Next Previous

Twilight Funnies

added by KateKicksAss

사진

트와일라잇 시리즈

funnies

twilight

LOL

characters

polyvore

This 트와일라잇 시리즈 사진 might contain 기호, 포스터, 텍스트, 칠판, 사인, and 서명.

cici1264 likes this

3

Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 3~ [TWO]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Three
BuffyFaithfan1
_____________________________
[TWO]
    It was time. I could visit Tabra now. I went into room 10, and saw he was awake, but looked like he was hurting a bit.
    "Hey," I said, sitting in a chair 의해 his bed.
    "Hello, Cyd."
    "Yea, about that..." I said and he looked confused, it was a good think they didn't put him on meds to make him all loopy right now. That would be bad.
    "What is it?" He asked.
    "Hau...Haus is alive..."...

4

the new beginig ch3 :Welcome to the real life"

posted by sh0rtiinedward

I can’t believe this is Monday already, time to go to school and act human, with all those people “Humans”
“Nessi are 당신 ready honey” my aunt Alice yelled.
“Yes I’m on my way” I graph my backpack and I started walking to the door.
“Rennesme sweetheart can we talk for a minute” my mom asked me
“Sure mom”
“Well honey tell me what’s going on? I see 당신 that 당신 are very sad”
“Mom I feel so bad, I can’t understand what’s going on, I fell so badly with JACOB, I told very horrible stuff and now I need him, he was my best friend and my big brother. He was there for me...

2

Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. Two~ [THREE]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Two
BuffyFaithfan1
____________________
[THREE]
    "Let's take her to the Room." Tabra said and Haus lead the way.
    "I counted seven in that room," Tabra whispered. I nodded.
    "Welcome to my new, refurbished Room." There were weapons along the walls, and there were even a few tortured people laying on the ground almost dead. It reeked of fish. Ew. "Put Cydnee in the chair."
    The chair lay in the middle of the Room, and it was blood stained, with a bullet hole in the back of it....

1

Stephenie Meyer not turned on 의해 vampires.........

posted by Hellohoudini

Per Stephenie during a 팬 interview 6/22/2010

Question..."What about Midnight Sun?"

Anwser..."I know that’s what everyone cares about. I also know that the right answer would be for me to say “Oh yah, it’s done! And it’ll be out 다음 month!” But that’s not true. It’s also not true that I’ve got a ton of work done on it, and that’s what I’m working on. What’s true is that I’m really burned out on vampires. And, I don’t want to write it badly. So I want to wait until I’m excited about the material again, and I’m excited about Edward, and that it’s something that’s...

3

Hello, My Name Is: Death [EIGHT]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume One
BuffyFaithfan1
____________________
[EIGHT]
We got into Tabra's truck, and started over to the headquarters of the Death Clan of the Fallen. I was nervous, and I felt like I was gonna' throw-up.
"Is it too late to back out?" I asked him and he laughed nervously.
"Right now, yes." He kept on driving, and I thought to myself how better life will be once this is over.
Alright Cyd, stop being nervous! Sure 당신 can die, but think about how much 나귀, 엉덩이 you'll kick!? Think about how bad 나귀, 엉덩이 you'll be pointing and shooting a gun, especially at the guy who threw a knife...

3

the follow up to a beautiful death part 10

posted by xroylex

"so thats it then?"
"well no then they got married and they all moved away she got ill of something i forgot now but yeah and they havnt been back since" there was 더 많이 i could see it in his eyes.
"what is it? theres 더 많이 right?"
"well yeah erm 당신 may thing this sounds crazy but the thing is me and my dad both belive there is somthing 더 많이 to them then meets the eye that they have a secret. something no one els should no about but i wont to tell 당신 onless 당신 think im crazy"
"what is it?"
" well there certain things in that story that ticked my mind i think the cullens could possibly be vampires...

3

the follow up to a beautiful death part 9

posted by xroylex

"now i know" he mutted
"know what" i was curious.
"where u got 당신 looks from" i smiled while he blushed.

we arived at the house it was a pretty house not something i was use too as it was a little small.
"what?" i hadnt realised that he was looking at me ontil he had spoken.
"you house. its its beautiful isnt it?"i didnt realise ontil i said it that this was true his house was beautiful. i could see my self living in it.
"its allright nothing compared to your though" he smiled but i could see he felt emivious.
i didnt like the hurt in his eyes it somehow caused me pain.
"so are we just going...

5

the follow up to a beautiful death part 4

posted by xroylex

"nessie? ness? RENESMEE!!!" i hadnt realised someone was calling my name ontil the sound was right 다음 to me.
"oh sorry alice i still had my headphones in whats up?"
"well there is a little thing happerning tonight and yeah i guess its called SCHOOL!" oh crap she was right
"how long?" i asked allready gettin up.
"30 분 which gives me time to make 당신 beautiful" she grinned and i smiled back.

she worked on every part of me from my hair which she left long and flowing curly down my back. and also i made sure she didnt die it again she left it 초콜릿 brown just like mums. (who was my sister...

4

Alice and Emmet 키스 chapter 1

posted by d_s_a_c

[2 days have past since Alice and Emmet have kissed]OH MY GOD Bella need to talk to 당신 know something 2 days 이전 that I should have told 당신 about.
"what what is the imerjecny."
alice says "erm...maybe 당신 should sit down."
bella says "why.."
Alice says "Ok I...Kissed Emmet"
Bella Says "what what when where how why and is he a good kisser"
Alice says "Yea hes a good kisser and I like him too what should i do my mind is going everywhere help me 벨 please."
Bella says well if 당신 ask me 당신 are talking to the wrong person go and talk to Emmet."
Alice says "ok then I will I`ll Go and see him right...

4

Dreams do come true Chapter 17

posted by Darktimes104

Hope 당신 enjoy, I think I updated quicker than last time. :D

Emmett's POV:
I ran around down stairs getting ready, everyone yelling different thing at each other. I didn't understand a word they were saying. 나비 were building in my stomach but I am not nervous, I am excited.
"Ready?" Carlisle asked from the doorway of the room I was in.
"Yes." I answered simply with a big smile spread across my face.
He smiled back and said,"Follow Edward outside, I am going to check on the progress upstairs." He turned to leave the room and Edward took his place.
I followed him outside into the very rare...

4

A 유튜브 Script(episode three)Dead Soon

posted by moolah

A 유튜브 Script:
Episode Three:
*Dead Soon*
(Jasper’s P.O.V):
*Thinking*
I never thought about how short a life span is.
And Bella’s was very short.
Mine was everlasting.
Forever.
I couldn’t be trampled.
I wished I could.
And I certainly do not blame Edward for wanting me dead.
I would want me dead too.

(Black Screen)
*Reminder: this is two days after the accident*
Alice’s P.O.V:
Bella: Ever since the accident Edward’s been freaking out.
Alice: Well I’ve been *vomits*
Bella: Ali what’s wrong with you? *worried*
Alice: I’m not sure but *vomits*
Bella: 당신 have got to Carlisle. *pats her back*
Alice:...

3

Time Kidnapper (Chapter 5)

posted by 1TeamEdwardFan

Bella

저기요 guys, Thanks for all the great 코멘트 :) Hope 당신 guys are enjoying my story. Please comment!!!

Bella's POV

"Why not!?" I asked getting a little pissed off now.
"Well 당신 see Bella" Tash paused "The thing is... I haven't told 당신 everything that 당신 need to know"
"What do 당신 mean? Why didn't 당신 tell me?" I asked getting confused again.
"Well see I was going to tell 당신 but 당신 passed out" She told me.
"Has this got something to do with, Why you're dressed up in old fashioned clothes? And why at least half of you're house is old fashioned? Because this has been really bugging me!"
"Um......

3

Cullens meet Hales. Winners.

posted by Cullens4eva

Alice Pov
I’m so bored! Mom’s cleaning, dad’s of saving lives, Bella’s recovering from a break up with a senior called Jacob and Rosalie’s admiring her perfection.
There’s nothing to do! Nearly all forks malls are rubbish, it takes a while to get to port Angeles and Seattle. And I couldn’t go anyway because I’ve reached my of spending for the month. But thats so unfair, I mean Gucci shoes are a need of life. Well for a girl anyway.
Its at times like this that I wish I had an older brother, someone to tease me and mess around with and play dares. Maybe I’ll take a lovely...

4

Dreams do come true Chapter 16

posted by Darktimes104

I'm so sorry it has been 4-ever since I last updated...I've been so busy. Tried to escape to write but, they roped me right back in. That's enough of my rambling, on to the story.

Emmett's POV:
We were woken,in one way 또는 another, early the 다음 morning 의해 someone knocking at our bedroom door. I looked over to Rose who was no longer laying beside me. "Five minutes." A soft voice called from the door then left. I heard Rose in the closet. I thought she packed all her stuff last night, maybe I was wrong.
I went to my suit case and put on a button up 셔츠 and a pair of jeans. Rose emerged from...

7

Renesmee's POV

posted by LexisFaith

저기요 guys! Since so many of 당신 wanted teh 다음 one so soon, I decided I would go ahead a do it.
As 당신 can see this one is in Renesmee's point of view for those team edwards out there. Hope 당신 enjoy!
__________________________________________________

Drive faster was not in order when Dad was driving. His speedometer needle couldn't go any further but Mom continued to tell him to hurry.
"Bella, I'm going as fast as I can. I quite frankly can't go any faster."
Mom sighed and pinched the bridge of her nose.

When we reach the hospital Jake carried me in with all the rest of my family behind me. We...

2

Talent Part 1

posted by CarlislesLover

I’d been a vampire for almost two months now. Nobody in my family thought I had a power, but the truth is I do. I just don’t want to tell anyone though. I could make the dead rise. I know it sounds pretty creepy but I find it amazing. I’d seen Royce, Rosalie’s ex fiancé. He seemed a nice guy, he told me he didn’t like Rosalie as it always had to be her, her, her. I’d met Edward’s mum, she was nutty, we’re great 프렌즈 and I’m glad I have this talent to meet her. I hadn’t met Edwards’s dad yet though. I’d met Alice’s brother that she doesn’t know about. I made up...

9

Young Love.CH.1

posted by decullen

My name is Isabella Marie 백조 I am six years old.My best 프렌즈 are Edward,Alice,Emmett Cullen, Jasper, Rosalie hale.Jasper and Rose are my cousins. Edward,Alice and Emmett live 다음 door to me.My mammy just made some cookies.My daddy is the chief of police I grabbed four then ran out the door to go to the Cullen's house.Then knocked lightly on the door.Edward came rushing out the door.

"Wow 당신 look pretty."He said to me.I smiled and blushed.

"Thank 당신 do 당신 want a cookie."I said.He smiled and nodded.We went to our little meadow we ate all the cookies.

"Edward,my mammy and daddy said you,Alice...

4

Borrowed lifes III

posted by Tatti

Cullens residence

It was quite an intensive arguing. Rosalie, Emmett and most of all - Jasper was absolutely sure that police detective appearance was a sign of threat while others were a bit calmer.
"If this really has nothing to do with us then why was she searching our house?" Jasper was extremely persistent. "We should 옮기기 on immediately"
"She wasn't searching. She just look through magazines which were in an open place and opened a drawer. It could be a simple curiosity. She's a cop after all." - Edward tried to be rational
"And the place? Of all the possible choices she came in front of...

1

Edward vs. Jacob.......but who is better >???

posted by dordie

Edward:
Rather fit, 저기요 who would say he's not though. But the pale skin eugh, lets me him down from my pov.
Jacob:
Woah hot six pack 또는 what and he's tanned, but really whats with the hair do. NO jacob NO!
Edward:
Cares alot for his girl (bella) and wouldnt let her down but maybe he's just abit TOO protective. Give the girl some 우주 man !
Jacob:
He also cares alot for bella and isnt scared to let her hang with his family but personally i think he might be abit of a player.

사무용 겉옷, 전반적인 my point of view outta 10.
Personality: Edward all the way , I say 8/10.
Jacob loses HA! 5/10.
Looks:
Edward for the body with clothes on 당신 win. 9/10.
But jacob topless woah yep the 6pack does it for me.

Write what 당신 think in the 코멘트 people! x

3

Think of You--Chapter two--First Sight

posted by RosalieLHale

AN: Okay, so I just figured out how to 업로드 and 편집 all of this stuff. So the last chapter was sort of 더 많이 of an intro I guess, because it was so short! I am actually 글쓰기 this in a notebook and copying all of in into a word document. Enough blabbing from me, enjoy!
P.S. I don't own Twilight 또는 any of the characters. Oh darn! haha Stephenie Meyer does.

Chapter 2: First Sight
Emmett POV

I don't remember much about what happened. I was hunting in the woods when I found a grizzly. Before I could load my gun she charged. I don't remember anything except for my 앤젤 after...