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Hey, so, I guess this is going to be a recuring thing, it seems.... oh well. Well, I guess I will go ahead and talk about 더 많이 things that irritate me.. seriously, we must be up to thirty 의해 now.

Stereotypes - Now, these jokes are just some of the stupidest things ever. Literally, there are stereotypes for everyone. Idiots have to be slurred and cross-eyes, which is fucking bullshit (I made a rant about why this is false in my Derpy Hooves review already, so I won't continue it again). If your old, 당신 are very forgetful, also bullshit, because my grandmother is in here seventies, and she can remember my name, my birth date, and my uncle's wife's cell phone number (I'm not kidding either). But, the worst of them all are the racial stereotypes. Mexicans do a bunch of lawn work and eat burritos, Russians are alcoholics that wear heavy coats, and the Japanese are yellow skinned people with shut eyes and large teeth, all of those stereotypes, are false. Canada has the worst of them all, as they are treated like the mentally challenged child of the world, when really, the idiots who made this stereotype, America, are idiots. Literally, Canada has made lots of great things. They made Terminator, my 가장 좋아하는 action movie series, Ed Edd n Eddy, one of my 가장 좋아하는 TV shows, and Scott Pilgrim VS The World, which is the best game on Xbox Live Arcade. What does America have. They gave Honey Boo Boo her own show. Instantly the worst country since anything third worldly.

팬팝 프로필 Pictures - Now, its no surprise I am addicted to Fanpop. It has 더 많이 things on here then Fuckbook, yet is still underrated. Why? But, even this website has its fair share of problems. One of them is the 프로필 pictures are a real bitch. First off, 당신 can't change the size, so that makes it a problem. Worse is that no matter what it is, 당신 have to make it be a certain size. If it is any smaller 또는 any larger, its not gonna fit. What a load of bullfuck. Still, this website is better then Fuckbook 또는 Shitter.

Computers - Now, everyone owns a computer. Hell, without one, 당신 wouldn't be listening to me right now (Though, would that be a bad thing?), but, the problem is that computers are either real fucking slow 또는 something worse. First, lets talk about there speed. Computers can either 옮기기 fairly okay, or, they can 옮기기 so fucking slow, it makes a goddamn 달팽이 look like Sonic the fucking Hedgehog. But, the worst part, is that if 당신 buy an 사과, 애플 computer, like me, 당신 will avoid the slowness, but, get something worse. All these stupid fucking 업데이트 that keep popping up. They never go away, and 사과, 애플 is always making them with no sign of stopping. ITs as if new 업데이트 come out every day. What the fuck? Do those guys at 사과, 애플 ever run out of fucking ideas? Before 당신 know it, your computers gonna be planted in your head, along with internet connection. But, again, thinking aloud.

Doctors Offices - Now, why would anyone want to go to this place. It's a kids nightmare and an adults torment. Literally, no matter what time 당신 get there, 당신 got to wait for what feels like an eternity. No matter what, 당신 got to wait and wait and wait. And 당신 had better brought a portable device to use while your there, because there is no TV, 또는 anything. Instead, they got some of the most boring magazines in the existence of mankind. And, still, even after 당신 feel like its your turn, 당신 still gotta wait. Is your doctor on his fucking lunchbreak 또는 something. And, when 당신 do get in, its just a long talk about crap 당신 know about 의해 this time and then some papers saying, "Here's a list of shit 당신 already know, asshole". Trust me, the lollipop at the end isn't fucking worth it.

Dubstep - Is this what all the kids are listening to nowadays? Is this the hip new trend... well then, thank god I fucking hate trends. Seriously, if 당신 listened to this the first time in your life, did 당신 really think this was music? I literally thought this was just noise, and that's what it is. A jumbled up cluster fuck of noises. Literally, how can anyone find this 음악 interesting. I can find better 음악 hearing nails on the fucking chalkbored. At least there, it is just one noise. Not a fucking burage of them.

Racism - Now, this is a real big one here. This is something that, just like slavery, should have died out in the eighteen hundreds. But, no, it's still going on to this day, no matter what. People do whatever they can to be racist. Weather its saying words like.... The N word and the WB word and the C word (No, I will not say them, incase 당신 were wondering). Oh, and it really pisses me the fuck off when they dress as Nazis and KKK members just for laughs. Ha ha, its funny because were insulting a race of people. That's not funny, 당신 sick fucks.

Tentacles - What..... the fuck..... internet? What in gods name is this.... Okay, so, this is something from the branch of Hentai. Hentai is a sort of...... 아니메 porn..... disgusting, I know. Anyway, tentacle hentai is the worst because.... well..... its exactly what 당신 think it is. This wouldn't bother me so much if it weren't everywhere on 구글 Images. Seriously, say I wanted to do a project on squids, and I was talking about their tentacles, and then went on 구글 이미지 to find a picture of one. Instead, I am given a picture of a girl getting raped 의해 a tentacle.... for fucks sake internet, why do 당신 always have to show me inappropriate porn.

콜라 and Pepsi War - Okay, so.... what the fuck is the difference. Seriously, I do not see a difference. They both pretty much taste the same to me, yet, people are going batshit crazy saying that they are both the best drinks in the world and they are 쓴, 쓰라린 rivals like 플레이스테이션 and XBox, or, Call of Duty and Team Fortress 2, 또는 Mario and Sonic. The usual. Still, they are in no way different. Most of all taste. Though, if 당신 ask me, I prefer Dr. Pepper. At least it tastes of originality.

축구 Moms - Oh, now here is the biggest killjoys in the world. 축구 Moms serve no purpose in this world other then to ruin everyone's fun because they don't want us to have fun. They let their kids watch really stupid stuff like Family Guy, yet, no matter what, they won't let them watch My Little 조랑말 because, they are so blind of reality to know, DEPRY ISN'T FUCKING RETARDED! SHE'S 십자가, 크로스 EYED, SLURRED, AND CLUMSY!!! NOT FUCKING RETARDED!!! Anyway, other stupid shit they do is try to get Captain Crunch banned because kids want it..... Isn't that the fucking point of any product. Oh, and 당신 really got to 사랑 it when they wanted Silent Night, Deadly Night to get banned because kids were scarred. IT'S A HORROR MOVIE. THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT! IF 당신 DON'T LIKE IT, 당신 ONLY HAVE YOURSELF TO BLAME FOR LETTING THEM WATCH IT!!! Lets 옮기기 on before I lose it.

Penis Jokes - They fucking suck..... they're not funny...... enough said.

So, there 당신 go. Another rant done. I am sure I will do more. Honestly, this is going to happen a lot now. So, yeah, these things really make me angry. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
Now, what are all Legend of Zelda games known for. Their dungeons of course. So, today, I Want to tell 당신 all what my 가장 좋아하는 Zelda dungeons of all time all. Now, there aren’t really any rules for this list, other then this is my opinion, so…. Let’s start the list

 The Eagle
The Eagle


#15: The Eagle from Legend of Zelda - What better way to start off the list then the first dungeon that started it all. Now, sure, it may not be all that great 의해 today’s standards and it seems pretty lackluster when compared to the dungeons of this era, but, remember. This was the very first dungeon in Zelda...
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Ah, yes, its 크리스마스 time again and what better way to celebrate this time of year, then with a bunch of 크리스마스 movies. Now, remember, these are not the best 크리스마스 영화 ever made, its just my favorite. Second, they have to be 영화 I have seen. And, lastly, they have to be 크리스마스 themed in one way 또는 another. So, with that, lets get started.

20: Jingle All the Way - Now, this 영화 may not be the best movie ever made, but, 당신 have to remember… Arnold Schwarzenegger is in this movie. Holy shit, if that isn’t worth watching this movie, I don’t know what is. Anyway, this...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


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This is another intro focusing on my characters from Trainz, but only the diesels are involved this time.

Leon: *Leaving Impala Station, on a passenger train with Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier*
Sean: *Pulling seven coaches as he passes Mike Fonzi pulling twenty freight cars*
Jesse: *Returning from the yards. He yawns as he stops on the turntable*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train with Shayne, and Jerry*
Sean: *Passes Ian, and the others with a passenger train*
Jeff: *Passes Bryce. The both...
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Thank you. -Sincerely, COLA.
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Wind: Hey, who ate all the Captain Crunch
Drunk: I did. Sorry
Wind: Oh… Well (Takes out a gun) You’re gonna fucking die

Wind: (Playing Monopoly) Looks like 당신 gotta go to jail, Drunk
Drunk: Fuck that! I ain’t going to jail (Jumps out of the window)
Police: (Tackle Drunk once he starts running)

Drunk: (See’s a girl hitchhiking) Hey, 당신 need a ride
Girl: Yeah. Could 당신 drive me to my boyfriend’s house
Drunk: Oh hell no, you’re walking 집 (Drives off)

Drunk: This is my girlfriend (Points at a girl) Go on. Tell everyone about us
Girl: Help, I’ve been kidnapped
Drunk: Well, we gotta go (Places...
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Teacher: Alright, listen up class
Cody: What is it, Mr. Faggot
Teacher: 당신 will all be having a fundraiser. Each of 당신 will be given a box and 당신 will need to go door to door and sell them. The 상단, 맨 위로 seller-
Wind: Okay, I’ll sell them
Teacher: ….. The 상단, 맨 위로 seller will win a prize
(After school)
Cody: (Carrying box) So, all we have to do is sell everything inside this box and we’ll get our prize
Wind: Oh, fuck the prize. I just want to win and be the superior
Cody: Okay, just let me do the talking (Knocks on door)
Woman: Hello
Cody: Hi, uh… wait, what were we supposed to say
Woman: (Closes...
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So, I have been on the internet for a LONG time, and, its no secret that the internet is a weird place. I mean, it has some weird stuff in it. It ranges to those god awful fanfics, to those weird bloated fetish pictures on DeviantArt, to Rule 34- NO, we’re not talking about that again. But, what’s REAL weird is the fact that people actually dedicate their time and even money to make full websites dedicated to these sort of things. So, I want to share with 당신 some of the strange websites that are out there. Now, I am going to talk about STRANGE websites. Not those putrid disgusting ones...
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I'll skip to when our idiot version of Rick, arrives at Atlanta..

Rick rode into town, as expected, ignoring all the warning signs about the city being overrun.

At one point he believed he heard a helicopter but while it, he saw, too his horror, thousands of walkers who ended eating his horse, freaking out, Rick literary started 연기 like a gorilla, as if doing so was possibly gonna fix the situation.

Though biconcles, Glenn saw Rick, as wehaws jumping up and down, making animal noises.

"Clearly he's Canadian" Glenn said, under the belief that 'all' Canadian's responde to life and death situations,...
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Cody: (At club talking to girl) Yes, I own a mansion in Beverly Hills and- (Phone rings) Hold on (Answers phone) Hello
Nick: Cody, get over here. We got ghost problems
Cody: Umm... Butler, I'm a little busy
Nick: Butler? 당신 son of a bitch, the last thing I am is your butler. Who do 당신 think 당신 are, some rich douche bag that lives in a mansion. In case 당신 forgot, we live in a run down two story house in the suburbs of New York
(Girl walks off)
Cody: No, come back. My butler is always a joker. Goddamn it. What is it Nick
Nick: There's a ghost in the house. I'm trying my best to get rid of it with...
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Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. Today, we will be looking at Dead Rising. Dead Rising is a game where 당신 kill zombies........... Okay, I should be 더 많이 specific. Dead Rising is a game where 당신 kill zombies, get survivors to safety, level up, kill psychopaths, and find out the truth of what happened. It's a pretty fun game series, in my opinion. Now, lets take a look at the bosses
(Warning: Spoilers)

Boss: Carlito
This guy is the main villain of the game... Such a sad thing since they really didn't add any build up. They show he is the main villain in the first actually mission of the...
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Liam: Disco night!!
Kevin: *Wearing a white suit while dancing under a disco ball with colorful lights flashing all over the room*
Ted: Who's even hosting?
Shayne: *Crashes through a wall* I am!
People: *Running away*
Shayne: Oh well. Time to show 당신 Skarloey's Railway.

The Island Of Sodor, 1956

Porter: *Walks into the station*
Station Master: Walter.
Porter: Yes sir?
Station Master: When does Edward reach his station?
Porter: *Checks his watch* Fifteen 분 sir.
Station Master: *Hands him a letter* This is from Sir Topham Hatt. Can 당신 get it there before Edward leaves?
Porter: With my brand...
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Hey, finally, a list that may actually get me noticed because 음악 is 더 많이 common trending than video games. Anyway, I rarely talk about my 가장 좋아하는 musicians much. A few people hear me gush over a few bands here and there, but rarely do I ever get the chance to talk about them in detail like I would like to. So, for today, and plus the 상단, 맨 위로 100 made me take a break from talking about video games for a bit, I want to share with 당신 all the musicians, 또는 bands, 또는 whatever there is, that I like, just so 당신 all can understand my tastes, my likes, and judge me because I didn’t put a band you...
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So, Mario Galaxy didn’t make my 가장 좋아하는 Mario game, I did not play Odyssey, and I think Sunshine is not a fun game, so I guess that only leaves us with one Mario game to 상단, 맨 위로 all of them in my eyes. And it’s Hotel Mario, baby!
Hotel Mario follows Mario and Gay Luigi as they go through the seven hotels owned 의해 Bowser in the hopes of saving Princess Peach- Nah, I’m just fucking with you, it’s Super Mario 64. Mario 64 follows Mario as he goes through the different paintings in Peaches 성 to stop Gay Bowser and save Peach. Yeah, that sounds like a better plot synopsis. So what...
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I’m not one to get too hyped about video games. When a trailer comes out, depending on the game, I usually go, “That looks pretty cool”, to being completely excited. But I never, and I mean never, pre-order games 또는 even go look into the game unless they are highly reviewed 또는 just something that may seem interesting on the box. I said interesting, I didn’t say good. How else could I get roped into playing Fight Club: The Game. But, there are times when I let my excitement get the best of me. Mostly, it turns out okay. Other times… It doesn’t. That is what I am here to talk about...
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Video game bosses are some of my 가장 좋아하는 parts of games. The build up to them, knowing that a boss waits at the end of the level, standing in the way between 당신 and the rest of the game, testing your strength and everything 당신 learned up to that point. Bosses are some of the best parts of games… Most of the time. Then there are the bosses that are so annoying, so infuriating, and so dull and boring, that they may just make worst and not fun to play. For every great video game, there always has to be that one boss that’s gotta ruin it for everyone and just make people have a 사워, 사 우 어 taste...
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Teacher: Okay, everyone, 당신 have a new student joining our class
Wind: Why the hell would anyone want to go to this school
Teacher: I ask myself that all the time. Now, he is a new student, and it is your guy’s job to make him feel unwelcome, unloved, and pathetic. Her name is Megan
???: (Comes in, with a backpack covered in 아니메 character stickers, and has blue hair) Konichiwa. But, my names not Megan, it’s Miku
Teacher: Whatever, just take a 좌석 (Miku sits 다음 to Wind and Cody)
Cody: Hey, Wind, looks, another fagface. You’re not alone after all
Wind: 당신 do know I have the code...
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