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So, this movie was released to the world in the good old 년 of 1984. Ronald Reagan was in office, cocaine was everywhere, and George Orwell wrote a book about that year. It was also a real good 년 for cinema… And then this movie came out. Parents hated this movie, saying that children should not have to see Santa killing people in theaters, because apparently parents can’t see R ratings. It’s like movement to dinosaurs. Parents vision is based on letters that don’t have an R in it. However, this huge amount of controversy only made this movie even 더 많이 popular. Angry parents just seemed to help 광고 this movie, and now Silent Night, Deadly Night is a cult classic among movie goers. So congratulations, all 당신 people who hated the movie despite never watching it. Instead of getting the film removed, 당신 ended up having it brought back for the entire world to enjoy. It must be all 당신 ever wanted. This movie even tries to pass itself off as being as good as Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween, and Friday the 13th…. It’s not
Okay, enough with that. Let’s talk about the actual movie. The movie takes place on Christmas… obviously. Billy, a young boy at the beginning of the film, watches along with his brother as a man dressed as Santa murders his parents (With a gun, so this is probably the first time a slasher movie had a killer use a gun) in front of them… And not the kids. Because what’s the worst that witnesses could do to him. I’m just saying, if you’re going to commit murder to a happy family, go all the way. Anyway, years later, after growing up in an orphanage, Billy, now an adult, dresses in a Santa costume and starts going around, murdering people who he deems naughty. From that point on, it’s just your typical slasher movie. The only difference is that it’s Christmas. Young couples have a bit of fun, screw around, get drunk and have sex, and then Billy comes in with his axe and kills them. It’s what you’d expect from a movie such as this. It’s nothing spectacular, but nothing terrible either. That’s for the sequel.
This movie is just so simple when it comes to slasher movies. Just because it takes place on Christmas, it doesn’t mean it’s got a lot of new ideas. A serial killer Santa can only stay fresh for so long. While this movie isn’t exactly the most well told story ever, it does manage to have some interesting scenes. These kills that Billy commits could pass as special kills if he ever ends up as the 다음 DLC character for Mortal Kombat X (Oh, I hope). Impaling people with arrows, strangling someone to death with 크리스마스 lights. And who can forget the classic kill where Billy decapitates a teenager with an axe as he passes 의해 on a sled. However, Billy’s ultimate goal is to murder Mother Superior, the cruel head of the orphanage. Why are all orphanages run 의해 awful people? But, at the end of the movie (Spoilers), Billy is shot down in front of the orphans (Because that won’t fuck them up in a few years), and at the end of the movie, Billy’s brother, Ricky, tells Mother Superior that she has been naughty, and the movie ends. Is that a good ending, no. But it at least gives a reason for the sequel (Which I will be reviewing. That one is a real treat).
Silent Night, Deadly Night is far from a good 크리스마스 slasher movie… 또는 a movie in general. Critics weren’t exactly fond of this movie, even saying that it was made on blood money and that the entire filming crew should be ashamed. Is it that bad? No. It’s bad. It’s REALLY bad. But it’ wasn’t that bad. Then again, this is the same guy who likes Killer Klowns from Outer Space, so I’m not exactly Roger Ebert. But, for some reason, it must have been good enough to get a cult following, and not one, not two, but four sequels. Yes, four! And even a remake in 2012. I’ve never watched the remake and I’ve never heard anyone talk about it, but the cover has Santa with a flamethrower on it, so it must be the greatest movie ever. Silent Night, Deadly Night is a very, very, VERY simple slasher film. If you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all, including this one. But, if 당신 really want a good laugh, 또는 just want to watch Santa decapitate a teenager while he goes down a 언덕, 힐 on a sled (Oddly specific of you), then this is the movie for you. Take care.
So I talked about this game back in my Corner of Horror review (A series I need to get back to since I haven’t review anything since Halloween), and I think I was a little too harsh on this game. So I want to give it another review, another shot, if 당신 will, and let 당신 know that I really do 사랑 this horror classic. So let’s stop talking about it and start talking about Condemned: Criminal Origins.
You play as one Ethan Thomas, a not to bright young investigator for the SCU who is tracking down a serial killer when he has a run in with Serial Killer X, a man who goes around murdering...
So it is no surprise to anyone that my 가장 좋아하는 horror game of all time Silent 언덕, 힐 2. It’s been that way and it’ll continue to be that way for a long time. But with it’s awkward gameplay and acting, can I really put such a game in my 상단, 맨 위로 ten 가장 좋아하는 games ever? The answer is yes, and I just did.
Silent 언덕, 힐 2 follows James Sunderland, an awkward man who arrives to the town of Silent 언덕, 힐 after he receives a letter from his dead wife, Mary. He meets all sorts of other characters there, like Angela, Eddie, and Laura, and a mysterious woman named Maria, and has to get through the...
Hey, did 당신 guys know I like No 더 많이 Heroes!? Crazy fact, huh?! Anyway, let’s talk about it for the twentieth fucking time why I 사랑 No 더 많이 Heroes!
No 더 많이 히어로즈 follows the tale of a young man named Travis Touchdown, a huge nerd with an figure collection, masterbates to porn all day, and spent all his rent money on a Beam Katana in an online auction. So, in need of money and some sex, Travis takes part in the United Assassin’s Association’s ranked fights in the hopes of becoming number one and getting laid. So, off he goes on a killing spree to take out the ten highest ranked...
Finally! After ten years, I was finally able to beat this game. It took ten years to get through the entire game, but I did it. So yeah, my personal problems aside, Final 판타지 VII is still a good game.
Final 판타지 VII follows 구름, 클라우드 Strife pre-Advent Children 이모 phase as he joins the rebellious group known as AVALANCHE to stop Shinra from draining the earth of Mako energy that keeps it alive. But this soon turns into something 더 많이 as they get involved with mama’s boy Sephiroth who wants to gain the earth’s energy to gain the power of a god and destroy the earth for… raisins....
Remember when I talked about Dead Rising 2 and said that I liked it just a little less than Dead Rising 1? Well now it is time for me to finally talk about why I like Dead Rising 1 more. And I am aware of the technical flaws of Dead Rising compared to the sequel, but everything else, the feel, the stuff around it, it just captivates me more.
You play as Frank West, a cocky news reporter who has covered wars, ya know. He travels to Willamette, Colorado during a mysterious outbreak. There, Frank comes across agents from the Department of Homeland Security, Brad and Jessie, who are searching...
