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posted by karpach_13
Here are some ideas to help kick a rotten 일 to kingdom come…

Do something good for someone else, even though 당신 may not want to. Do a favour, help them find something, give them an item which will help them in some way. Start the flow of positive energy.

Eat the best 초콜릿 당신 can get your hands on. In bed. 또는 in the bath.

Turn up 음악 당신 really love. Play it so loudly that it soaks in through your skin. Dance in your pyjamas. Feel the pain lift.

Have a romance in your head.

Volunteer.

Buy a remote control for your camera & dip your toes into the pool of narcissism.

Call a friend & ask them if they want to have a slumber party.

Throw yourself head-first into a creative project. Something that you’re excited about but which feels a little too big for you. You’ll be so consumed 의해 it that it will fuel 당신 for ages.

Do the splits. 또는 at least try. (Be gentle though!)

Sing. Loudly. Badly. Off-key. Whatever 당신 like. It works. The last time I was on my way somewhere really nerve-wracking, I was in a cab. The radio was playing & I was so anxious that the only way I could distract myself was 의해 노래 along. Loudly. The driver probably thought I was a total nut but I didn’t care & it did the trick!

Cover your entire body in 코코아 버터 & fall asleep.

Drink 2 litres of fizzy drink (pop, soda, 당신 know) & stay up until sunrise.

Write a list of things that 당신 appreciate right now, in the present moment. Focus on each of them & let the 사랑 inside 당신 well up. Even when things appear to be going really, really badly, there are always things to be happy about. (That’s one of the reasons why we do Things I 사랑 Thursday — to help bring your attention back to the positive.)

Indulge in your “guilty pleasures”, whatever they are. (Old episodes of America’s 다음 상단, 맨 위로 Model, ginger ale, 초콜릿 cake, romantic comedies, etc.)

Send a text message to one of the most interesting people 당신 know — maybe someone 당신 don’t know that well, just to say hello.

Order delivery food, just to bask in the glory of the fact that if 당신 pay people, they will come to your door. With food. Warm, good food. What an age we live in, huh?

Look through old photos. With a friend if possible. If it’s an old friend, 당신 can reminisce (“Oh my god, do 당신 remember when we did that?!”), & if it’s a new friend, 당신 can tell grand stories (“Well, let me tell 당신 about this guy…”).

Listen to old Motown hits. Come up with dance moves. Wear something sparkly & work it out. (DJ Z-Trip’s Motown Breakdown is an excellent time, too.)

Write a gruellingly personal entry for your blog dissecting every aspect of the situation which has upset 당신 so much. Post it, don’t post it, whatever, just get it out of your system.

Plan a holiday.

Write a ridiculous online dating 프로필 & marvel at the people who come out of the woodwork. (“Oh, a threesome with 당신 & your wife in New Jersey? Sign me up!”)

Spend an 시간 in your variety store of choice, set yourself a budget ($20?) & buy some junk. Lip treatments, candy, maybe an exfoliating scrub… Then go 집 & play with your new purchases. There’s a reason it’s called retail therapy, 당신 know (though of course, it doesn’t last).

Wear a fake moustache all day.

Think up nicknames for all your friends, then send them each postcards to alert them.

Think back on the last really good sex 당신 had. Think about it for an hour. Then do something else.

Go out for a milkshake.

Appreciate the dinosaur 본즈 at your favourite museum.

Grab a friend, dress up like tourists & go & do all the really schlocky things on offer in your city. Take LOTS of photos, & be sure to flash the peace sign in 70% of them.

Stick little crystals on something 당신 use every day. (Wallet, light-switch, key-ring, boots?)

Buy a new pair of sunglasses 또는 non-prescription frames. It’s a super-easy (& often relatively cheap) way to evolve your look. Plus sunglasses make for excellent on-the-fly disguises.

Go to a yoga class. Surrender & breathe deep.

Put on your favourite pair of high heels & walk up & down your bedroom/hallway doing your best Miss J impersonation. Have a friend 또는 neighbour who is willing to humour 당신 offer critique. “Girl, 당신 walk like a busted-down freight-train.”

Write multiple lists of everything 당신 want. Material possessions, relationships, work, lifestyle, everything. Pin them up 의해 your door so 당신 see them all the time.

Go through Urban Dictionary & find some fun/ridiculous new words to add to your vocabulary.

Make yourself the biggest 아이스크림 sundae you’ve ever seen. Decorate it with hot 퍼지 sauce, whipped cream, sprinkles, nonpareils, whatever 당신 like. Take a photo. Give it a name (“Jane’s Orgasmatron Cardiac Arrest Sundae”). Devour. Maybe without using your hands. Take a 사진 of that too.

Get your eyebrows shaped.

Spend an 시간 in a department store sniffing perfume samples. When 당신 find something 당신 like, spray it on a card & drop it in your purse.

Try break-dancing.

Watch 비디오 of flamboyant, successful people like Elton John 또는 Michael Jackson & marvel.

Eat animal crackers.

Drink through a straw all day. If 당신 get your hands on a straw which matches your outfit, so much the better.

Plan a party with a theme that makes 당신 feel really, really happy.

Write a letter to yourself in the future. Then hide it. Maybe in the pocket of a 코트 당신 never, ever wear.

Leave the house wearing just fabulous 란제리 underneath a coat. With heels. (Note: if 당신 are a man 당신 may get accused of being a flasher if 당신 do this. The world is cruel sometimes.)

Pull a Kid CuDi & announce your retirement from the world of something. Like cooking, 또는 vocal communication. Announce your unretirement whenever 당신 feel like it.

Buy a harmonica & annoy the hell out of everyone while 당신 learn how to play it.

Go wig shopping.

Choose a festival (SXSW? Burning Man? Coachella? Wave-Gotik-Treffen?) to go to, invite some friends, & start making plans.

Add diamantes to your manicure.

Hula hoop.

Buy some really good art for your walls. Posters, prints, original artwork 또는 other. If you’re feeling impoverished, go to the library, check out some art books, then take huge, great quality photocopies at a copy shop.

Listen to Never Better 의해 P.O.S. from start to finish & revel in what a great album it really is.

Load up your 아이팟 & go for a walk through your favourite park.

Visit a cool toy store & make your friend a surprise package.

Reach out to the people who inspire 당신 but who don’t know 당신 exist.

Write the birthdays of your personal 히어로즈 in your planner & work out a way to honour them on that day.

Pie.

Colour your hair. (You can always dye it back.)

Notice where 당신 hold tension in your body, & let it go.

Visit some kind of religious institution & observe a service.

Bake heart- 또는 bunny-shaped cookies. Give them away.

Be graceful.

Be graceless.

Make a video diary.

Answer 질문 with questions.

Try on a pair of really, really expensive shoes & act like you’ll be back tomorrow, but you’re just going to go 집 & think about it. (Bonus points: take a 사진 of 당신 in them. Often 당신 will need to be stealthy about this but it’s worth doing.)

Record yourself trying to recite the alphabet while vigorously brushing your teeth.

Flirt with entirely inappropriate people.

Sing into your friend’s answering machine. (If you’re in the USA & use Slydial, it will take 당신 straight to their voicemail.)

Pour 팬케이크 in the shape of your initials. Eat them while watching aerobics on television.

Make 프렌즈 with your neighbours.

Think about how great it would be to name a shaggy dog “Toupee”.

Go to an audition just for the experience.

Tell someone cute, “You’re cute”.

Sit in a sauna with a stack of fashion magazines & sweat it out.

Find a secret place with a great view. Like a tree, 또는 a rooftop, 또는 a hill.

Go & see a musical (or just rent one).

Be optimistic.

Buy ridiculous slippers.

Make a list of the things 당신 want to do to celebrate the upcoming season.

Lie down in the sunshine.

Pretend to be a dancer in a 음악 video as 당신 perform mundane tasks. Jiggle your way from the bathroom to the kitchen, shake it while 당신 wait for your 토스트 to pop, booty bump while 당신 pick an outfit.

Go to an aquarium & take 사진 of the jellyfish.

Watch 영화 당신 used to 사랑 as a child.

Book a karaoke room with 프렌즈 & sing your 심장 out.

Make a list of practical, actionable ways 당신 can improve your situation.

Start keeping a dream journal & write down their supposed meanings, too.

See if 당신 can develop an appreciation for a band 또는 a style of 음악 you’ve never liked before.

Write a play.

Go to vintage stores looking for fabulous old typewriters.

Write the stuff 당신 like about your body on your body with a marker.

Change your ring-tone to the sound of one of your 프렌즈 laughing hysterically.

Watch 비디오 of Robin Williams 또는 Eddie Murphy.

Listen to Divine Harvest 의해 The Mae Shi. Don’t be worried, everything will turn out fine. Don’t be worried, friend just put your hand in mine.

Take a nap with your head at the other end of the bed.

Walk around a garden centre & buy a colourful plant. Give it a name.

Go somewhere that people walk their 개 & make 프렌즈 with some fluffy creatures.

Hug your friends.

Tell someone everything.

Believe that everything is always getting better.
10 Ways to Annoy Esme Cullen

10. Let it slip what Carlisle really does during his night shifts at the hospital, with all of the pretty nurses.

9. Tell her all about the names of your future children, when 당신 want to have them, what genders 당신 want them to be, etc.

8. Ask her if her hair looks like caramel, does it taste like caramel?

7. Politely ask if Carlisle asks her to dress up as “Nurse. Naughty” in the bedroom and if he demands she calls him “Doctor. Dreamy”

6. Tell her that Carlisle is much too old for her, and that he is clearly a cradle-snatcher 또는 pedophile.

5. Take a chunk...
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In a recent interview with MTV, New Moon director Chris Weitz reveals five secrets about the movie that most 팬 will either find, hilarious, intriguing, 또는 down right annoying:


Going for the Gold: In "Twilight," RPattz and the rest of his vegetarian vampire cohorts have gold-colored eyes as a result of abstaining from consuming human blood. For "New Moon," the vamps' eyes were clearly 더 많이 golden. Why'd Weitz have his actors switch to brighter contact lenses?

"It's a 더 많이 noticeable gold," Weitz said. "I thought that in the first film they hadn't popped quite enough and I wanted to have that...
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Hello Everyone! I'm bringing another story that I'm 글쓰기 called Bedroom Confessions! I'm posting the link, hoping 당신 will take a look at it. This story is for mature audiences only as it contains violence and murder. 9 chapters & 487 reviews!

Summary: Edward was investigating the perfect murder. Part of his job was to protect the only witness's identity from the murderer. But can he control his feelings for her, and can he handle the secrets she hides? AH/AU;E/B

If 당신 like this one, make sure to check out the other stories listed on my profile! Thanks, and I hope 당신 enjoy it!

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Well now, here is some rather odd news, 뮤즈 will no longer be on the Eclipse soundtrack! Whaaaaaaat? Yeah, here are the details and I must say I am a little surprised! What will the 뱀파이어 do while they play baseball now?!:


"Nah, it's gone," Howard tells us -- just a few months after he quipped to MTV: "We might even do something for the third one. How about that for a scoop?"

The news is surprising given the band is pals-y with Eclipse's director, David Slade (he helmed loads of Muse's early videos), and possibly pals-ier with Stephenie Meyer (there's even a 사진 of lead singer Matthew Bellamy...
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posted by Isabellaashley
With Eclipse on the horizon it would be fun to share our 가장 좋아하는 Eclipse quotes. 인용구 should be left as 코멘트 and with a page number so we can all see them in context. So what is your 가장 좋아하는 line in Eclipse?

I 사랑 it on page 58 when Bella is recalling watching Edward and Alice play chess: "Edward and Alice playing chess was one of the funniest things I'd ever seen. They'd sat there nearly motionless, staring at the board, while Alice foresaw the moves he would make and he picked the moves she would make in return out of her head. They played most of the game in their minds; I think they'd each moved two pawns when Alice suddenly flicked her king over and surrendered. It took all of three minutes."
Hey...x
Sorry for the delay I have had some sever mental block and I couldnt think of anything to write LOL! Enjoy chapter 12 and remember to feedback and keep looking for chapter 13! Amber/Twilightsauce.


I smiled as my eyelids fluttered open. The sun was streaming in through the window making my skin glitter in a mysterious way but not sparkling like the rest of my vampire family. I knew that Jacob was awake because everything was silent- Jake was the LOUDEST snorer ever. I propped myself up on two of the fluffy pillows to get a better view of his face. Jacobs’s eyes were closed but he had...
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posted by Ashley-Alice
Ok so i really have nothing to do lately cuz school keeps getting cancelled and really i just don't have a social life at all right now sooo um yeah i wrote this in 15 mins its kinda funny i guess. its supposed to be a chat room with diff Twilight characters chatting

oh and jsyk;
Emmett
Alice
Bella
Edward

more charactes will be comin l8r

__________________________________________________



Emluvzgrizzly has now signed online

Eddiekins has now signed online


Emluvzgrizzly: 저기요


Eddiekins: Hey.


Emluvzgrizzly: hahaha nicccce


Eddiekins: What?


Emluvzgrizzly: ur username...


Eddiekins: Oh like your's is...
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Okay shapter 10 is finally ready and chapter 11 is well on its way (I think 당신 will like chapter 11!) so keep looking for it!
aMBER/ tWILIGHTSAUCE

Everyone was on guard; I was still recovering from Nahul’s... I couldn’t think about it brought back the unpleasant memories.
I had been right about what Jacob and dad had been doing, Nahul was dead. There was however one consisting problem, the newborns. The strangest thing was that everyone went on as normal except that they whipped around at the slightest sound that could mean an intruder. It was funny, everyone was on guard but they all acted...
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posted by She_wolf
hope 당신 enjoy, but this chapter is a bit weird :L

Chapter Ten

That was when I noticed I was laying on my back, half naked and with a girl 3 years older than me laying on 상단, 맨 위로 of me, with her leg passionately thrown over my side and her chest dangerously close to my face.
I carefully sat up, positioning her on my lap. I turned to face Jared.
I blushed deeply, but still managed to sound fierce “She’s my girlfriend Jared. “I stuttered. I hated that word. “I think it’s legal for someone to 키스 their girlfriend. And anyway she’s not your girlfriend, 또는 even your friend, so why are...
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posted by kiwi12
sorry it's so short... I have 더 많이 written I just don't have the time to type it

part 3

The she-vampire demanded that I explain how I knew what they were. She was intimidating. The silent but large tears fell from my eyes as they always did in times of crises. I hated that. I answered "I've had a few encounters" as humbly as I could. The mind reader cut the she-vampire off when she started to ask another 질문 "We don't need to interrogate her" somehow I knew that the she-vampire disagreed. She thought it was dangerous to let me go without knowing more. She thought I would tell their secret....
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posted by j_e_s_s
Part 6



***Alice’s pov***





After the terrifying fight with the other ... thing that looked exactly like jasper even down to the tiny scars surrounding his perfect face, i am scared, terrified of anything happening to him. Watching a copy of him being destroyed in front of me, which is a thought i always avoid naturally, has made me desperate to be close to him now 더 많이 then ever before. Jasper is still holding me close as i try desperately to regain control only just managing it.

Once Bella and Edward left in her thundering truck that she loved so much, Carlisle gathered us up to talk tactics....
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It was hard to keep myself composed, to act happy and normal. Having Alice there, sitting on the 침상, 소파 다음 to me, rubbing my hand and whispering reassurances when Charlie wasn't paying attention, helped considerably. It was hard, but thinking about the life I had ahead of me helped...and it didn't. On the one hand, I would be able to catch the most preacious thing in the world. I would be beautiful, strong, graceful, and I would at least have Alice if nothing else. On the other hand, I wouldn't have Jacob, who knew what I would be like for a while. Would I want to kill Charlie? How could I...
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I am sorry the chapters are so short, I will try to make them longer. Thankz for reading, I hope 당신 enjoy.


“We ran as fast as we could but they had a car waiting on the highway. We know who it is and so dose Nessie!” Alice exclaimed in a high pitched voice handing me a crumpled branch. I sniffed it delicately. Everybody held their breath awaiting my reaction.
All of my memories came flooding back to me as I arched my back and flipped back into a low crouch feeling a sudden burst of energy. I knew this scent; it was Nahul’s the only half vampire half human boy in existence.
“How could...
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Angela Cariba Mason's POV

Every 일 of my life,in New York was great.The lights,the 음식 and the people all was great but now i had to 옮기기 in with greg,my dad.Mom and dad was divorce.We were moving in a little town in Washington called Forks.Mom says shes gonna miss me alot but when she moves to Georgia and buy a little house for me mom and phil,er boyfriend can live in it like a normal family.I better get Packed.
(The 일 To Move)
In the car i was too busy looking out the window to notice that greg was talking to me.Finally we were here.Greg showed me to my room.It had a black 표, 테이블 with...
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Death is Sweet
Ch. 1
Dreaming
Angel,
    I’m feeling really weird tonight. My stomach is turning and I’m covered from head to toe in gooseflesh and I just can’t shake the feeling of someone new being here and knowing who I am. Sis, What if it’s some weirdo? What if it’s a mass murderer that found out who 또는 what I am? I know what you’re going to say-“It’s just the nerves of going back to school”- 또는 당신 would crack a joke and say-“Maybe it’s your dead boyfriend come back to haunt you!”- The boyfriend thing is possible because we’re dead aren’t we?...
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I awoke 의해 the sound of the guy talking on the phone with someone. "Yes, I know," he said. I bet he's tryin to get a hold of the emergency. "But can't a doctor come down here, adn just-help her? Ok, fine. Forget it." He shut the phone, he still hadn't notice that I was awake already because I pretended I was still asleep. "Where am I?" I asked, I hadn't realized that I was in a bed. "Oh..your fine. I thought 당신 were going to die." Yeah right I was gonna die! I'm so heathly I could carrie the cure to any kind of disease. "Are 당신 okay, are 당신 injured 또는 anything?" Whoa! This guy seemed like...
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new moon, bellas depresstion. the 1st few months


it hurts to live. life to me is a 초 death, only like being left to bleed on a pavement instead of a quick stab, then to be left in peace. death and life are much the same thing now. only death seems 더 많이 peaceful, i already know, as i watch other people living there lives, there is nothing left for me. fun was like a greek word to me now. i didnt know what i ment. i thought about making the most of life before the pain killed me for sure. i couldnt remember HOW to have fun. what was the point of going to the beach? it wasn't going to bring...
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chapter two
sorry, it took sooo long. i was buisy. hope 당신 like it :)!

i heard a knock at my door that afternoon. i ran to go open it,
"hey Jake!" i couldn't hide the fact that i was excited.
"hi heavenly!" he said almost as excited as me.
"we should go before my mom ca-"
"HEAVENLY! WHO'S YOUR FRIEND?" i was red with embarrasment.
"uh... ma, this is Jake, Jake, this is my ma." i introduced them.
"HEY SWEETY!" my mom said super loud even though he was standing right there.
"hi, mrs. Paulmero, it's a pleasure to meet you!" Jake was really polite.
"you know you're very handsome-"
"MOM! WE'RE...
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posted by teamedward_2010
I do not own Twilight so please don't sue!

End of chapter 3

I threw the door open surprised to see Jake and Bella standing there.
"Hey guys whats up, 당신 looked like someone died?" I meant it as a joke.
"Lena it's Seth there's been an accident." I felt my 심장 sink down to my toes why was Jake saying this, it was so not funny.

Chapter 4
I felt my knees shaking and I wanted to ask a million question, but all I could do was stand there and cry. Bella put her arm around my shoulder and called something to Jake and helped me into a car. I had no idea where we were going and I didn't care, my Seth...
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This is a list - almost everything about him... Sorry I misused some letters, I just couldn't find anything!!!

A - like ABBA. Rob likes 노래 their songs. "Only person who sings their songs better than me is my friend Hugh Jackman" says Rob

B - like Bible. Rob would like to act in filming of Bible!!!

C - like Cola Light. Edward's favourite drink is blood, but Rob likes low fat Cola!!!

D - like Dali, Rob was 연기 this artist in "Little Ashes". "Playing Dali has been a complete turning point for me. I became completely obsessed with Dali during the filming, and I read every biography I could...
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