jeremy: Hello everypony, and thank 당신 for coming. Now, we have a problem.
Richard: We always have a problem.
Jeremy: Well this one is not related to cars.
James: There's a first.
Jeremy: Now the letter I have received here says Dear 상단, 맨 위로 Gear. We hate your theme song, and want to make a new one for you. Signed-

The 글리 characters blew a hole through a wall, scaring off all of the audience members.

Sue: Hell yeah, we just did that.
Audience: *Laughing*
James: Well, at least the On The Block audience didn't leave.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: What do 당신 want?
Will: We want to make a new theme song for you.
Richard: We like our theme song just the way it is, now please leave.
Sue: No.
Richard: I said please, 당신 have to leave.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: Security!
James: They ran away with the audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: Shit.
Rachel: That's not a nice word to say. We want to help you, and you're being mean.
Jeremy: Since when does it help to blow a hole into our wall?
Audience: *Laughing*
Kurt: You're not being very nice.
Richard: Neither are 당신 assholes!
Santana: What's it gonna take for 당신 to let us create a theme song for you?
Jeremy: A race.
Richard: The three of us against three of you.
Sue: There's only six of us.
Jeremy: Then which one of 당신 six is gay, 또는 lesbian?
Kurt, Rachel, and Santana: *Raises their hooves*
James: Perfect.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: Then 당신 three can't race.
Santana: *Gasp* Why not?
Rachel: Say you're sorry.
Jeremy: No thanks, but I will do one thing for you. *Punches Rachel*
Audience: *Laughing*
Kurt: You're rude. I'm going to masturbate. *Leaves*
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: And that's why he's not allowed to race.
Richard: Let's continue on.

It was a relay race. Jeremy, Richard, and James against Will, Sue, and Blaine.

Jeremy: One thing that concerns me is that James' car is a Fiat Panda.
Audience: *Laughing*
Richard: We're not going to win.
Jeremy: Okay, the rules are simple. Follow the road, and go as fast as 당신 can in your vehicles.
Others: Okay.

First off was Jeremy against Sue.

Jeremy: *In a 반 야생마, 무스탕, 무스 탕 GT500*
Sue: *In a hummer*
Flag Pony: 3. 2.
Jeremy: *Drives off*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sue: That's cheating!
Flag Pony: Shut up. Now I gotta start all the way from 3 again.
Sue: WHAAT?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Flag Pony: 3..........
Sue: Hurry up!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Flag Pony: 2..........
Audience: *Laughing*
Sue: Forget this. *Drives away*
Jeremy: *Arrives in his car* Go James!
James: *Driving his car, but it only goes ten miles an hour*
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: I was worried about this.

So Jeremy decided to cheat without anyone noticing.

Jeremy: *Goes to Blaine's Corvette, and lets air leak out one of the tires. He then makes a troll face while sliding away*
Audience: *Laughing*
Blaine: Wait a minute. *Gets out of his car, and sees air coming out of one tire* This is impossible. I need to refill the tire quickly.
Sue: *Arrives* Go Will!
Will: I'm gonna win. *Driving a jeep, but James crashes into his car*
Jeremy: I should have warned you. Part of the track crosses over itself.
Audience: *Laughing*

Jeremy's team won, and all of the 글리 팬 killed their selves when they heard about this.

The End

On the 다음 part of this episode, a new character appears.

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Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 거리 corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 다음 to Double Scoop*
Tom: 더 많이 ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 다음 to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

The episode begins with Tom, and Master Sword standing in front of their house.

Tom: There's a new character we'd like to-
Master Sword: Hold everything!
Tom: What is it?
Master Sword: The 제목 of the episode didn't appear.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: You're right, it didn't. Now how is that possible?
Master Sword: I don't know. That's why I'm scared!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Arrives in his car*

Episode 14: The Train Leaves In Five 분

Master Sword: Never mind, I see the episode number, and title.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: It's above Saten Twist's car.
Saten Twist: *Gets out of car* Good morning everypony.
Tom: 저기요 Saten. Do 당신 have the new character for this show?
Saten Twist: I sure do. 당신 remember that grey hedgehog in the Celebrity Jeopardy skits, right?
Master Sword: Yeah.
Tom: Yes.
Saten Twist: Well he's going to make 더 많이 appearances now. Meet Sean the hedgehog.
Audience: *Cheers*
Sean: *Exits Saten Twist's car* What's going on everybody?
Master Sword: I don't think anything is going on me so far.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Then who wants to watch a movie?

Ponies came from everywhere to answer his question.

Aina: Yes!
Snow Wonder: I 사랑 movies!
Cosmic Rainbow: What are we watching?!?
Sean: Macfarland U.S.E.
Ponies: Yeah!!!!

After the movie

Blaze: That was awesome!
Sean: No. You're awesome!
Tom: Hey. Where did the audience go?
Audience: We're still here!
Tom: Good. Coming up 다음 is Celebrity Jeopardy, so don't go away.
Audience: *Claps*

Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game show wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Fluttershy as herself
and special guest star, Pierce Hawkins as Nicholas Cage

Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I thought we were done with this, but Regis Philbin, that mongrel idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Decided to do a celebrity millionaire.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And network competition being what it is, I stand before you, a broken, and miserable stallion.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Sean the hedgehog has negative 16,500 dollars.
Sean: Damn you, and your daily doubles!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: One 일 it'll be my turn Trebek.
Alex: Great. Fluttershy has an amazing negative 58,000 dollars. Good job.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fluttershy: *Talking very quietly* thank you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And finally, Nicholas Cage is in the lead with 8 dollars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nicholas: 당신 got lights, 당신 got cameras. BITCHIN' TECHNOLOGY!!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: Don't know how 당신 can get 8 dollars, but better luck to all of 당신 in the 다음 round.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: It's time for double jeopardy. Let's take a look at the board. And the categories are..

Potent Potables
The Pen Is Mightier

Alex: That category is 인용구 from famous authors, so you'll all probably be 더 많이 comfortable with our 다음 category...

Shiny Objects

Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Continuing with

Opposites
Things 당신 Shouldn't Put In Your Mouth
What Time Is It
And finally, Months That Start With Feb.

Audience: *Laughs*
Alex: Mr. Cage, you're in the lead, so we'll start with you.
Nicholas: Who? Why? Where?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay. Fluttershy, why don't 당신 pick a category?
Fluttershy: *Scared* Uh, no. I'll pass.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, you'll pass. Smart move. Sean, why don't 당신 pick?
Sean: Ah, well met.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I'll take months that start with Feb Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For how much?
Sean: Surprise me 당신 filthy bastard.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay that's completely unnecessary.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Months that start with Feb for 800. This is the only 월 that starts with Feb.
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: Febtober!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No.
Fluttershy: *Rings in*
Alex: Flutershy?
Fluttershy: What is... Febturday?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Laughs*
Alex: No.
Sean: She said turd!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *To Sean* I hate you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The answer was February. That's the only 월 that starts with Feb. It was last month.
Sean: Aha, a trick question!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Yes, it was a trick 질문 Mr. The Hedgehog. Why don't 당신 pick a category?
Sean: I've gotta ask you, about the penis mightier.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What? No. That's the pen is mightier.
Sean: Call it whatever 당신 want Trebek. What matters is does it work?
Audience: Ohh!! *Clapping*
Sean: Will it really mighty my penis man?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: It's not a product Mr. The Hedgehog.
Sean: Cause I've heard of devices like that before. Wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you, and if the penis mighter really works I'll order a dozen!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: It's not a penis mightier Mr. The Hedgehog. There's no such thing.
Nicholas: Wait wait wait. Are 당신 selling penis mightiers?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No! No I am not.
Sean: Well you're sitting on a goldmine Trebek!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: alright. I'll tell 당신 what, let's 옮기기 on to final jeopardy. It should be a lot of fun.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And the category is, the federalist papers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Wait. 당신 know what? I'm sorry, that's for regular jeopardy we're filming later today. Your category is Humans.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: All 당신 have to do is tell me, are humans pretty?
Audience: *Laughing*

The jeopardy theme played while everyone answered the question.

Alex: Yes, 또는 no. We'll except either answer. Are humans pretty? Keep in mind, there's no wrong answer. Humans.

The 벨 rang

Alex: Alright, let's see what everypony wrote, Mr. Cage, we'll start with you... And your podium is gone.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Nicholas: I know where it went! I can 검색 for it!
Alex: 당신 로스트 your podium.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: 당신 know what? I don't care. Let's 옮기기 on. Fluttershy-
Fluttershy: *Nervous* What? What?
Alex: Settle down, just relax.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: 당신 wrote....... Nothing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And 당신 wagered..... Nothing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fluttershy: The pen was too heavy.
Audience: Aww, *Laughs*
Alex: Fair enough. Mr. The Hedgehog.
Sean: We meet again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's see your answer. *Looks at his answer* I guess that's your wager. A buck. Fine, and your answer is, futter.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Buck futter.
Audience: Ooooh!! YEAH!
Alex: I don't get it.
Sean: Oh, I think 당신 do. 당신 do indeed.
Alex: Well thanks for joining us-
Sean: Buck futter!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fine. Whatever. That's it for Celebrity Jeopardy. I don't know.
Audience: *Laughing*

The End

Coming up next, it's The Story Of Corporal Agarn.

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic 무지개, 레인 보우 as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

And introducing the hedgehogs as the Indians.

Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Corporal Agarn was helping Captain Parmenter put weapons in the supply room when this happened.

Dobbs: *Playing his bugle*
Corporal Agarn: 당신 think that five hours of practice would help him get better, but no! With Dobbs, it's the complete opposite!
Audience: *Laughing*
Dobbs: *Stops playing bugle*
Corporal Agarn: Thank goodness.
Dobbs: *Looks at the sky* 저기요 Captain! Smoke!
Captain Parmenter: *Looks at smoke*
Dobbs: There's a 불, 화재 up that hill!
Captain Parmenter: Oh there's no fire, that's just smoke signals from some indians.
Audience: *Laughing*
Dobbs: But still, we should act like it's a fire, and run away!

Half of the soldiers started running away.

Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Some help 당신 are to this army.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: *Looks at smoke*
Captain Parmenter: Can 당신 understand what it says Sarge?
Sargent O' Rourke: Yeah. It's from a tribe of indians, and they want to go on warpath.
Corporal Agarn: Which path would 당신 have to take to go to war?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Never mind that, let's go.

The indians that created the smoke signal was the Hikawis.

Sargent O' Rourke: *Looks at indians*
Corporal Agarn: They don't look like they want to take any path towards a war.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: It's called a warpath.
Chief Wild Eagle: They are here everyone.
Indians: Yay!!
Corporal Agarn: They're cheering for us?
Sargent O' Rourke: What's going on here?
Crazy Cat: 당신 saw our signals, and arrived.
Sargent O' Rourke: 당신 said 당신 wanted to go on a warpath.
Chief Wild Eagle: No, that was just to get 당신 over here to 가입하기 us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Crazy Cat: We want to party with you, and form an alliance.
Chief Wild Eagle: And do some trading of course.
Sargent O' Rourke: *His eyes turn into dollar signs*
Audience: *Laughing*

And so they partied, and everyone had a good time.

Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the 나팔, 나 팔 poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning 당신 Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*

Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic 무지개, 레인 보우 as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What are 당신 laughing for? We didn't even start the skit yet.
Audience: *Laughing*

The End

Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What the hell are 당신 doing?! If we didn't even start the skit, what makes 당신 think it's the end?

Now the skit starts. At the Ponyville golf course, Mitchell, and Olson were playing against each other.

Mitchell: *Waiting to hit the ball as he hears a train's horn*
Olson: *Waiting*
Mitchell: *Hits the ball*
Olson: *Sees the ball land on the green*
Mitchell: Ha. 당신 said I couldn't do it.
Olson: Oh, that's what I said half an 시간 ago.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mitchell: Idiot.
Olson: I bet 당신 cheated.
Audience: *Laughing*

Meanwhile, Otis, and Chip were two holes behind them on the 12th hole.

Chip: So I heard 당신 had trouble with the audience, and producers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: Where did 당신 hear that?
Chip: Oh, somewhere. Actually, I think it was the 11th hole. I'm not sure.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: 당신 mean 당신 can't remember?
Chip: Do I look like a smart 조랑말 to you?
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: No.
Chip: Well there 당신 go. Let's tee off.
Otis: *Spots Elena, and Casey* 당신 do that, I'm going to jack off.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: What for? *Looks behind him, and sees Elena, and Casey* Oh. That's why.
Otis: So, how long have 당신 sexy mares been playing this sport?
Elena: I played for four years.
Casey: Two years.
Otis: Oh yeah? I have been playing for three years. Right between 당신 two.
Chip: 저기요 Otis. I thought 당신 said 당신 were going to jack off!
Audience: *Laughing*
Casey: What did he say?
Otis: He's drunk, forget him. *Runs to Chip* What the hell did 당신 say that out loud for?
Chip: I was just repeating something 당신 told me.
Otis: Yeah well, don't do that.
Chip: How come?
Otis: There are certain things 당신 don't say outloud.
Chip: Well I told 당신 I'm an idiot. I don't know any better.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: *Walks to tee* Let's finish this hole.
Chip: *Looking away from Otis* Okay. Idiot.
Otis: And stop calling yourself an idiot.
Chip: I just did.
Audience: *Laughing*

Master Sword, Tom, and Saten Twist were at Tom's house trying to make a cake.

Saten Twist: We need to have 초콜릿 on this cake.
Master Sword: No we don't! 초콜릿 is bad.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: How could 당신 say that?! 초콜릿 is the best flavor for everything!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Saten Twist: Aren't we forgetting something?
Tom: Frosting?
Saten Twist: I'm not talking about the cake. I mean the show.
Tom: Oh, that. Brony of the month. For March, it's BlondLionEzel.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: When it comes to 글쓰기 about My Little 조랑말 with super 히어로즈 from Marvel, the possibilities are endless.
Master Sword: What are super 히어로즈 from Marvel?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Why don't 당신 ask him? He knows basically everything about them.
Master Sword: Forget it, let's continue working on the cake.

Meanwhile, Sean was at the mansion he created for himself. It was near Fluttershy's cottage.

Mortomis: Whoa. This place is cool.
Sean: Yes it is. Soon, I might make my own airport 의해 here. I'll have a collection of airplanes, and host an airshow once every month.
Mortomis: If they'll let 당신 of course.
Sean: What's that supposed to mean?
Mortomis: You're not a pony.
Sean: Well Zecora isn't a pony, and they let her do whatever she wants.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: For all I know, she could get away with raping fillies.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Mortomis: *Sees a big model train layout* How much did this cost?
Sean: How much do 당신 make in five years?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Can I run one of the trains?
Sean: Of course.
Mortomis: Thanks.
Sean: But if 당신 derail it, I'll kill you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Walks into Sean's house, and looks at the camera* Hey, get back to us. Will you? *Walks away* God I 사랑 breaking the 4th wall.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

Back at Tom's house

Master Sword: The cake is finished.
Tom: Good work.
Saten Twist: *Takes a slice, and eats it* Delicious.
Tom: All we need is some beer, and hot 개 to celebrate this Season 2 premiere.
Master Sword: With cake?
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: Okay fellas, time is up!
Tom: What?!
Announcer: The season 2 premiere is over. Go away!
Tom: Goddamnit. I didn't even get to have any cake.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

The End
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Hello, everyone. My name is Robert C. Ockstain, and I have a something to tell all of you. Today, a group of people were shot up in the subway with an assault rifle. I mean, sure, the 소총 was a watergun, and sure, everyone was enjoying themselves until the police came and shot the man. And sure, the man did throw down his gun and the police waited twenty 초 before opening 불, 화재 onto the man, but this is all because the man in the subway was a psychotic asshole who deserved every bullet he had gotten. And what caused this man to go onto his killing spree that the police heroically prevented?...
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Source: erhedfggh
 Merry Christmas! Almost! LMAO
Merry Christmas! Almost! LMAO
(♫Christmas tiiiiiime is heeeere, selfishneeeees, and queeeers! :D♫)

(ALRIGHT I'LL STOP NOW. XD)

Windwakerguy430. One of my best 프렌즈 on here, even if I haven't known him for the LONGEST time. He's a fellow 기사 creator who's pretty much ALWAYS on schedule, and has already made 더 많이 기사 than I'll probably EVER create.

And even if they aren't all perfect, there's plenty of good ones to go around, case in point, this article.

I'll be listing off my 상단, 맨 위로 5 가장 좋아하는 기사 from Windwakerguy430, in which we'll examine the best of his best and see which ones are REALLY worth checking...
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It'll be way easier to write this in script form.. I obviously wasn't getting anywhere 글쓰기 it the other way.



Joe: 당신 screwed up asshole!

Rick: Yes, yes., 당신 said that several times now..

Joe: 당신 killed our friend, now were kill YOU!

Rick: Why would 당신 want to kill me?

Joe: ... A -Are 당신 serious.. I literary JUST explained it.

Rick: Explained what?

Joe: ... Are 당신 braindead 또는 something?

Rick: ... Who's braindead? Is he a friend of yours?

Joe: Shut up!.. I'll shoot your brains out.

Rick: That's horrible. Why would 당신 want to kill me?

Joe: (screaming) BECAUSE 당신 KILLED OUR FUCKIN FRIEND!

Rick: WHEN!?

Joe: In the house, idiot!

Rick: What house!?

Joe: Just shut and listen!... I won't kill 당신 straight away! First were beat Daryl to death.. Then the girl... Then were shoot and be square.

Rick: (singing in head) "And the cat's in the 요람, 크래들 and the silver spoon"
La Noire is such a great game. And I am not usually a 팬 of murder mystery, unless it's the occasional Law and Order episode.
Anyway.
Am I the only one who found this one of the games greatest villains?

I mean, First off he is a villain from the past. Everyone presumed he was gone. But he secretly murders every single victim of the homicide cases, and, after researching who he killed, then frames people who have much motives for wanting the victim dead, and made it seem like it was THEM..

However, Cole is the only one seeing a pattern with the messages on the, most times, striped naked victim....
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~Story~

After losing both his wife and daughter in an unknown accident, Jason Abrams was trying to get away from his old life, not wanting to think of what had happened to them. However, after his car breaks down in a nearby town in the middle of winter, he is forced to stop there for the night. However, after exploring the town for a bit, he finds that it is completely empty. Only after meeting a resident with scars all over his body does he find out that he is stuck in the town of Snowkeep, a long abandoned coal mining city that was said to be the cause of a freak accident. As Jason investigates...
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With the announcement of Resident Evil: Umbrella Corps coming, I am sure all of us Resident Evil players had the same reaction of “ ……… meh”. After the disasters that was Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City, Resident Evil 6, that piece of shit Resident Evil 5, and Resident Evil: Reve- Well, okay, Revelations was pretty good- There hasn’t been much good Resident Evil games lately. So much in fact, that it made me want to play a good Resident Evil game… And what better one to play than the one that has been deemed the best in the series, and for good reason, Resident Evil 4. More...
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Back when I was in middle school, I wasn’t known for having a whole lot of 프렌즈 my own age. It’s not like I had no 프렌즈 in general around that time, it’s just that I didn’t have as much as most kids my age did. I was mostly friendly with the teachers, however. I was always able to respect them and they respected me. I remember always visiting my old elementary school on the last Friday of each month. These teachers were just so friendly, and I could tell they were all happy to see me. However, there were a few times when I ran into a teacher that was…. not so happy to see me....
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During my parent's temporary split-up, I was living with my mother at her grandmother’s house. The reason for this is because my dad lived in Middletown. And OH BOY, let me tell you, there is no worse place to live in in the south-eastern side of this Ohio than Middletown. The town was always dirty, there were decrepit neighborhoods everywhere. Gang members were always driving around, prostitutes would come out on the evening like Happy 시간 for HIV carriers, and there was at least one gun fired a day. Hell, one gun 불, 화재 was a good 일 in Middletown, because you’ll realize that the hospital...
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Wind: (Walking down hall when a girl bumps into him) Damn it, what where you’re going
Girl: 당신 watch where you’re going
Wind: ……. Who are 당신 anyway
Girl: I am Amanda. I am the leader of the book club-
Wind: Stopped caring (Starts walking off)
Amanda: Hey, what do 당신 say we ditch class and have some fun
Wind: 당신 had me at ditch class
(Later, at a bowling alley)
Wind: So, when does the fun start
Amanda: Oh, silly. It started hours 이전
Wind: Oh… (Sarcastic) Guess I missed that part
Amanda: Hey, can I ask 당신 a favor
Wind: If I say no, will you-
Amanda: Great, I need 당신 to do something...
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Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run 의해 thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 1: New worker

Cheyenne, July 26, 1950

Coffee Creme: *walking on platform*
Orion: Hey, are 당신 the new 불, 화재 mare?
Coffee Creme: Yes.
Orion: Alright, you're working with another 조랑말 on that passenger train. You're going to Las Pegasus. Good luck on your first day.
Coffee Creme: Thanks *walks to engine*
Hawkeye: Hi, 당신 must be my new 불, 화재 mare....
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Three guards were watching over the tired up Maggie and Glenn.

"Your ganna pay for this!" Maggie cried angrily.

"Hahaha.. What. Am gonna get my throat slide 또는 something!?" guard one cried, laughing st his own joke.

Suddenly appeared out of nowhere, grabbing the laughing guard from behind, and ironically slitting the guards throat with a large knife.

Before the 초 guard could react Rick body slammed the guard onto a 벽 and stabbed guard deep into to his hyoid area, killing him almost instantly.

The third guard reached for a 칼, 나이프 and attempted to stab Rick from behind but suddenly an axe was...
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Wind: Okay, I know 당신 guys are mad, but-
Link: Your damn right were mad
Wind: Well, that’s good to hear. But, I really need to get going and-
Tetra: Oh no. You’re not going anywhere until 당신 tell us why it took a whole fucking 월 to make another After Adventure episode.
Wind: Well, I could tell you….. but, there is some a job 당신 need to do, so bye
Link: A job, 당신 think we’ll get money for it
Tetra: I’m not sure. I guess we’ll have to check
(Some Time Later)
Link: Okay, where is the treasure. I followed that guys map
(Flashback)
Link: Hey, where is the treasure
Ho-Ho: I SPY WITH MY LITTLE...
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Link: So, what's the 다음 place we need to go to
Tetra: We need to head to Lenzo's Pictograph 샵 to help him out with his desire.
Link: Why do I give a shit about what he desires
Tetra: If we help him, he'll give us stuff
Link: 당신 had me at stuff
(Later, in Pictograph Shop)
Lenzo: (With shaky voice) Hey, young boy, I need your help
Link: As long as stuff is involved, I will
Lenzo: Listen, I'm a creeper, and I like to... take pictures of everyone in town, but, I am under house arrest, so, I need 당신 to go and take pictures of everyone.
Link: So, your telling me to help a creepy psycho 의해 taking pictures...
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Rebecca: (On roof with Chuck) Okay, now, lets go over it again. Who are we looking for
Chuck: TK
Rebecca: And why are we looking for him
Chuck: To prove to the world he was the one who started the outbreak
Rebecca: Good. Now, do not forg- (One 시간 later)
Chuck: So, who are we looking for
Rebecca: I thought I told 당신 not to- (Sees helicopter) There he is
Chuck: Ah ha. I see him. We better go stop him, huh
Rebecca: What;s this we stuff. Your going to fight him, and I'm gonna watch
Chuck: Your always so helpful (Smiles)
(Later)
Chuck (In elevator with Rebecca) Get behind me (Elevator door opens to see...
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Chuck: (Working on motorcycle)
Backstage Worker: Okay, Mr... uh
Chuck: The names Chuck Greene. Just like one of the 색깔 of the rainbow
Backstage: ........ Okay
Chuck: (To Katey) Okay, Katey, I'm gonna go make us some money
Katey: 당신 mean your going out to compete in a deadly game show killing hundreds of zombies in a brutal fashion, and even if 당신 get first place, 당신 will get no respect from the recurring characters in the story
Chuck: Exactly
Katey: ........ 당신 really should have become a lawyer
Chuck: Oh, Katey, don't 당신 know. Any game with a lawyer would suck
(Meanwhile)
Phoenix Wright: Fuck...
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Hello, everyone. And, I give 당신 the last of my rants, for now at least. But, for now, lets go over the third rant of things that bug me in this world.

Bed Bugs - Yet another one of God’s mistakes. Though, unlike birds, these fucking things just don’t know when to fuck off. These things have no purpose to exist other than to suck your blood and invade your home. It’s as if they’re a bunch of aliens from outer 우주 stealing your blood to use for testing… but, that’s a little too much. But, seriously, they come into your house, drink your blood, and leave the ugliest set of marks...
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Rick and Shane took an hogtied Randell with them to on thir trip that ended up taking them to an abandoned Public Works Station, 18 miles away from the the farm house.

At one point Randell admitted that he went to school with Maggie.

Shane snapped and punched him square in the nose.

"Oh, was that your nose? Cause I'm pretty sure that was your nose?" Shane mocked.

"Your crazy!" Randell cried.

"I'm not crazy! (takes out his classic pistol and points it at Randell) THIS IS CRAZY!" Shane screamed, as his eyes twitched from his growing insanity.

Rick, seeing the kids fear, insured Randell that Shane wasn't...
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Today, we will be talking about Tro------ Sorry, Tro--------- Ahem..... We'll be looking at Trolls, OH!!! So, before lets look at the Trolls history.
Back then, trolls were everywhere. However, there wasn't a picture at all of what a Troll looked like. So, when a Deviant Art user made this, it soon got famous. However, the Trollface didn't truly become famous until a comic titles Cool Face was created. Since then, this face has been the Trolls trademark.
A Troll face is usually used to show a character who gets enjoyment out of annoying others. It has been used in many Rage Comics and has even gone to us cartoon and movie characters.
Now, for the final score. The final score for Trollface is a Fail. Honestly. It's a Troll Trademark. What were 당신 guys expecting. With that I will see 당신 all 다음 time