Another 상단, 맨 위로 10 D*CK MOVES While Playing Video Games

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Hey, every 1. Today i am going to tell 당신 all what characters i want in super smash brus FOR!

1 character-Red Yoshi because green is a stupid 나귀, 엉덩이 colur and anyone who likes it is a autistic fag. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

2 character-i want Mewtwo. Lucario, Greninja, and Jigglypuff suck dik.

3 character-i want Super Sanic, because Super Sanic is cool.

4 character-Put Banjo in the game already, Nintendo, 당신 stupid gays. ‘kay, 사랑 you.

5 character-bring bak Snake. He’s much better than gay-ass Mega Man. Mega Man’s...

저기요 THERE! YEAH, THE LOSER IN THE CORNER! GET A LOAD OF THIS CRAP!

ARE 당신 ALWAYS BORED? ARE 당신 TIRED OF DOING NOTHING WHATSOGODDAMNEVER? DO 당신 WANTS SOME

MOTHER F**KING FUN!?

WELL LOOK NO FURTHER ASSHAT, BECAUSE WE'RE SELLING

VIDEO GAAAAAAAMES!

A TOTAL TRIP DOWN LSD LAND!

ACTION! ADVENTURE! ROMANCE!

YEAH, WE'RE F**KING WITH YOU!

GRAPHICS SO AMAZING YOU'LL PISS YOUR PANTS!

YEAH, WE'RE LYING! ;D

AND ACTION SO BLAND YOU'LL THINK 신데렐라 IS EPIC AS S**T!

GAMEPLAY THAT MAKES 당신 WISH 당신 WERE USING THE RESTROOM

BECAUSE AFTER PLAYING VIDEO GAMES, YOU'LL VOMIT EVERYWHERE

GUARANTEED!

AND IF 당신 CAN GET TO...

Now, I looked back on my original list of 상단, 맨 위로 ten hated video game characters. Needless to say, there was quite a few obvious choices. Now, my original list wasn’t bad, but I have played a lot 더 많이 games since then, and I have seen 더 많이 horrible characters. Now yes, I am aware that this topic has been done TO DEATH with gamers (Seriously, type in 상단, 맨 위로 Ten Hated Video Game Characters on 유튜브 and 당신 will see hundreds of lists), but I think it’s time I talk about my own awful characters. A few rules first, only from games that I have played, only on per franchise, and I will try to limit...

Welcome to the Spuddy review of Warhawk! Here I will inform 당신 about the quality of gameplay, graphics, sound, and presentation of the game.
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Warhawk is kind of a hard game to review, as I may not see it and play it as 당신 do. Everyone has different tactics and will play it in a different way. Someone may be a sniper, 또는 jump right into a tank 또는 Warhawk, 또는 just be an 나귀, 엉덩이 의해 camping and picking off people with their ever annoying, one-hit-kill knife. The game contains lots of teamwork, but despite what 당신 might hear, the consistency of it all can...

Now you've all heard of 기타 Hero, right? Okay. Well EVERYONE knows what Dance Dance Revolution is... right? Well, just to go a bit farther in time, I'm going to review one of my all-time 가장 좋아하는 musical games, "Parappa the Rapper". So, the game starts out with a puppy, Parappa, who is desperately in 사랑 with this Sunflower girl, named Sunny. The names of the characters are all types of puns. EG: Katy Kat, PJ Berri, Chop Chop Master Onion, etc. (if none of 당신 get these names, then 당신 REALLY need to get out more) Anyway, Parappa does many tasks in order to win Sunny heart. The exception...