You know what’s MANLY? POKEMON! Everybody knows that, but which Pokemon is the MANLIEST?! Well 당신 don’t need to cry your wimpy selves to sleep at night fretting over this any longer because I have gone ahead and compiled the definitive and MANLIEST list of the MANLIEST Pokemon of all time! Kamina and Guts don’t have shit on these 10 powerhouses!
HONORABLE MENTIONS!
Glalie
This here is a Pokemon that not only kicks 나귀, 엉덩이 without needing boring things like arms 또는 legs, but when this Pokemon defeats an opponent, it freezes them into a solid block of ice and it EATS them! Badass! But badass doesn’t make a MAN!
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Kingdra
Now this is a Pokemon that can be called MANLY! It has KING in its name! It’s powerful! It’s majestic! It creates giant whirlpools 의해 yawn-WHAT?! YAWNING?! MEN DON’T YAWN! MEN DON’T SLEEP! THEY DON’T HAVE TIME TO SLEEP! THEY’RE TOO BUSY KICKING ASS!
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Samurott
When 당신 think of MANLINESS, do 당신 not think of a badass otter-samurai with razor sharp sword-shells that quiets people with a simple glare?! I do, because it’s MANLY AS FUCK! Unfortunately, IT’S NOT MANLY ENOUGH!
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The 상단, 맨 위로 10!
10: Muk
The one thing 당신 can say about MEN is that 당신 can’t be a MAN if 당신 don’t smell like a MAN! And there’s no other Pokemon that accepts its natural musk quite as well as Muk does! Just look at this thing. This right here is a Pokemon that both metaphorically and literally OOZES MANLINESS! Adding this Pokemon to your team is guaranteed to increase your MANLINESS 의해 at least 14%.
But what about Garbodor?
Garbodor was certainly a contender in this MANLY contest, but at the end of the day, Garbodor is a pile of garbage. Garbodor stinks, but it’s certainly not a MANLY stench.
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9: Blastoise
당신 know what’s MANLY?! Turtles! That’s what’s manly! 당신 know what else is MANLY? Cannons! Now what do 당신 get when 당신 take a giant blue 남생이, 거북이 that walks on two legs and slap two powerful cannons on its back that can shoot out water at over 90000 PSI?! 당신 get a truly MANLY creature! And when this shining example of MANLITUDE mega evolves, it gains a third even larger 대포 to fuck 나귀, 엉덩이 with! MEN 사랑 bitches, and bitches 사랑 cannons!
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8: Snorlax
Let’s face it. The true characteristic of a MAN is that a MAN does what he wants when he wants to do it! Now can 당신 think of any Pokemon that exemplifies that quality 더 많이 than Snorlax?! Snorlax is such a MANLY Pokemon that it stomps around eating whatever the fuck it wants to eat and when it’s full it lays down wherever the fuck it wants to lay down regardless of how much trouble is caused 의해 it doing so! 당신 might say this is lazy and not worthy of such MANLY 제목 but when 당신 add in Snorlax’s pure MANLY power and think of enemy attacks as mere itches, 당신 simply cannot deny that the face of MEN everywhere is the face of Snorlax!
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7: Regigigas
Snorlax is MANLY but Regigigas is so manly that it purposely goes slow to give its opponents the chance to attack it before it utterly destroys them! Coupled with the fact that this Pokemon is so strong people believed it can TOW CONTINENTS?! This Pokemon is pure unadulterated MAN!
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6: MANtine
Now this right here is a Pokemon that is so undeniably MANLY that it has MAN in its very name! This is a Pokemon so MANLY that Remoraid cling to it just so they can be in contact with such a MANLY Pokemon! I’ve never seen such a Pokemon that is so well deserving of the name MAN! 당신 could frame this Pokemon and hang it on your 벽 to increase your houses MANLY VALUE!
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5: Houndoom
There’s no MANLIER animal than the dog! But there are so many MANLY dog Pokemon out there, how do we tell which is 더 많이 deserving of a spot on the MANLIEST Pokemon list?! Is it the proud Stoutland? The Fierce Mightyena? NO! There’s no doubt that those Pokemon are MANLY but do they wear armor made out of bones?! Only a MANLY Pokemon like Houndoom deserves to be on this list! And if 당신 want to see even 더 많이 then 당신 just wait for it to mega evolve!
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4: Rayquaza
Kyogre! Capable of causing catastrophic world-ending floods just 의해 being awake! Groudon! Capable of drying out the entire planet of water and raising continents! But which one is 더 많이 MANLY?! Well only the Pokemon that is capable of making both of them back down and go to sleep just with its MANLY PRESENCE! Rayquaza is an incredibly MANLY Pokemon because it exerts such an awesome presence that it basically made two legendary Pokemon its bitches! 용 are awesome, but this dragon is fucking MANLY!
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3: Hitmonlee/Hitmonchan
When 당신 think of something that’s MANLY, do 당신 think of the simple things?! Punching!? Kicking!? Fighting!? Ass-whooping!? Well if that’s the case then do I have the MEN for you! Look at these two shining examples of MANLY POWER! You’re looking at two Pokemon whose entire species is focused on the MANLY ART of punching and kicking! They may not be Number One, but they embody the true spirit of MANLINESS and what they do is the purest form of MANLITUDE!
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2: Machamp
When 당신 think of something that’s MANLY, do 당신 think of the simple things?! Punching!? Kicking!? Fighting!? Ass-whooping!? Well unlike the two MANLY Pokemon directly above, this MANLY Pokemon does all of that…WITH THE ADDITION OF MANLY MUSCLES! This Pokemon’s MANLINESS is so concentrated that it needs two extra arms and a speedo just to contain it all! This Pokemon is so unbelievably MANLY that it can 펀치 it’s opponents over the horizon and even as far as the moon! 당신 can’t be a MAN if 당신 can’t 암캐, 암 캐 slap your opponents out of orbit!
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1: Braviary
If there’s one thing 당신 need to know about being a MAN, it’s that MEN get shit done! True MEN don’t stop for silly things like pain 또는 injuries! If 당신 wanna be a MAN then 당신 have to be a warrior! 당신 can’t care about the danger to yourself! REAL MEN put it all on the line to protect those that are precious! There’s no 더 많이 fitting Pokemon to be at the 상단, 맨 위로 of this MANLY list the Braviary!
But what about MANdibuzz?
SHUT UP! We don’t let anyone with such a ridiculous ability like “weak armor” onto a list about MEN! Braviary is known as the VALIANT Pokemon and for the sake of its friends, it fights as long as it needs to without thought to its own safety! Now that is fucking MANLY! We’re looking at a Pokemon so unbelievably MANLY that it can fly around while carrying a car that weighs several tons! Now if 당신 want to make a team that can truly be called MANLY then it is an absolute necessity that 당신 have at least one of these MANLY specimens right here!
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And that concludes this MANLY list of the 상단, 맨 위로 10 MANLIEST Pokemon. This has been a Wantadog Club Exclusive Article!
HONORABLE MENTIONS!
Glalie
This here is a Pokemon that not only kicks 나귀, 엉덩이 without needing boring things like arms 또는 legs, but when this Pokemon defeats an opponent, it freezes them into a solid block of ice and it EATS them! Badass! But badass doesn’t make a MAN!
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Kingdra
Now this is a Pokemon that can be called MANLY! It has KING in its name! It’s powerful! It’s majestic! It creates giant whirlpools 의해 yawn-WHAT?! YAWNING?! MEN DON’T YAWN! MEN DON’T SLEEP! THEY DON’T HAVE TIME TO SLEEP! THEY’RE TOO BUSY KICKING ASS!
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Samurott
When 당신 think of MANLINESS, do 당신 not think of a badass otter-samurai with razor sharp sword-shells that quiets people with a simple glare?! I do, because it’s MANLY AS FUCK! Unfortunately, IT’S NOT MANLY ENOUGH!
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The 상단, 맨 위로 10!
10: Muk
The one thing 당신 can say about MEN is that 당신 can’t be a MAN if 당신 don’t smell like a MAN! And there’s no other Pokemon that accepts its natural musk quite as well as Muk does! Just look at this thing. This right here is a Pokemon that both metaphorically and literally OOZES MANLINESS! Adding this Pokemon to your team is guaranteed to increase your MANLINESS 의해 at least 14%.
But what about Garbodor?
Garbodor was certainly a contender in this MANLY contest, but at the end of the day, Garbodor is a pile of garbage. Garbodor stinks, but it’s certainly not a MANLY stench.
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9: Blastoise
당신 know what’s MANLY?! Turtles! That’s what’s manly! 당신 know what else is MANLY? Cannons! Now what do 당신 get when 당신 take a giant blue 남생이, 거북이 that walks on two legs and slap two powerful cannons on its back that can shoot out water at over 90000 PSI?! 당신 get a truly MANLY creature! And when this shining example of MANLITUDE mega evolves, it gains a third even larger 대포 to fuck 나귀, 엉덩이 with! MEN 사랑 bitches, and bitches 사랑 cannons!
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8: Snorlax
Let’s face it. The true characteristic of a MAN is that a MAN does what he wants when he wants to do it! Now can 당신 think of any Pokemon that exemplifies that quality 더 많이 than Snorlax?! Snorlax is such a MANLY Pokemon that it stomps around eating whatever the fuck it wants to eat and when it’s full it lays down wherever the fuck it wants to lay down regardless of how much trouble is caused 의해 it doing so! 당신 might say this is lazy and not worthy of such MANLY 제목 but when 당신 add in Snorlax’s pure MANLY power and think of enemy attacks as mere itches, 당신 simply cannot deny that the face of MEN everywhere is the face of Snorlax!
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7: Regigigas
Snorlax is MANLY but Regigigas is so manly that it purposely goes slow to give its opponents the chance to attack it before it utterly destroys them! Coupled with the fact that this Pokemon is so strong people believed it can TOW CONTINENTS?! This Pokemon is pure unadulterated MAN!
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6: MANtine
Now this right here is a Pokemon that is so undeniably MANLY that it has MAN in its very name! This is a Pokemon so MANLY that Remoraid cling to it just so they can be in contact with such a MANLY Pokemon! I’ve never seen such a Pokemon that is so well deserving of the name MAN! 당신 could frame this Pokemon and hang it on your 벽 to increase your houses MANLY VALUE!
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5: Houndoom
There’s no MANLIER animal than the dog! But there are so many MANLY dog Pokemon out there, how do we tell which is 더 많이 deserving of a spot on the MANLIEST Pokemon list?! Is it the proud Stoutland? The Fierce Mightyena? NO! There’s no doubt that those Pokemon are MANLY but do they wear armor made out of bones?! Only a MANLY Pokemon like Houndoom deserves to be on this list! And if 당신 want to see even 더 많이 then 당신 just wait for it to mega evolve!
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4: Rayquaza
Kyogre! Capable of causing catastrophic world-ending floods just 의해 being awake! Groudon! Capable of drying out the entire planet of water and raising continents! But which one is 더 많이 MANLY?! Well only the Pokemon that is capable of making both of them back down and go to sleep just with its MANLY PRESENCE! Rayquaza is an incredibly MANLY Pokemon because it exerts such an awesome presence that it basically made two legendary Pokemon its bitches! 용 are awesome, but this dragon is fucking MANLY!
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3: Hitmonlee/Hitmonchan
When 당신 think of something that’s MANLY, do 당신 think of the simple things?! Punching!? Kicking!? Fighting!? Ass-whooping!? Well if that’s the case then do I have the MEN for you! Look at these two shining examples of MANLY POWER! You’re looking at two Pokemon whose entire species is focused on the MANLY ART of punching and kicking! They may not be Number One, but they embody the true spirit of MANLINESS and what they do is the purest form of MANLITUDE!
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2: Machamp
When 당신 think of something that’s MANLY, do 당신 think of the simple things?! Punching!? Kicking!? Fighting!? Ass-whooping!? Well unlike the two MANLY Pokemon directly above, this MANLY Pokemon does all of that…WITH THE ADDITION OF MANLY MUSCLES! This Pokemon’s MANLINESS is so concentrated that it needs two extra arms and a speedo just to contain it all! This Pokemon is so unbelievably MANLY that it can 펀치 it’s opponents over the horizon and even as far as the moon! 당신 can’t be a MAN if 당신 can’t 암캐, 암 캐 slap your opponents out of orbit!
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1: Braviary
If there’s one thing 당신 need to know about being a MAN, it’s that MEN get shit done! True MEN don’t stop for silly things like pain 또는 injuries! If 당신 wanna be a MAN then 당신 have to be a warrior! 당신 can’t care about the danger to yourself! REAL MEN put it all on the line to protect those that are precious! There’s no 더 많이 fitting Pokemon to be at the 상단, 맨 위로 of this MANLY list the Braviary!
But what about MANdibuzz?
SHUT UP! We don’t let anyone with such a ridiculous ability like “weak armor” onto a list about MEN! Braviary is known as the VALIANT Pokemon and for the sake of its friends, it fights as long as it needs to without thought to its own safety! Now that is fucking MANLY! We’re looking at a Pokemon so unbelievably MANLY that it can fly around while carrying a car that weighs several tons! Now if 당신 want to make a team that can truly be called MANLY then it is an absolute necessity that 당신 have at least one of these MANLY specimens right here!
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And that concludes this MANLY list of the 상단, 맨 위로 10 MANLIEST Pokemon. This has been a Wantadog Club Exclusive Article!