bella: edward we need to talk.................................................
edward: go ahead we have got all the time in the world.
bella: ok but i don't think your gunna like it.
edward: whats wrong
bella: its nothing really but i do have to say i don't 사랑 당신 and i never have. the only reason why i married 당신 was cuz 당신 have lots of money and cuz i wanted to be a vampire. now i have got that i don't need 당신 anymore.
Edward: don't leave me.
bella: i have to cuz jacobs waiting for me in the car.
edward: thats my car
bella: buy a new one
bella: i am also taking renesmee with me. goodby edward. and thanks for the car
edward:noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. not the car
bella: hu hum i said goodbuy edward
edward: o sorry goodbuy bella.
and so bella, renesmee and jacob lived happily ever after
edward: go ahead we have got all the time in the world.
bella: ok but i don't think your gunna like it.
edward: whats wrong
bella: its nothing really but i do have to say i don't 사랑 당신 and i never have. the only reason why i married 당신 was cuz 당신 have lots of money and cuz i wanted to be a vampire. now i have got that i don't need 당신 anymore.
Edward: don't leave me.
bella: i have to cuz jacobs waiting for me in the car.
edward: thats my car
bella: buy a new one
bella: i am also taking renesmee with me. goodby edward. and thanks for the car
edward:noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. not the car
bella: hu hum i said goodbuy edward
edward: o sorry goodbuy bella.
and so bella, renesmee and jacob lived happily ever after
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that 당신 and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her 당신 are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
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9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that 당신 and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her 당신 are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
Source: link
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i hate lima beans ther gross yuck this has nothing to do with the artical just wanna see how agrees with me
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Do 당신 think britsh people are awesome!
all 당신 hove to do is dancce
LA LA LA LA LA clapp your hands togather
i just wrote that to 게시하기 this + i'm random
Danie turned into a blob of 사과, 애플 sauce, then shape-shifted back into a human. "There" She said.
"Hey Erin! So I see 당신 got my text."
"Yeah! Congrats! 당신 have to tell me all about this Parick."
"No, 당신 tell me about 당신 being part of the Volturi."
"How did 당신 know?"
"Well me being a vamp and everything, I get one power which is shape-shifting."
"What does that have to do with it?"
"Oh nothing I just needed to tell you."
"Ok, how did 당신 find out?"
"Your friend Alice told me."
"Oh,ok. Yeah, so 당신 know my dad is Aro and my little sister is Jane."
"I didn't even know that!" Alice said."Why didn't 당신 tell me?"
"I wasn't ready to yet."
"Erin, 당신 are my best friend; I tell 당신 everything, 당신 should tell me the same."
"Ok,sorry."
"It's fine. Now come on, let's go shopping for your friend's big day."
"Ok, let's go."
Two hours later, Alice, Erin, and Danie were still roaming around when they found the "perfect dress".
"Hey Erin! So I see 당신 got my text."
"Yeah! Congrats! 당신 have to tell me all about this Parick."
"No, 당신 tell me about 당신 being part of the Volturi."
"How did 당신 know?"
"Well me being a vamp and everything, I get one power which is shape-shifting."
"What does that have to do with it?"
"Oh nothing I just needed to tell you."
"Ok, how did 당신 find out?"
"Your friend Alice told me."
"Oh,ok. Yeah, so 당신 know my dad is Aro and my little sister is Jane."
"I didn't even know that!" Alice said."Why didn't 당신 tell me?"
"I wasn't ready to yet."
"Erin, 당신 are my best friend; I tell 당신 everything, 당신 should tell me the same."
"Ok,sorry."
"It's fine. Now come on, let's go shopping for your friend's big day."
"Ok, let's go."
Two hours later, Alice, Erin, and Danie were still roaming around when they found the "perfect dress".