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With the announcement of Resident Evil: Umbrella Corps coming, I am sure all of us Resident Evil players had the same reaction of “ ……… meh”. After the disasters that was Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City, Resident Evil 6, that piece of shit Resident Evil 5, and Resident Evil: Reve- Well, okay, Revelations was pretty good- There hasn’t been much good Resident Evil games lately. So much in fact, that it made me want to play a good Resident Evil game… And what better one to play than the one that has been deemed the best in the series, and for good reason, Resident Evil 4. 더 많이 specifically, Resident Evil 4 HD Remake for Xbox 360 and 플레이스테이션 3.
If 당신 know me, then 당신 will know that I 사랑 Resident Evil 4. Hell, it easily makes my 상단, 맨 위로 ten 가장 좋아하는 games of all time. It is just that good. For those who don’t know (About one percent of you) Resident Evil 4 is a game where 당신 play as Leon S. Kennedy, the character from Resident Evil 2, who, after surviving the Raccoon City Outbreak, he was able to work for the president in just a matter of days. His first mission is to rescue Ashley Graham, the president's daughter, from a terrorist group in a rural village in Spain. However, shit hits the 팬 really hard in just seconds, as Leon is attacked 의해 murderous villagers, blood thirsty dogs, a mutated alligator, a giant, a bearded man in a trench coat, a blind monster with giant claws, giant bugs that spit acid, a chainsaw wielding man with a bag over his face, knights, guys in robes, a black anthro scorpion, a man in a robe, generating monsters, black guys with a mini-gun, a soldier who is vulnerable to bullets, fire, and rockets but weak to knives, and a whiny midget…. Incase 당신 couldn’t tell, this game is weird.
So, throughout the game, 당신 are just shooting enemies while looking for Ashley. Along the way, 당신 will meet other somewhat friendly characters, like Luis Sara, a Spanish man who is one of the funniest video game characters I;ve ever met, despite him having so few scenes, and then there is the very minor but oh so very memorable character, The Merchant…. OOOOHHH, THE MERCHANT! This guy sells 당신 all kinds of weapons, but has such an amazing voice that 당신 can’t help but speak to him again and again because it is just so good. Also, there is a dog. It can distract the giant for you… Because why not.
So, everyone loves this game…. HOWEVER, I want to talk about all the bad things in this game. First off, there is the quick-time events. I always hated these ones in this game, since they come so damn fast, that 당신 never have enough time to react. Also, they feel the need to add this with button mashing. I hate having to slam down on the buttons in order to run. This is why I hate the Jack Krauser fights. I swear, I have never pushed the A button so hard and so fast in my life. Poor A button. I don’t think my Gamecube controller can take this much abuse. Another thing is the change of settings. At first, the game looks pretty creepy. 당신 start out in a small rural village filled with psychotic villagers. That is pretty scary, I will admit. Than 당신 end up at a castle. Um, okay. I don’t know why we’re at a 성 now, but I’ll live with it. Than after that, 당신 end up at a maximum security lab on an island- Okay, what the hell is this. I thought I was playing a survival horror game. Not Legend of Zelda. What’s with all these crazy environments in one place? And then there is the last problem, which everyone who has played Resident Evil 4 hates. And that is Ashley herself. Everyone has said that Ashley is an obnoxious idiot who will gladly run head first into enemies just to shout at the 상단, 맨 위로 of her lungs like an idiot. Now, do I find Ashley annoying? No….. ish. I mean, I never had that much problems with Ashley. Sure, she does 사랑 running into enemies, and when I try to lead her away from a Regenerator, she just lies there, and gets killed and I got to do the level all over again, ARE 당신 FUCKING KIDDING ME, ASHLEY- But, those kinds of things only happened once to me throughout a single playthrough. I usually kept her behind me in a different part of the room that lacked enemies, so I could go off and kill the enemies up ahead, keeping myself from hearing Ashley shout, so I rarely found her to be an annoyance like others did.
So, let’s talk about this game some 더 많이 and how much it ISN’T a horror game. This game has been called a survival horror third person shooter, but really, this feels 더 많이 like an action game. Resident Evil 4 is like the early Dead 우주 2. It’s a great game, but it’s not a horror game. Of course, I was willing to give this game the benefit of the doubt and see if it can still scare me….. Until (Spoilers) a helicopter came onto the island and shot at a bunch of Ganados (Names of the enemies). Yeah, this felt 더 많이 like a fucking Rambo movie 의해 this point. Just get Sylvester Stallone and it will be perfect. Also, in case the game wasn’t action packed enough, if 당신 beat the game once and play it again, 당신 can buy the Chicago Typewriter, an extremely powerful assault 소총 with unlimited ammo, which can kill anything in just a few shots. Of course, if 당신 REALLY want 더 많이 action in this game, 당신 can buy the Infinite Rocket Launcher, which fires a constant amount of rockets. I made it a goal to kill as many things as I could with this thing. I don’t know if it is possible to get a headshot with a rocket launcher, and I don’t know if I did. I’d check but the body blew up before I could.
Now, this game obviously had tons of 사랑 and was seen as a very revolutionary game at the time. it got 9/10s, 또는 even 10/10s. The game was just that good. The best version at the time was the Gamecube version, which is the one I own along with the HD remake. That was until PS2, the spoiled brat of the sixth generation of consoles wanted the game for himself with better controls. PS2 is just such a fat fucking hog when it comes to having the best games. Another thing to add, Resident Evil’s ending was placed in the 기네스 Book’s 상단, 맨 위로 50 Best Endings in Video Games Ever… Period… In the World. I mean, was the ending really that good. Not going to spoil it, but I don’t think it deserved to be put in the 상단, 맨 위로 fifty of best ever… Then again, this was the same book that thought Call of Duty: Black Ops ending was the best ending ever. Yeah, because zombies was such a fucking surprise.
Overall, Resident Evil 4 is a fantastic games. Sure, it has one 또는 two problems, but those problems are quickly dashed with the fun gameplay, action, and exploration. And even the puzzles are fun, while they may be easy (EXCEPT FOR THAT FUCKING SLIDING PUZZLE). If 당신 happen to find this game for Gamecube, PS2, Xbox 360, 플레이스테이션 4, 또는 even fucking Windows (Yes, there was a version of that), then this is a game 당신 need to buy. If 당신 want to get rid of the awful taste of Resident Evil’s 5, 6, and Operation: Raccoon City, than this is for you. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take.
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Wind: (Sitting at coffee 샵 with Cody) So, 당신 think that homosexuals come from space
Cody: Well, how else do people just… become gay
Wind: Thinking it through mentally, maybe
Cody: Nah, that’s silly
(A large protest group walks down the street)
Cody: What’s that?
Wind: A protest, it seems. Let’s see if the cops start to beat them up (Heads out, and Cody follows)

Arnold: We can’t let this racism keep going
Wind: (Passes through the crowd) Get out of my way (Gets to the front of the crowd) Excuse me, but what the hell are 당신 talking about
Arnold: Do 당신 not see the racism around us. Blacks,...
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~Story~

Bishop, Rollen “Roll”, and Tiny Tom are all video game making novices, all wanting to make it big in the gaming industry. However, they lack any skill in creating a game. So, they decide to head to a place known as Glass Sky Hills, where they hope to meet a man known as The Prodigy, who has created several amazing games. When they find The Prodigy, they find him to be a high schooler just like them, named Maximilian, with his alias name being Max 1. Million, but asks the others to call him Maxwell. His 사랑 for gaming completely blocks out his 사랑 for other things, including people,...
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#10: ACT OF VALOR:
He liked Hardcore Henry.
So this movie is KIND of like that. It feels like a game of Call of Duty. I know he doesn't like call of duty. But how can he hate marines shooting the shit out of rapists and terrorists..


#9: 런던 HAS FALLEN:
I can't wait to see this movie again.
I 사랑 watching it and seeing how WRONG the reviewers are. I'm gonna remember this one for a LONG time..


#8: TOTAL RECALL:
He probably has. But if not.. It's Arnold, that's all he needs to know..


#7: BRAVEHEART:
He probably has though..


#6: PLATOON:
It'd pretty old. And he probably doesn't like charlie sheen....
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~Story~

In 1898, Westward Expansion is at an all time high, with people travelling to the inhabited west of the American country to strike it rich. An archeologist 의해 the name of Robert Grimley travelled to the west in 검색 of any ancient artifacts that he believed were undiscovered. As he was patrolling the landscape, he came across a band of slaughtered Native Americans, killed 의해 a group of bandits. After taking what he could from the bandit camp, he found a strange artifact in the shape of a skull. The artifact was known as Mictlantecuhtli, an artifact from an ancient Aztec temple cursed...
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This review is just a simple letter from a couple of 분 ago. I am posting this, because 의해 the time 당신 read this, I will be completely insane. And for very good reasons. The reason for my unexpected madness comes from what has to be one of the worst creations ever made in the history of mankind. A creation so evil, that it can even break the most mentally strong. And this abomination that was allowed to walk the earth is none other than the travesty known as Sonichu.
Now, I am not going to be talking about the comics. Instead, I will focus on the character itself, which, honestly, is probably...
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Andjelija and huguenots escapes from king in the 보트 Gouldsboro with Rescator and piratas. They goes to the American isle in the New World for beginning new life.
Tamo se rodilo dete od mlade hugenotkinje. Cudna primala joj je pomagala pri porodjaju koristivsi lekovite trave i dete bryo doslo na svet. Dete se rodilo u zoru. zena se zalila gospodja Manigault.
- Sta cemo ovde? Nema sluzavke i toplih plahta za moju devojcicu? Ne nije tako, ali nema veze. Andjelija se ljutila na nju da je bolje da bude srecna sto se dete rodilo na slobodi nego u tamnici gde je jos gora neimastina od te. Indijanci Medvedi ih napadali. Nastala panika, jurnjava, bezanja u zaklon, ranjavanja...
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Cut Purse

Being the proud leader of the Manehatten Mafia at the age of fourteen, he was given much power. He is a very calm headed man, but, he is also very sadistic, always wanting to kill his enemies himself in painful ways, such as forcing them to drink gasoline before lighting them on 불, 화재 from the inside, to cutting off pieces of their flesh and feeding it to his dog until they are just a skeleton. He is a merciless, and possibly psychotic, crime boss who is very well known in the criminal underworld, for his 인기 sales of rare drugs and deadly weapons. He had Master Sword work for him...
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 Cory
Cory
???: (Reads newspaper) How did these guys make money. I swear, they sure do know how to pull of a job

???: (REads newspaper) Huh... Hey, I only know one person who would hold a bomb to scare people. I thought I'd never meet him again.

???: I do see the car they drive. And I see the license plate

???: How do the police miss there license plate. Nevermind. The sooner I find those two, the better

Nick: (Wakes up) (Goes to kitchen) (Opens cupboard) (Pulls out coffee beans) (Throws coffee beans in garbage) (Pulls out bottle of liqour and drinks it)
Cody: (Wakes up) (Goes to kitchen) Hey, where are the...
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 Cody's Car
Cody's Car
(Alarm Clock Rings)
Cody: Huh! What! (Turns off clock) (Gets up)
(Meanwhile at New York prison)
Nick: (Gets up)

Cody: (Goes to bathroom) (Brushes teeth with tooth brush)

Nick: (Brushes teeth) (Stomps on passingby rat) (Uses rats blood to wash out mouth)

Cody: (Sits on couch) (Turns on TV)

Nick: (Sits on bed) Where was I at yesterday....... Oh yeah, 32 bottles of 맥주 on the wall. 32 bottles of beer
Guard: Hey, Nick, its time
Nick: If its my execution time, I don't want 당신 sticking that stuff in my body. Just give me a gun. I'll kill myself
Guard: No, actually, you've done your time
Nick: 당신 shitting...
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I don’t know what it is, but I always enjoyed foggy environments. I mean sure, people have gotten into… 더 많이 than one car accident in them, but they still fascinate me no matter what. It’s almost as fascinating to me as snow is (Trust me, that’s an upcoming list). Though, unlike snow, fog is used to give off something scary, depressing, 또는 mysterious. And I freaking 사랑 that. Hell, even making this list, it’s foggy right now. So, what better time to make a list about foggy environments. Now, some rules. Only from games that I have played, and only one per franchise, as usual. Also,...
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There are a lot of DLC, and if 당신 are a true gamer, DLC is something 당신 usually… don’t have high expectations for. They either sell 당신 a bunch of worthless clothing and items for how they would be priced in real life, give 당신 on disc DLC, 또는 even force 당신 to buy their DLC because they have the ending to a game held for ransom. Game companies usually use one of these horrible tactics, 또는 hell, even all of them (Capcom), but what about the few exceptions. What about those guys who use DLC right, giving 당신 a small game for half the price of the original game. That there is perfect DLC,...
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Hello everyone, and today, we will be talking about the meme known only as Zerg Rush. No, let us explain the history of Zerg Rush.
Now, the Zerg Rush started in the famous online strategy game called Starcraft. In it was an alien race known as Zerg. The Zerg was mostly known for their ability to mass produce very quickly. Before 당신 knew it, they were swarming with them on the battle field. Zergs also used a specific attack called Rush. Rush was an attack that had them use there energy to rush at an enemy to get there quicker. So, when an online video was 게시됨 of it, the internet began to...
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The first one is a parody of Legend Of Zelda
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~Story~

In London, 1927, a large set of crimes have taken place. However, a detective my the name of Montgomery Smith has been seen as one of the best detectives in London, solving cases that would seem impossible for anyone else. This is due to Smith being a paranormal detective, 또는 a detective who solves crimes involving paranormal activity 또는 black magic, as many people use those to commit different crimes. However, Smith is warned of a dangerous threat from an unknown masked thief simply known as Mask Man.

~Characters~

Montgomery Smith (Or Detective Smith)

A twenty six 년 old detective who...
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Wind: (At home, angry)
Hannah: (Walks in) Well, I was able to make some 프렌즈 at school
Wind: After being there for only a day?
Hannah: I guess I’m just that 인기
Wind: I don’t give a shit
Hannah: Oh, whatever. I’m just gonna go to Nicole’s house for a sleepover
Wind: Nicole? 당신 mean Cody’s sister
Hannah: Yep. And if 당신 try anything, I’ll kill 당신
Wind: Please, like I’d be interested in your dumb shit
(Later, that night)
Wind: (Reading book)
Cody: (Walks right in the house without knocking, along with James) Hey, fagstick, how’s it going
Wind: What is this, a fucking...
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When it comes to the 영화 made 의해 Rob Zombie, they’re kinda hit 또는 miss for me. Some of them can be good, and others, like Halloween, can be the worst thing I’ve ever seen. So, naturally, when I heard of this one animated movie 의해 Rob Zombie, I was…. Interested, to say the least. Not sure if I wanted to watch it, but, I gave it a try. I decided to buy the movie off line, since the film was straight-to-video, and gave it a watch… And it was definitely a film that I enjoyed… kinda. So, let’s talk about the movie that few know as The Haunted World of El Superbeasto.



Now, I don’t...
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Source: A Car Company


Okay, let’s talk about Fallout. I never played the first two, ut I hear they are all time classics. Fallout 3 was interesting, 4 was okay, and as much as we’d all 사랑 to forget about 76, Bethesda fucks up enough to keep it in the everyone’s crossheirs. But I didn’t mention New Vegas, so 당신 know which ones on the list.
New Vegas follows a young man 또는 woman known only as the Courier, who happens to get roped into some bad stuff, involving a fancy dressed man named Benny, voiced 의해 Chandler from Friends. Boy, how will the Courier get outta this one? He won’t. He gets shot in...
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