Twilight Funnies

AU: I own a Cullen Crest wristband, and necklace, and a Team Edward bracelet. Unfortunately, I don't own Twilight. If I did there would have been a lot 더 많이 Edward and a lot less Jacob. Kinda this chapter. As I promised, Edward. Have fun. Huge thanks to state of delusion for fixing my mistakes.

Chapter 3

Spiraling

I'm waiting for my moment to come,

I'm waiting for the movie to begin,

I waiting for a revelation,

I'm waiting for someone to count me in.

'Cause now I only see my dreams, in everything I touch,

Feel their cold hands on everything that I Love.

Cold like some magnificent skyline,

Out of my reach...

(continued from Renn and Michas Life Chapter 9)

Felix holds my arm tightly as he walks me to the place where I am to live as long as they let me.I don't look up 또는 around at the surroundings. I just lower my head and taste the salty tears as they slowly stream from my eyes. 당신 would think that I would want to run, but I just feel like there is nothing left of me, like I am empty. And the fact that he could crush me in an instant has some effect.

We stop walking, and look up in time to see him open a creaky door. He then pushes me inside and locks it behind him.

I stand up off the cold floor,...

I do not own Alice,Jacob 또는 Bella. I made up Amelia Black. I do not own the Twilight Saga.

Alice:

I woke up this morning remembering Amelia is going to Nursery today. So i had to get up and take her.
"Right Honey, have 당신 got everything?" I asked
"Yes, i think...Yes!" she replied. I wished her off and went home. Jake was sitting on the sofa. I jumped on from the back of the sofa, and scared the life out of Jake.
"Baby!God, do NOT scare me!" He laughed. I stroked his cheek and kissed him.
"So," I said while sitting up. "Has Amelia shape shifted yet?" I asked. He shaked his head. I looked at him...

3

I woke up at 6 am,it was Saturday.I had planned to go to the mall with Elizabeth and Sophie today.I found these normal things in my life strange since I had become a werewolf.Out of place.But it was nice to go out once in awhile since the vampire hype lately.Jay had been training us for nights on end.Training us for what was coming.He kept repeating the same thing,
“Watch each others backs”
“Look out for each other”
“Work as a team”
It was good my little brother,Michel had just joined us,the 더 많이 the better.Because we all new that we needed as many people possible to do this.

I was...

Twi­light 별, 스타 Robert Pat­tin­son turned down a lucra­tive record deal with Simon Cow­ell because he was con­vinced no one would like his music.

The actor, who plays gui­tar and piano, and com­poses his own songs, has rejected offers from sev­eral major 음악 com­pa­nies and admits for­mer Amer­i­can Idol judge Cow­ell was des­per­ate to recruit him for his own firm.

But Pat­tin­son insists he wouldn’t fit in with the real­ity TV star’s tal­ent ros­ter — because Cow­ell only works with artists who are pop­u­lar with the public.

He says, “I 사랑 Simon, I think he...

What is fifty to a vampire? 50 years is two weeks in comparision. Can 당신 complete your greive in two weeks, i prove evidence of that.


Flash Back;

"Mum, are 당신 comming with me to get my wedding dress? 당신 have to, i could do it without you, Alice is coming too" Renesemee moaned in complaint. As if she acatully did think that i diddnt want to come to and pick my daughters own dress to wed to my best friend, wow thats sounds twisted but so is my life.
Her small fique was neverageless so she always looked flawless, at least wont find her in trouble, such as night clubs and cigarettes, as may be...

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    "He's a dead man!" Tabra blurted, and I swerved a bit on the road.
    "We need to get to him before they do."
    "This is borad 일 light, he can't sneak past the guards like before." I was thinking outloud, and no one interrupted me. "He won't make it three steps with that weapon in his hand, and he'll be shot down."
    "Maybe not." Shropee said, and I turned a left curve.
    "What do 당신 mean?" I asked her,...

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    We fixed up our 슈츠 and trained, and once we were done, it was almost time to go. We had an 시간 and a half left until it was time to go, and I was ready. Nervous, but ready. As I looked myself over in the bathroom mirror, wondering if I looked good enough to pull being a female doctor off, I sighed. I was ready. I pulled my hair back into it's pony-tail, looked myself over once more, gave myself that positive nod and told myself we'd pass this test with flying colors!
    "Yea,"...

We sit down and I can instantly tell that Micah is uncomfortable. He looks around and then stares at the salt shaker.

"Whats wrong Micah?" I lean over and try to see what he is staring at.

"Why is there a dead bug in the salt?" His eyes widen as it starts to move.

He scoots his chair back slightly, and doesn't take his eyes off the beetle in the salt shaker.

He looks at me for a 스플릿, 분할 seccond and says, "Can we go somewhere else?" There is fright in his eyes and I feel symathetic for him. He has always hated bugs. He got it from me.

"Yes." I stand up grab my 지갑 and watch as he jusmps out...

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    Two words. Two words was all Jerek said after Tabra told him what Shropee told us. "I'm in." Those two words confined our 다음 job. With those two words, I was scared. With those two words I knew this would come out in a disaster. Those two little words told me many things. And they asked the familiars: who, what, when, where, and why. Well, just for a 초 until those two words brought me back into the conversation. Two words was all it took. Two words brought me to my death.


    Here's...

Chapter 8

Just thought I would give 당신 some of Ethan’s point of view.
Ethan.

It pained me to leave her but I had to. I try to see and be in her dream but she wasn’t dreaming. This confused me and frustrated me than my great aunt Alice. She had to play dress up with my imprint NOW. Alana was stone, cold on the 침대 unconscious. She was picking at my nerves and sending me over edge.
“Ethan 당신 will survive. I know 당신 don’t think so right now but 당신 will because she needs you.” Edward was trying his best to keep me calm.
“How do 당신 know? 당신 can’t even read her mind. 당신 also don’t...

Here is Jacob's POV sorry I didn't post earlier my dad dragged me on a fishing trip. lol...but it was fun! :)

Chapter 16. (Jacob)

I can't believe Bella would be so stupid to do this. I heard her thoughts go away as she phased. She addressed the 뱀파이어 의해 name. I heard her talking to them. "Tanya, Kate, Carmen, Elenazer nice to finally meet you." I heard her say. "I know 당신 don't know me but I would have meet 당신 sooner 또는 later. I'm Bella." She held her hand out for them to shake it. I growled. She could get herself killed. I tuned out what they were talking but I knew everyone was listening...

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(THIS IS JEREK's CHAPTER!!! LIKE, THE WHOLE CHAPTER IS IN HIS POINT OF VIEW!! ENJOY!!)
    Was I suppossed to be nervous like this? If so, I wasn't. If not, good, because I wasn't, as I just said.
    "Let's go, time for the reunion to go outside of this creepy place." I said, and we started for the secret 도서관, 라이브러리 book case door.
    "Where do 당신 think you're going?" The girl I saw turning the corner earlier asked me. Shit.
    "Uhh..."...

Chapter 3.

"Emmett, why wouldn't I believe you?" 당신 ask "because what 당신 know is why we happen to be around." 당신 look at him confused. "what do 당신 mean....we..?" 당신 say. "___, no matter what I tell you, 당신 must have an open mind." "I will, just tell me, 당신 can tell me anything Emmett." He looks at 당신 and then closes his eyes. "___, my family and I are different, and what we areyou wont believe me until I show you." He opens his eyes. "What is it?" he looks at you. "My family and I are....Vampires." "what do 당신 mean, Vampires...?" 당신 ask with no expression. "Vampires as in, blood drinking...

당신 got there and saw Rose and Edward making out on the couch. 당신 laughed and then cleared your throat.
You: Wow. Didn't see that coming.
Alice: Me either. This is very awkward.
They were staring at 당신 guys now embaressed.
Em: Now that 당신 both are done making out. Carlisle, Esme, and Jasper please get in here.
They got there in no time.
Carlisle: Yes Emmett.
Your thoughts: I hope they believe.
You froze again.
*Vision 3*
The little girl is still tied up and is being raped. She is screaming and crying. But, then he cuts her throat. She is bleeding to death.
*End of Vision*
You: Alice. It is getting worse....

당신 have been in so much pain with the burning going through your body. 당신 feel like screaming and pouring water on your body to put out the fire. The thing that is keeping 당신 sane is the pictures of your family. 당신 only see them and that is what 당신 think is pulling 당신 through. 당신 see all of their smiling face. But, now they are starting to disappear. No they can't disappear. All that 당신 see now is darkness pure black darkness. 당신 are so confused. 당신 are trying 검색 for the 이미지 but, all 당신 see is nothing. 당신 still feel the 불, 화재 burning in you.
Emmett POV:
It has been 2 1/2 days...