상단, 맨 위로 Ten Reasons to Be Team Switzerland-
1. Got a need for speed? They are both fast!
2. 당신 can hunt wild game with Edward and play wild games with Jake.
3. 당신 can go wherever 당신 want when 당신 날짜 both: Forks and Quileute territory.
4. 당신 can take Edward 집 to meet your parents and have fun with Jacob on the side.
5. 당신 can be reckless with Jacob and Edward will make sure that you're safe.
6. Because 당신 shouldn't have to choose between a Greek god look~alike and a hot, half naked guy.
7. Jacob can fix your car and Edward can buy a new one if Jacob can't fix it.
8. Because sometimes 당신 need an air conditioner, and sometimes 당신 need a 우주 heater.
9. Who says 당신 can't have the best of both worlds? They're both drop dead gorgeous.
10. Because 당신 refuse to be affected 의해 territorial disputes between mythical creatures.
Here's a list of things hottie werewolf Jacob Black would't EVER say:
*Edward, since me and 당신 are best friends, on behalf of the pack, thankyou for stealing the 사랑 of my life,turned her into a leech, and forced me to exile myself!
*Bella, I hate you, you're a f***ing b****!!!
*Oh gee Sam, your right, I should've forgotten Bella, turned gay, and had a gay marrige with Mike Newton!
*I hate dogs!!!
*I 사랑 Edward Cullen!!!
If 당신 have any 더 많이 ideas, post 'em on the 코멘트 board. Sorry if I insultd Mike fans. One 더 많이 thing...I LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Edward, since me and 당신 are best friends, on behalf of the pack, thankyou for stealing the 사랑 of my life,turned her into a leech, and forced me to exile myself!
*Bella, I hate you, you're a f***ing b****!!!
*Oh gee Sam, your right, I should've forgotten Bella, turned gay, and had a gay marrige with Mike Newton!
*I hate dogs!!!
*I 사랑 Edward Cullen!!!
If 당신 have any 더 많이 ideas, post 'em on the 코멘트 board. Sorry if I insultd Mike fans. One 더 많이 thing...I LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!