Court Lobby
10:40 January 20
Wind Waker Guy- Uh. I'm real nervous. How am I going to get through this
Happy Yappy- Mr. Wind Waker Guy. I got here as fast as I could. I wanted to ask 당신 something
Wind Waker Guy- What
Happy Yappy- Can I be there on the defendant stand with you
Wind Waker Guy- What
Happy Yappy- I don't want 당신 to do this alone. Unless 당신 want to, of course
Wind Waker Guy- Well, 당신 did help me get some evidence. I guess it won't matter
Happy Yappy- OH THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!
Chuck- Wind Waker Guy. I'm glad to see you...uh... Wind Waker Guy. One of THEM is right behind you
Wind Waker Guy- I know. Her name is Happy Yappy. She's okay
Chuck- What?! I don't trust those darn things one bit
Wind Waker Guy- Well, she got me some good evidence. So, if it weren't for her, you'd be guilty
Chuck-...
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) I just talked down Chuck Norris so I could defend a pony. Whats wrong with me
Bailiff- The trial will begin in five minutes
Wind Waker Guy- So, this is it. I hope the evidence me and Happy got will be enough

Courtroom No. 4
Judge- Court is now in session for the case of Chuck Norris
Wind Waker Guy- The defense is ready, Your Honor
???- The prosecution... was born ready
Judge- And 당신 are...
???- I am the Tail Doll, I may not look much, but I am a veteran lawyer
Judge- A veteran lawyer. Well that sounds interesting
Tails Doll- And who is this that stands in the defense
Wind Waker Guy- I am Wind Waker Guy
Tails Doll- Well, nice to beat you
Wind Waker Guy- Beat me
Tails Doll- Thats right. I am going to win this trial. No rookie is going to make a difference. I hope 당신 know that Wimp Waker
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) Worst. Insult. Ever
Tails Doll- And... What is that thing
Happy Yappy- I'm Happy Yappy
Tails Doll- I apologize. I don't speak moron
Happy Yappy-... Mr. Wind Waker Guy
Wind Waker Guy- What
Happy Yappy- Win this case
Judge- So, would the prosecution please explain what happened on the night of the murder
Tails Doll- I suppose. Well, the victim and the defendant both met at the 테트라, tetra and Crew Fishing Warehouse to have a talk. Suddenly, the defendant took the murder weapon and killed the victim. Here is a 사진 of the warehouse. It might come in handy. The killer had good motives to kill the victim. They were once partners, until Cole kicked him off the team. I'd be mad too if it happened to me
Judge- Well, that does seem legit. But one thing. How did the victim die
Tails Doll- Ha. Why doesn't Wimp Waker point this out
Wind Waker Guy- What
Tails Doll- 당신 heard me, Wimp Waker. Your a lawyer as well. I want to see if 당신 know anything about his death
Judge- Well, Mr. Wind Waker Guy. What caused him to die
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) Lets see. If I can remember the What Kebora Gebora said, I think I might know what happened. (Speaking) Your Honor, I believe that the victim died from disembowelment. Its simple, it was mentioned in yesterdays paper
Judge- Disembowelment huh. quite a messy way to go
Tails Doll- Well, Wimp Wakers words alone won't cause this trial to 옮기기 any quicker. I say we bring in a witness
Judge- I will decide when to bring in a wit-
Tails Doll- (Glare) I wish to find out what happened that night. I won't allow 당신 to delay any longer (Glare) (Glare)
Judge- Umm. Very well
Wind Waker Guy- Ugh. This prosecutor is quite intimidating
Happy Yappy- Don't let him get to 당신 Mr. Wind Waker Guy. 당신 can do it
Wind Waker Guy- Yeah. Thanks
Tails Doll- I would like to bring out my first witness. Miss Tetra
Wind Waker Guy- And so it begins
Tails Doll- Witness. Please state your name and occupation
Tetra- Well, I am Tetra. Owner and founder of 테트라, tetra and Crew Fishing Warehouse
Tails Doll- Miss Tetra, can 당신 explain everything that happened that night of the murder
Tetra-Okay. I was working when I noticed these two people on the first floor from my window. They seemed to be talking for a while. Suddenly, one just jumped at the other. And before i knew it, one of them was murdered.
Judge- It sounds like 당신 remember that night very well
Tetra- Oh, I do
Judge- Mr. Wind Waker Guy, 당신 may start your cross-examination
Wind Waker Guy- Cross-examination
Happy Yappy- Its quite simple really. Just try to use what evidence 당신 have to see if the witness is lying
Wind Waker Guy- Okay. Got it
Tetra- I was working when I noticed these two people on the first floor
Wind Waker Guy- HOLD IT!!! What were 당신 working on exactly
Tetra- Just checking on the 물고기 supply
Wind Waker Guy- and 당신 said that 당신 saw them from your window
Tetra- Thats about right
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) Something doesn't seem right about what she just said
Tetra- I was working when I noticed these two people on the first floor from my window
Wind Waker Guy- OBJECTION! Tetra. What 당신 just said doesn't fit in
Tetra- What? What do 당신 mean
Wind Waker Guy- 당신 said 당신 noticed the two people from your window, right
Tetra- Right
Wind Waker Guy- And 당신 were in 당신 office the whole time
Tetra- Yes
Wind waker Guy- thats all I needed to know
Tails Doll- What are 당신 blabbering about, Wimp Waker
Wind Waker Guy- She said that she saw the whole thing from her office window. But, look here at the 사진 of the warehouse. It easily shows that there is no window pointed toward the chalk out line. Which means...
테트라, tetra COULDN'T HAVE SEEN THE INCIDENT FROM HER WINDOW
Tetra- Ah
Tails Doll- OBJECTION! maybe she was looking at it from outside her office
Wind Waker Guy- OBJECTION! But 테트라, tetra said that she was in her office the whole time. It proves that she has lied to this court
Tetra-Ah
Judge- Now, miss, I will not tolerate lying in the court
Tetra- yes, Your Honor
Happy Yappy- Good work, Mr. Wind Waker Guy
Wind Waker Guy- I wouldn't celebrate yet. That was only the first of many other cross-examinations
Judge- Well, it would appear that the witness is not all that reliable
Tails Doll- OBJECTION! So what if she lied. She still saw the murder take place. Right, Miss Tetra
Tetra- Y- Yes
Wind Waker Guy- What
Tails Doll- She still saw the murder take place, but from a different angle. Now, Miss Tetra, tell us who 당신 saw.
Tetra- that man in the defendant stand
Wind Waker Guy- WHAT
Judge- Witness, could 당신 please testify to what the defendant did
Tetra- Yes, Your Honor. Well, I hid behind one of the 물고기 crates to spy on the two. At first, nothing really seemed to happen. But then, one of them rushed towered the other. And, before I knew it, he had his guts ripped out. And I saw that it was easily the defendant. No missing it
Tails Doll- See. Looks like Wimp Wakers luck has run out
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) I really don't like him
Judge- Alright, Mr. Wind Waker Guy. 당신 may cross-examine the witness
Tetra- I hid behind one of the 물고기 crates to spy on the two
Wind Waker Guy- HOLD IT! Were 당신 on the first floor 또는 초 floor
Tetra- First floor, obviously. There are no 물고기 crates on the 초 floor, 당신 know
Jack- Yes, Wimp Waker. Look at the 사진 for once
Judge- The prosecution is right, Mr. Wind Waker Guy. 당신 should take a closer look 다음 time
Happy Yappy- That was a pretty dumb move
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) Ugh. I can't believe I'm getting criticized for this.
Tetra- At first, nothing really seemed to happen
Wind Waker Guy- HOLD IT! What do 당신 mean
Tetra- Well, they just seemed to talk
Wind Waker Guy- What did they talk about
Tetra- I don't know. I didn't get close enough to hear
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) Great job at spying
Tetra- But then, one of them rushed towered the other. And before I knew it, he had his guts ripped out. And I saw that it was easily the defendant. No missing it
Wind Waker Guy- OBJECTION! 당신 said that it was defendant? I doubt it
Tails Doll- What do 당신 mean, Wimp Waker
Wind Waker Guy- I have Tetra's words from yesterday right here. She said that she could easily see the killers face. However, in her testimony yesterday she said it was to dark to see the killer.
HOW CAN 당신 NOT SEE THE KILLER AND THEN END UP SEEING THE KILLER
Tetra-AH
Judge- Witness, I told 당신 before. Lie one 더 많이 time, and I'll hold 당신 in contempt
Tetra- Okay
Tails Doll- Well I think we have discussed everything there is. Except...WHAT IS THE MURDER WEAPON
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) I almost forgot about that
Judge- Witness, we need 당신 to testify one last time. But, if 당신 lie, 당신 will be punished
Tetra- Okay, Your Honor. Well, I didn't get a chance to see the murder weapon. It was too dark and it sounded like it was going really fast. The sound of its hit did sound sharp though. I guess the killer used something sharp
Judge- Well, this does seem truthful
Tails Doll- Well leave that for Wimp Waker to decide
Wind Waker Guy (Thinking) If he calls me Wimp Waker one 더 많이 time...
Judge- Alright, Mr. Wind Waker Guy. Begin your cross-examination
Wind Waker Guy- Yes, Your Honor
Tetra- I didn't get a chance to see the murder weapon. It was too dark and it sounded like it was going really fast. the sound of its hit did sound sharp though. I guess the killer used something sharp
Wind Waker Guy- OBJECTION! Something sharp, huh. Would it be this axe
Tetra- Well, it does seem likely
Wind Waker Guy- As 당신 can all see, there is still some blood on it. If this blood matches that of the victim, then this must be the murder weapon
Judge- Bailiff, get a blood test on that weapon. Well, Miss Tetra, thank 당신 for your cooperation. 당신 may go now
Happy Yappy- Good work Mr. Wind Waker Guy. That looked too easy
Wind Waker Guy- I just wonder what happens next
Judge- Alright, Mr. Thompson. 당신 may call your 다음 witness
Tails Doll- Actually, that was my only witness
Judge- What
Tails Doll- True. I thought this case would have ended a lot quicker. Now I see I am not up against just any young rival. So, I am out of witnesses
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) Nows my Chance. I might be able to get the truth out of that one person. (Speaking) Your Honor, the defense would like to call upon a witness
Judge- 당신 do. Who
Wind Waker Guy- TAKE THAT! Mr. Guybrush Theepwood. Says he was not a witness to the crime but I know he was there
Judge- Well, does the prosecution have any objections
Tails Doll- No, Your Honor. Let Wimp Waker bring this man so he can waste his time
Judge- Then we will take a fifteen 분 recess until the witness gets here. Court is now in recess

Court Lobby
Happy Yappy- 당신 did a good job in there Mr. Wind Waker Guy
Wind Waker Guy- Thanks
Chuck- Good work Wind Waker Guy. I know were not out of the clear yet, but I know you'll prove my innocents
Happy Yappy- I know he will
Chuck-...
Wind Waker Guy- Yeah, Chuck is not a big 팬 of ponies, Happy. He really seems to think your very annoying
Happy Yappy- Annoying!!!
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) I don't like the way she is looking at me
Bailiff- The trial will continue in five minutes
Wind Waker Guy- Hey, did 당신 hear that. We'd better get ready (Thinking) this whole trial thing is going better then I had hoped for. I just hope my luck doesn't run out

Court Room No. 4
Judge- Court will now continue. Mr. Doll, have 당신 found Mr. Theepwood
Tails Doll- Yes, Your Honor. At first he refused, but he then gave in when I told him that Wimp Waker was the defense in this case
Happy Yappy- Oh. Tough break, Mr. Wind Waker Guy
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) This is not going to go well. Then again, when does it ever
Tails Doll- Witness, please state your name and occupation
Guybrush- I am Guybrush Theepwood, former Master of the Pirates. Now just a deadbeat fisher for 테트라, tetra and Crew Fishing Warehouse
Judge- So, we were told that 당신 were at the warehouse on the night of the murder
Guybrush- NO! NEVER! I NEVER WENT THERE ON THAT NIGHT!
Judge- Well, could 당신 tell us what 당신 were doing on the night of the murder
Guybrush- Sure. But first, I need to say something to Mr. Wind Waker Guy
Wind Waker Guy- What is it
Guybrush- Your going down. Your the one who got me here, so I think its only fair that for each pathetic 질문 당신 ask, I get a closer chance to walking out of here
Wind Waker Guy- I don't think that your time is 더 많이 important then-
Tails Doll- OBJECTION! Why not. I'm sure Mr. Theepwood would 사랑 to get on with his day. We shouldn't waste his time because Wimp Waker wants to ask him stupid questions
Judge- As I am not one to do this Mr. Wind Waker Guy, he has a point. You'd better be careful with what 당신 say, 또는 you'll be penalized
Happy Yappy: This is just not your day
Wind Waker Guy- 당신 can say that again
Guybrush- I was just at 집 doing what everyone else does. Sleep. I never went to that damn warehouse
Judge- quiet a short testimony
Guybrush- What do 당신 expect me to say. I was asleep
Tails Doll- The witness has a point, Your Honor
Judge- Hmm. Well, Mr. Wind Waker Guy, 당신 may start your cross-examination
Guybrush- I was at 집 doing what everyone else does. Sleep. I never went to that damn warehouse
Wind Waker Guy- OBJECTION! 당신 said that 당신 were not at the warehouse, but I don't buy it
Guybrush- What do 당신 mean
Wind Waker Guy- I mean I have proof that 당신 were at the warehouse on the night of the murder. Its right here
Judge- What is this. A letter
Wind Waker Guy- Thats right, Your Honor. It says that Guybrush would go to the warehouse on the night of the murder for a raise. Which he gladly excepted
Guybrush- Ah
Tails Doll- OBJECTION! Of course, anyone would except a raise. But how do 당신 know that the witness ever went there. He's probably rich and doesn't need the raise
Guybrush- Th-that's right
Wind Waker Guy- I'm sorry, Jack, but that won't cut it.
Tails Doll- W-What
Wind Waker Guy- He did have a reason to go there to earn that raise. TAKE THAT! Here is the reason
Judge- Looks like a flea market catalog. But, why is the word 'boats' circled
Wind Waker Guy- Thats just it. Guybrush. You've stated before that 당신 hate your job and 당신 always go back to thinking about your days as a pirate
Guybrush- Yeah, I do... Uh-oh
Wind Waker Guy- Figured it out, didn't you. Mr. Theepwood circled this himself and he went to the warehouse for the raise to pay for a new boat
Guybrush- n-NNNOOOOOOOOO
Judge- So the witness has been lying the whole time, eh
Guybrush- Wind Waker Guy. Why I ought a-
Tails Doll- There's no point in hiding what really happened. 당신 might as well tell us
Guybrush-... fine. I saw it all. I saw the person get killed. The killer walk off. Everything. Of course, I also saw... another person
Judge- Wh- WHAT!!! There was someone else at the scene of the crime
Guybrush- Yeah. he 또는 she-it- was standing there until the crime occurred. After the killer left, he-she-IT went over to the body. I think that this person is on a video camera
Judge- The person was recorded. Jack, go and collect this tape. We will enter a short recess and-
Guybrush- There isn't a tape in it. It gets projected onto a computer. It can be downloaded onto a disc, but it is an old and slow computer. It won't be printed until such time
Judge- I see. I suggest that the defense and the prosecution try to find out who this mystery man is
Tails Doll- Very well. I look 앞으로 to doing this again tomorrow, Wimp Waker
Happy Yappy- 당신 did it, Mr. Wind Waker Guy
Wind Waker Guy- Yeah (Thinking) I can't believe I'm going to say this, but... (Speaking) I couldn't have done it without your help
Happy Yappy- ... (THUD)
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) Oh no, she collapsed from Happiness Overdose
Judge- Court will continue tomorrow. Until then, Court is adjourned

Court Lobby
Happy Yappy- Good work in there, Mr. Wind Waker Guy
Wind Waker Guy- Don't forget. 당신 were a big help to
Happy Yappy-...
Wind waker Guy- (Thinking) Uh-oh. I can see her legs wobbling
Chuck- Hey, 당신 didn't do so bad in there, Wind Waker Guy
Wind Waker Guy- Yeah, your right. Don't forget. Happy Yappy was a big help too
Chuck-...
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) Still not going to say thanks even from keeping him from the guilty verdict. Sheesh
Happy Yappy- Don't worry. We'll prove to them your innocent
Chuck-...
Happy Yappy-...
Chuck-...
Happy Yappy- Someone's grouchy
Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) The first trial did not go so bad. How will tomorrow go? That I will just have to wait