There are some people that play video games so much that they aren't used to real life. 당신 may not think you're one of them, but it's likely 당신 are indeed if:
당신 look at a bottle of water 또는 a pond and think, "Such nice water effects."
당신 convince your friend to toss a stick of dynamite between your feet thinking you'll benefit with electric powers in the aftermath.
When learning about the Spartans and Thermopylae, 당신 can't help but think of the big dudes in the green suits.
당신 ask your local hospital to take an autopsy of you, saying that 당신 want to be able to impale people with your bare hands.
After killing a number of your neighborhood's 고양이 and dogs, 당신 expect to level up and gain a few XP.
당신 happily 가입하기 the Iraq War after playing CoD4... after all, if 당신 die, 당신 can always respawn... right?
You're dismayed to find that after taking a vacation to Nova Scotia, none of the lighthouses lead to Rapture.
당신 find that Grand Theft Auto is a lot less realistic than 당신 originally thought when 당신 try and bombard an entire unit of cops.
당신 struggle to find the aim button on the gun 당신 just bought.
동물 don't die as soon as they touch parked cars, and maps don't magically change when 당신 옮기기 forward.
When 당신 kill real people, you're dumbfounded as to why black tentacles don't grow on your body.
You're happy to discover that there are no "invisible barriers" when 당신 decide to 옮기기 out of town.
When 당신 fight a real person, 당신 notice there isn't a health bar above both of you.
When you're carrying one too many things in real life, 당신 shout "Dammit, I'm overencumbered AGAIN!"
당신 realize that dying your hair blonde and wearing a green button-up shirt, nightcap, and pants with a sword doesn't really attract the ladies.
The same goes with growing a big mustache, wearing a red hat and 셔츠 with blue overalls.
...as well as a blue jumpsuit, hat, gloves and a cane, with no pants. Oh yeah, and a tail.
당신 "save" your "game" before blowing your brothers head off with a shotgun, and never realize the truth.
당신 ponder why items that 당신 can pick up in real life don't glow gold.
당신 struggle to turn on the little reticle when 당신 pick up a gun.
When 당신 wake up each day, 당신 say, "This game has the slowest load screens EVER!"
When 당신 help out a friend, 당신 notice there's a "glitch" because 당신 never see a Mission Complete screen.
"Saving" girls doesn't give 당신 ADAM.
When fighting a war, 당신 don't see usernames above the other "player's" "avatars" and 신고 to the "developers".
당신 expect a bucket-load of blood to come splurting out when 당신 펀치 someone in the chest.
For this particular article, there is DEFINITELY 더 많이 to come.
당신 look at a bottle of water 또는 a pond and think, "Such nice water effects."
당신 convince your friend to toss a stick of dynamite between your feet thinking you'll benefit with electric powers in the aftermath.
When learning about the Spartans and Thermopylae, 당신 can't help but think of the big dudes in the green suits.
당신 ask your local hospital to take an autopsy of you, saying that 당신 want to be able to impale people with your bare hands.
After killing a number of your neighborhood's 고양이 and dogs, 당신 expect to level up and gain a few XP.
당신 happily 가입하기 the Iraq War after playing CoD4... after all, if 당신 die, 당신 can always respawn... right?
You're dismayed to find that after taking a vacation to Nova Scotia, none of the lighthouses lead to Rapture.
당신 find that Grand Theft Auto is a lot less realistic than 당신 originally thought when 당신 try and bombard an entire unit of cops.
당신 struggle to find the aim button on the gun 당신 just bought.
동물 don't die as soon as they touch parked cars, and maps don't magically change when 당신 옮기기 forward.
When 당신 kill real people, you're dumbfounded as to why black tentacles don't grow on your body.
You're happy to discover that there are no "invisible barriers" when 당신 decide to 옮기기 out of town.
When 당신 fight a real person, 당신 notice there isn't a health bar above both of you.
When you're carrying one too many things in real life, 당신 shout "Dammit, I'm overencumbered AGAIN!"
당신 realize that dying your hair blonde and wearing a green button-up shirt, nightcap, and pants with a sword doesn't really attract the ladies.
The same goes with growing a big mustache, wearing a red hat and 셔츠 with blue overalls.
...as well as a blue jumpsuit, hat, gloves and a cane, with no pants. Oh yeah, and a tail.
당신 "save" your "game" before blowing your brothers head off with a shotgun, and never realize the truth.
당신 ponder why items that 당신 can pick up in real life don't glow gold.
당신 struggle to turn on the little reticle when 당신 pick up a gun.
When 당신 wake up each day, 당신 say, "This game has the slowest load screens EVER!"
When 당신 help out a friend, 당신 notice there's a "glitch" because 당신 never see a Mission Complete screen.
"Saving" girls doesn't give 당신 ADAM.
When fighting a war, 당신 don't see usernames above the other "player's" "avatars" and 신고 to the "developers".
당신 expect a bucket-load of blood to come splurting out when 당신 펀치 someone in the chest.
For this particular article, there is DEFINITELY 더 많이 to come.