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Thomas: *Racing Sonic* You're not in any shows.
Sonic: I will be once On The Block begins season 2.
Thomas: Oh yeah.
Sonic: Plus my cousin Sean's in it.
Sean: *Blows his horn as he passes Thomas, and Sonic*
Sonic: Not that Sean.
Captain Jefferson: Gran Turismo is over. Let me go home.
Sonic: That's also the wrong Sean.
Sean The Hedgehog: *Waves hello to Sonic, and Thomas*
Thomas: But he's not.
Tom: Who cares?!?! Let's get those back to back episodes started!

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 히어로즈 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 사과 브랜디

Now, let's begin. Twilight was walking down the 거리 with Spike while Pinkie Pie was wearing an umbrella on her head.

Twilight: Man, this sucks. First my car gets eaten 의해 parasprites, and now 당신 want me to buy 당신 a shitload of fucking ice cream!
Spike: Twilight, why are 당신 in a bad mood? 크리스마스 is coming soon.
Twilight: Hold up, we're at 크리스마스 time already? Last time I checked, it was summer.
Spike: Well, 당신 can blame the director of this show for not having us do any episodes between last July, and now.
Twilight: Man, those niggas need to straighten up their act. *Spots Pinkie Pie* Yo, check dat 암캐, 암 캐 out.
Spike: I bet 당신 can't remember her name.
Twilight: Nigga, I don't give a shit about anyone in this town except for me.
Pinkie Pie: *Hiding under a bench as she looks up at the sky. She moves from under the bench, to under a 불, 화재 hydrant. Then she goes under a police car*
Police Pony: Hey, get out from under there.
Pinkie Pie: *Gets out from under the police car* Something is going to fall down somewhere!!
Twilight: Dat 암캐, 암 캐 must be high on drugs, 또는 somethin'.

Intro
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Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* 저기요 Fluttershy, 당신 smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, 당신 are my best friends.

My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots

Episode 10: Feeling Pinkie's *****

Pinkie Pie: *Hiding under a tree*
Twilight: *Walks with Spike over to Pinkie Pie* Nigga, wut da fuq are 당신 doin'?
Pinkie Pie: Stay down Twilight. Something is going to fall soon.
Twilight: 당신 must be high on drugs man. Nothing is gonna fall *Sees a frog fall onto her face* Wut da hell? Where did this come from?
Fluttershy: *Above Twilight* Sorry Twilight. I'm taking these frogs to a lake somewhere.
Twilight: Do 당신 even know what the lake is called?
Fluttershy: Nope. Bye. *Flies away with her wagon of frogs*
Twilight: *Looks at the wagon* How da hell is she pulling a wagon like that? It looks very heavy.
Pinkie Pie: Never mind that. Let's get the frog off your face-
Twilight: Nigga fuck you. I don't need 당신 tellin' me wut to do. If I want this frog on my face, I'll keep it there.
Pinkie Pie: Okay. Auf wiedersehen. *Cheerfully trots away*
Twilight: Man, that 담홍색, 핑크 German is fucked up.

Later, Twilight did some 더 많이 snooping.

Robotnik: Snooping as-

Okay, okay, we get it. Save that for the 유튜브 Poops.

Twilight: *Watching Pinkie Pie with binoculars* Wut is dat nigga doin' now?
Spike: *Sees Pinkie Pie twitching her tail* Something else is going to fall! *Runs away*
Twilight: Spike, 당신 don't really believe in dat crap, do you?! *Gets hit 의해 an acorn, a small box, a big box, and a massive horse shoe* FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!

당신 think she's die from that, but no. Sadly, she survived.

Twilight: *At her house* How da fuq does she do that?!!?!
Pinkie Pie: *Appear out of nowhere* Do what Twilight?
Twilight: Predictin' shit man! 당신 said something would fall, and a frog landed on my face. 당신 predicted somethin' fallin' again, only this time, I got crushed 의해 랜덤 shit.
Pinkie Pie: I saw that. How did 당신 survive being crushed 의해 a massive horse shoe?
Twilight: How am I supposed to know that?
Pinkie Pie: Would 당신 like to know how I predict these things?
Twilight: How do 당신 do it?
Pinkie Pie: *Shows a bag of heroine* This is how it's done.
Twilight: I knew 당신 was high on somethin'. Now, about this heroine, is it, what 당신 Germans would say, wunderbar?
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl. Try some.
Twilight: *Takes some heroine*

30 분 later.

Twilight: *Outside with Pinkie Pie. They're both high from the heroine* Yo Rarity, in ten seconds, you're gonna meet a stallion.
Rarity: Oh wonderful. I hope we can-
Stallion: *Arrives, and rapes Rarity*
Rarity: Ah!! Yes! This feels so right!!

Well it's not really rape if she wants it. Right?

Twilight: *Laughs*
Spike: Twilight, what are you, and Pinkie Pie up to?
Twilight: 저기요 nigga, I predict that you're gonna get hit 의해 a car if 당신 십자가, 크로스 the street.
Spike: Ridiculous. Nopony would want to wreck their car 의해 running me over. I'll prove it to 당신 right now. *Crossing the street, but gets hit 의해 a '56 Buick*
조랑말 in Buick: Oh shit!! *Runs out of his car, and looks at it* Damnit! My bumper is ruined!!
Twilight: Hahahaha. I am never wrong. *Looks at Pinkie Pie* Man, we need to do this 더 많이 often.
Pinkie Pie: Danke. I am glad you're enjoying this.

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Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.

The End

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Master Sword: *Walking towards Tom*
Tom: Uh oh!!
Master Sword: I wanna be the host 당신 blue-
Tom: *Points behind him* 저기요 look, Link.
Master Sword: Where?!!
Tom: *Smashes a 맥주 bottle on Master Sword's head*
Master Sword: You're trying to knock me out??!
Tom: You're supposed to be unconscious.
Master Sword: *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tom: *Not scared* That's getting old. We should start the 다음 episode of My Little Pornstar.

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 히어로즈 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 사과 브랜디

Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle woke up in excitement, looking at her calender.

Twilight: Alright man, this is it. I am going to work on the 50th Winter 덮개, 랩 Up of Pornstarville.
Spike: Oh, who gives a fuck? Why does everyone have to take control of the weather?
Twilight: I don't know man! I just wanna help out, and get this winter weather gone! We want Spring to start properly!
Spike: There's just one problem. 당신 cannot use your magic.
Twilight: *Uninterested* Fuck it. Now I don't wanna do it.

Intro
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Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* 저기요 Fluttershy, 당신 smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, 당신 are my best friends.

My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots

Episode 11: Winter Crap Up

Mayor Mare: *Talking to everypony* Our Winter 덮개, 랩 Up of 1965 will be the best one ever, because it is our 50th anniversary. Now let's sing a stupid song that makes no sense.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Three months of winter coolness, and awesome holidays-
Twilight: Yo, wut da fuq is dis?!!?
Pinkie Pie: We are singing.
Twilight: Hell no 당신 ain't! We have to get rid of all dis snow! There's too much white stuff on the ground!! Speaking of white stuff. *Grabs a straw*
Mayor Mare: Ignore that deranged unicorn, and start working on getting rid of winter.
Ponies: Yes Mayor Mare.
Twilight: Man, I ain't deranged. *Snorting the show* Dat shit's good.
Berry Punch: Is she high?
Roseluck: No way. 당신 can't get high on snow.
Berry Punch: Then I must be drunk.
Roseluck: Yeah, that must be it.

It turned out that Twilight really was high!

Twilight: Okay, I'm ready. *Walks over to 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash* Dashie, how's my 가장 좋아하는 biyatch?!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Uncomfortable with Twilight looking at her* What?
Twilight: I wanna help 당신 clear the clouds mah nigga.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Are 당신 feeling okay?
Twilight: *Starts to have mood swings, and is angry* DON'T JUDGE ME!!!! *Turns sad* Why don't I have enough weed?! *Gets happy* Dashie, I can see the sun smiling, and I 사랑 you! *Gets tired* May I borrow your pillow? *Falls asleep*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Tries to lift Twilight* No offense, but you're heavy. *Lifts Twilight* Let's get 당신 back home.

Back at Twilight's 나무, 트리 home.

Twilight: *Wakes up in her house* HOLY SHIT, WUT HAPPENED?!!?
Spike: 당신 got high, and passed out? 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash helped 당신 get back 집 before 당신 caught a cold.
Twilight: Nigga, what 당신 ramblin' about?
Spike: 당신 got high, had mood swings, and passed out in the snow. 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash helped 당신 get here before 당신 caught a cold.
Twilight: Then fuck you, and fuck 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash!

Later, the purple unicorn went to a 겨울왕국 lake where she saw Pinkie Pie skating.

Twilight: How does this help get rid of winter?
Pinkie Pie: My ice skating blades are so sharp, that they cut the ice into many pieces, and they melt very quickly in the water.
Twilight: Well the sun ain't even shinin'. The clouds are blocking it.
Pinkie Pie: It will all be ready when the pegasi clear the clouds.
Twilight: Man, dat'll take too long. Let me do it. *Uses her magic to get rid of the clouds*
Pinkie Pie: *Shocked* 당신 used magic!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twilight: Yeah? So?
Pinkie Pie: It is tradition in Pornstarville not to use unicorn magic. We like to make things difficult for us to get anything done.
Twilight: That is the dumbest thing I ever heard. In fact, why don't 당신 just stop fucking with mother nature? Let the weather do it's thing naturally.
Pinkie Pie: Umm. How is that possible?

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Mayor Mare: *Arrives with three guards* What is this I hear about 당신 using magic to clear clouds?
Twilight: Nigga, I was doing 당신 a favor.
Mayor Mare: 당신 broke a tradition, and because of that, we must have 당신 executed. 빠삐용 style!!
Twilight: That movie didn't even come out yet! In fact, they didn't even start working on it!
Mayor Mare: Guards, the guillotine!
Guard: Yes Mayor Mare.
Twilight: A guillotine?! Nigga, 당신 out of your mind!!!

She starts running down the streets, between multiple cars.

Twilight: HELP!! DIS NIGGA IS CRAZY!!!!
Mayor Mare: *Chasing Twilight with the guards* Stop that pony!! She broke tradition, and talks like a black person!!!
Ponies: *Chasing Twilight with torches*
Twilight: This is 1965! Haven't 당신 heard of guns?!?
Ponies: Oh yeah. *Grab guns*
Twilight: FUUCK!! Why did I say that outloud?!!?! SPIKE, this is your fault!! wait he's not here!! It's Pinkie Pie's fault!!!!!!!!!!

Luckily for Twilight, she escaped the angry mob, and they forgot why they were trying to kill Twilight in the first place.

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Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.

The End

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Tom: Okay everyone. This is your host Tom Foolery from On The Block, signing out. Though this isn't really a radio show, this is the end. Come back 다음 Saturday for 더 많이 Spectacular Stories, here in the S.S.S.S.